Is owning a dragon dildo a red flag in a girl?

>>34767045
A girl owning any kind of dildo is a red flag.

Yes.

Not original, but there doesn't need to be anything to explain.

>>34767045
Stuffing themselves with something larger than an average penis is a red flag, yeah. I bet before dildos were common girls enjoyed sex better.

>>34767045
Obviously. It means that you won't be able to pleasure her. I mean, can you honestly say with a straight face that you can fuck better than a god damned dragon? Of course you fucking can't. And anyone who says they can is a fucking liar.

>>34767045
Of course, the pussy is going to be loose and before you know it you'll be cucked by a wearable BD dildo being the only way she'll let you do her cavernous cunt.

If you ever want her to enjoy sex with you, don't get a girl who uses an impossibly large or shaped dildo

lol no it isn't, its just a fake dick

>>34767082
Yeah, you might need to research your claim there bucko

>>34767045
I've never seen one being used before

Id find it kinda hot that shes that perverted, but only if shes a nerd.
Not even chads thundercock could please her at that point anyway.
Would not care.

it's a green flag imo

>>34767045
I didn't think anyone actually used those.
She's pretty hot tho not sure if I would pay much attention to red flags if she was dtf

>>34767061
This
It's like a guy owning a penis pump

>>34767669
Finally, a man with common sense

only if its a dog/horse one

>>34767740
>one is made for pleasure, the other is made to stimulate a large erection
Ok mang

Yes, it means she's a size queen and you'll never be able to satisfy her.

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>>34767045
depends which one she owns
It means you'll never sexually satisfy her but so won't any man be able to
it also means she'll want to fuck a dildo more than you
At least she's into kinky shit and likely won't fuck anyone besides you and her dildo collection
On the bright side you can film her and upload her BD videos for your fellow robots

8.7/10 would date a girl who owns BD dildos if she lets me own onahole and jack off to hentai

Only want sauce desu

>>34767045
fuck me she's perfect
why do perfect girls do porn?

>>34768120
Because you have a nerfed "perfection" sense

Who is this seeming deeming?

>>34767963
>>34768179
liz_103 on reddit

>>34767045
Yes, though only because those things tend to be huge, compared to both regular dildos and especially to my average sized dick.

>>34768175
>nerfed
Nah, she's pretty ideal.
She's more attractive than most people I meet on a day to day basis.

>>34768471
He hasn't seen her other videos and her smile, she's def one of the most adorable girls I've seen

>>34768471
But she does porn, which is a big no-no for you?

>>34768511
Not doing porn, she sells her panties on Reddit, I'm good with that.

Not that anon

>>34768532
If you're good with that it's fine, but the anon I originally replied to stated "why do all the perfect girls do porn", which is either a lamentation of women in porn, or a great compliment. I understood it as the former.

>>34767669

first thing I thought
>oh noez its bigger than me oh nooo
she's probably actually fun in the sack, unlike yall who be havin sex in the missionary postion with the lights off for the sole purpose of recreation with somebody you love fucking buncha slack jaw'd faggots.

>>34768570
They don't seem to be the same Anon, they type different

>tfw want a dragon dildo that shoots cum but they're all too big for me

>>34768581
>sex for recreation
Yes pls

>>34768602
You're not supposed to stretch your ass hole, bro

>>34768509
>>34768471
>not being disgusted by her for being a nasty slut
I might pump and dump but I don't even want conversations with these lowly cunts
My onahole has more dignity

>>34768120
Because men like you want them to.

>>34768624
I don't mind, really, like I said it's the selling panties part that gets me

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>>34768622
Who says it for my asshole?

>>34768622
It would be for my vagina, my dude. I want to be bred, even if it's by fake cum, and I don't have many options.

>>34768637
>I don't mind my potential wife or gf being nude, fucked by other men and shoving huge dildos up her pussy for money
Mental illness

>>34768661
Are you ugly and fat?
>>34768656
I did
>>34768662
She doesn't get fucked by other men in her porn, at least I haven't seen it

>>34768677
>Are you ugly and fat?
No to both. Why?

>>34768677
Well its not for my ass, its for the other side

>>34767740
Why is it frowned upon to own a penis pump? Hardly many people don't frown upon women having implants and cosmetic surgeries that are only, well, cosmetic.

You can do so much more with a larger dick.

Name of girl in webm

>>34768698
Then why don't you have many options?
>>34768705
You're 4D?

>>34768677
She obviously fucks a ton of men on the side you cuck

No.

>tfw no gf who wants a dragon dildo up her butt while I sex her

>>34768744
>Then why don't you have many options?
You try finding a guy that wants a serious relationship and that you trust enough to raw you at 20.

>>34768317
Right here, bro
>>34768727

Original origami

>>34768727
Watermark in webm

>>34768766
Oh, good luck. You could probably date a Robot.

At least you're cute for now

>>34768747
>mfw no gf/bf who wants to stuff a dragon dildo up my butt and make me hold it inside while I serve them

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>>34768794
>Mfw no face

Orig

>>34768661
breeding fantasy is so hot

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>>34768803
>mfw no face

>pic related

>>34768120
>>34768471
>>34768509
>>34768532
>>34768677
she sells her shit and makes videos of her shitting, drinks piss and makes videos where she vomits and eats it and you niggers are still whiteknighting her. she doesn't even do any of this discretely or under a different camwhore name its all on her subreddit

>>34768794
>tfw no cuteboi to force to ride a crackers with a condom full of bullet vibes on while I watch and masturbate as he squirms

>>34768803
God that JAV and everything that guy does is shit

>>34768120
Because many women are more than happy to be easy for easy money.

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>>34768817
>mfw no face

>face no mfw

>>34768872

Can you post some sources on that?

>>34768872
>Calling a spade a spade is whiteknighting
Are you retarded? I'm not for scat but she is still adorable, nasty bitch, but adorable

>>34768900
>scatfag
Fugging disgusting, you shitbird

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>>34768876
>>tfw no cuteboi to force to ride a crackers with a condom full of bullet vibes on while I watch and masturbate as he squirms

>mfw no one that has the drive to do that to me

>>34768929

I was genuinely asking because I'd like to see evidence of such deplorable behaviour, not because I enjoy that stuff.

>>34768900
go to reddit and type liz103 in the search

>>34768941
Oh, fair enough, I guess

>>34767045
lets be realistic, if you could be this picky you wouldnt be on this board

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Real talk, I know most of you guys are just meme spouting kids but why do so many women own a dildo if they can only orgasm from clitoral stimulation?

>>34768946
She's one adorable whore, I'll tell you that much

>>34769019
>that Smirnoff Ice

>>34769019
Just because you can't cum without clit stim, doesn't mean a stuffed cunt doesn't feel good while you're flicking the bean.

>>34767045
Her vids of her spraying her milk are so fucking hot

>>34769019
She could get worms in her ass hole just laying naked like that

>>34769019
Not all women only cum from clitoral stimulation. Some can only cum from g-spot stimulation, some can only cum from both simultaneously, some can only cum in certain situations.

>>34769019
>tfw know I can get off from vaginal stimulation alone but can't fingerfuck myself fast or hard enough to do it

>>34769165
Get a rentboy. Problem solved

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>>34769165
Can I just fuck you? I'll pay if you want me to

>>34768720
They don't make you bigger retard. They're made for people who can't get erections on their own like old men and parapalygecs

>>34769160
There's no such thing as the G-spot

>>34769160
>some can only cum in certain situations
like rape

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>>34769221
>it was then he realized he was talking to no one at all

>>34769190
I'm not at this point of desperation. Yet.

>>34769221
Pay me in tender love and I will consider it.

>>34768677
Uuuuh, in fact she does.
https://i.yuki.la/gif/1472473535253.webm

https://i.yuki.la/gif/1472502486629.webm
Watch your waifu getting pissed on by other men, LMAO

>>34769316
Yeah, I saw it a bit late to take it back

>>34769352
Ngl, my dick jumped

>>34769352
>you will never be a qt3.14 who takes the piss of alpha males up the nostrils
please end my suffering

>>34768872
Don't you just love capitalism.

>>34767045
>tfw you will never wear a headlamp and a sturdy pair of gloves, take some rope and explore that girl's cavernous vagina
What mysteries lie within.

>>34769316
>>34769352
I NEED MORE, I CAN'T CONTAIN IT

>>34769314
>Pay me in tender love and I will consider it.
That's a deal, what's your Skype?

>>34767045
For me, it's a green flag. I don't really like dragon dildos or furry stuff or anything like that, but the fact that she's lewd enough to own one is a huge green flag.

Dragon dildos are kind of a meme and memegirls are usually annoying cunts.

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It's only a redflag if she doesn't let me use it aswell

>>34769314
Different anon here. I would love to help you too if you are from Germanistan.

>>34769255
Not true, 31 yo guy here and I've owned two (tossed em both, one of em broke) I get perfectly normal erections. It's just more fun to have an even bigger erection.

But meh, it isn't worth having without a gf really. A girl however, doesn't even need a bf if she owns a dragon toy..

Sad too, I'd probably just tell the girl to dump it.