so where are you on the scale

>>34794938
>wondering why most of the achievement require to buy stuff
>a loaning company made this

The eternal Jew strikes again

>>34794938
>have as second child at 31
>buy a new car at 32
>don't start earning 40k until 37
>retire at 60

What is this shit?

Only got owning a car, but I bought a car at the age of 17 ($3000) does that count for anything.

>>34794938
>was nearly 19 when I had first kiss
>didn't do any of the other ones

welp

>>34794985
40k pound

>>34794938
Why is his income so shit?
I'm behind on every other metric though.

>>34794938
Jesus, who can afford all that shit before making 40k a year. When was this made 1973?

>>34794938
This is kinda fucked up honestly. Life is apparently about buying shit and trying to make more money to buy more shit.
>think about starting a small business
Fuck off loan company, you know those basically all fail

I'm a female, and I've never done any of those things. Oh well...

>>34795004
That's still not enough.a

>>34794985

Its still a complete joke, 40k pound is mb 50k USD.
Thise couple earns WAY less than 100k before taxes in their late twenties and buy a flat AND a house within 2 years. Complete joke.

>>34795004
That's 50k. IF you're supporting two kids you shouldn't be buying new cars, especially if you want to retire at 60

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>>34795035
Really makes you think, doesn't it.
original post

That life looks so boring

Had first kiss with a girl at age 1 o 2? Legit kissing at age 10 or 11 I guess

Driven cars since I was 18yo

I'm kind of fucked in the money/education department

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>>34794938
what the fuck

I am 26 and I didn't achieve a single thing here

>First kiss

17

>First fuck

27

>Passed driving test

30

>Move out from parents house

I haven't

>Earn average wage

NEET

34 years old owning the Game of Life!

>>34795063
Jesus Christ, that picture gets poster 383838333282828382 times a day. Come up with something new, or go make a new women hate thread and jerk off how much you hate women.
>ALL WOMEN ARE WHORES, except our mothers!

>>34795055
>>34795046

GBP40k was ~USD64K a few years ago, which is probably when the picture was made.

>>34795088
If the other spouse doesn't work, then it's still not viable. If they do make at least 30k, maybe you can get a new car and support your kids, but you won't be retiring at 60

>>34795084
No need to get mad, I was just pointing out facts.

>made by Amigo Loans
hmmmmmmmmmm

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>>34794938
28 y/o
I've got most of the career/ income achievements unlocked.
2 Holidays per year & sabbatical as well (traveling alone though)
I'm only stuck on relationship-status khv

>>34795035
Fedora-tippers incoming

I'm a 27 KV so I'm still technically at the first step, but ignoring the relationship stuff I'm on par for age 29 thanks to living in a low cost of living area.

WHO THE FUCK MADE THIS NORMIE BULLSHIT IT HAS TO BE A TROLL

>>34795046
If 40k isn't enough for you then you're a normie.

>>34794938

Turning 24 this summer, finishing my masters degree in 4 months.

>First kiss
16
>First full time job
15
>Pass driving test/car stuff
n/a
>First holiday with friends
17
>move out
18
>rent on your own
19 (houseshare)
>start earning 40k
48k pounds starting this September

Still a virgin, but I'm okay with that.

>>34795109
>If the other spouse doesn't work

This doesn't happen anymore in middle class families.

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>>34795169
>First kiss
>First holiday with friends
The door is that-a-way Mr. Norman.

>>34795182
Thanks feminism

Really ruins everything

Bought a car. Skipped over the first kiss, though.

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>there are literally people ITT who claim that they already kissed a girl

GET

THE

FUCK OUT

YOU FUCKING NORMIES

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>34794938
I'm 27, I've never kissed, living with parents, but I'm an in-house lawyer in the regional airport and also hold an office of total quality management auditor. I'm working 17 hours per day without holidays and days off. I don't know what the fuck I've done with my life.

>>34795196
>has access to a computer capable of browsing the internet
>has hands capable of typing

You are such a fucking normie, get out of my board.

>>34795285
How would I post here otherwise? Are all the people on the internet normies by your definition?
I swear to god, just when I think normies can't get any more retarded, a guy like you comes along and proves me wrong.

>>34795333

This is why you can't make friends, anon.

I was just making a light hearted jab at your misery-Olympics mindset in a form of a paradoxical joke.

You could have responded with a joke but you got yourself even more mad.

>>34795273
>i'm working 17 hours per day
You from japan?

>>34795035
Well m'lady
*tips fedora*
I can help you with that ;) XD

>>34795378
Im glad that seeing how pathetic we are makes you feel better about yourself, but could you at least not rub it in as well? Is that so much to ask? Why do you people hate us so much, why can't you just leave us alone? We aren't hurting anybody.

>full time job at 19

was this chart made in 1917 and not 2017

I'm 22, khv yet own a brand new car and an apartment.

>>34795448
>we

There is no "we" here.

If you think that the board of purpose is to somehow house you and other people you deem to be acceptable you are delusional.

This board was never intended to be anything specific, in fact the last time it got shut down by moot was precisely because it got hijacked by retards like yourself.

>>34795591
Oh, but if lonely virgins like myself weren't here, where would you go when you wanted to feel better about yourself?

I'm up to age 37. Only 23 too.

>>34795391
Ukraine. It's pretty unusual for young people to work like that here. But for me it is a possibility to escape my home.

>>34795627

Retards like you don't contribute to anything I enjoy about this board.

If you can't handle people different from you browsing the board why don't you go to wizardchan?

Or are you not miserable enough to fit in with them?

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>>34794938
>be 27
>still 15

>>34795715
That place is slow as fuck, if it was faster, I would gladly go there.

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19 and have yet to start

>>34795749
I know that feel famalam. Everyone my age is having sex, and I'm yet to kiss a gril. Just goes to show ya how messed up we are.

>>34795692
Hang in there, ukrainian brother.
i hope everything turns out great for you.

>>34794938
This is american dream-tier nonsense which isn't realistically achievable in this day and age for most people.

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>>34794938
>Move out at 22
>Rent apartment at 24
????

>>34794938

>Gonna rage out here, so don't mind the sperg.

You fucking idiots, look at the bottom.

this is from a LOAN company.

A LOAN COMPANY... You. Sitting there. Feeling like you've failed because you actually take this chart seriously--- Don't be a fucking idiot, are you honestly going to let someone tell you who you should be or where you should be?

C'mon.

>>34794938
>had a FT job
>can drive
>25

that's it for me. still a poor KHV uggo loser living w/ mommy

everything up to getting engaged, never been a best man though, that's a weird entry

>>34795731

Oh, so if "normies" like myself weren't here to speed up the board, where would you go when you wanted to feel better about yourself?

If you were actually interested in interacting with like-minded people, you would not go out of your way to shit on people who don't fit your retarded standards.

Do you see all these other people in this thread having conversations, comforting each other, sharing their experiences? Why don't you talk to them if you're so desperate for a connection?

You don't because you just want to shit on someone else the only way you can.

>>34794998
you didn't pass your driving test yet?

>>34795774
Are you 19 too? Do you think it's still possible for us to experience teenage relationships? I'm trying hard to max my looks rn and am pretty successful so far, I hope that will help

>>34795169
do seasonal jobs count as full time?

>>34795853
>Do you see all these other people in this thread having conversations, comforting each other, sharing their experiences? Why don't you talk to them if you're so desperate for a connection?
Because I cant connect with someone who is so fundamentaly different than me.
>Oh, so if "normies" like myself weren't here to speed up the board, where would you go when you wanted to feel better about yourself?
>Do you really seeing normies constantly brag about how good they have it makes me feel good?
Are you actually autistic?

>>34794938
I cant even begin to express how absolutely retarded the person who made that :scale: and everybody who measures against it are.

>did shit 30+ ppl are supposedly doing
>am 22
>skipped some of the things i was supposed to do pre 20 (job)


Where on the scale are things like
>be born to a crack whore
>be bullied
>have mental illness
>lose a limb
>be raped
etc. etc.?

Anybody who wastes even 2 seconds with this chart is complete and absolute retard.

>>34794938
Most people are not "accomplishing" everything on the scale in order. I'm 28, a KHHV, have a nice brand-new car, a decent brand-new house, and made $43,000 last year working part-time. Outside of work, my only interaction with other living things is with my roses and trees. I'm pretty weird.

>19 - first full time job.
got at 26

>30 start earning avg wage
right on par bitch

The rest...
nope lol

>>34795891
Yeah, I'm 19 as well. If you aren't too ugly or autistic, you can definitely still turn your life around.

>>34794938
>rented on my own AND with a partner at 17
>didnt get a job, ever
>been on holiday with partner at 18
>never with on one with friends

Seriously just kill yourself

>>34794938
>no hi ed
>marry and reproduce 25
>only stop working at 40

holy flipping fuck
no
if I start working anything higher than min wage, I'll be living off the bank deposits on average by 35. Own flat own hobbies own NEET life.
Their model is just inferior.

>>34794938
Who the fuck writes this shit

>>34794938
I bought my car and moved out at 17. Haven't gotten farther than that, and likely never will. Who the fuck am I going to be a best man for? Why would I ever RENT a fucking house?

>>34795934
>Anybody who wastes even 2 seconds with this chart is complete and absolute retard.

but you've read it as well anon. you sure are a fast reader!

>>34795927

>Because I cant connect with someone who is so fundamentaly different than me.

So all these people

>>34795035
>>34795076
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>>34795273
>>34795692
>>34795749
>>34795774
>>34795781
>>34795782
>>34795891

Are so fundamentally different from you, that the only way you can't start a conversation with them?

I was just responding to the OP and you chose to talk to me instead of all of those people above, because you were so insecure that you thought that I was bragging. Sadly, the only way you know how to deal with that insecurity is by pretending to be an online justice warrior for an imaginary community.

>>34795983
I understand this, but I'm not sure if it's still possible for us to get a teen virgin gf to experience first love with. What do you think?

>>34796052
Thanks mate, they actually used to brought me up to higher grades and i would read in front of the older students to show em how shit is done.

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>>34794938
>age 37
>start earning 40k a year

>>34796069
Sure, but the difficulty depends on where you live.

>>34796094
Age of consent in my country is 16 if that's what you mean

>>34796069
>still possible for us to get a teen virgin gf to experience first love with
Not the guy you're talking to, but I got into uni about 6 months ago (I'm 20) and due to the subject I chose and general stuff most of my classmates are female.
And everyone I frequently talk to (3 girls) are virgin despite looking average/above average. Maybe some women do have a moral compass after all, idk.

>>34796069
>get a teen virgin gf

The gf part I'm sure that you'll be able to get if you actually try, but I wouldn't hold out for the virgin part. Unless you can find a girl from a middle-eastern country who somehow did not get molested as a child.

>>34795692
Heyo. Are you studying? Do you live in a major city? East, center or west?

I have a job and I'm earning average wages. I've done none of that other shit though. Age 24.

>>34796132
>I got into uni about 6 months ago

Ask them again next year and see what happens.

>>34796056
Do you really think coming to a board full of lonely virgins and talking about your kissing and holidays with your friends is not bragging? How dense are you?
Not to mention it's really fucking obvious you just come here to put down people and feel better about yourself, there is no point in trying to hide it.

>>34796152
Probably true but this is the now state and that's the only thing I can report on.
Also I didn't ask them. One of the girls did.

>>34796128
I meant it more in a cultural sense. In some place speople start sex having much earlier than in other places.

>first full time job
16
>pass driving test
17
>buy first car
17
>move out
23
>rent on your own

never achieved anything else, currently at 26 and it's unlikely that I'll get any further

>pass driving test
>buy first car

The other ones make me sad

>>34794938
>Start earning average wage
>Aged 30
>Start earning 40k a year
>Aged 37

Fucking lol, my first job after graduating was on 35k.

>>34796132
Guess that tactic won't work for me, I'm majoring in STEM so attractive girls are scarce there

>>34796184
Okay then, I live in Russia. What are my chances?

>>34794999
>first kiss
Were you feeling anxious about it? How was it? I'm pretty anxious I'd be terrible at it and it'd awkward as fuck considering my age.

>>34796157

I am a literal virgin with no friends, living in a 5x2.5m room in a foreign country, for which I paid for by washing dishes and cleaning toilets on my spare time while studying for a degree for which I miss most of lectures because of longstanding depression.

But somehow having experienced a week long holiday with equally autistic friends once and getting a kiss from my oneitis who would friendzone me the following week somehow trumps everything and suddenly I'm bragging.

I just know how to leverage my autism to take advantage of the few opportunities I get and unlike you I don't try to shit on people who actually try.

Does spending holiday alone counts?

Passed driving test at 18
Bought my own car at 19
Became assistant manager at 19.
I'm 20, how am I doing?

>>34796231
Honestly, be happy about it.
Imagine falling for someone from your major and after 3 months you spill your spaghetti in a way even you thought you couldn't achieve and now you mope around like a motherfucker although this has all happened over a month ago. And susequently, your social circle you somehow managed to land in will break apart inevitably because you can't stand your own autism in her presence. So you'll be a lonely loser again like you always were.

That text reads really bad. I should get at learning how to structure shit like this.

>>34796328
actually trying? faaa get about it.

26 and haven't "achieved" any of those things and I don't plan to.

>>34796376
>I should get at learning how to structure shit like this.

Greentexting is literally made for things like that.

Imagine this

>fall for someone from your major and after 3 months
>spill your spaghetti in a way even you thought you couldn't achieve
>mope around like a motherfucker although this has all happened over a month ago
>your social circle you somehow managed to land in will break apart inevitably because you can't stand your own autism in her presence
>you'll be a lonely loser again like you always were.

>>34796261
Can't tell for sure, since I've never been to Russia, but If it's anything like Serbia, there should be a decent amount of conservative virgin girls your age.

>>34796261
not that anon. here's my tip:
1.Work your hardest to become successful
2. get girlfriend from countryside proposed to you because she's poor
3. Marry her
4. watch her transformation from cute to Babushka in the first year of your marriage
5.???
6. wot takaja shiznej or how you call it in russia

>>34794938
This is how some people live their lives
That is their choice
I am not which ever person made this and I am not going to follow the same path is he who made this picture
I am my own person and I will not live my life the same as this man just because some picture on the internet told me to

>>34796328
Having read that, I feel bad about what I said, but you could just have said it at the start instead of being such a dick.

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This chart is for poor people

>19 pass driving test
>19 get brand new car bought for me
>20 kiss girl
>graduate college 22
>23 move out on my own
>23 make 50k at job
> 28 make 70k and buy brand new car

Yeah don't take this chart into account it's bulllshit

My dad didn't have me till he was 35
and he makes over 220k a year

>>34796444
I hope you're being ironic cause that's the exact opposite of what I want. I just wish could I find a qt 15-16yo virgin and fall in passionate teenage love with each other

>>34796565
>but you could just have said it at the start

Focusing on the good things is what keeps me going, anon.

>>34794938
I am stuck at the first level.

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>>34794938
>start earning 40K
>37

Holy shit, am I actually earning more than most 37 year olds?

>>34796635
Fair enough, I guess.
orig

>>34796597
sadly, that's the cruel reality.
i've got enough russian workmates with exactly this resume.
Stick to 2d, like me.

>>34796135
>Are so fundamentally different from you, that the only way you can't start a conversation with them?
>I was just responding to the OP and you chose to talk to me instead of all of those people above, because you were so insecure that you thought that I was bragging. Sadly, the only way you know how to deal with that insecurity is by pretending to be an online justice warrior for an imaginary community.
Nope, finished my trashy master degree 2 years ago. Right now I'm waiting for my bar exam. In some spare time doing some Coursera stuff. I'm living in the Western Ukraine. It's relatively ok, at least emotionally. Russia (even Moscow) is a total Mordor in comparision.

>>34796444
>>34796688
on a side note: trips and doubledubs confirmed my statement, as sad as it may be

>>34796135
Nope, finished my trashy master degree 2 years ago. Right now I'm waiting for my bar exam. In some spare time doing some Coursera stuff. I'm living in the Western Ukraine. It's relatively ok, at least emotionally. Russia (even Moscow) is a total Mordor in comparision.

>>34796668

You're alright too, I just got carried away. If I was being honest I would say the semi-hostile environment on /r9k/ is healthy in some way.

I think that the normie/robot dynamic is part of the fun.

Apparently I'm simultaneously at age 37 and age 15

>>34796776

I think the word you're looking for is "manchild".

>>34796774
Yeah, I agree. This place would be boring if I didn't have anyone to reee at.

>>34795781
Thanks, bro. Good luck to you as well.

>>34794938
I had my first kiss at 7 or 8 but ended up becoming a socially akward virginal fuck around middleschool. Not getting a driver's license or car until 20 and 22 is late as fuck by american standards.

Currently nineteen with step 1 one done and steps 3+5 on my plate currently i guess.

>>34796792
A manchild lives with his parents and still plays pokemon games.
No, I'm just an adult loser.

>>34796586
what the fuck does your dad do jesus christ
i can't even imagine making that kind of money

>>34794938
This is terrible shit. Firstly, it doesn't mention a college education, rather, it seems it expects you to do a ratrace office job. Second, it says you should have children BEFORE you start earning average wage. Average wage isn't too good, your kid won't have that good of a life. Wow. Also you should be doing a LOT more between 39 and fucking 60. Jesus Christ.

I'm 27 and have yet to hold hands with a girl.

I've wasted my life.

>>34794938
>first kiss 17
>pass diving test 18
>moved out 18
I haven't done anything else on there and I'm still a spergy virgin who can't handle relationships so I doubt I ever will

>>34797102
lawyer bitch

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>tfw dum dum
>tfw passed my theory test on my 7th try at 20


Feels so fucking good man onwards and upwards lad my life's finally getting better ;_;
That's the only thing I've accomplished on that list but idgaf

>>34794938
how do you buy a house before earning "average wage"

I've been a best man twice and a groomsman thrice.

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The real oregano.

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>>34794938
So I'm a fifteen year old?
I mean, that kiss was from a toddler so does it even count?
Am I am literal fetus?

First kiss at 14.

Never achieved the others at all. :(

>>34794938
>Age 19 - First full time job
>Age 30 - Average Wage
>Age 37 - 40K a year

So, work below average wage for eleven years with no studies and hope for a "good" salary by the time you are 37 and surrounded by kids and zero free time? Is this the normie guide to mediocrity?

>>34794938
lol
>first kiss at 15
>r9k
who are you kidding, m8?

>>34797903
You need a college education to get a ratrace office job nowadays.

>start earning 40k a year
>after you've had a second child

enjoy starving to death in the street i guess

>>34799559
I was attractive back then, despite my poor social skills, girls had crushes on me. So I managed to get a kiss. But ever since then it's been down hill. THe mentall illness started and I lost touch with reality and lost all my friends and stopped leaving my house at 19. hospitalized 6 times since at 27. Can't talk to cashiers let alone a girl now. 15 years old was the best time of my life.

>>34794938
I have until about mid December to move out without failing this. Bought my first car before I passed my driving test though so I might have some bonus points banked up, not to mention doing everything but move out before these shittily preposed milestones

>>34794938
16 years old, already did everything up to age 24.
Inb4 i get banned again.

>>34799999
nice quints hory shet, damn
oreganisimo.

I had a kiss once when I was in high school, like twelve years ago
28 and I have nothing beyond that, although I gotta say I don't feel too bad about it given how the chart is essentially the ideal human cattle processing plan

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Am I the only one who sees this chart as lame? Lol why start a business at fucking 35 when you can start one now? Why pass the driving test at 20 when you can pass it earlier? Why become a wagefag and lie to yourself saying "hurr durr as a manager im smart :)" when you can become the OWNER at 20? Lmao.
The life of OP's image is this: Become a wageslave and follow culutural norms until you die. Forget doing anything interesting!

>>34794938
I too wish for the boomer life.

>25
>still no kiss

JUST

>>34794938

This is pretty fucked. I just turned 23. So far I've done the following

>Made 60k USD last year
>bought new truck
>quit job to go back to school
>now in school.

>>34800784
This. What the fuck is with the boring life OP's image has? You can do WAY better.

>>34794938
>manager at work, renting with a partner
>skipped at least half the steps
This chart is terrible.

>>34794938
this is literally the most offensive jewish shill ive ever seen on this website