>go through entire life thinking you have a 5 inch penis

Relatable

oreginilio

>>34767076
my penis almost reaches my belly button

I don't know your american mumbo jumbo for measuring so I never know if I'm good or not

>>34767076
Well I'll be darned your thread is some certain kind of hilarious I reckon

>>34767988
that's probably fine

>penis is 7 kilometers

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>>34768019
>his penis isn't at least 10km long
dicklets stay out of this thread

>>34768058
>penis is 24 light years

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>brother says he prefers dad's penis

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>>34768077
>die waiting for the first ejaculation of your ridiculously sized penis
the thought of it made me kek

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>>34768081
>brother won't let you suck his dick any more