I want kids goddammit

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>>34766983
adoption or surrogacy.......?

I know that feel, man. I just wanna take care of them when they're sick, cook for them, and teach them things.

>>34766983
>wanting kids

what do you think you're doing here, normalfriend?

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>>34766983
Mother Nature is a cruel bitch.

don't rip another innocent conscious from the void to suffer.

Your failings will be theirs,and there is nothing you can do about it.

End the cycle, OP

Stop the pain

Pic very related

>never thought about kids because I'm an autistic virgin
>suddenly start thinking about how I'd be as a parent
>had a dream about having kids

I thought this shit only happened to women

If you're not happy now, your child will learn to be unhappy and develop autism.

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you don't honestly
you are here, they are better without you.
you would be a nuisance for them in the future
and when you are old they will forget about your existence completely
leaving you with nothing but regret awaiting for death

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>>34767065
>had dream where I met a girl
>got her pregnant
>baby was born
>while she was at the hospital I sit outside and start thinking about all the responsibilities and shit
>decide that everything from that point onward has to be for the future of the kids
>I see the baby
>it's deformed because dreams but I still think it's the most beautiful thing ever
>my brains let's me physically feel what it's like to be a parent through the dream
>sit down alone after they take it away
>remember that I'm a kissless virgin
>the reality check makes me wake up
holy shit being a dad FEELS GOOD. Parenthood is some extreme shit

>>34767093
I'm actually a really happy person, I just can't into women.

I've taken care of my 6 cousins over the years and I know I'm top tier dad material

I don't. The only reason I would want kids is to make my wife/gf happy and even then idk if that would be worth it.

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Do What Thou Wilt

Is the originality of the law.

you guys are straight fucking faggots

I dreamt that I ate a child, I wonder if that was a dream baby that found its way into my hands

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>>34767187

>wanting to make the opposite gender happy

Piss off, Norman.

I wouldn't. A father's supposed to be a man for his son. I'm a huge fucking pussy. I'd also have to help him through life experiences, but I missed out on the life experiences of youth because I was a loser.

>>34767409

This assumes a woman wanted to be with me. Would you really not want to make a girl like that happy?

>>34767449
using a child as a means for your partner's happiness is a recipe for disaster, especially if you don't want the child yourself.

>>34767415
That's why I love having a girl

>>34767159

You should read the definitive book of body language and work towards mastering a creative hobby/trade skill/get an impressive degree from a reputable school

I want kids too but I'm infertile and lost my gf because of it

>>34767469
>using a child as a means for your partner's happiness is a recipe for disaster, especially if you don't want the child yourself.
i agree. yet it's still the primary reason i will have children if i ever do

>>34767496

Or take up an activist cause or travel to wholesome places and network or live off grid and meet other people who do the same thing which is a thing that naturally happens when you start doing it just like any other thing you could possibly do in life

>>34766983
Once you have a pregnancy scare, you realize you're not ready.

>>34767508
>infertile
i wish i were infertile so that i would have a valid excuse not to have kids

you're a lucky man

>>34767525

or just study psychology and the art of manipulation or get really buff or good at a sport and douche it up at a bar- but those things aren't really good enough to make you happy long term so it would be god mode if you got good at all of these things to an extent prioritizing the ones that really speak to you and become the ubersmench

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>>34767531
I'm ready

organico

>>34767533
No, I'm fucking not. How the fuck am I lucky when I lost the love of my life over something I have no control over?

>>34766983
If you have kids, you are a bad person.

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>>34766983
This but I know I can't be a good father.

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>>34766983
well snap out of it, you would just contribute to overpopulation, you would raise a failure who will end up hating you and becoming a degenerate, and besides no one wants to breed with you anyway

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I know I'll probably be with someone in the future. I'm scared of being a father more than anything. I don't want to let my children, my wife or myself down.

My parent's tried their best but screwed me up big. I just don't want my kids to be dealt the wrong hand by a misguided father.

>>34767566

Just proves she's a roastie for leaving you over as you said, something you have no control over. From where I'm standing, you dodged a bullet

>>34767566
Guess she wasn't right for you anon man up.

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>>34767596
>overpopulation
the human race will die soon let me be happy

Girls like me, I'm just socially inept. The only fun time I have when I visit my family is when I'm babysitting all those little faggots and they want to play store and tell me about their lives

If I ever have kids I'm going to make sure they value their education. My parents were too busy being meth addicts and I ended up a delinquent little shit. It wasn't until my mid 20s that I got my act together.

STAY IN SCHOOL KIDS

>>34767611
>>34767623
It was a mutual breakup, she didn't just up and say it's over on account of infertility. I didn't want to keep her knowing I couldn't provide her with a child

>>34767687
my mom never really pushed me academically and I really don't regret it since I fucking despise the current system. She would just tell me to finish what I start

>>34767644
>the human race will die soon let me be happy
So you want to bring new human life in the world to suffer and make others suffer just so you can fulfill your biological urge to procreate and chase after the fairytale of perfect family life. Shame on you. Having kids is literally the most reckless and selfish thing you can do, please don't. All you think of is yourself, you want children to feel entertained and loved, hoping to have them by your side at your deathbed, only for them to die a horrible death in war, drought, famine, drowning, running out of oxygen, or killing themselves rather than die slowly due to climate change, poverty and cultural enrichment.

>>34767760
yes

parenthood is about the journey and not just for not dying alone, thinking like that is retarded. You just gotta enjoy every day differently with your family and try your best to push them forward in life.

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>>34767596
Overpopulation is a myth, population growth in developed countries has been stable for the past few years (since most families are only having 1-2 kidds), the boom in population growth is just developing countries catching up to us because they don't have to shit in holes and have 14 kids just because 12 will die

tl;dr, have kids if you want because you are such a small number on the population number that it won't contribute to any overpopulation

>>34767781
>tl;dr, have kids if you want because you are such a small number on the population number that it won't contribute to any overpopulation
this

As long as you can give them a pleasant quality of life it shouldn't matter