>posting on /tv/
>mom: "what are you doing?"
>"hanging out with my friends"
You are one lonely bastard but it's ok I'll be your friend
>>82687634
Same thing really but it's video game friends.
Does that mean I'm your friend?
^.^
>masturbating to traps on twitter
>mom: "what are you doing?"
>"masturbating to traps on twitter"
>mom: "let me help son"
>watching JOI porn
>mom: "what are you doing?"
>"skyping with my gf"
>>82687866
>browsing 4chan
>dad knocks on my door
>pretend I can't hear him
>he keeps knocking
>raise the volume of the youtube video to distract me from my anxiety
>try to be as quiet as possible until he goes away
>>82687778
who is this boner condoner?