ITT:Heroes

>>82688992
>literally sent hundreds of children to their death
>this is totally OK with him since he was getting paid
>hero
Really jogs the noggin

>>82688992
Someone explain this mary poppins meme to me

>>82688992
he stopped doing it once he realized ego was killing them. don't disrespect him or his son ever again.

>>82689050
That's fine then, I would be shocked too if I transported hundreds of kids to a man who I assumed were just being sexually molested only to find out later he was killing them.

>>82689020
he dindu know

>>82689049
hes marry poppins yall

>>82689049
He's Mary Poppins y'all

>>82689049
He's Mary Poppins yall

>>82689049
He's Mary Poppins y'all

>>82689049
He's Marry Poppins, ya'll.

>>82689049
He's Mary Poppins y'all

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>>82689020
>literally sent hundreds of children to their death
I'M MARRY POPPINS Y'ALL !!

>>82688992
Was he the best father figure for any capeshit/capekino ?

>>82688992
Is that Merle from the Walking Dead ?

>>82689049
In the movie there is a scene where he slows his descent while falling by holding onto his flying arrow. Starlord comments that this makes him look like Mary Poppins and, not knowing who Mary Poppins is, he asks if he is cool. Starlord tells him that, yes, Mary Poppins is cool, so he proudly exclaims "I'm Mary Poppins y'all!" Hope I helped :)

>>82689143
>who I assumed were just being sexually molested

Were did this ever come up? Or are you just putting your own thing in there?

If I was gathering someones children from all over space, I would have assumed he was building an army.

>>82689285
the only correct answer

MCU tiers:

9/10

8/10

7/10
>Iron Man
>Captain America: The Winter Soldier
>Guardians of the Galaxy

6/10
>Avengers
>Captain America: The First Avenger
>Iron Man 3
>Iron Man 2
>Ant-Man

5/10
>The Incredible Hulk
>Thor
>Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2
>Doctor Strange

4/10
>Captain America: Civil War
>Avengers: Age of Ultron
>Thor: The Dark World


3/10

2/10

1/10

>>82689723
>Starlord tells him that, yes, Mary Poppins is cool,

He said this in a way like a son trying not to let his dad know it was an insult not a joke he was just trying to be nice.

>>82689836

>Putting Iron douche at all above 3/10

Right there was the first thing you did wrong, there are 14 other mistakes after it.

>>82689881
>Iron Man
>not the best movie of the MCU

>>82689049
It's an inside joke, Anon, only an elite few know.

>>82688992

Why is there technology growing out of his head? Can some friendly /co/mrade explain?

>>82688992
>paint somebody's face blue
>DUDE HE'S AN ALIEN LMAO!

this is so fucking lazy

>>82688992
I liked him in Slither.

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>>82690384
Cybernetics, you mong. Half the characters in the Guardians are cyborgs. You ought to be used to it by now.

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>>82690419
>dress someone up like sasquatch
>DUDE HE'S AN ALIEN LMAO!

this is so fucking lazy

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>>82688992
He just wanted to protect the law...

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Ego was my hero

Fucking Kurt Russel played him and he gave that girl cancer


LEGEND
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>>82688992
I wouldn't call him a hero but he was a good dad. Despite being a low life space pirate he managed to raise his adoptive son to be a good person. He even taught him how to shoot a blaster.

Fucked up sense of humor to think that eating children is a joke, but yeah, space pirate