If this post gets 30 replies I will buy some roses and some chocolates or something like that and give it to this girl at my college on Valentine's day
>>34794545
Buy a gun and shoot yourself
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>>34794545
>roses and chocolates
Step your game up
If you do this she will laugh in your face
>>34794545
Give her the dick instead
oh shit reminded me of this time where one guy in middle school brought a dead rotting rose on valentine's and gave it to a girl who was known to be a slut
hahahah shit was hilarious
Bumping for true love
>>34794545
Don't.
Just don't.
Unless it's some lonely and considered-to-be-ugly girl.
She won't appreciate them enough for it to be worth your money.
It will just be like 'oh hey this guy I barely know bought me flowers! cool.' Roses and chocolate are a fucking retarded gift, those are more for anniversaries.
>>34794545
Be sure to stream it on facebook live OP everybody should see how much of a Kool Kat you are.
>>34794545
You better record it or at least post the results faggot
>>34794670
Too expensive
>>34794681
No
>>34794683
>>34794739
She actually talks to me and a few of her friends have told me she likes me, I probably should have mentioned that
>>34794689
I wish
>>34794738
Thanks
>>34794752
>>34794797
I will post results if I get the 30 replies
>>34794545
this will surely win you her heart. This works everytime someone does this. It's so effective, it counts as cheating. It probably should even be illegal.
>>34794545
Ganbatte!
You can do it anon!Give them to a cuteboy instead though.
give her the shit you nigger
When did r9k become twitter
>>34794545
retweeted
Good luck anon.
You can do it.
Just BEE yourself
>>34794545
>Needing confirmation to do this
Not gonna make it, fambar
you gotta do it big boi
>>34795427
shoot up the school instead
oreganu desu
>>34794545
Hers a free (You)
Unrelated to the thread, do any robots have a good guide for beginning the lifting meme?
>>34798077
I want to dig out this bitch's eyes with a spoon.
>>34794545
Post results and may the great robotic god be with you
>>34794545
Only 7 more to go op.
>>34799126
>Only 7 more to go op.
that's where you're wrong, liddo
give things
>>34799142
>liddo
fuck off
>>34799142
one more step towards OP getting rejected
>>34799400
>fuck off
only if you help me carry my cabbages
>>34799438
>only if you help me carry my cabbages
Only if you finger my ass
>>34799457
I don't know if I can do that while carrying cabbages :^(
>>34794545
Will you post a greentext telling us how it goes?
If so, here, have my blessings.
If not, go fuck yerself.
>>34794545
if you gave roses OR chocolates to a girl you know on a regular day to get closer, that might be okay. what you're doing is autism.
>>34794545
here's your (you)
just post the results anon
>>34794545
Oh boy, enjoy your (you)
>>34794545
Be brave and do it! I will be proud of you. Don't forget to post the result.
If this post gets 10 likes I'llplay with my butthole for the first timeon Valentine's day. Smash the like button.
>>34794545
>making your own mistakes
This guy is doing it
>>34801343
Don't you want to watch it? I think it will be nice or hilarious. Either way we win.
>>34801317
>likes
>like button
Fuck you