Why didn't Aragorn marry Arwen and just fuck Eowyn on the

Because he's a King

>>82687215
No elf would tolerate being she-cucked by a human!

>>82687215
sort yourself out

At least Galadriel could riverdance away from him

Eowyn's pussy was only good for another 10 years MAXIMUM

Elf pussy stay tip-top

>>82687456
This and Eowyn was like an infant to him

>>82687456
>Elf pussy stay tip-top
Until she had enough of your dwarf penis & sails to Valinor to get fucked by a Maia

>>82687215
I'm not gay but I can understand why he made all of middle earth wet and I'd suck his cock.

>>82687806
He doesn't have eyebrows

>>82687215
>creating immortal bastards
yeah real good move for your kingdom

>>82687215
>>82687398
Precisely, he's the king. Who's gonna be telling him otherwise. Man, this movie was wack as shit.

Because he doesn't love Eowyn.

>>82689060
>not wanting to be the ideal man for your subjects to strive for, thus creating a better society

kys nigger

>>82689001
Aragorn isn't immortal, just long lived.

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>tfw your wife is cucking you with the King
what did Tolkien mean by this?

>>82689113
Atleast GRRM can't complain about lack of realism regarding this.