Since all of you think you're so smart lets see you solve

>>34841980
white horsey moves to h7.

then white queen to f8 or g7.

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>>34842024
Thats wrong. If you go knight h7 the black queen can simply go to h2, check your king and white can no longer checkmate in two moves and the puzzle will be wrong.

queen to h7. easy, next

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>>34841980
Move the e2 to e4.
Whatever black does, he is fucked
Move queen to g7.
?????
Profit

>>34842057
if queen h7 then black king can go to g5 and take your knight
>>34842071
there is noting in e2 you brainlet, also if queen to g7 then black can just the white queen with the king

>>34842071
>move the e2 to e4
what did he mean by this?

Knight to H3, Queen to H7

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>>34841980
Qf8 Kxg5
Qf4#

>>34842071
first of all, its f2 to f4, and you are retard
secondly, you move pawn to f4 and black gets it by moving pawn e4 to f3, you no-knowledge cock

>>34842085
F2 to f4.
Sorry typo.

Queen to f8. F2 pawn to f4

>>34842088
>king moves to h7

>>34842101
that is correct, you smartboy

>>34842101
you wonnereded orig

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>>34842101
Bravo, here is another puzzle for you, much harder this time.(the piece on g2 is a PAWN)
>>34842116
almost

chess tactics at lichess

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>>34842133
Rh8 Qxh8
Ra1#
Same anon

>>34842133
c1 to a1
then h2 to h8

>>34842133
Ta1
Qa1
Th8
Two wight moves. Next.

>>34842133
c1 to g1
black queen has to take one of the towers.
h2 to h8 or g1 to a1

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>>34842168
Queen eats your rook.
GG ez

>>34842133
Why can't you just move the queen down, check the king and then move the room down next to the queen?

>>34842164
black queen eats both your rooks.

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>>34842164
if ra1# then queen A1 lol
>>34842168
if rook c1 to a1 then queen takes then, and if you go to h8 with the second rook the queen can take it.
>>34842173
what the hell does T stand for
>>34842176
very nice.

>>34842164
W8. I'm retarded. I'll replay

2f to 4f
7e 7h
bam i win

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>>34842199
>very nice.

not very nice. I was in the last thread.

>>34842133
Rb1 Qxb1
Rh8#
(...g2=Q Rb8#)
>>34842164
This one

>>34842209
I need more puzzles then

>>34842199
T=Tower

>>34842199
T stand for turret.
I am french and c1 is called a tour. So i translated it to turret.

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>>34842236
>tower

your answer is wrong

I just want to fap in peace and you guys are giving away chess puzzles...

>>34842133
Queen to c6
And then you move a tower depending on the king movement.
Mate

>>34842281
Ill give you a hint: You're not suppose to move your queen.

>>34842133
H2toH1
C1toA1

>>34842286
And why not move her ?

>>34841980
king to 6f
queen to 2h

>>34842291
if h2 to h1 i can eat the rook with the pawn and make a queen, and then you can no longer move c1 to a1
>>34842298
because you're not suppose to checkmate with the queen in 2 moves since its impossible.

>>34842133
C1 to B1, if the black queen takes it - H2 to H8
if not C7 to B7

>>34842317
Didn't take into account that rule about the pawn becoming queen.

>>34842321
if c1 to b1 black can check your king with his queen and its no longer mate in two, like in here >>34842045

>>34842249
it looks more like a tower than a rock tho fucking elitist and no towers arent fortunately shaped rocks,towers consist of multiple rocks called bricks

>>34842317
You can checkmate with the queen in 2 moves you brainlet.
If thw queen moves to c6.. The king will go either in a7 or b8. Then you place a turret either in a1 or h8.
Brainlet. Checkm8 m8

>>34841980
queen f7 check, black king has to take knight,

then queen f4 checkmate

>>34842366
>Then you place a turret either in a1 or h8
then the black queen can take your turret.

>>34842389
sorry I meant to say queen f8 check

then then f4 checkmate

>>34842133
C1 to G1, if the black queen takes it - H2 to H8
if not G1 to A1

>>34842411
>>34842389
yea thats right, some guy got the answer right before you.
>>34842415
right answer
>>34842366
im sorry but it seems like you're the brainlet among us.

Pawn to F4
Queen to H7

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solve this origihihihihi

>>34842133
rook to g1

black is now in zugswang and has to take either rook with the queen

then either rook a1 or h8 checkmate depending on which rook the queen takes

>>34842133
Rook at h2 to g2, eats pawn
>black queen to g2, eats rook
Rook at c1 to a1
Checkmate?

>>34842450
>he dosen't even say how many moves are required lmao
>>34842459
right answer
>>34842469
if you eat the pawn the black queen can check you and its no longer checkmate in 2

>>34842469
Alternatively, Rook at g2 to g8 if black queen decides to eat bottom rook instead

>>34842482
it shoudln't be necessary, but since you're such a brainlet, i guess i have to. mate in two

>>34842469
>>34842505
Disregard this, I suck cocks originally

>>34841980
wait, how could i predict what move black will make in response to my move? If he only has one move available to him at the present point in time, I've already won.

I win. King me.

>>34842450
Bg8+ hxg8
Qf8+ Kd5
Rc7#

>>34842450
D6 to C4 then C6 to E6

>>34842630
or not
shit
I give up

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>>34842582
>>34842630
wrong orig

>>34842450
I don't know if there's a faster solution but here's a straight forward forced mate in 3

rg5 check, this has to be taken by the b6 pawn
bishop g3 check, this has to be taken by the h4 pawn
queen f6 checkmate

>>34842719
sorry I meant rook c5 check

>>34842733
Rook c5 check, taken by b6 pawn
bishop g3 check, taken by h4 pawn
queen f6 checkmate

>>34842450
F2 to C5
(if black moves B6 to C5)
C6 to C5

(if black does something else)
C5 to D4

>>34842733
not quite
>>34842758
wrong

>>34842815
>not quite

is that not a forced mate?

You didn't even tell us how many moves we had.

>>34842815
Why? How can black get out of that?

>>34842896
which one?

bishop c1 -> b2

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>>34842133
c1 to b1

b1 to b8 if queen eats h2
h2 to h8 if queen eats b1

>>34842866
>>34842896
sorry I did not mention it at first. mate in two, you're right though, its mate that way as well.

>>34842133
Rxh1 then the pawn or eat or advance and then Rook move to a2

Chess has nothing to do with smarts. It's mostly about memorising tactics.

I can beat anyone in my math class at chess and yet some of those people are super high IQ geniuses whereas I'm just a pleb who barely pass classes.

>>34841980
Q to g8 done

>>34841980
Queen to h7 checkmate

>>34842450
There's 3 separate cases but the winning idea is
1. Qh5 threatening Qxg5#

if the black king tries to defend the g5 pawn by moving to f4 or f6 then either Bg3# or Bd4# is checkmate respectively, revealing a double check with the rook

>>34841980
Pawn to f4, fuck up that king from h7 with the queen

>>34842450
Bxd4(pawn eats bishop at d4)
Rxc5(pawn eats rook at c5)
Qxf5(pawn eats queen at f5)
Rxf5(checkmate)

>>34844442
very nice
>>34845229
no

>>34845249
Why wouldn't mine work?

>>34845288
It's just unnecessary long, but it works aswell

https://lichess.org/ZdOabAPX

Play me brainlets.

>>34842101
Couldn't the queen swipe the knight

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I won a few medals in regional chess tournaments close to a decade ago when I was in 5th & 6th grade. I know it's nothing to brag or be proud about, but I wonder, is it worth getting back into now that I know that computers beat world champions the fucking year I was born, or is not worth the time nowadays? Just as a hobby or whatever, of course.

>>34842133
c1 to h1
h2 to h8

>>34846585
sure its fun, i have over 650 games on lichess, if you want to play together add me on discord, its hen#2435