>This is the bbeg.
How does this change your last campaign?
I stopped playing as soon as he showed up, called the DM a weeabo, and lit his house on fire.
I use poison gas.
>>45583395
>>>/a/
Take your shitty, over-powered bbeg somewhere else.
Alright, time for the new Civ I promised. Would have pisted a couple minutes ago, bjxut my internet went wonky.
No Humans or Elves, they belong in the weekly Druid Civ.
>>45578656
Voting for Island Nagas. We can build society both in and out of the water.
Also Bump
>>45578751
+1 havent seen it done before so lets give it a try.
Fuck yes. Conspiracy 2!
http://magic.wizards.com/en/articles/archive/news/announcing-conspiracy-2
What do you guys want in it?
I want them to not do it and focus on fixing their garbage constructed formats.
Same thing I want in every set.
A R/W dragon.
>>45577028
This guy gets it.
What would you change in WH40K lore? I would change the stupid ''Orks are fungus'' thing and make them reproduce sexually and also capture girls for rape purposes it would also spawn a lot of Ork porn I could get off too I would love to be fucked by a Warboss as his cuck Nobs watch and be covered in his thick Ork jizz then the Nobs would take sloppy seconds and then rest of the klan would fuck me including Gretchin.
Go finish Berserk Miura, and no troll dick this time.
>>45575420
T. Macha
>>45575420
Macha, I may be terribly busy, but I can still see your posts in Warpchan.
Why can't you be like your sister?
When I get back from...this...expect consequences.
For the time being, you're grounded.
I have four True-name nemesis. Should I sell them now or hope they go up?
>>45570931
Yes.
>>45570931
See >>45571034, he's not wrong.
Also, post better images in the future.
Good chance it'll be in eternal masters.
Tell us about your sci-fi homebrew.
Sorry, I don't do sci-fi, I do space fantasy.
>>45570573
Then tell us about your space fantasy homebrew, I suppose.
>>45570541
I'm not telling, there are way too many hard-line assholes here to make me want to share that information with you.
Alright, looks like we're going to go and meet the Orcs, as well as develop Culture!
Let me post these in a sec.
Rolled 32, 44, 6, 35, 21, 8, 50, 71, 15, 43, 76, 73, 8, 22, 46, 43, 87, 84, 64, 31, 62, 29, 51, 49, 87 = 1137 (25d100)
Rolling to begin study of necromancy.
Rolled 60 (1d100)
>>45568615
Idea: Develop analytic philosophy.
>>45568651
wut
Which is better, Gork or Mork?
Mork.
Gork fags can fuck off.
Gork.
Mork fags can suck a dick.
>>45564484
Gork. Look at that fucking retarded haircut Mork's got. Gork is propa stylish.
WHY ARE WIZARDS SUCH BROKEN FUCKING BULLSHIT.
IN ANY GODDAMN D&D ROUND WITH MY AUTISTIC FRIENDS THERE IS THIS ONE ULTRA-AUTISTIC FAGGOT WHO ABUSES WIZARD BULLSHIT EVERY SINGLE TIME.
AS GM I LITERALLY HAVE TO CRIPPLE HIM WITH SOME STUPID MADEUP BULLSHIT I PULL OUT OF MY ASS EVERY SINGLE GAME SO HE WON'T JUST SOLO EVERY ADVENTURE
>>45564328
have you considered not sucking?
Abuse how?
Is he finding a way to break the mechanics of the game so that he can do something in a strange way to contribute?
Or is he lawyering so hard that he should open his own firm?
>>45564355
/thread
>Listening to D&D podcast at work
>First character introduction is pretty fun, dickass halfling adventures
>Female character gets introduced, is playing an elven noble starting at a ball
>gm asks "what are you wearing to the ball"
>GENDER STEREOTYPES. IM THE ONLY GIRL SO OF COURSE YOU'D ASK WHAT IM WEARING
>continues to rant for like 5 minutes about gender roles
Never dropped a podcast harder. Fuck you godsfall. Anyone got a recommendation for a real play podcast that doesn't suck dick? Every one I've seen so far is either killed by a Tumblr bitch (godsfall, critical hit, penny arcade) or is just awful players playing awful games (drunks and dragons, crit juice).
>>45564229
I like Rollplay and Critical Role.
One is average the other is a bunch of Voice actors playing together.
Rollplay does more than just DnD though.
>>45565060
I'll check em out. I'm down for anything /tg/ related really. I'm basically just trying to fill the void critical hit left when it turned to shit. A good real play podcast is awesome for making tedious work not seem that bad
>>45565129
The rollplay R&D sessions are best.
Last time on Tokyo Ghoul Quest.
"Well... There was a reason I chose the place." She says, seeming to shake in place.
"Why's that?" You ask, leaning closer to hear her.
"So you could come over after." She squeaks, quickly unlocking her door.
"G'nite." She darts up to peck your cheek before dashing inside and closing the door.
You stand there a few minutes longer, just imagining her lips on your cheek.
Maybe there's more human in you than you thought.
>>45563908
The chains are tighter than you think...
>Hunger 11/30
You sigh and look up to the sky. The air feels more fresh up on the rooftops.
Especially now that you have your mask on...
You turn your gaze towards the cityscape, and readjust your strap.
You also stopped by your place quickly to pick out your favorite knife. Turning it idly in your hand; you contemplate where to begin your hunt. You hope your sanity holds out; the whole point of using the knife was to make it look like a regular stabbing, not a ghoul hunt.
Speaking of which, what Ward was this again?
>Choose your starting place! This has an impact on how many ghouls/humans you run into as well as CCG involvement. It also may change certain character mentalities.
>1st Ward, Home of the CCG HQ, Ghouls are almost non-existent in here, and attacks are few and far in between. No one would expect a ghoul here.
>20th Ward, the most docile of the Wards, it's human/ghoul ratio is about equal, and CCG have little interest in this Ward.
>13th Ward, a Ward constantly at strife, ghouls and CCG are constantly fighting here. The amount of bloodshed here scares even ghouls; but murder is not amiss.
>14th Ward, a Ward shrouded in mystery, rumors are that cannibalism is prevalent here; you've never seen it before
>>45564059
>>14th Ward, a Ward shrouded in mystery, rumors are that cannibalism is prevalent here; you've never seen it before
>>45564059
>20th Ward, the most docile of the Wards, it's human/ghoul ratio is about equal, and CCG have little interest in this Ward.
Your character has returned to town after successfuly completing his task. You have 1 week to lay off, what do you do?Hard mode: Your character is a femaleImpossible Mode: Your character cannot do anything related to his class/level up
Impossible Mode.
Lets go to the bank and try and exchange all these Gold Coins for Copper. You don't expect anything that'll warrant Gold Coins anytime soon.
>>45563225
She would read. Whenever not wearing her plate, my current character reads, anything from scientific essays to fables.
>>45563225
Hard and Impossible
Actually spend some time getting to know people around town. After all, I've had my eye on the smiths apprentice for a while now and I need to know if I have competition.
Welcome to Academy City. The time is now morning, the weather is metallic, and the date is February 9.
You are Kyril Torikov, and your sides hurt. Apparently you were much more injured than you thought. One lost kidney, several inches of your intestines, two ribs, and the nearly half of your abdomen had gone missing. That was what the doc had said when he was finished stabilising you. If you remembered correctly, Etzali did have some kind of disintegration ray, or something. It had been so far at the back of your mind that you had left yourself open. It worked. Whether it was worth it was another matter. Given the mess of machinery surrounding your and their near silent whirring, you couldn’t be sure. For the foreseeable future you were going to be hooked up until a more permanent solution could be implemented.
Bedridden as you were, news and well wishes had filtered in. Mostly it was from Nayuta. Apparently the recording of Etzali’s final moments had been captured, edited, and spread loose on the wider web. You didn’t have to guess who was responsible for that. Those who had the technology savvy to catch a glimpse of it had been in awe, or at least that was what Nayuta had assured you. School District 10 had remained quiet, surprisingly enough. Again, Nayuta had commended you on your effort on having stabilised the district. Given that it was your money that was circulating the district it better damn well be stable. There was still the issue of how to deal with your now newfound fame though.
While your sunglasses stumped electronic facial recognition, it did little good against the Mk1 eyeball. You assumed that your boss, or your secretary, would eventually show up, to settle matters. Thus, as visiting hours started the first person to walk in through the doors surprised you. It was,
>Your little sister
>Dinah and Taylor
>>45559949
>Your little sister
Time for more robot bits?
>>45559949
>Dinah and Taylor
Rolled 2 (1d2)
Rollan then.
1. Last Order
2. Dinah and Taylor
This is not ok
why not
Hmm. Seems like something worth caring profoundly about.
>>45559792
If they have proper weight, I don't see why not.
Okay /tg/. Everyone likes to say you're shit at Magic, but here's a chance to prove them wrong.
Also post other puzzles if you got 'em.
You got me lad.
I'm stumped
>>45557991
How could there possibly be an answer? The most you can deal is 3 damage
Clearly, you don't play Children's card games.