Because you fuckers will fight over

Mork.

Gork fags can fuck off.

Gork.

Mork fags can suck a dick.

>>45564484
Gork. Look at that fucking retarded haircut Mork's got. Gork is propa stylish.

Malal.

>>45564595
You wot mate?

>>45564606
That's Gork with the mohawk.
OP pic is wrong.

Skub

>>45564484
Gork will carry us all into the Waagh all proppa'!

>>45564484
Mork, he has bigger teef so he's by default better.

>400000-37894
>liking gork more than mork

The state of you gits.

>>45564664
I agree.

Jians are shit.

>>45564715
But Gork's got teef on his chin.

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Releejun is da opium uv da grotz!
Join da Revolushun today!

Pikture is small to not be detekted by da Ork oppressor.

Mork all the way.

Where's the fucking strawpoll? ONE JOB, OP.

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>>45564484
Neither Archaon killed them both

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>>45564484

Mork?

>>45564876
Not OP but

http://strawpoll.me/6886283

>>45564779
Gork don gots teef on his chin, das Mork

>>45564484
are mork and gork really the 2 missing legion primarchs? maybe they arent really orks, just green skinned hulking men, but maybe slightly mentally handicapped, so they fit right in with the orks

>>45564484
>implying Gork is the cunning but brutal one
>implying Mork is the brutal but cunning one

STOP

Not enough WAAAAAAGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

3/10.

>>45564484
Gorkamorka.

One head git, two heads good.

>>45565268
You literally cannot beat greenskins.

We know for absolute fact that as long as there is a "Warhammer" the greenskins will be winning.

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SPIDER GOD!

>>45565268
Ok that is several kinds of shit

>>45565268
You'd have to get the orks to actually believe that in order for Mork and Gork to actually "die".

>>45564484
Option C.

Jeff, the Orkish God of mukkin' about. He's.. Not talked about that often. Something about being a "bloody embarrassmen' ta orks evrywere"

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>>45564484

>MORK
my GREAT GARAGANT
>of Mork ;)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdfqQ1FMLVA&list=PLy55WVLwDMPlyr7qFDehv8aCI9wnuDvZd&index=37

>>45564607
how can someone who doesn't exist be cool?

also, what's a malal?

>>45564484
Yah got it wrong, Tah Grot Mork's the one on the right and Gork's on the left.

>>45567951
Old name for Malice.

>>45564484
RED IS FAST
MORK IS FASTER
MORK IS BEST

>>45570134
GORK IS GREENER!
GREEN IS BEST SO GORK IS BEST!

>>45570194
WE DON'T PAINT OUR KILLA CANS GREEN YA GIT!

>>45572125
CUZ DERE ALLREDY GREEN!

>>4557216
NYARGH YOUR LOGIC IS TOO STRONG!

>>45568207

Yew calln' Mork a grot? Mork too orky ta be a grot. Gork isa grot, but deff sneaky and kunnin'.

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Why not both?

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>>45572240
wrong picture

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Gork is worshipped by the regular boyz as a more direct manisfestation of brutal power

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Mork is the God of Oddboyz, the cunning Orks like Meks and Weirdboys.

>>45567168
do the orks have psychic powers in fantasy ?

>>45572322
>>45572308
nah ya git itz de other way 'round !

>>45572240
>>45572261
Gorkamorka!

>>45572419

You mean Morkagorka yew grot!

Bork

>>45564484
Gork. Mork iz fer weedy gitz.

>>45566499
Nah Brudda, da Scorpion Death Gahd!

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>>45572501

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>>45572419
Gorkamorka!

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>>45572775

>>45564484
Nuffle.

DIZ NEWZ JUST IN

WARBOSS KRUMPED FER SAYIN' DA BOYZ WOTZ FINK GORK IZ DA BEST FINKIN O' DA SAME FING AS DEM BOYZ WOTZ FINK MORK IZ DA GREATEST

>>45564640
Mork. Look at that fucking retarded haircut Gork's got. Mork is propa stylish.

>>45564738
>making waves

Both are equally shit

>>45573331
IZ DIS DAT ZOGGIN' HEARSAY DEM HUMIE GITS IS ALWAYS ON ABOU'?

>>45573364
t. Jian

Skub.

>>45564484
Both are good when they join forces...

But even better if we fuse them together into Gorkamorka.

>>45564484
Gork will you hit when you are not looking, Mork will....?

>>45572125
>>45572166
This is an interesting point.
Why don't orks paint things like power klaws and green?
They don't need to be faster, they need to be stronger.

>>45564484
it's brutally kunnin (Mork) vs kunningly brutal (Gork)

MUH

FUCKING

AUTISM

also, both > Mork > Gork

>>45574209
COZ DATS 'ERESEE!

>>45564484

I want to fight about that image size.

Just what the FUCK were you thinking?

>>45572383
Yes: https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Ork#Ork_Technology

Essentially, Orks project a pseudopsychic field that effects their surroundings based on their beliefs. If, for instance, an Ork feels that the lump of metal and wood in his hand is a gun, it will be a gun. The field is limited and hard to control, but gathers strength the more Orks there are in an area. If a warband in a rok believe that the hollowed out asteroid they strapped rockets to will get them safely to a drop zone with minimal casualties, it probably will.

The drawback is that the field completely fails when something changes that orks beliefs, such as getting shot or hit really really hard. This is why the oldest and strongest Orks tend to also be the most stubborn and/or dull.

>>45575265
>>45572383
>in fantasy

And I've already fucked up. Never mind.

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I hope Gorkamorka gets the re-up like bloodbowl and necro.

>>45572383
Pretty sure they still have psykers, dunno about the "gestalt field' thing.

Gorkamorka is better than both of them.

>>45572397
No it's not

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>>45564484
both are good