>be ugly neckbeard neet loser in Australia >go to philippines

>>34767421
if they're prostitutes it doesn't count lol

>be skinny neet
>can't afford to go to the philippines
>acquire white gf instead since I go out quite a bit
>italian mommy tells me I can stay at her house forever
Feels good being EYE-TALIAN.

>>34767450
All women are prostitutes at heart, so your comment doesn't count.

>>34767462
burn of the century????

>>34767462
so you are dating prostitutes...
I expected better taste from you
not like you can do better right now anyway muhahahahaha

I say this now and I haven't had female contact like you're probably having in ever
:(

>>34767450
OP here, Actually they aren't prostitutes they both approached and gave me their number when I was at a bar. I don't pay them. haha nerd