>Hello anon, I'm Dr. Fabius Bile, what seems to be ailimg

Ailing. Fuck

>>54261460
My back hurts and I've got an unidentifiable metabolic disease.

>>54261460
Hey, the drugs he's on mispronouncing the odd word here and there is pretty much a given.

>>54261460
Do a 360 degrees and moonwalk away.

>>54261460
I got a cyst on the back of my neck.

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>>54261460
I can't feel my everything.

got some titans that need to be taken care of

>>54261460
I need a new dick.

Those elves weren't kidding.

>>54261460
Nothing much since upgrading to Primaris

>>54261460
My everything hurts.

>>54261460
Im too timid.

Cure my psychological problems.

>>54261957
Did I miss something?

>>54261460
Holy shit!, what a coincidence, my name is Fabulous Vile

>>54261460
I have this Titan problem...

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could this be a possible secretary/nurse for Doc Bile?

>>54261957
>>54265972
?
Did I miss a meme?

Okay, we need to talk about this shit you're doing Bob, it's getting out of hand.

>>54266003
Anime.

DOCTOR DOCTOR GIVE ME THE NEWS!

>>54261460
Why do you have such a tiny head, doc?

>>54265958
>>54266003
Yes. It's ripping on a complaint-post turned meme in which a dude bitched about vehicles getting wounds and morale in 8e.

To paraphrase,

>fabulous bill charges a squadron of warlord titans
>he hits on in the toe, Instant Deathing away all its 70 wounds.
>the other two fail their morale tests and flee
>8TH ED BEST LOLOLO
Obviously none of that is a thing, but it got meme'd a bit.

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>>54261460
I'm mixed-race, have asperger's syndrome, have had a internal hernia, with noticeable scar tissue that permanently rearranged by guts in a way that hampers my ability to move my cock at will because the testicle cords are unaligned with my guts, am balding from over-excessive masturbation which I bloomed into early from age 9 due to early pornographic exposure to Sonic the hedgehog porn, I have had a horrible state of hair condition even since my childhood, unable to maintain my hair due to excessive dandruff buildup that has worked me through hundreds of credits of hair care products, I am now stuck on some area of using coconut oils religiously that seem to at least prevent this from occuring for the longest period of time, but it is still ever an issue.

And to finally add, I may have anal fissure or a budding hernia that I need you to check out.

In short doc, things aren't looking pretty good.

>>54266090
nice blog

Finished the book yesterday and it was really great. Never expected something more than 'i craft the monsters' villain from him. But based fabius has a vision and shits on everyone else, even fulgrim. Funny how he seems to be one of the few sane people out there.

So yeah, my back hurts, pls craft something disgusting on it.

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>>54266003

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I take the opportunity to activate my meltabomb and hopefully my death impedes or injures him in some way.

I die happily in the service of the emperor.

>>54261460

Give me prehensile hemorrhoids and a second mouth on my stomach that screams obscenities and spits acid. I'd also like to secrete venom. Maybe do something about my balding too?

>>54266114
>Fabius
>sane

Lol wut

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>>54261460
Clinical depression, alcohol/drug addiction and constant suicidal thoughts.

Help me Dr.Fabius.

>>54261460
old wounds have mounted up dread lord i fear i will not take the field again....i do not wish my service to end though

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Have you found a cure for manletism?

>>54267681
Clearly you need cheerful drugs. Alcohol is a depressant. You need something that puts a big smile on your face, like MDMA. I won't tell you to stop boozing up, so we'll make the smile drug dose double, just to counterweight the sad effect of the alcohol.
And I see you low on energy, so I'll give you meth mixed with coke for that too.
You'll be healthy like a tree soon, trust me.

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>>54267820
Manlet boots.

>>54261460
Doctor, doctor, gimmie the news I got a bad case..of loving you.

How's the solo Crusade going?

FOUL HETETIC, DO YOU DARE GIVE THESE MISBIGUIDED BEINGS STIMULANTS AND FOUL MAGICKS FROM YOUR FOUL GODS?

FOR THE EMPRA DIE!!!!!!!!

>bolter noises

I have epilepsy, asma, a bad left shoulder, and damages from medications as well as a lack of clones.

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>>54266003
Yes.

>>54261460
I have of lately this pain in the back , good Fabius.

>>54267486
Not him.

I can confirm that he is pretty reasonable and wise. Sorta like a straight man in an insane universe.

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I want to become a woman, Fabius

>>54271703
>woman

>>54271898
Yes that is what I said. Explain your
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>>54271918
It's a meme you dip

>>54271942
Ok.

>>54261460

>Me: Hey, doc. I'm not having much luck with the ladies. Can you enhance my junk so that they flock to me?

>Fabius: I will give you a throbbing 18" phallus that will sing odes to the faceless hordes when erect. All will fall under the spell of Slaanesh when in your turgid presence.

>Me: I was kind of just hoping for...

>Fabius: Get on the table. I'm turning you into a sexual porcupine

><stabs auto-injector into bicep>

>>54261460

"Could you cure the severe bronchitis in my lungs doctor? I can barely breathe as it is, let alone run and fight!"

>>54266090

Another mixed-race aspie here, good luck with that.

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Hello Dr Fabius Bile, I'm CIA

>>54261460
>Where'd you get your license to practice?

>Astigma
>Also nearsighted(-8 glasses)
I can live with being a horror, if i get good eyesight. Now i won't mention those wisdom tooths.

>>54262588
kek

>>54271041
How is he sane?

>>54272852
Even by 40k standard, going problem -> solution, is very sane.
That, or he can't really chose his gifts, and only grant them to those who ask.

>>54261460
>Why dear doctor, I seems I'm not yet a superhuman killing machine. Do you perchance have some cure for my condition?

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>>54272018
>a throbbing 18" phallus that will sing odes to the faceless hordes when erect

>>54266088
Instant death isn't an offensive ability any more.

>>54272018
Thanks Dr. Anonymous, that bit of laughter was just what I needed.

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>>54261460
"There's a burning sensation when I piss"

>>54272018
>porcupine where the quills are a bunch of dicks
>when grabbed by predators, they launch multiple, simultaneous, and devastating ejaculation, much like a toad leaking urine to lubricate for escaping.
>unfortunately for the species, the blood draw required for its web of cocks causes the leg muscles to become overloaded, and effectively become flacid and useless.

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My flesh is gone I do not require your services.

>>54261460
>"I'm not sick or anything. I'm just curious on how you manage to pull of great feats of genetics daily, and yet you lost in making better space marines to an insane toaster fucker."

>>54261460
CAN I PLAY THE PIANO ANYMORE?

>>54266026
>you have stage 3 testicular cancer

>Me: Doctor Fabius, I have clinical depression and it makes me want to die more than those weirdos in the deth korps of Krieg

>Fabius the fabulous: Depression eh? I have just the thing! *and the doctor reaches into his human leather coat and takes out… a buissiness card to a local daemon therapist*

>Me: Golly gee! Thanks Mr. Fabius!
What? Did you think it would be drugs? No, drugs are bad.

Ha, lolno, he hooked me up with some good shit.

>>54265974
Fran loves life though, she goes to great extremes to preserve it.

>>54279742
>Abominable Intelligence
>Man of Iron

It's PURGING TIME.

>>54279883
Are you new or something? The AdMech uses "robots" like the Kastelan.

To be fair though, the Kastelan is about as smart as a graphing calculator.

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>>54261460
My leg hurst, could you maby prescribe some grade A narcotics?

>>54261460
>Make me perfect doctor
what happens?

>>54278340
Dammit Jim I'm a doctor not a miracle worker!

>>54279742
>My flesh Is gone
SAY NO MORE

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>>54266003

>>54279933
He refers to priest who went 100% cyber.