Whens the last time you had sex, anon?

>>34841058
Friday night, desu.

>>34841058
Friday evening desu

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>>34841058
I-i was p-pulled from my m ... moms v-vagina 22 years ag-go.

In December.

Since then, the bitch been holding it back from me because she's a filthy playing bitch.

Took me about two weeks of her shit before I clicked that she was just playing me for the attention.

Now I'm moving on to the next girl and she's desperately trying to keep me around. Fucking women.

If I can give any form of advice to the few robots who will, eventually, overcome their demons and slay the pussy, do not ever show your thirst to a woman. The moment you show you thirsty for her she's gonna take you for granted and milk you for whatever she can get out of you before ghosting out once she gets tired of your ass. Ice cube was right, except women aren't specifically after your money. Attention is also a female currency.

Keep your edge to yourself, son. Make them run for it and don't have any pity for her because she wouldn't hesitate to do it to you.

There are a few actually decent and self-respecting girls out there, but before you show any of your colors, date for a long time to make sure you know her game, otherwise, cum and dump. If she's fucking around too much, don't hesitate to move on to the next.

>>34841058
That cum looks ridiculously thick, like the thickest part of a load, except all of it looks equally thick.
That has to be multiple loads, right?
And whoever made it has got to be on some sort of supplements.

Is that real cum? No way!

>>34841058
when people actually ask me that i just say "wew... been too long" and change subject immediately

i cant continue being a virgin

maybe 9 months ago and with a dude...
not gay, but he was pretty hot

>>34841058
6 years ago. Don't really miss it or anything.

>>34841276
>>34841276

>Sex with a dude
>he was pretty hot
>not gay

>>34841285
>>34841066
>>34841078
>>34841276
>>34841158
Fucking kill yourselves, normalfags.

>>34841058
About a year ago. Sex drive is decreasing, sint foresee myself even trying for quite some time.

>>34841302
No and I'm not going anywhere and you can't make me. Now go be a lonely faggot some other place like wizardchan

>>34841336
You can get out now, normle.

>>34841348
>normle
Whats a normle?

>>34841239
Best way to do it. Say it in a jokey way and you'll get away with it. They'll think you mean two weeks, at most.

>>34841302
I hope you realize that all of this perpetual virgin talk on this board is exaggerated. Most guys on here have had sex before. Don't fall for memes.

Last week

I'm put of state for a funeral, me and my gf are texting a lot because we were supposed to when I left Wednesday night

>>34841372
>>34841381
Disgusting. Fuck off, degenerates.

About a month ago. It was a bit too rough and the gf and I were both pretty sore afterward.

>>34841489
Why are you even here? Get out.

Never. Now gib sauce

This morning with my GF.
Afterwards I got myself a can of beer and smoked some cigarettes with her.
Chill af morning senpai

>>34841302

After you, fag.

>>34841498

Because once upon a time /r9k/ wasn't full of bitter self-hating virgins and we could actually have threads like this that didn't get derailed by said bitter self-hating virgins. Fuck you and the horse you rode in on, I'll invite my girlfriend over and have her give me a blowjob while I continue to post on this board and there is literally nothing you can do about it.

Your weird sex-shaming cult is losing its momentum here and more and more of the board is getting tired of your whiny myopic bullshit.

>>34841058
Last night, original it surely was

>>34841362
Normal human being with self-esteem

Fag with a fuck buddy did it yesterday shit is cash senpai

>>34841058
A little over a week ago.

Would have this weekend but my gf's best friend was with her and is "in love" with hee and gets all bitchy when we are together so i ditched her.

Hopefully her bff will eventually be enough of a bitch that my girl drops her, or im gonna drop my gf.

>>34841348
But I won't. How does that make you feel?

>>34841498
I was here when this board was first introduced. I've fucked many sluts. And some who weren't sluts at all. Deal with it virgin.

>>34841058
>tfw you'll never cum that hard on a woman's chest
Why live?

>>34841058
Mid-January.

>>34841593
amen, brother!

also i had sex yesterday and i'ma gonna have more tonight

>>34841210
Spot the low test Nu-Male

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>>34841058
Last night.

With your father.

>>34841058
yesterday morning

NIGGERCHEESE

>>34841593
You're disgusting piece of shit, fuck you degenerate

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Never, you fucking normie trash.

>>34841058
never

ornlkvwnvkjervenvkjrnvnevker

>>34841924
>degenerate
And you're not one? You're on 4chan one of the most degenerate sites in the world.

>>34841954
Don't turn it into a buzzword

>>34841938
>Never had Sex
>Calls others Trash

Just get over it. Having Sex is so normal that even most robots have had it. It just qualifies you to be barely human. If you never had sex you are not even bottom of the Barrel. You aren't even anywhere near the Barrel.

>>34841593
Why are whoremongers so desperate to claim this board?

Is this a /soc/ invasion similar to how the people from /lgbt/ come into recruit?

>>34841993
stop baiting oregano

>>34841981
Its not a buzzword. The hell are you going on about?

>>34841999
stop being a virgin oregano

>>34841996
>Have sex one time becomes a whoremonger
Sounds like a case of sour grapes.

>>34841999
It's true though. Having sex is the purpose of human life. To spread your genes and have offspring. If you're a virgin you're not even in the same race. You haven't even entered it yet.

Thus you're not anywhere near the Barrel.

7 months ago. Broke up with gf because she was going to work in another country for a few years. Just realised I was experiencing symptoms of depression today.

Any of you robots ever get that dissociative stuff where nothing you say or do seems like it came from you or matters?

>>34841058
Yesterday evening.

Gunna finish taking a shit, have a shower and then I'm gunna fuck her raw again. Make her swallow my load this time too, busting inside her is good don't get me wrong but I like seeing the thirst in her eyes as she is frantically milking me for my load.

>>34842040
>One virgins obvious fantasy

>>34842026
>having sex is the purpose of human life

KEK what are you 15? There are so many more purposeful and relevant things to do with your life than have sex. Write a book, travel the world, so unique research, invest money thoughtfully, develop your creativity, hone your skills, work on a craft you like et cetera.

But your horny one track mind lands on have sex...

>>34842026
life doesnt have purpose

Obviously I've never had sex

>>34841996

Go on the Wayback Machine and see what /r9k/ was like five years ago. Before m00t removed the filter and before Robot9001. This board was basically another /b/ but with a filter to keep out spam.

Somewhere along the way angry virgins decided /r9k/ was "their" board and their cancerous bellyaching has corroded this place to its very foundation. You constantly commandeer every thread you can to draw attention to how mad you are that women won't give you the sex you so clearly deserve by virtue of being male. You are literally the cancer killing this board. Nobody cares that you don't know what a vagina feels like and nobody cares what you think about the people who can manage to hold their spaghetti back long enough to actually have sex. Go to wizardchan or go join an Amish village somewhere. This board is not yours.

One more time. THIS. BOARD. DOES. NOT. BELONG. TO. YOU.

If you don't like a thread because it reminds you of your own inadequacies and makes you grumpy, hide the thread and move the fuck on. Stop shitting in the street every time you see something that you don't like. Grow a set, snowflake.

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>>34841924

>I can't counter his argument, better call him names!

I fucking love when you dweebs short-circuit like this.

Why does she let birds poop on her like that?

>>34842245
>virgins are the cancer killing this board

No. Not a chance:
>"fembots" are the cancer killing this board
>traps are the cancer killing this board
>cucks are the cancer killing this board
>b8ers are the cancer killing this board
>dick posters are the cancer killing this board
>wagies are the cancer killing this board

About 3 weeks ago with a chubby prostitute

>>34842200
>Tries to ignore evolutionary biology to justify being a virgin

Ouch

>>34842208
It does. Just not in the profound and deep meaning retards like to think.

>>34842245
I don't even need the wayback machine. I was here when the board was started. You're exactly right. And if I remember correctly the stated purpose of this board was so that there was a second /b/ with original content only and no stale pasta. Like all the John threads.

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>>34842311
>virgin

Not even close. Just because I have hobbies outside of sex doesn't mean I'm a virgin. I've probably had more sex than you t b h since you're underage. I'm excited for the next assumption you'll make about me.

>>34842282

I didn't say virgins are the cancer killing this board, I said the loud, angry, misogynistic virgins who have to derail every single fucking thread into a sadboi circlejerk are the cancer killing this board. Deflect all you want, but you know I'm right.

Does the coming together of untold billions of atoms that would one day create life out of space dust count?

I really hope is does.

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>>34841058
friday night with one of my best friends.
she kind of has a boyfriend and we haven't talked about it at all.

wew lad.

>>34842349
>He's bragging about giving up his wizardhood on a Lithuanian arcane magick forum

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>>34842349
>that picture
asodaoisdgf0owjtjig

>>34842349
>I HAVE HOBBIES
So? Nobody fucking cares. It doesn't change a single thing.

>I'VE HAD MORE SEX THAN YOU
Doubt it. Maybe. It doesn't even matter though. It's not an argument

There are no assumptions to be made. You can't dispute my assertion. You're wrong.

>>34842362
>I didn't say virgins are the cancer killing this board
>paragraph two, lines 7-8 of OP: You are literally the cancer killing this board

Keep back pedaling norman

>>34842349
>I'm not a virgin, look here's proof because I spoke to a girl.
Yea, ok mate.

>>34842200

You can do all of these and also get laid at the same time.

This is why I find MGTOW to be so retarded. MGTOWfags act as if sexual desires and a normal sex life hindered the pursuit of success and progress. It is only limiting if you let yourself be limited by it.

I paint, I do mechanics, I'm a metalurgist by trade, I play vidya, watch anime, travel, go to parties, read history books, practiced kick boxing for 5 years and I also get laid.

I mean where's the problem, exactly?

I don't have anything against those who give up on sex because its pursuit is too emotionally straining for some, I've been there, I'm extremely sensitive and its easy to break my heart, but I kept going anyways until I dessensitized myself of casual sex, but I will never accept the notion that you can only have one or the other. If you are clever enough you'll get both with no problem.

Also people here glorify sex way too much. Recognizing our sexual instincts as being natural and the purpose of our BIOLOGICAL existence is not a glorification. It is putting it in its bare simplezt definition. On the contrary, sex is nothing special. It is merely biological. Sex becomes special when it is coupled with feelings of love. Otherwise it's just a fun thing to do akin to doing light drugs or playing cards with your buds.

I mean I get sex, but I have yet to find a girl who I will be in a couple with. Sex in itself is meanibgless to me and I feel as lonely as I ever had despite getting sex.

To be so frustrated by your virginity, ironically, is a sign that you put sex on some unnatainable pedestal. So who is exactly the horny animal here?

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I touch myself now and then. Does that count? It makes white goo come out of my special place.

>>34842417
>you can't dispute my assertion. You're wrong
>neener neener neener you're wrong I'm right a bloo bloo bloo

W e w l a d grab the preparation H

>>34841058
Why is NO ONE talking about that bitch's fingers???

>>34842461
>Still has no argument
>HAHAHA GET REKT

I get it. You're a virgin roleplaying because me simply stating facts hurt your feelings.

>>34842424

Holy shit I don't even know how to approach reading comprehension that's this awful.

>Somewhere along the way angry virgins decided /r9k/ was "their" board and their cancerous bellyaching has corroded this place to its very foundation. You constantly commandeer every thread you can to draw attention to how mad you are that women won't give you the sex you so clearly deserve by virtue of being male. You are literally the cancer killing this board.

So, to reiterate, my beef is with the loud and angry virgins that have to derail threads because they don't like that other posters know what a pussy feels like. Please think before you post next time.

Had to repost this comment because I linked to the wrong goddamn post. I haven't even had coffee yet.

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>>34842442
Sure lad keep the cognitive dissonance coming

like an hour ago with my bf
blew a big LoaD

>>34841058
Never ever famitsu

>>34842245

>holding your spaghetti long enough.

Here is an healthy dose of truth right there.

There is a delusion around here that you either drop spaghetti or you are a normie who don't

Everyone drops spaghetti. The difference is the context and person you are with and your level of experience. You can be smooth as stone with one girl and slay that pussy no sweat, then come across a girl so intimidating you slip instantly.

The chad meme doesn't exist Everyone slips and drop their spaghets once in a while. You just drop it less often the more experience you have.

It's actually harder than anyone think for a normie to not drop it everywhere considering that women are constantly testing us and putting pressure on us just to see when you'll break. Women are sneaky as fuck with their tricks and games and they do everything to make you drop spaghettios everywhere.

>>34842478
>continuing a lost argument with non-sequitirs

I get it. You're a high schooler embarrassed that he has no interests outside of masturbation and sex.

I cannot believe this place has been taken by normies roleplaying as robots

>>34842532
>Having interests determines the objective purpose of life

Just stop, child.

>>34842545
>There is no other purpose in this world beyond depositing sperm cells everywhere

Cease and desist, adolescent

>>34842561
>The purpose of life isn't to have children

Discontinue this avenue of argument, teenager

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>>34842544
>People have to be robots to use /r9k/

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>>34841058
Couple months ago

>>34842588
>people have to be white to live in Europe

Officially, or unofficially?

>>34842586
>I have no other interests beyond meeting basic biological impulses like eating, shitting, sleeping and fucking

Kindly end this discourse, apprentice

>>34842504

That exact picture has been posted in Chad Thundercock Tinder threads for months.

>>34841058
Saturday afternoon. Twice in about half an hour.

>>34842609
>Bringing up interests again like it's relevant to the argument

Refrain from claiming this, youngster

>>34842596
What are you implying anon? I have no idea what you are talking about.

>tfw plan on buying a prostitute for the first time at at the end of the month
oh boy oh boy oh boy

>>34842632
Fuck off norman, this is our place

>>34842624
Funny...because it's MY picture.

Guess I am the one true Chad Thundercock :-) thanks desu

>>34842648
What are you going on about anon? Really tell it to me so I know what the hell you are talking about.

>>34842631
>refuting my argument prima facie with no rational criticisms

Adjourn instantly, neophyte

>>34841210
It's fake semen and not a very good one either

>>34842688
>Pretending to have an argument

Finish lying already, novice

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December

Oregano kudasaidesune

Saturday

Managed to set up a fwb situation

a year and 5 months ago

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>>34841372

Kek, this guy thinks that all men participate in generate activities.

Fek off degenerate scum.

Wh-what does sex feel like?

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>>34841058
> implying
> originally content protection line

>>34842999
It depends on the kind. Vaginal feels very warm and wet and it stimulates the whole cock because her pussy hugs it in a way. When they get close to cumming the pussy grips tighter and tighter

10/10

>>34842999
Truest post in the thread

Can some Chad elaborate? My f-friend would like to know

>>34843041

Is your friend telling increasingly nervous lies about totally not being a massive virgin too?

>>34843041
See >>34843032

I think I'm pretty experienced so feel free to ask me questions

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>>34841058
Never, I'm the minority on this board

Kill yourself, originally, though

>>34843065
Haha y-yeah he asked me the other day but I couldn't tell him much since it's been six years since I last saw a vagina.

>>34843077
Heavenly digits. Have you ever hit the g-spot? Does pussy juice taste different? Have you ever done anal ?

>>34843115
>g-spot?

Hitting the g-spot isn't hard. Its literally just inside the pussy on the 'roof' I suppose you could call it. Most cocks can hit it.

>Does pussy juice taste different

Yes. Every girl is different. I think a girls diet has a significant effect on the taste, much like semen.

>Anal

Yes

>>34842245
No, we'll never leave, we'll constantly cry and derail your sex threads until you fuck off to leddit.

>>34843032

No, what does it /feel/ like?

>>34841058

last night, came in my gf, was pretty good but hadn't had sex in a couple days so my knees were shot from squatting doggy

Like eighteen months ago...oh fugg

Being addicted to painkillers has pretty much killed my sexdrive. Sometimes I'll forget to even jerk off for 6 days or more. And I used to jerk it at least once a day, often two times a day.

>>34843374
Really good. Knowing somebody wants you so bad they let you inside them is a wonderful feeling

>>34842094
>a robots obvious, jealous denial of my reality.

It's OK robot, I understand it's hard for you to accept that this kind of thing happens outside the sad, lonely world of your four walls. But it's ok, i may be a normie but I hope that you one day you get the experience this.

>>34843437

Someone straight up asked me the other day and I was like "errr... two and a half years?"

Thinking back properly it's pushing four at this point.

Depression, not even once.

>>34843374

it feels soft, warm and wet.

It's hard to describe accurately. With your fingers it feels kind of like the inside of your mouth in texture, but the feeling around your dick is unique.

The best I could say is it feels like home.

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>>34841058
One month ago. My boyfriend and I are long distance so it will be another few months until we see each other again. I'm incredibly horny and wish he was here right now desu

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>>34843512
>it feels like home
hahahahah what the fuck

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>>34841593
>r9k wasnt full of self hating virgins
I hate you normies ruining everything, can't we just have one good thing in our lives?
I hate you almost as much as all those gays and trannies shitting up the place.

LEAVE

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I don't see why the normies and the robots can't coexist. We could learn from one another, share with each other, and together, maybe, just maybe, we can build a better board. Perhaps some day, a better world,

>>34843535

As in it's clear from the moment you slip it in that a vagina is a perfectly fitting sleeve for your dick that was engineered by nature.

It's home for your dick, nigga

>>34841158
I'm in a very similar situation but I can't find the next woman. So for now I still keep around that crazy bitch.

>>34843625
This. I though answering robot's questions about sex would help

havent fucked anyone since september 2013

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>>34843629
>not replacing the elastic vagina with the eternally tight sphincter

Peasant coming through

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>>34843625
>>34843646
please die

originally, though

>>34843661
ass dries up, its annoying

pussy is self lubricating, its lovely

I got fugged by a guy this morning, like 3 hours ago.

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>>34841058

about 10 hours ago

>>34843675
Proving once again that gays cannot be robots.

Uh, 1997, with my uncle

fake or not i wanna lick her up

>>34841058
This morning oregano original

I fucked and got fucked by a guy a week ago. Last time with a girl was about 6 months ago. Girls are too much fucking effort.

>>34841058
Just had a quickie on the last couple minutes of my lunch break, stay mad NEETs

NEVER

GET THE FUCK OUT ALL OF YOU

YOU'RE NOT ROBOTS

YOU'RE NOT ROBOTS

YOU'RE NOT ROBOTS

>>34842528
Bullshit, Chads do exist, they clearly do, I know a guy in real life who's 6'3, plays hockey, he gets all the girls while my Indian friend who has a decent job gets almost no one, it's all bullshit, I wish I wasn't born

>>34843921
See this >>34842245

This board never belonged to you. We are now silencing you once and for all.

>>34843991
bullshit, get out retard

>>34843999
NEIN NEIN NEIN I will never leave

/normie uprising/ when?

>>34843946
You merely see what you want to see. Your Chad friend has been rejected plenty of times.

>>34843921
r9k never was virgin board

>>34844059
it's not a normalfag website

GET OUT

>>34844069
Not getting laid is not obligatory for robots.

>>34841058
wow all these normies.When will you fags stop role-playing and actually get the fuck out.

ITT: angry virgins, the Thread

Gonna need sauce on that OP

>>34842282
>dick posters are the cancer killing this board

Mad dicklet detected lol

>>34844097
/r9k/ is angry virgins: the board.

>>34844097
>implying you're not posting on angry virgins: the board

>>34844028
>chad apologists
oh god you're so fucking cancerous

originally, too

>>34844127
>>34844135

Fallacious. Plenty of robots are non-virgin. Just because you're angry and bitter doesn't give you the right to come in here and claim this board as your own.

>>34841058

Saturday morning.

>>34844159
if they're non-virgins, they're not robots.

arguing otherwise is impossible.

>>34844116
>lol

Fe(male) detected. Don't post without taking your hormones anon

Saturday afternoon

>>34844177
>Virginity is the only factor for robot hood

No way. There are plenty of other non-sexual factors that could make someone a robot: NEET, mentally ill, etc.

>>34844215
yeah but virginity is the strongest of the bunch.

>>34844137

Chad doesn't exist so how the fuck do you wanna be an apologist for someone who doesn't even exist.

The closest to a chad I've known was a guy in my mechanics classes who had every physical and personality traits of a chad. Perfect chin, gymnastics since he was 10 years old + gym 4 times a week so he was MAD ripped. confident to the point of arrogance. Most girl who looked at him looked in some form of admiration and a genuine nice guy (he spotted my sperg nature with women and offered help to me. He"s the reason I lost my virginity.)

Last time I saw him at a bar he was desperate because he couldn't pick up any chick. he used to call this "one of these bad nights".

"Chad" cannot pick up every girl on earth, nigga.

>>34844233

Nobody cares, get over yourself special snowflake retard.

>>34844135
sorry let me fix this

> ITT: angry salty virgins, the Thread

>>34844215
not everyone on r9k is a robot. non virgins can post here but theyll never belong

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Is this post witnessing a normie uprising? Maybe r9k will finally be cleansed of bitter virgins that can't stand not being special by virtue of visting an imageboard.

I guess not having pussy makes you cling to the first thing you see and think it makes you somehow special, i.e. this board. But hey, as you can see, most robots fuck. So please fucking kill yourself and let normal, functional people enjoy his time on the internet.

>>34844248
>Last time I saw him at a bar he was desperate because he couldn't pick up any chick. he used to call this "one of these bad nights"

He was just saying that because you were a virgin and he was trying to make you feel better. 99% chance that he went home that night with a sub 6/10

>>34841058
I've just came in my own mouth, does that count?

Never, and I most likely never will

>>34844283
How did it taste? Salty? Cause you must be, you faggot

>>34844260
Take your screencap and fuck off already, redditor

>>34844297
Pretty sweet actually, I've been drinking lots of blueberry juice lately

Over a year ago.
Even if you got lucky and had sex, you can still have a self-destructive robot mentality that makes getting laid needlessly difficult.

>>34843532
that picture's hot
i am trying to nofap dammit

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>>34841058
>Implying
Oh OP, you're so funny.

>>34844271
>normie uprising
doesn't exist

>>34844323
Oh, sorry then. I apologize. Dunno what got into me.

>>34841643
>Normle
He was making fun of the fact that you put an l in place of an i, anon.

>>34844323
So that stuff about dieting yourself into sweet cum wasn't bullshit. Fuck my ex was right.

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>>34844271
how about Cyborg uprising.
There are probably lots of people here that are too fucked up to be full normie, but haven't resigned themselves to the full robot NEET permavirgin abyss
Plus cyborg uprising sounds badass

>>34844374

I actually know a guy called Paul Denton too.

Come on, fella', let's get this ball rolling already.

i'm so fucking horny that I could KILL
I WANT BLOOD AND GUTS AND CUM AND KILL ALL THE NORMALS
KILL ALL MY COMPETITORS
I WANT TO CHOKE GIRLS AND TIE THEM UP AND FLOG THEM UNTIL THEY'RE RAW

>>34844350
No worries, re-absorbing your DNA is a very healthy thing after all
>>34844369
The difference is not that huge, but taste does change depending on what you eat, just like the smell of your sweat

>>34841058
I don't know if this is normal but I'm in a relationship and we live together and we have sex every six months or so. Once we went a year.

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>>34844271
Get out, Norman, You don't belong here.

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>ITT
Please, just leave this place.
There's nothing here for you except for anime and porn and sadness.

>>34843532
I'll fuck you if you're a cute femanon

>>34844486
Is she in to it, anon? I remember when I used to live together with the girl who's now my ex. Not having a lot of sex was the first sign that our relationship was heading downwards.

We haven't been able to actually go piv/pia in a few days cause she got a UTI. She did give an amazing 30 min blowjob last night tho that was hot.

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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Please leave :(

N E V E R
E
V
E
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get the fuck out normalfags

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>>34841058

About 14 hours ago.

>>34844271
You will die in your sleep

>>34841058
Had sex in late January 1st of 2016 and before that on Valentine's Day 2015
I hope I have sex this year.
I hate normals

>>34841210
Anon never change

>>34845075
But anon.. you are the normals!

>>34845135
Nah. I'm not. Otherwise normal people wouldn't look at me sometimes like I'm fucking weird for saying something that makes perfect sense

If you lost your virginity after 20 then you'll always be a robot unless you live a turbo normal lifestyle for six or seven continuous months.

That's how I see it at least

>>34845257
>Nah. I'm not. Otherwise normal people wouldn't look at me sometimes like I'm fucking weird for saying something that makes perfect sense

This made no sense at all anon

>>34844272

I was with him the whole night you abyssmal faggot.

Why do you desperately need to confirm your bias? You weren't even there so what exactly do you know about the night I spent there?

You know nothing.

>>34844620

Except for the part where you are the invader.

Yesterday morning.
Apparently I initiated it through vigorously humping my girlfriend's ass but all I remember is waking up as she was about to cum while riding on top of me.

literally a year ago to the day. Had a casual gf/fwb and she stopped over V day eve (she had to go home as it was long distance for V day).

Broke it off with her a few months later.

>>34845530
>Why do you desperately need to confirm your bias?

Because I used to work as a bartender, I know how these things go. Chad is Chad and he always gets laid no matter the circumstances. Either this guy is just a normie with a nice face or passed up on a couple roasties in the hopes he could get you laid.

>>34841058
8 years
I fuckign can not

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>>34841143
>be me
>be born
>as sliding out of mom my penis hits her vagina
>erect.jpg
>hit doctor in the face with massive erection
Mfw

December 19th, 2016

>>34841058
June 6th, 2006

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>>34844777
I would never cheat on my boyfriend anon. I'm sexually frustrated not because I'm not having sex, but because I'm not having sex with him. I miss the intimacy. At least I can still get lewd on skype with him.