Robots pease help me. I need encouragement to kill myself tonight.

It will be ok. Good luck and goodbye

Kys faygget

do it live on a shitty livestream

how old are you? if you are over 30 you shouldn't have any regrets but if not you should think about it.

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>>34797133
REEEE Fuck off boys that is NOT good encouragement

Look we're all fucked up here. Don't kys

Take LSD

DO IT

OP here. fuck this thread im not doing it tonight, ill do it the day after tomorrow.

>>34796962
If I haven't done it yet you shouldn't either.

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>>34796962
If you're planning to hang yourself you're going to experience pain/discomfort for ~20-25sec then fall sleep while feeling bliss no joke. the feeling of passing out is amazing. Then all your current problems and future issues will disappear. That's amazing isn't it?

Even if you hurt the feeling of your relatives, don't forget everything's temporary. They will get over it

>>34796962
Imagine what it's like to sleep but never wake up again. Comfy isn't it? No reason not to do it really, just delaying the inevitable

>>34796962
Remember that all achievement is just society manipulating you into benefiting itself. Even if you stayed, you'd just be a cog. Nobody cares about you unconditionally. They only care about how you're useful to them.

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>>34796962

Before you kill yourself, because you're feeling weak or like a failure I want you to try the following:
Go to a random chatplatform, write to as many "undesireable" women you can and see what happens, chat with them and find someone you can spent your time with.
A few months ago I was in the same situation as you are right now, I wanted to off myself, but then I've met this chubby grill that cares so much about me and gives me the feeling of feeling unique. Give it a try at least, it's not like you're going to lose something.

>>34799326
>I got lucky once so you shouldn't kill yourself

is essentially what you are saying

>>34796962
we all must die. The only thing we can do about it is to decide when. And what's more graceful then to decide when to die? You've got your own life in your hands, anon, your life belongs to you and only you. You can do with it what you want, if you want to end today, you have nothing to hinder you. You want to do it tomorrow? Still good but don't say this every day because then you will never do it and maybe find happiness in life, probably not, you will just torment yourself a little more, for what? Nothing. One or two weeks more of life have nothing positive on it, if you want and have decided to kill yourself now, then do it now, life is useless anyway, always remember, you are just a bunch living cells compiled in a bag of meat and blood, waiting to get dissolved one day by bacteria and insects. If you really will kill yourself now, Anon, then you must know that you have my respect.

>>34799281
This. I wish I had the courage to end my suffering. Death is the comfiest thing I can imagine. Every time I wake up I wish I could just keep sleeping forever.

faggot,
you're supposed to try and take down as many people as possible with you
you're a killing machine

Just lie your head down on some traintracks and wait, ezpz

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DO IT! Don't let your dreams be dreams! (desu)

>>34799353

>I've been there and trust me, it gets better

is essentially what he is saying

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Just look at how these spawns seduce you to death. You may kill yourself the day after tomorrow but they will go on in their usual everyday routine like it's nothing they contributed to someone's death. Rise above these psychopaths and most importantly rise above yourself.