What kind of girl wears black lipstick?

>>34816360
retarded and "suicidal" girls

>>34816360
a girl i live with does

she's fat and hideous and """"""studying""""" HR

The ones that think being edgy is cool and makes them different from all the other girls.

>>34816360
Goth, emo, cosplayer, or all of it.

>>34816401
This.
It's a phase and only an alpha male can break a girl out of that.

Walking poison.

>>34816360

are there any more images of this girl?

The attention seeking kind

>>34816360
Girls that I hate to love, that shit is my anthrax laced cocaine, if I weren't a kv that is

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>>34816360
the kind that has small hands so my manlet dick looks huge

Girls who you want nothing to do with.

Goths

Or disgusting "autistic" tumblr bitches like that
>>34816360

>>34816419
why would i want to break a girl out of it?
it looks super good.
if my gf didnt wear it i would force her to

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This is actually my ideal girlfriend
I love women like this. If any of you are in this thread plz give me contact info.

>>34816360
>tfw no tumblr-tier gf to instill right wing christian values in.
Feels bad

>>34816360

who's the qt? please I need to know

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Black lipstick can look nice.

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I actually have a class with a girl like this. She sits in the chair behind me and no dudes are talking to her(no one in the room really knows each other). She isn't fat and has a nice ass+ slim.


Thing is she wears that black lipstick, jean jacket shit and I noticed she is always taking selfies and texting on her phone. I've caught her glancing my way from time to time so I think I would have a chance. What's your ananlysis, robots? Should I avoid or go in? I may not be Chad or something, but I figured I can change her some how.

>>34818414
whats she thingken about?

>>34818433
>I figured I can change her some how.
You can't change people, the best you can ever do is give them the tools to change themselves but that's it.

If she's not your type of girl then chances are you'll never be able to make her your type of girl.

>>34816879
>>34818364
>>34818395
Her Instagram is marxdemarco

>>34816360
Girls like in your picture. Alt """art heaux""" who listen to twenty one pilots and talk about saving the bees and keep potted succulents named Herbert

literally dime a dozen and I can tell the type just looking at them

>>34818522
>talk about saving the bees and keep potted succulents named Herbert
That's cute though.

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>>34818477
I dont have a type. I just want a qt gf that I could help improve so she become even more qt


And she is shorter than me so I feel like less of a manlet

>>34818535
Imagine the kinda girl /pol/ hates, that's probably her, if you're okay with that then go for it, if you think you can get her to do a heel turn personality wise then you're going to have a bad time.

>>34816360
Generally FAT PIGS

But I don't really consider them to be 'girls', any more than I do a female farm animal.. or a dog or a cat...

Sure, they're 'females', and they have vaginas, but it's not like you're going to fuck a wild boar, or an overweight potbelly pig....

Black lipstick : the most predictable tactic of sows who want to distract you from noticing their fat ugly face...

The next most often used technique: facial piercings

Piercings: 'please notice my piercings, and not the ugly face they are implanted in'

THE MOST ATTRACTIVE FEATURE ON A HUMAN IS:

SELF CONFIDENCE

>>34816360
It really depends on someone's facial structure. The way I see it, black lipstick looks better on small lips and thin or round faces than any other combination because it wouldn't look as harsh, if that makes sense.
It really varies by person, though, because black lipstick makes me look like a tacky mall goth circa 2004. It works on the OP picture though.

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>>34818435
how to beat crash bandicoot 2

>>34818414

RE: LOOK NICE

PAY ATTENTION

YOURE ABOUT TO LEARN SOMETHING

Sure, she's pretty

Pretty hot...

But SHE doesn't seem to think so

That's why she's HIDING behind all of that trendy, cheap, predictable, fabricated facade...

The stupid hair dye, the overuse of makeup, the ridiculous trendy (trendy = unoriginal) black 'vampire' (faggot-ish) lipstick, the trendy stupid clothing, the idiotic jewelry.....

Look in her eyes

Do you see a young woman who is confident?

Do you see a girl who believes in herself?

Do you see a young lady who realizes she is just fine the way that she is?

.....................NO.......................

NO, you DON'T......

( pay attention because this is the part where you learn )

THE CURE FOR SELF DOUBT = realizing EVERYBODY suffers from it, and the only way other people can detect your lack of self confidence is when YOU let them know about it....

Ether by TELLING THEM (and yourself) that you have no self confidence, or by SHOWING THEM like this fuck hole is doing....

I'd love to gangrape this whore all by myself

JOHNNY NEPTUNE: THE ONE-MAN GANGRAPE

>>34816360
The kind you should avoid like the plague

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>>34818481
that's an insufferable tumblr hipster tier name

>>34818670
It makes you look like that because :

THATS EGG ZACK LEE WHAT IT IS

And always will be

>>34818692
Here's a better title for your post

CRASH BANDICOOT : HOW TO NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER GET LAID

>>34818774
The walking hole in this pic resembles a man

I'd still fuck it

But she's a self entitled sippy little rat faced dudelike idiot future worn out alcoholic whore divorcee who'll cheat and lie and steal

Did I already mention that I'd still fuck it?

>>34818774
What kinda bird is that?

Looks like a vulture but not sure.

Johnny sure is getting a lit of bites today

not

>>34818899
>Johnny sure is getting a lit of bites today
Who?

>>34816360
The kind that you can fuck really easy but do NOT marry or be in a relationship with

>>34818899

Lol @ you assuming my content is designed and executed FOR REPLIES

Idiot

You obviously have no comprehension of the performance art I have mastered, how or why I do it, or the effect it has on people...

(by the way- YOU took a bite)

So your comment basically negated your intended message completely

Brilliant

>>34818925
Johnny Neptune, our friendly neighbourhood /r9k/ poster

>>34818938
>being this mad over no (you)s

my dub dubs say other wise

pfft nothing personal kid

>>34818948
>Johnny Neptune, our friendly neighbourhood /r9k/ poster
Who?

>>34816419
Why the fuck would you want to break a girl out of that its fucking hot

>>34818954
Lol @ your futile attempts to paint ME out as the one who's letting YOU get under MY skin....

Since I actually wrote the 'trolling handbook' almost 25 years ago, nobody knows better than I do-

RULE NUMBER ONE :

The weakest victim will always try to pretend that they have 'victimized their victimizer'... this is normally attempted by trying to pretend that they have made the troller 'angry' or 'upset', or that they have somehow managed to 'get under the trollers skin'

__________________________________

Thank you for proving that the rules have not changed in 25 years

Perhaps your first mistake was showing everybody that I could get under your skin that easy... even a schoolchild could do better than you

>>34818977
Your technique of trying to pretend you are to people is extremely weak

It's as easy to tell as the weird nose in the middle of that fat blob of a thing you call a 'face'....

It's even easier than telling you are from the UK

TWO*

Two people

Not TO PEOPLE

>>34816360
Empty ones that derive their entire personality from the internet.

/thread

>>34816360
The "black, black like my soul and the cocks I take" kind of girl.

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>>34819134
>Your technique of trying to pretend you are to people

>>34819099
lol @ lol @ your

Can I suck you dick now
I have a theory that if I can filter your cum
I'll be left with pure methamphetamine

>>34819311
Based on good deductive reasoning

>>34818977

Lol @ your lack of dental care

Let's not focus on your .... Uhhh...

Ummmm......

Ummmm......

'Teeth' ?

Let's focus on your UK genetic effemininity

NAME EVEN ONE MASCULINE BRIT, OTHER THAN THE QUEEN

That's right

Lol

Sorry about that

KABOOM

HINT :

James Bond is NOT a real human

Maybe you'd be more more comfortable talking about your teeth?

Odd

He seemed like SUCH A BADASS

Oh well.....

>>34816360
My oneitis is 4' 10", has pink hair, and occassionally wears black lipstick.

Shit is hot as hell, yo.

>>34819907
Pink hair

Black lipstick

So.....

You're dating a pig ?

Cool

I prefer girls with self esteem over distractive crap

>>34819907
4'10"

Neat-O

I bet she weighs 410 too

Fuck her

(everyone else has)

>>34820015
Wow anon no wonder you are on /r9k/.

>>34819907

So...

You say YO

Cool

So do niggers

Coincidentally, niggers also like short fat pigs

>>34820045
Probably closer to 100, though she does have some cute chub in a few places.

>>34820056

RE: calling ME 'anon'

Idiot

By the way, my wife says you're a faggot

>>34820062
Oh my goodness anon why are you so insecure. Using common vernacular doesnt suddenly change my race.

>>34816360
<What kind of girl wears black lipstick?
The ones that are into anal and weebs with no self esteem.

>>34820080
I'm just kidding with you

Lighten up

Wow

Now...

Pics of her butthole

>>34820100

RE: vernacular

Shut it, niggerlips

>>34820080
Who DOESNT enjoy fucking your girlfriend, yo?

Everyone just ignore JohnnyNeptune. He's a crazy old man who got his kids taken away because he molested them. Now his son is a tranny who blows dudes for gas money.

God DAMN my phone is so badass

>>34820228
I didn't molest my kids

I raped them

Big difference

Get it right, dickweed

ALSO: SHES MY SON, A TRANSSEXUAL who licks billygoat rectums for slices of stale Swiss cheese

the kind that wants to leave a black ring around your dick

LOL @ THE POWERLESS SEXUAL FAILURE who suffer thinks he can control YOUR behavior

(he can't even control his bed wetting or inability to look a female in the eyes)

However, I hear he's 'working' on being able to get an erection without a bucket of feces within 3 feet of him and a Lady Gaga CD playing

>>34820287
Hahahahahaha !!!

Good work, man

Bloody good show, sir!

>>34820287
Dude

WHY CANT THESE OTHER IDIOTS BE FUNNY, TOO ?

This phone is amazing

I have always been a PC guy

I never wanted DALVIK

But I'm conducting an ongoing experiment with it

Portable art music & video creation studio

MY PHONES AMAZING

https://youtu.be/-pl721Vv1OI

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>>34816360
I love women who wear black and black is my favorite color but BLACK LIPSTICK is generally a bad fucking idea. Way too bold and its statement is generally not really good.

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>>34820519
This right here is a much better choice than black lipstick.

Black lipstick very rarely looks good. Even used to fit in a concept or something. Very bad.

>>34818481

It's private why....

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>>34820562
Here are 2 examples of pulling off black lipstick.

Watch and learn. Or dont use black lipstick.

OP's girl looks like a dumb tumblr sjw

>>34820519
I'm going to go ahead and guess that it's pretty safe to assume two things here:

ONE: you're not an artist... Because you don't realize that black is not actually a color... Rather it is the presence of all color, whereas white is the absence of all color

TWO: you don't actually have a girlfriend, but the girl you masturbate thinking about every day wears black....

Black dudes sperm on her face

>>34820625
Are you trying to make a point or something? Shut the fuck up

>>34820562
Oh god

Weird

So you still think the idiotic BLUNT Bob hairstyle looks like something a heterosexual male would want to ejaculate onto?

News flash... Pulp Fiction stopped playing in the theaters decades ago, goth had died 25 years before, and Uma Thurman is one of the ugliest bitches on planet Earth...

If you actually find this imagery to be erotic then may I suggest you buy yourself a bra and a tutu ?

Good news! I hear Siegfried and Roy are looking for a new pool boy

>>34820681
What? Dude shut the fuck up

>>34820618

RE : PULLING IT OFF

The makeup is so thick I'm pretty sure you could pull it off if you could just grab the edge of it

I hear these type of prostitutes are pulling off their clothes on satellite stages of strip clubs in truck stops all across the western United States

If the average negro gave one of these girls $5 they would pull and Pull and pull until the nigger 'got off'

Too bad you are unable to pull off the image of a guy who actually gets laid and doesn't need to search for pictures like these and save them on his computer

Wow

Trendy

Predictable

Boring

>>34820723
What the fuck are you even saying

Kill yourself

>>34820723
>>34820681
>>34820625
Make an actual point fucking queer

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"HI LADIES !!!... IM AN AVERAGE 'GUY THAT THINKS BLACK LIPSTICK IS SEXY' !!... BUT THEN AGAIN, I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO SEXUAL EXPERIENCE, SO I FIND THE SOUND OF POST NASAL DRIP TO BE EROTIC"

>>34820764
Hahahaha

As if I haven't made my point perfectly clear

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>>34820788
Use this
aiehrbguihewrn

>>34820810
You're dumb as fuck
aiwjhenfaiwhnjf

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>>34820764

My wife

The one who LITERALLY just called you a faggot

>>34820842
You have major brain problems

>>34820839

Yes I am indeed dumb as fuck

Next ?

>>34820857
Yes I indeed DO have major brain problems

Ouchiepoo

>>34820842
Looks like a man, sure it aint your tranny son?

BTW, you should get checked for schizophrenia, the way you type is pretty indicative of something along those lines.

>>34820865
>>34820894
Yeah well so you can stop trying to sound smart it's very annoying come back later

I also have a wife

And we have a girlfriend that we both fuck

It appears that dumb as fuck major brain problems are kinda attractive to women

>>34820936
Good for you degenerate

>>34820842
What the flying fuck is up with your wife's fringe? Cunt looks like she got two antennas poking out the front of her head

>>34820921
You, sir, have earned my undying floccinaucinihilipilification

LoL

............ idiot

>>34820936
yo johnny how's the meth habit going

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>>34820959

I Married an Android

Now it's time to show me pictures of your wife...

....Oh.....

I see.....

Okay, well show us pictures of your girlfriend.....

....Really ?.....

Ooops

Maybe one day?

>>34821026
humm

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>>34821050

Pretty 'habitual', inherently of course

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>>34821052
Sure thing kek

Call me a normie all you want, I just can't stand you

>>34818938
I love you johnny please cum inside me thx

>>34820613
Just follow anyways, she'll likely add you regardless.

Neptune and Jet sitting in a trailer getting R A P E D by daddy

>>34816360
Goth girls and indie turbo sluts

>>34821183
Lol

Did you actually confuse me with someone who IS TRYING TO BE 'LIKED' ?

You're truly just not very good at reading people, are you ?

(after all, you actually thought I used stupid trendy terminology like 'normie')

Wow

Good news! It turns out that your childhood diagnosis of a 'learning disability' was incorrect

It was actually a 'learning INABILITY'

Glad I was able to clear things up for you

>>34821272

AGAIN ?....

Can I use a ziplock baggie as a condom this time?

>>34821304
And exactly WHAT is the alleged 'benefit' of doing this ?...

Lemme guess :
Being able to say that you almost got laid by being 'added' online ?

>>34821183

GOOD LORD

That 'thing' has a hideous face

>>34818767

You know, Johnny does have a point.

the worst ones

>>34821479
Lol @ your ineptitude

Number one: you're illiterate

Number two: you have no sense of timing or rhythm, therefore you couldn't replace the correct amount of syllables to make it match the timeless 'k-i-s-s-i-n-g' cadence

Number three: you don't even know my daughter's name, so you used 'Neptune', which is ME, but then you were stupid enough to say that 'my son and I' were both being raped by ME

Okay... I hate to overanalyze things but let's do exactly that right now... You were suggesting that I was raping my son and myself? In trailer?

You're a genius, aren't you ?

you're literally like a modern-day Einstein aren't you?

I am honored and humbled to be in the presence of such a brilliant mind as yours

*Unzips my pants and slowly drags my testicles back and forth across your face*

>>34823499
Thank you... I'm not being mean and I'm not being ruthless and I'm not being unfair

I'm simply stating the obvious

Oftentimes our sexual desire and 'Mind's Eye' tends to Blind us from the obvious

I was actually speaking in defense of the young lady in the picture...

FACT : a real friend is somebody who will say the truth even if it pisses you off

Strangers don't care enough about you to say the truth

they don't care enough to piss you off

When somebody actually cares enough to tell you the painful truth that you don't want to hear... Instead of being offended I think we should all stop and take a deep breath and THANK that person

>>34818435
Large erect penis

>>34816360
The ugly tumblr kind
Or just whores

>>34818414
This grill is cute.

op looks like a nasty homestuck fan.

I did as a teen. I was autistic and had no friends. Shrugs

Left wingers, tumblristas, niggers & faggots.

>>34823852
THANKS JOHNNY, I AGREE!

>>34816383
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>>34816401
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>>34816887
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>>34818077
Jesus fuck, you autists will find any reason to shit on women.

>>34821052
Johnny, I see your point.

That confidence is quite appealing. She don't seem slippery by any margin.

However I also think that anon's gf (>>34821183) is hot too, in fact more hot by today's standards.

>>34816360
The kind I want to slap with my dick

>>34824501
I don't hate woman in general, only certain types

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>>34816360
cumdumpsters
but it turns me on like crazy m8

both of my sisters do this. they are kind of similar to me. they've done lots of drugs and are into weird stuff and have really dark humor.

>>34825833
>tfw I'll never moutfuck a girl with black lipstick
It hurts

>>34824515
I'm going to do something very rare and go out of character...

The woman in the picture is not unattractive

Even though she looks pretty much like Frank Zappa in drag....

The important things remember is that nobody gets to choose what they look like

Of course we can dad cosmetic decorations and make adjustments here in there depending on the current fashion trans and what people consider to be 'pretty' at any given moment, but the brass tacks regarding the static beauty is that nobody gets to choose what they look like and its really just a roll of the dice

Media.. Meaning magazines and movie and television.. would have us believe that the human race is beautiful, set the standards of aesthetic beauty they pump out at us are not only easily attainable, but that aesthetic mediocrity is rare and can be quickly eliminated with a fashion trend or the latest cosmetic product

That is very detrimental to our self esteem because the fact of the matter is

99.9% of the human race is not aesthetically beautiful at all

If I could play a rapid fire slideshow of every human beings face for you, in short order you would discover that 99% of the faces you see are not particularly attractive....

Soon you would start to feel sorry for the human race when you realized that beauty, as the media would have you understand it is actually a fallacy

However, we all are quite familiar with the certain attribute that makes somebody extremely alluring, even if they are not particularly physically attractive

And this attribute is invariably... always.... self confidence

I'm not talking about Egocentric pomposity... I'm talking about the subtle understated self confidence that makes people magnetic, no matter what they look like..

There are dozens of Hollywood actors who are actually horribly ugly but women fine them extremely sexy because they mastered their ugliness and they 'like themselves'... they are comfortable in their own skin

You CAN do it

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My speech-to-text once again seem to to mutilate parts of my last comment

That's too bad because it was one of the most sincere comments I could ever make

It exonerates all human beings for any physical flaws whether perceived or legitimate

If you are intelligent you will be able to read between the lines and determine what I was actually trying to say before my speech-to-text garbled it

And if you are a complete idiot then I don't care whether you understand my words or not

And yes.....

She kind of looks like Frank Zappa

>>34827154
Johnny I don't care what everyone says you are absolutely amazing

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>>34827191
Let me extend the world's most original 'thank you' to you

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As always, I deliver my product in an abrasive tone, so that people will pay attention...

But I meant every single word that I said

Especially the part about the girl looking like Frank Zappa

>>34816360
Tumblr sjw

Lemme post nigger

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Come to think of it Frank Zappa might actually be hotter

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>>34827375
Post away

Nobody's stopping you

...........

By the way this isn't the part that I find so disgusting

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>>34820613
The only realistic reason I can see someone putting their profile as private is if they've been getting unwanted nudes from betas, I almost put mine private because I didn't want my employers going through my profile, but we all know Stacey isn't doing anything worth jeopardizing.

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THIS is the part I find repugnant

Large breasts are the fodder of sexually inexperienced men who have mommy issues

Small petite tiny breasts are exquisite

This looks just like a picture of some guy jacking off and slapping his hand against his nuts

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>>34827416
Hey....

Nice testicles....

GROSS

RE: THE GROSS AS FUCK 'BIG BUTT'

One of these days you guys are going to realize that large buttocks are not a sexual object

But the hole in the middle IS

>>34816360

Using black lipstick outside of the bedroom or in their appropriate environment(metal concerts for example) is female autism. You cannot refute this.

THICK :
Another way of saying 'deformed' or just a lazy sedentary big fat pig

I've always said why shoot for the bottom of the barrel?

If you're going to get shot down you're going to get shot down no matter what

But when you succeed why not have it be the cream of the crop?

>>34827532
METAL CONCERTS = MUSICAL AUTISM

MOOT POINT

TRY HARDER NEXT TIME

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>>34827479
>>34827510
K i'm gonna take a wild guess and bet you guys are dicklets, people with above average cocks love big butts because it feels amazing when they bounce against you. Honestly you won't know how great it is until you grip on one of those bad boys compared to bony asses which can literally kill the moment.

>>34827611

Try this on for size 8========D~

Dont ever respond to me again

>>34827532
Outside of the bedroom.........

*Inserts lipstick tube into her vagina*

*Inserts mascara into her asshole*

*Crams eyeliner down her throat*

MAKEUP SEX IS THE BEST

>>34827619

I'm gonna guess that you're a nigger

See how easy that was? At least one of us was correct....

Better luck next time, Leroy

>>34827655
Hahahaha

Good luck with that

Niggerlips

>>34827611
your reading comprehension is sub par , thats not what he / she was sayin

>>34827735

And your ability to detect humor is CRAP

girls who like black lipstick?

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>>34823852
>>34818767
i love you johnny neptune
orgigoaignalinar

>>34827782
Nah man, you're just unfunny. Don't worry. Most robots are unfunny.

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>>34827686
Hahaha hit you right where it hurts eh little dicklet, it's okay Todd ladyboys still love yo.

>>34827841
I'll take an extra order of OH MY FUCKING God with those fries

And trust me... That picture already 'Super Sized' Me


Lol good to see you

>>34827842
You got two things wrong in just one comment

The second one was assuming that I'm a robot

>>34827862
My wife (a lesbian of 11 years until I met her, who helps me fuck other chicks) says, "HAHAHA STUPID YARDAPE NIGGER"

I agree with her

So do the other 575+ chicks I've fucked in my 53teen years on this planet

Leroy

Smile....

That way, I will be able to see you at night and avoid running you over as you beg for change

GOD DAMMIT !!!

Ever since I reinstalled Firefox, my name for keeps occasionally forgetting that MY NAME IS JOHNNY NEPTUNE

Apparently, Firefox can't keep YOU guys from realizing who I am

And for that ?....

I thank you

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There ya go....

NOBODY : who accomplishes anything worthwhile without marketing themselves

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Cause they're either tumblr-tier feminazis, goth grills, or have a world of mental health/daddy issues.

>>34828264
>575+ Chicks
Did you randomly generate a number between
1-1000
And damn so jealous, you're married to a dyke hahaha pathetic. Lemme guess do you have longer hair than her too XD.

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what do they mean by this?
originalo