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>>44917490
>Ooohh boy Arch Warhammer is gonna be in big trouble
Let me break this down for you.
1) SJWS = Internet mob
2) GW = Internetless luddites
3) GW = Safe
4) You = In need of euthanization.

>>44917490
We all know who the paying audience is anyway. If they start pushing their agenda they will simply lose the already established paying audience, people will just move to something else.

>>44917973
>easily accessible
What do you mean by this? You literally just buy the game and play it.

>>44918055
Anon, you're talking to a plate of spaghetti.

>>44917391
Convince everyone to do it. Throw around slang like 'YOLO' and 'for the lulz'. Get them slowly warmed up to the idea of doing something really different. If they're powergamers, try approaching it as a new kind of challenge. If all else fails, bring along a huge bag of weed when the group gets together for character creation for a new campaign.

>>44917461
>>44917391
I think a better solution would just be to play savage worlds.
Get a group that doesn't play D&D and the oddballs will flow.

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>>44917391
>How do you get your group to let you play oddballs?
Nowadays, I start games playing as completely plain and normal characters that become wacky and deranged over time.

>What oddballs have you liked in the past?
Gregor the Fighter, a warrior with more muscle and personality than grey matter. I tried to play him as a simple fighter when the game started, but he slowly evolved into Gaston.

>Do you follow the at least 1 wookie/1 human rule?
You're going to have to explain this one.

1. He's a warlock using mind control on her to get that barbarian gold for himself.

2. She wants a man who will die fast so she can become full queen without it looking like she killed her man to get power.

No.

>>44917232
>OP wanks about his fetishes on /tg/.

>>44916885
Bring your own lube.

>>44916885
unless you're playing as a paladin of a fertility god or something, it sounds like you're going to fall really fucking fast, and in 3.5 that means being a fighter without bonus feats

i think you may be better off playing a cleric or something else that won't be transformed into shit the moment they break some oath of celibacy or whatever

>>44916885
Roll for AC.
I don't mean armor.

>>44916665
If you offer a Bud I wouldn't drink that piss either.

>>44916665
>bud light
carbs kill gains, isn't bro?

>>44916665
not really.
Can't pass the beer test. I can take at most one shot of powerful drink. Any large amount of drink, weak or small, will make me vomit immediately.

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>>44915312
"Here's what I want," you tell Nathan and Amy. "I want to actually relax and take a break today. After yesterday...fuck, after yesterday I need it. We all need it. Literally everyone here needs it and the only reason the medics aren't taking one is they're irreplaceable. But," you continue, "I...may...be bad at relaxing."

"No," Nathan says, scandalized. "Who's told you such lies? Name the slanderous cur, that I might meet them in battle!"

"You've been spending too much time with my cock, Sir Sarcasm," you chide. "So what I'm thinking is that we catch Victoria and Scribbles up over breakfast, and then I'll ask you two to help keep me...well, off-task."

"We've been having thoughts about that," Amy admits. "...Kinda feels like maybe we've left you out of things at times."

"Or not left you out exactly, but..." Nathan coughs. "Like the festival, when we had our moment, and -"

"You're gonna walk headlong into saying something extremely stupid," you murmur. "I was having a moment of my own, remember?"

"Are you saying you don't feel that way?" Amy asks, seriously.

> I...I dunno, a little? I'm new at this too y'know.
> Not at all. We all have our moments with each other.
> No, but now I'm curious about your idea regardless.

>>44915439
>> No, but now I'm curious about your idea regardless.
??? What is the idea?

>>44915465
> No, but now I'm curious about your idea regardless.
Seconding this because I'm curious

>>44913937
Magic laser pointer.

>>44913937
I guess you couldn't? If catpeople behave like cats in nature, mothers would seek a mate during a heat period, conceive the child (or children depending on your personal magical realm), give birth and care for the newborns for a couple months, and then when they were big enough to fend for themselves they'd just wander off. Actually, that would be an interesting dynamic for a race if it wasn't so steeped in a fetish

>>44913937
By making them more like lion people.

Not really milk, they've already set the last book in the series. There will be 12 total.

It's described as GW's "big event" of the year, and the story isn't that bad desu. A lot of interesting High Lords of Terra scheming and politicking. Which I at least have always wanted to see.

>>44907760
Sorta. It's a fixed twelve novels though. One a month.
Also Imperial Fists got wiped out, they're gonna be replaced by the Fists Exemplar.

Yes. And that's fine with me. At least their not raping important established fluff or ruining beloved mysterious characters.

>>44907055
"No, that sucks, we don't want to do that."

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>>44907095
>the players are tasked with escaping the Duke's prison cells

>>44907174
"Aw yiss, fuck da police!"

First of all, who is the target audience for the shop? Do they do supply the local militia? Do they serve adventurers? Farmers? Maybe the Shop only needs items which are useful to farmers and ranchers, so you get paid a higher commission for a vorpal scythe than a vorpal great-sword. Is there an on sight craftsman/enchanter? Would the party be gathering raw materials be helpful? What type of advertising scheme does the shop use? Do they even need one? Are they located right in the middle of diagon alley or are they the only place for miles with more interesting stock than horseshoes?

>>44904220
>First of all, who is the target audience for the shop?
Mainly adventurers. Seems like the most profitable group.

>What type of advertising scheme does the shop use?
None now that I think about it. Good point though. Maybe the first adventure could be something along the lineS of "save the day while yelling "GOOD GODS, THE GEAR FROM DRAGON SAVINGS INC. IS TOP NOTCH. WE SHOULD ALWAYS BUY OUR STUFF THERE, BY GOLLY" at every bystander.

>Are they located right in the middle of diagon alley or are they the only place for miles with more interesting stock than horseshoes?
It is located in a crowed city, and has plenty of competition.

Thanks for the insight. Certainly helped me come up with some ideas.

>>44903938
http://rpg.monkeymansion.com/Adventures%20and%20Books/Forgotten%20Realms/Forgotten%20Realms%20Modules%20Miscellaneous/TSR%209358%20-%20Aurora's%20Whole%20Realms%20Catalogue.pdf

>>44902861
If a basic class weapon with the accurate quality also has the twin-linked quality, does the extra shot also gain bonus damage dice from degrees of success?

For instance, if someone with a long-las with the twin-linked quality scored two degrees of success to hit a target, would it be

one 2d10+3 and one 1d10+3 hit
Or
two 2d10+3 hits

First for no session this week

>>44903112
accurate is only good for single shots
twin-linked for automatic fire
you're welcome

Well, the Emperor IS the biggest humie.
And the Primarchs are both the biggest Marines and the leaders.

So... size, still?
Also, they make up for height disadvantages with pauldrons and hats.

Humie bosses all wear bright gubbinz.

wot about dem pointy ears? how do they decide?

Does anyone here use lackey?

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Which one of you faggots did this? You are why we can't have nice things.

>>44901434
>paying money for cardboard

what is this even for?

. . . Minecraft?

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Factions:
All the documentation can be found here
https://www.massivecraft.com/factions

But the basics are, in chat:
/f create factionnamehere
/f desc factiondescriptionhere
/f claim one
Claims the chunk you're standing in
/f claim auto
Claims as you walk around, turns off when you type it again.

You can only claim 1 chunk per "power" your faction has, power slowly builds as you play.
All these settings will be tweaked for the server launch


Faction Mobs:
all the documentation can be found here:
https://www.spigotmc.org/resources/faction-mobs.15803/

In short

/fm spawn archer
/fm spawn swordsman
/fm spawn mage
/fm spawn titan

You can only spawn so many depending on your faction power, they will fight mobs and enemy factions (only factions you are at WAR with)

Right click each to select them, and then:
/fm order follow
/fm order stop
/fm order patrol
etc

/fm selection
to see who you have selected
/fm deselect
to deselect all.

>>44899862
Yes minecraft! jesus, sorry.

1st for Horizon a shit

New achievements have been posted for Hong Kong. DLC release when?

>>44899732
No, never.
Chummer5 update when?