/fembot/

>>34819264
I'm sorry. I just didn't find you attractive. I think I did the right thing.

>>34819264

>has plans to hang out with his friends
>some girl asks him out
>bros before hos, sorry got plans
>goes to hang out with friends

Femanons can't be robots. Only retarded.

>>34819300
But he lied to me. I'm not even worth a proper rejection. You have no idea what real pain feels like.

I would lie too, to avoid being asked out by a tranny.

>>34819264
>tfw I couldn't even work up the courage to do that
>tfw my fat genetics have made every guy I've ever met avoid me like the plague
just kill me now desu

>>34819264
WOMEN CAN'T BE ROBOTS! FUCKING SAGED! REEEEEEEEEE!!!!

>>34819350
There's a lot worse things than that that guys have to deal with on the regular. Including
>the girl going off on you for no reason
>the girl completely cutting off contact
>the girl making it a point to humiliate you for even trying

You gave it an effort and that's something, but don't act like you have it so terrible simply because a guy did to you what girls do to us all the time.

Could some fembot take my virginity pls?


Orgalo

>>34819467
You have no idea what it feels like to be a beta female. Guys never ask me out and if I try to make the first move it never works. Only complete weirdoes ever show interest in me. My life is nothing but pain.

>>34819544
Where do you live?

origami origami

>have pussy
>it's bleeds all the time for no reason
It sucks being a female REEEEEEE

>>34819550
>wierdos
>claims to be a fembot
Lower your standards bitch

>>34819350
wtf you are talking about similar thing happened to me too and i said to the girl i'm busy too.
Ask him again. He is probably stupid or awkward.

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The man in the picture is named Oscar.

He adds girls off of /r9k/ on Skype (though other programs like Steam or Discord are possible) to try and get into relationships with. Mentally ill NEET girls are one thing he romantisizes, but also girls that are weeb, nerdy, shut-in, nihilistic and/or consume drugs.

He will allude to being your boyfriend and having feelings for you and that you are special. He will probably tell you he is a virgin autistic beta robot - he will flatter you and lovebomb you and spend all his time paying attention.

Then when you finally agree to his advances, he will pressure you for nudes. When you finally share nudes or become sexual with him, he will use them to blackmail you. Perhaps he will dox you and threaten your family. Or threaten to post them on r9k - and if you block/delete/cease contacting him? He will post them on /r9k/ or send them to his friends, where they will laugh at you.

The sickest part is? He is doing this with many, many other girls at a time. He is a 26 year old NEET who lives with his mother, and he spends all his time on 4chan, /r9k/, /soc/ to add mentally ill girls or just lonely and insecure girls to manipulate. He has over 15 known Skype accounts and changes them all the time. He avoids voice chatting and will re-use pictures which are months old and are already circulating.

His hobbies include:
>bladee
>sadboys shit in general
>sweden
>russian shit
>drugs (mdma, lsd, meth, ecstasy)
>clubbing
>DOTA (over 8000 hours)
>PoE
>really bad anime (steins;gate for example)
>sex, masturbation and sexual stuff in general (he claims that he has no refractory period)
>gym/lifting

If you add someone off of 4chan, make sure to ask for a timestamped picture and voice verification to make sure it is NOT OSCAR!

Oscar is a fucking loser who will groom you, abuse you and use you for validation - before chucking you like rotten meat and laughing at you with his friends.

Tread lightly.

http://pastebin.com/xLgvngHR

>>34819550
>Only complete weirdoes ever show interest in me.
This is probably bait, but the first question I have is: are they weirdoes because of some objective fact, or are they weirdoes because you're not attracted to them?

Either way, having some people interested in you puts you a step above a good deal of men. Maybe you should just adjust your priorities and re-evaluate your own attractiveness and value to a potential partner.

>>34819567
>have a pussy
>it doesnt bleed for months

what now

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>there are actually no biological females in this thread

>>34819566
Eastern Europe, you?

>>34819596
>clubbing
>not realizing hes a normie

>>34819602
They're weirdoes because they act really strange. They give off the impression that they're serial killers or something. I'm geniuinely afraid of them. Also they look weird.

>>34819630
Croatia. If you live there or Serbia we can meet up cause I have family in Serbia.

>>34819675
Congratulations, you discovered the beta male and their attraction is the common denominator.

>be beta male
>get ridiculed for looking like a serial killer
>girls are afraid for their lives around you

I don't know how to talk to people and look them in the eye oh no I must be the next Ted Bundy or Charles Manson.

Rope yourself whore. Girls really have it THIS easy.

>>34819704
I am in Bulgaria, we could meet up if you want, that would be pretty nice.

>>34819675
Again, that's incredibly vague. These could very well be normal people you just find """""creepy"""""

It seems more and more seeing you post that you have an at least mildly inflated ego. Just take it down a notch and try to see everyone as a normal person until proven (the key here is proven) otherwise.

>>34819718
Read some self help books you faggot. Stop blaming others for things you can fix yourself with some effort.

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>fembots
hahue

>>34819675
it's only because of they are unattractive :^)
DEBATE ME

>>34819550
>beta female
so... all females?

>>34819755
>mental illnesses can be cured by reading books

Literally "Just be confident brah" the post.

>>34819350
>he lied to me
He said he had no time. And he didn't. Get the fuck off of this board roastie, he made a good choice because obviously you can't get your head out of your own ass REEEEEEEEE

>>34819735
If you come to Serbia we can. I'm visiting my relatives there next weekend. They live in Belgrade.

>>34819704
>>34819735

awwww, slav love. It's almost as beautiful as the smoke from the death camps set up to burn the subhuman slavs

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>>34819264
When will you realize that all "femanon" feels, including the OP, boil down to
>tfw Chad won't notice me

>>34819815
>meeting up with a tripfag

Enjoy getting kidnapped and raped.

>>34819816
>implying slavs were ever put in death camps by Aldi
kek read a book

>>34819782
> being a beta is a mental illness
It's not.

>>34819782
Read the mile, then walk the mile, m8.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-08M7JpLpl4

>>34819836
You called anon? We are not all crazy killers.

>>34819844
They would have, if history had gone the right way. Anti Slavism was an important part of nazi doctrine.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti-Slavic_sentiment

>>34819875
I know that, but it never happened and you said it did

>>34819300
>bros before hoes
You mean homosexuality?

>>34819895
A man can dream, can't he?

>tfw no slavic smoke&ash gf

>>34819350
>Some bitch at school today asked if she could hang
>would be down with it, but promised my bros I would chill after school
>been flaking too much thanks to tests, need the time to relax
>all night game session, gonna be sick
>tell her sorry, I've got no time
>see her later when I'm out with the guys
>she just starts crying
>women

>tfw flat chested
>tfw only dated one guy for 3 days before he dumped me

you guys don't know how easy you have it. you just have to be confident. if you're a woman who's born with a flat chest YOU'R FUCKED FOR LIFE! REEEEEEEEEE!!!!

>>34819915
>not telling her you had plans before her
Dummy anon.

>>34819264
Fembots if you don't want people to just ask for your tits, post your interests, hobbies, favorite movies, vidya, what you're looking for in a partner, ect. and maybe you'll find a qt robot who enjoys the same things you do

>>34819933
Dude, c'mon, stop pretending to be a girl

You got courage, girl. I have people I wanna be friends with and I don't even have the courage to talk to anybody, even betas who have the exact same problem as me.

>>34819933
>if you're a woman who's born with a flat chest YOU'R FUCKED FOR LIFE!

Just get implants, you're only fucked until you'll get some moneys, then you'll be completely different kind of fucked.

>>34819815 #
Add me on skype, icarus.66 or leave some other contact if you don't use that
>>34819836 #
I won't do anything like that

>>34819933
Being flat chested doesn't condemn you to loneliness, especially if you have an ass.

You're probably just being dramatic because that one guy was the only one that you've liked.

>>34819957
Also this, we're all terrible people here, might as well try to find some like-minded terrible people.

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Don't have any feels that particularly relate to me being female. I'm just lonely. But I'm doing ok.

>>34819844
>Slavs were never in death camps
Tell that to my grandparents REEE

>>34819996
but I don't even have a good ass. I'm a 157cm womanlet with no figure. No guy will ever want me. I just wanna die.

>>34820033
Do you want someone to talk to? I've got time today, and it might cheer you up.

>>34819264
ever consider he made plans with his friends and that's why he couldn't hang out with you?

women are so dumb

>>34819988
I don't feel comfortable talking on skype. I'd rather talk in text first. Do you have a normiebook account?

>>34820060
Um, sure. Can you tell me who you are first?

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>>34820033
Damn girrl you got some niiiice dubs

I like, very nice!

>>34820033
You can change that feeling with sharing nudes with r9k audience ;^)

>>34820033
Can you tell us why you are lonely?

>>34820114
I'm just some guy who posts on here occasionally. I want to procrastinate cleaning my apartment, and if I can make someone's day better it'd be worth it.

I'm not gonna rape or harass you or anything, I doubt you even live anywhere near me and we can talk any way you feel comfortable.

>>34820108
No don't have one, we could just text in skype or some other place?

>>34820108
>girl
>fembot
>NORMIEBOOK

ABORT ABORT ABORT STACY DETECTED

ATTENTIONWHORE DETECTED

>>34820108
>Facebook and not skype
Fucking bait.

>>34820151
I have no one to talk to, never had a bf and probably never will.

>>34820199
Well talk to me then

Even though you'll ghost me guaranteed

>>34820163
I don't feel comfy using Skype or stuff like that right now, but want to go on Omegle text? I'll use the tag girlr9k and meet you there, if you're up for it.

>>34820199
Why do you think that? Lots of the girls that post on here are very good looking, just insecure.

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OP out of curiosity are you fat?

>>34820166
I don't like skype because people can get your ip through it, so I don't use it to chat with people I haven't met irl. Can you make a fb account for me please? I'd love to talk with you, just not on skype.

>>34820199
>it's not easy to talk to someone online
It just depends on if you want to keep talking to them or not.

>>34819264
DON GIVE CUNTS ATTENTION SAGE FEMANON THREADS

>>34820245
yes, but it's my genetics. I've tried to loose weight countless times but it never works. I was born a failure.

>>34820248
>thinking someone is going to get your IP using Skype
Are you fugging stupid?

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>>34820273
"muh guhhhteeetuccss"

kek

>>34820284
it's the most common way of tricking someone into unintentionally letting you see their ip.

>>34820273
Post belly to prove your a chubby/fat female anon.

>>34820221
I'm on there, but I'm not sure that it's you I'm talking to

DONT
GIVE
CUNTS
ATTENTION
SAGE
FEMANON
THREADS
YOU
FUCKING
NORMIES
Save/r9k/

>>34820221
Nevermind it definitely wasn't you.

You could just send me an e-mail and we can find some better way to talk: [email protected]

>>34820303
no it's ugly and I'm really self consious about it. not gonna give you material to make fun of me.

>>34820273
No such thing OP. That might be part of your problem

>>34820310
nigga, you were clearly not here for the original r9k

original r9k was basically a dating site for true robots. The best days of this board were when it was the golden days of greentext tendie stories and the ideal partner threads

Otherwise it's just a bunch of sad lonely guys posting about how much they hate women

>>34820310
>thinking anyone is going to let a crab in a bucket stop them

>>34820350
YES THERE IS! WHY DON'T PRIVELEGED SKINNYFAGS UNDERSTAND? YOU HAVE SUPERIOR GENETICS NOT SELF CONTROL REEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

>>34820361
>a dating site for true robots
This explains why this board is so gay.

DONT GIVE ATTENTION-WHORE CUNTS ATTENTION SAGE THEIR THREADS
Save/r9k/

Fuck off.

Go create your own website, develop your own culture, and then post these shitty threads.

>>34820390
fuck off, /r9k/ doesn't belong to male losers. it's just a board with no reposts. deal with it.

>>34820372

A lot of skinnyfags do at least have a more accurate hunger to need ratio. Ain't an excuse not to just do it with willpower though, I'm former 235lb to 177lb and holding for the past two years.

I'm a guy who lifts thou before someone suggests 177 is still fat

>>34820411
IT DOES
GO BACK TO /SOC/
NORMIES
DONT
GIVE
CUNTS
ATTENTION
SAGE
THEIR
THREADS

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>>34820389
>this explains why this board is so gay

>>34820432
I'm gona post fembot threads and there's nothing you can do to stop me, sperg. DEAL. WITH. IT.

>if you have flat chest you're fucked for life
>not going as far as saying whatever chest you have you're fucked for life if you're not a basement dweller
Women really have a poor choice of words.

>>34820058
not true
and don't die on me, you silly

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>>34819385
>my fat genetics

>>34820464
I'M
NOT
ALONE
YOU
NORMIE
FAGGOT

DONT
GIVE
CUNTS
ATTENTION
SAGE
/SOC/
TIER
SHIT

>>34820058
Just find someone with common interests who isn't a chad or normie and you're done.

Speaking of which, what are your interests.

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>>34820485
original desu senpai orig orig orig

>>34820361
People like you are why this board gets called a hive of retarded faggots.

Nobody, and I stress, NOBODY, has every gotten laid through /r9k/.

>>34820108
Nice try, but no robot is dumb enaugh to get doxxed that easily.
Even skype can expose your IP, but normiebook... As if he will give you his real name.

>>34820422
Dosn't matter. It's called self control

>>34820513
drawing manga (mostly yaoi), watching anime, making programs in C# and posting on channel 4.

>>34820542
Nah I know people who have been. It's rare but it happens

>>34820542
This

We need to stop whitenights and retards that try to hook up with arpers.

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>after a bit of smalltalk I ask him if he has any time after school
>he says no
>mfw I see him hanging out with his friends after school
He didn't have time after school because he's hanging with his friends. Your not his top priority bitch.

>>34820542
>NOBODY, has every gotten laid through /r9k/.
But that's bullshit and you know it.

>>34820567
>tfw no fembot gamer friend ever

I'm sure you will find someone. Almost everyone here is into anime

>>34820543
>implying he has to use his real name
wew lad

>>34820579
not that anon but who the fuck got legit laid through r9k? meme erping doesnt count

>>34820542
No, it's just that only a few people do, but those who do get laid a lot. Once you know how to do it, it's easy as fuck, but if you don't know it's nearly impossible

>>34820522
see? that's better

>>34820567
why C# and not Java?

>>34820567
Please let me be your bf and draw yaoi manga of me

>>34820621
we do C# in school and it's easier to just use a language I know instead of lerning another language. I will eventually also learn java, but for now only C#.

>>34820545

I'm on your side m8, it's self control, but having done this shit for years it's pretty evident that a lot of skinny people don't actually deal with the control aspect of it, and find themselves full around their calorie requirements for that day. On the other hand, some people will feel hunger until way past their calorie requirement. Big difference in commitment to self control between someone who's good for 6 hours on a power bar and someone who gets sated only by a couple sandwiches. That ain't an excuse for fat people not to just develop self control though, that's far from impossible.

>>34820621
>Java
Because it's the language of pajeets. Are you a pajeet, son?

>>34820602
You dont have to, but its REALLY common that the clearname is used.

>>34820606
You never heard of the people that met up and had sex? It's very rare but people do met up and get their acts together and sex.

>>34820638
w-where do you live... s-senpai?

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looking for a gf in central europe I like vidya anime and memes and we can talk and hang out all day and be very comfy together

>>34820543
Yeah some sort of weird bait i guess, i did take it for a while there i guess i am that easy

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>>34820714
looking for a gf in western europe I like vidya, movies music and memes and we can talk and hang out all day and be very comfy together

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>>34820734
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK OFF REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YOU RUINED EVERYTHING REEEEEEEEEE DO THAT SHIT TO ME NOT ONLINE AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS

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>>34820770
Sorry bro but it's a cruel world. Survival of the fittest or something like that.

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>>34819350
what the fuck? he didnt lie to you

he had plans with his friends

what the fuck is wrong with you?

females =\= robots.

>>34820687
Western europe, you? senpAi

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GIVE ME YOUR PUSSIES FEMBOTS, I HAVEN'T GONE DOWN ON A GIRL IN 2 YEARS

t. desperate self hating faggot

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>>34820808
BUT I AM FROM GERMANY IT'S A VERY STABLE ECONOMY HOW CAN ONE EVEN COMPETE WITH PEDROS AND STUPID SEXY SPANIARDS AND BAGUETTEPEOPLE WITH THEIR STUPID SMOTHERING SLIMEY SEX LANGUAGE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GET OUT OUT OUT YOU ARE A MEAN PERSON REEEEE REEEEEEEEEEE

>>34820033
Add me on Skype.
user.name250

>>34820687
>>34820850

Don't talk to this guy he is a huge asshole

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>>34820861
YOU CALL GERMANY CENTRAL EUROPE ITS WEST YOU IDIOT!

>>34820885
Who is weebguy from west europe you speak of? Why is he a asshole?

>>34820850
Austria

origami origggggg

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>>34820891
NO IT'S NOT IT IS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE EUROPE MAP SO ITS CENTRAL EUROPE YOU FUCKING SPERG

Any biological females in southern California? We could become famous serial killers together.

>>34819933
Well, anon, I dig flat chested girls, and I don't care about figure that much. Where are you from?

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OP your problem is using words like "privilege" You're clearly one of those Tumbl;r feminists that we post in cringe threads and I assume you're much fatter then you're letting on. You've clearly got the combination of a shitty personality along with being extremely unattractive. Put down the cake and pick up a glass of humble. You'd be surprised what a month of actuall effort can accomplish.

When I graduated higschool in 2012 I weighed 340 pounds at 6'5. Now Im a united states marine. You can do whatever you put actual effort into.

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>>34820929
Du bist jetzt meine freundin! Hast du discord oder benutzt steam? wir muessen ueber unsere Beziehung reden

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>>34820934
ITS AT MOST IN BOTH WESTERN AND CENTRAL

EAST GERMANY IS IN CENTRAL EUROPE THE REST IN WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEST

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>omg I got rejected am I a robot now like you guys? xP

>>34819550
I'm going to ask you out right now anon. Do you want to go out with me and be contact fags together?

>>34820991
Anon you don't want a girl like this. Do you have discord? I'll show you how to talk to real life females.

>>34821028
Yeah I have discord, but I don't use it at all.

I talk to real life females just fine, but I'm a complete cyborg so I can't connect with them at all.

>>34819550
lmao just be attractive silly cunt

>>34821078
then you're going to the wrong places. You do know you can meet girls at arcades and stuff right?

>>34820987
Most of the girls here have some degree of mental illness.

>>34821107
>arcades and stuff
what the fuck is this 1980?

>>34820284
You can even see the IP of the person that you are talking to in the task manager.

>>34821107
I'm in a college town uni, so the only girls I'm going to meet are those in my college. I'm sure there are girls I'd be interested in here, but I'm too shy to randomly approach girls outside of clubs or classes.

>>34821158
There are atleast 4 arcades within 5 minutes of my house.

The misconception that you can only meet single girls at places like the Mall,Clubs,parties etc etc etc. Is retarded. I met my last GF at an an airsoft game ffs. Go where you WANT to go and girls will be there. They just might be rarer then they are at parties and what not. Also on a side note. EVEN if you do manage to pull some whore at a party guess what she's gona wana do every weekend? party! Do you really wana go to some place with loud music and chads everywhere every weekend

>>34821107
how does one even just randomly approach girls? it doesn't seem like a good idea

>>34821107
>time travels from 1981
>shitposts on /r9k/

>>34821165
This. People are so naive and fucking stupid it's unbelievable.

You don't have to be a techie to completely fuck someone over and get their info. God help you if one of you naive cunts meets a real asshole who wants to fuck you over.

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>>34821202
What are you afriad of anon? have you read a few spegehtie threads and feared you would shit yourself? They are just girls anon. If you are so desprate for female companionship then you need to man up and GO FOR IT. What's the worst she's gona say? "Oh im sorry I have a Bf right now!" Then you say it's alright. And move the hell on. Women get aproached by men weekly if not daily. It's not a new thing and she won't think you a creep for being open about how you find her attractive. Unless you ware a trench coat and a fedora everywhere you go. Post a picture of yourself

>>34820929
Hi, neighbor. Wanna chat?

Ich kann auch deutsch sprechen.

>>34820965
Nicht der andere anon, aber +1 Internet punkt fuer dein extrovertiertes auftreten auf 4chan.
Und jetzt verpiss dich chad.

Achja, nicht alle Oesterreicher sprechen deutsch.

>>34821235
It depends. Find an excuse to get close to them. Or go full balls to the wall. Women respond to confidence. You can just flat out introduce yourself "Hi Im anon. I couldn't help but notice that you're really pretty and I wanted to get your name" Don't stutter like an autistic faggot. Fuck I'll stream myself doing it at the mall right now

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>>34821315
>nicht alle Oesterreicher sprechen deutsch
Lol was ein cuck. Eure Amtssprache ist Deutsch du Bergjude.

>>34821165
Show it to me anon. I find is some what hard to believe.

>>34821250
This is true.

But most people here are just nice spergs, desprate for social interaction.

>>34821281
I'm not going to post pic for obvious reasons. I guess I'm pretty average or slightly above average. Girls occasionally find my cute but I don't think any girl finds me hot.

What you said makes sense. I probably should approach girls I don't know more often. I'm not going to straight out ask them out though. My college is big, but not that big. Socially I'm pretty hit or miss and if I fuck up it might get awkward in the future.

>>34821336
Stream it.

>>34819300
this desu
>impying alpha chad would do such a beta thing as to leave his friends for a roastie who won't put out in the first 5 min of knowing her
>implying fem""""""bots"""""" would go after a beta instead of only chasing Chad.

>>34821336
>Find an excuse to get close to them
Like what?
It's not even that I'm a sperg or can't talk to women, but the whole idea of "just go up to them" has literally never worked for me once, they always just make some lame excuse and leave.

It probably wouldn't be as hard if I had a reason to talk to them, but I just don't know how to get a reason.

>>34821460
You need to make your intentions clear when you talk to females so as not to waste your time and theirs.

Just ask them for their number and don't go sperg.

>>34821426
Yes, I'm one of them, but I guarantee you some fuckhead would definitely love to fuck someone over for shits and giggles.

>>34821502
Post pics of ur face

>>34821424
Usually I dont teach kids any tricks... But this time i'll make an exeption.

>call someone
>start the task manager
>click on performance
>open the resource monitor (bottom left)
>tick the box on the left of skype dot exe
>click on network

The upper IP address is the one that the other person has.

>>34821511
But what use is IP anyway? The most you get is approximate location.

>>34821520
lol nah m8, I don't post personal stuff like that on this place.

I've been told I'm cute, but it doesn't seem to make a difference.

>>34821422
Ich wohne in Deutschland.
Das war nur ein Fakt den du kennen solltest.

>>34821546
you mainly use that to scare people.

"Nice house in Austin Texas you have there"

>>34821546
You can DDOS the person. This is what most kiddies do.
If you dont have a dynamic IP this could fuck you up for days.

>>34821559
on a scale of 1-10 what do you personally think you are?

>>34819264
Jesus shut up stacy, if you were able to approach chad let alone speak to him youre not a robot.
I cant even snag a beta boy to cuddle with

>>34821529
>I'm be looking up IPs when I was video chatting anyone when I was younger
I was way too busy being lewd that to try to stalk people.

>>34821601
Probably around a 6 I think. I've never gotten a rating from anyone else though, so I could be wrong.

>>34821563
Grossdeutsches Reich wann?

>>34821620
>Broken english

I didn't even try to understand that gibberish.

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>>34820965
Brudi ich brech dich in der Mitte durch wie kommst du mir? Geh Minecraft spielen du Lappen bist ja nur neidisch weil ich jetzt eine Freundin hab

>>34819264
why are men-

why is he-
so evil.

>>34821678
Just replace the that with a than. Seems you're too stupid to understand simple context clues.

>>34821681
>Brudi
>wie kommst du mir?
>Lappen

T. Richard 12 Jahre alt, Baumschueler.

>>34821735
Is this bait?
You only use 'than' when you are comparing things.

>>34821661
Nach dem Beta-Uprising morgen.

>>34821795
What ever mate. I'm way to lazy for this shit.

>>34820033
Where are you from anon?

originalorigami

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>>34821767
mimimimi kleines dickes kind mimimimimi

>>34821888
Ein weiteres deutsches Kind wird auf 4chan fertig gemacht und kann sich nur mit 7te Klasse Proleten Kommentaren verteidigen.

Was fuer eine klassische Situation.

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>>34821951
was immer dich gluecklich macht du halbstarkes Blag. Ich hab jetzt eine Freundin und du musst dir halt weiter Hentais angucken

Can fembots lurking explain why the fuck they're still virgins if they are? You can literally fuck anyone randomly in the street, just ask for dick and you shall receive it

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>>34821992
Viel Spass mit deiner 'Freundin'.
Komisch wie die Jugend heutzutage ihre Hand bezeichnet.

>>34822016
No they'll pull the meaningless sex card.

You gotta do it like this

>Can fembots lurking explain why the fuck they're still virgins if they are? You can literally find a boyfriend randomly in the street, just ask for a bf and you shall receive it

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>>34822025
noeeeee is der qt3.14 fembot von weiter oben ich muss nurnoch rausfinden ob sie mit female einen femininen penis meint

>>34822072
Femininer Penis.
Es ist immer ein femininer Penis... Vertrau mir.

>>34822100
Mal schauen. Soweit bin ich noch nie gekommen darum weiss ich nicht so wirklich was ich sagen soll. unironisch memes schicken scheint irgendwie nicht mehr so gut anzukommen

>>34819350
Did you consider he didn't have time for you because he was going to spend it hanging with the friends you saw him hanging with?

>>34819596
This is why we can't have nice things...
so originooo

>>34819550
>only weirdos like me
Are you seriously complaining that you aren't getting the right FORM of male attention? Seriously. Kill yourself. You'll never comprehend what being a male is like. Even if you're a disgusting land whale fat fuck, you'll still get male attention.

>>34822193
>impliziert, dass unironisch memes zu verschicken jemals funktioniert hat

Du bist auf r9k.
Wenn ein deutscher hier landet hat das normalerweise schon einiges ueber sein Paarungsverhalten auszusagen.

Versuchs auf /soc/.
Starte da einfach einen deutschen thread und farm die (You)'s...
Wird dich warscheinlich 10 mal weiter bringen als fette 40 jaerige die auf r9k arpen abzuschreiben.

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>>34821827
Hoegschte Zeit!

>>34822323
Do they really? Apart from fetichists?
Would you give your attention to a disgusting whale if she dated you?

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>>34822329
>Versuchs auf /soc/.
Ich bin zu autistisch fuer /soc/ und die scheisse da drueben schuechtert mich ein weil da unironisch nur chads rumniggern. Fuehl mich bei den kaputten auf /r9k/ dann eher wohl, obwohl ich nichtmal hier Ahnung hab was ich mit jemandem schreiben soll wenn das contactfagging mal klappt darum bleibts meistens beim beleidigen von voellig Fremden um fuer ein paar Sekunden die innere Leere zu fuellen wenn man smug pepes postet.

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>>34822544
Das Gefuehl kenn ich, ich habe 1mal jemanden auf steam geaddet. Wir ghosten uns jetzt seid 1nem Monat an, weil abgesehen von smalltalk nix rumgekommen ist.

Das mit dem beleidigen verstehe ich allerdings nicht.
Es gibt stilvollere Wege jemandem ein schlechtes Gefuehl zu geben... Abseits von oberflaechlichen Beleidigungen.

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>>34822544
>>34822697
Verwendet die Zeit sinnvoll und geht shitposten wie ich auch.

>>34822934
Nah.
Das ist nicht mein Ding.
Ich poste lieber unironisch auf r9k

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>>34822697
Ja so laeuft das bei mir meistens auch. Entweder redet man anfangs ganz normal und nach dem ersten Tag is ghosten angesagt oder man merkt direkt nach dem adden das man der einzige ist der versucht das Gespraech am laufen zu halten weil der Gegenueber absolut desinteressiert scheint. Fuehlt sich echt schlecht an.

Ich hab keine Ahnung warum ich Leute anreeeee, wahrscheinlich weil meistens eine kleine Reaktion kommt und jemand dann damit meine Existenz beachtet. Ich bin sehr einsam.

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>>34819264
FUCK OFF

JUST DIE

WOMEN CAN NOT AND NEVER FUCKING WILL BE ROBOTS YOU PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT YOU JUST HAVE TO NOT BE FAT

>>34822972
Tja, wir alle wollen am Ende nur unsere (You)'s.

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>>34823077
WRONG IMAGE SDVSDF

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>daily "Grills can be robots too :)"
Kill yourselves roasties, you don't belong here.

malta

>>34819614
You're a heroin addict

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>>34819596
this guy is so pathetic

>>34823346

that's entertaining, does anyone have more screenshots?

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>>34822697
>>34822972
Also ich bin Deutsch und habe keinen femininen Penis. Ich wuerde ja sagen wir koennten reden, aber der eine Anon hoert sich stark sozial inkompetent an und dazu noch Aggressionsprobleme.
Not sure if worth.

>mfw a fembot b8 thread turned into a bunch of germans talking about feminine penises
what is this fucking board?

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>>34823613
klar wir koennen reden. hast du discord?

>>34823613
Ich werde mal spasseshalber nicht sagen wer von uns beiden der typ mit 'Agressionsproblemen' ist.
Aber ich behaupte auch, dass wir beide sozial inkompetent sind.

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>>34823753
Ja
Murasaki#8599

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ach scheiss drauf ich geh anime gucken

>>34823904
>anime gucken

kys bitte

>>34824014
denk ich fast taeglich drueber nach, danke.

>>34823904
Thats the spirit!

So wirst du bestimmt mal ein Zauberer.
Aber lass die Finger von Animes. Die machen bekanntlich schwul und sind zu 95% trash tier.

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>>34823904
>Ich poste mein Discord
>"ach scheiss drauf ich geh anime gucken"
???
Ok.

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>>34823904
top typ

>>34824067
Mach dir keine Sorgen, du wirst bestimmt 100 andere Roboter finden die dich 24/7 orbiten koennen.

I'm gay does that work?

>>34824114
Ok, diese Einstellung erklaert einiges.

>>34824031
:/

it doesn't have to be like this

unoriginalpost

>>34824163
Ich bin nicht
>>34823904
Sondern der andere typ.

>>34824148
how feminine-looking are you?

Fembots.. I think it's official, I think I fell in love with the girl from the noise show...

The whole night I was holding back my feelings.. like really REALLY strong feelings of attraction.. untill I felt them wash away..then I felt bad, I felt like I destroyed something inside myself..an opportunity to truly express something beyond what I had in mind (i wanted to grab her and dance with her).

I followed her around, keeping my distance..just observing her as she chose different acts to watch, by herself.. I was so blown away by her.. she seems to be a dancer, had ballet shoes, and had wonderful rythm doing her little tiny dance..

I finally spoke to her ..right before I was about to go home, I felt so shitty afterward..like DUDE! You should have done more! YOU SHOULD HAVE GIVEN HER ALL YOUR CONTACTS! YOU IDIOT!... spent a chunk of today hoping I could run into her again.. she hugged me, I gave her as brief a hug as I could without being too awkward.. but inside I WAS SMITTEN... so I just sat at a small distance from her..

welp. I probably wont see her till next year.. I tried finding her online through her band name.. couldn't.

I AM MAKING A COMMITMENT TO MYSELF! I WILL ATTRACT NO ONE INTO MY LIFE TILL I SEE HER AGAIN. I WILL FIGHT TEMPTATION LIKE A CHRISTIAN WARRIOR. Wish me luck fembots.

>>34824648
She's usually there every year so.. felt kinda cruddy, cuz if she did agree to hang out, she wouldn't have to spend money on a hotel or whatever..both her and her friend. But I dunno.. since I was so smitten with her.. dunno how good an idea that is.

>>34819596
sounds like a top lad

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>>34823904
beende dich selbst meine fresse