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Ailing. Fuck

>>54261460
My back hurts and I've got an unidentifiable metabolic disease.

>>54261460
Hey, the drugs he's on mispronouncing the odd word here and there is pretty much a given.

>>54250047
MGS5 was so shit.

>>54250047
Cave Troll.

>>54250047
Level 1 Wizard with Sleep and the Improved Initiative feat.

Since the last thread reached it's limits I guess this has to go here.

>>54249145

Nice job playing texas sharpshooter. Now it's my turn.

Okay let's see
>Stormcast Eternals and mortal warriors fight side by side
>Sigmar must use every loyal warrior he can muster

>Devoted fight bitterly to secure sites of divine power, often with the aid of the Stormcast Eternals
Who's the 'auxiliary' now?

>Welcome the aid of Sigmar's chosen, but have staunch warriors of their own that march to their defence and that of their allies.
We're a strong independent freeguild who don't need no stormcast *sassy finger wave*

>stout Dispossesed duardin form shield walls next to sigmarite clad Liberators
>next to
standing behind Stormcasts? Stop drinking gold paint and learn basic english.
'Next to' means next to. Not behind. Next to. Adjacent; proximate; alongside; abreast of; beside. They're not standing behind them whatsoever.

>Greatswords-wielding city guard are regiments that have faced the tribes of chaos and emerged victorious
I'm sorry? I though the SC were doing all the fighting . .

>Generals on griffons with demigryph retinue
They sound pretty competent on their own

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Realms of Light and Shadow. Who else is looking forward to finding out what happens there?

I'm confused by the cover of the seraphon battletome. The weapon held has lightning cracking on it, but seraphon weapons are generally sun-themed, not lightning themed like SC are.

It's your setting OP, you decide what the rules are. Hell, if you make it weird and not what the players would expect in terms of how the world works, that might wind up as a good surprise.

Seriously though, what are your rules?

>>54277410

Haywire ancient death machines, forged by a species of long extinct aliens, they exist in many dimensions simultaneously and move in twisted, impossible ways.

>>54277410
>hard sci-fi
>galactic mercenaries and extradimensional beasts

Gee OP I dunno may just accept that you aren't doing hard scifi and then your life will be easier?

>>54274294
Maybe try googling "Historical fiction TV/movies" since that's clearly what you want.

>>54274294
Not Vikings

>>54274294
Rome is a really good series. I still get feels when I see Cicero and other character die.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4Ed8vNcMif0

>>54272876
Most of the people I know of who own ring-binded books have free access to the equipment needed to ring-bind books.

I've tried getting 24 papers laminated at office depot and it was going to cost me something like $50-$60. I can't imagine going somewhere to get a book ring-bound is going to be cost-effective.

>>54273235
Do you think I could just cut off the spine and punch holes in the pages? I'm just trying to salvage this book before it comes completely undone.

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>>54273618
dont put holes in the pages, you faggot. use these instead.

I don't know if there is even a list honestly.

>>54269423

Unfortunately, the only Actual Play podcast I've listened to lately is of an L5R game.

Critical roll a shit, listen to dragon fisters because they can actually roleplay

>>54268307
>no discord link
God bless.

Worldly Tutor for Rec Sage at EoT after an Omen Machine came down.

sit down to play with dood.
me: you competitive or casual
dood: casual.

dood wips out azami mono counterspell deck.
guys

game two?

I pull out my better deck and he taps out turn 3.
me: Armageddon
we both have some rocks so no biggie.
dood proceeds to not draw lands for the next ten turns as I slow roll braking his lands as he plays them and destroying his rocks as they come in to play. he manages 3 lands and casts high tide, in response I destroy one of his islands.
he mutters something a bout LD not letting him play spells. I point out his deck is basically counterspell.deck

he becomes a pile of salt.

>>54268307
>Give us your story of plays and the massive salt they've caused.
>going to die on upkeep to a mogis trigger because im at literally 1 life
>won every game that night at my lgs
>mogis player is wide open
>guy next to me swings at him with a 9/9
>tainted strike
>mogis player = dead
>dont die on upkeep
>draw debt to the deathless
>kill table
ha

Looks decent enough mate. Of course, Death Guard are a bit trickier than Ultrasmurfs, so yeah. I'm sure you can do it, though. I dunno about payment though.

>>54266811
try to paint one normal infantry miniature then one hero. Time yourself while painting and charge him whatever the minimum hourly wage in your state.

>>54266902
>minimum hourly wage in your state.
>minimum hourly wage
>for a skilled artisan

Wuzzat? Speak up son, I can't hear ya!

>>54260230
Yes, and I made sure to remind everyone to sit down and drink their GODDAMN tea.

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>>54260230
Yes, Old People are pretty fucking based to play as because they give 0 fucks

>play older paladin
>white hair, white beard
>believe in COURAGE as the ultimate good
>those who are evil lack COURAGE
>refuse to adventure with those who have souls filled with FEAR and COWARDICE
>drink beer like an OG and doesn't afraid of anything
>swat orcs with hammer

I miss Ser Leonas

First for Esper.

Second for Gruul

First for just bought into modern with merfolk. how dumb am i

Dog bless Ameriga :DD

>>54248618
>play in a setting where hambagahs don't exist
>invent hambagahs
>get rich

>>54248618
But does he give them a fantasy name, like "grilled smerp buns" or something?

I'd probably draw them in black and white
because they're shady

As striped hyenas

>>54178247
The stereotypical way is that they are big, strong, violent, brave in packs but cowardly solo, so they tend to break and run when they are losing. Nasty, carnivorous, slave takers and man eaters, but organized better than one might expect and with a strong loyalty to their pack. Basically Fallout Raiders, usually badly equipped but numerous.

>>54275824
They won't. No one will. That's the point.

>>54275824
The Tau defeated them all and conquered a swathe of the east.

The Sautekh Necrons are busy with the Absorption Wars. Ultramar is busy with the Death Guard. The Tyranids are just recovering from their recent defeats. Charadon Orks were defeated by Ultramar.

The Tau have no one to stop them.

>>54275824

Plot armor. They shouldn't have even survived the first sphere of expansion, let alone the third and damocles.

>Competitive D&D

BUT MUH ROLEPLAY

>>54275130
it's just a one-off for fun. I rarely get to make new characters and it's a big battle royale so I wanna go.

If all you're doing is killing other PCs at 5th level my first guesses without thinking it through too hard would be Rogue, Paladin or Druid.
Depending on how the fights work since swashbuckler is off the table rogue might be kind of mediocre though since it could be hard to get any sneak attacks
Paladin just sort of generally good while having the most ability to kill shit quickly while expending all its resources
And druid because of wildshape