What are u going to do in valentines day,robots?

>>34841364
im definitely not going to explode inside a bottle

>>34841364
I'm going to have dinner with my waifu

>>34841364
Play for honor and jack off

>>34841452
so looking forward to it husbando

>>34841364
I do this on almost every day

Going to talk with my online husbando

Rewatch school days

Either Runescape, 7 Days to Die, Oblivion or study for my midterm thursday

Tfw

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>>34841364
I don getit
Help me?

>>34841364
The same as usual: work 8 to 5 then videogames until I pass out. Never cared about any of the "day"s

>>34842234
masturbation

asdjasregamo


>>34841364
Nothing different than usual

>>34841364
I'm going to listen to "mr. Lonely" and I'm going to eat chocolate, but beyond that I have no plans.

>>34841364
probably fuck a guy

>>34841364
I'll be playing for honor, since it releases tomorrow.

>>34841364
Beat my dick and go to work and sleep.

>>34841364
Anime, vidya, 4chan.

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA SOO FUNNNEEEIII TOO BAD I JACK OFF NO MATTER WHAT HOLIDAY IT IS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

HAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAH WE SO FUNNY LAUGHING AT OTHER PEOPLE'S MISFORTUNE HAHAHAHA

>be in relationship
>shes on her period
Yeah ill be doing that too.

>>34842649
wew it seems you got buttblasted pretty badly eh

>>34842674
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE OUT WITH YOU

I didn't realize it was Valentines Day. I'll just do what I always do. Go to work, come home and watch anime and shitpost until I go to bed.

>>34842228
I also have a midterm thursday. Is it calculus?

>>34841364
Eating chocolates with my tulpas.

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>spending it w/ my waifu watching videos or whatever
>Drinking
>Not complaining about V day since it is a bullshit holiday to begin with
>Dreading Christmas

To be honest I didn't even realize tomorrow was valentines day until I read OP

>>34842739
Nope, business history

Fuck calculus though for real

>>34841458
pretty much this, maybe get sad at some point, too.

>>34842694
>being this new
i can make anyone on here think anything just by typing a certain way.

that's ow gullible people are on here.

>>34841364
enjoy my freedom and doing better things then celebrating pussy worshiping day.

>>34841458
I got a date with this game too desu

Have dinner with a girl who likes me. I'vrle got a big dilemma though. Should I fuck her or just leave it at dinner? Because this weekend I'm fucking another girl and I want to be as horny as possible. If I fuck her tomorrow I might not be able to have as much sex this weekend as I want.

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>>34841364
Watching anime, drinking and neglecting my homework. So same as every other day

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>>34841364
AFKing sand crabs on 07Scape while watching a movie on another monitor sounds pretty comfy desu.

>>34841364
Drink, fap, drink, drink, eat, drink, eat, cry, drink, drink, and drink.

>>34841364
if your penis tip is falling off after fapping you may want to get that checked out, there might be something wrong with it.

>>34841364
I'm spending it with my GF, I'm going over to hert place first and then we're going out.

just asked a fucking girl out
if she says yes ill be gone from this place forever
if no then i'll be stuck here for the rest of eternity

Go to class, play video games, hate myself, repeat

>>34841364
Is that how much normies cum?

>>34841364
>What are u going to do in valentines day


Not going to the gym, that's what I'm going to do.

You just cant go to the gym on valentines day, no one exercises, bitches just showing their text messengers from chad and giggling like little girls.

>girl I like suddenly offers to come over and bring some icecream tomorrow.
>didn't even realise tomorrow's valentine

It just hit me. What do I do?

>>34846323
You tell her to throw out that icecream and get some fuckin oatz brah.

i didnt know it was valentine's day until all the threads started popping up had to google the date

i ain een ever gave a fuh

>>34841364
i'm still gonna play for honor, literally there was a thread about this 5 minutes ago

>>34841364
>send valentines to random people on the internet

>>34846534
thats pretty cute

aiopjfoiasjf

>>34846323

In all seriousness, when you're sitting next to her put your arm around here. It's a simple, low-pressure move that shows her you're interested.

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I don't get the valentines day meme

You spend a lot of money on your significant other just because society tells you to

Shit holiday, I'll be home playing video games and joking about killing myself with my aspie friends

Bought my gf a $20 Cthulu plush doll i think she'll really like. Also we're going out for sushi, should be comfy. :)

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>>34841364
im not gonna let the jews win, so i wont masturbate

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will probably play resident evil 4 till midnight after i come back home from university

I'll be working at factory as usual.
Barely anyone in clear sight, just muffled noise of the machines (earplugs), some simple tasks every now and then to keep the line running, being there alone with my thoughts and endless stream of packages.
Pretty cozy if you got the mind for it.

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>>34841364
I don't get it.

Presumptive oregano.

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>tfw fapping doesn't feel good anymore

>>34841364
go to school
come home and play league/browse 4chan and youtube, looks at sexy images online

>>34841364
I fap every day when I go to bed and on weekend 2-4 times
do I have a problem or is it normal? should I restrain myself?

>>34841364
absolutely nothing
lab then class, boring day tbqh

>>34842649
>MISFORTUNE

It's your actions (or lack of such) that led you to this state.

>>34848101
my numbers of faps to number of days ratio in a month is 8:10

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>gay and in the closet
>new guy starts at work
>noticeably in shape, we both lift
>we both play Pokemon competitively
>we both watch pleb tier anime
>we play chess regularly
>respects my opinion and will ask my input on things
>first guy I've met irl that I actually like
>he's straight

I'm going to bake a cake for my waifu and spend the day with her

>>34848181
never know until you make a move anon

>>34841364
>pic
And they wonder why spergs shoot them up.

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>>34846614
>friends

lucky you

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I wrote a poem for my LDR. Can someone tell me if this is trash? It's been a while since I've written one and I don't know where else to ask.

I miss you.
Where did you go?
It is cold again.
I miss you.
It is dark again.

How did you do that?
How are you already so near after being so far?
How does my heart already ache for you, already need you to carry on?
How are you already everything to me?

You're like sunshine on my skin, or a pleasant song in my ears.
You're the laughter in my life, the shine in my eyes, the spark in my soul.
And now you're gone.
I miss you.

........
"I'm up! Good morning sweetie!"
There you are.
The world is bright again.
You're finally here,
And I am happy again.

I have the fucking flu, at least I can stay in bed all day

>>34848131

>everything bad that happens to you is your own fault

this is what normies actually believe

I'm going to a Valentine's Day party.

And no, that doesn't make me a normie, I'll probably end up standing awkwardly staring at my oneitis like that wojak meme.

>>34848942

make a move and get rejected or live a life time of regret

>>34848751
It's pretty good desu. You got more?

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Having dinner with pic related.

nothing like the rest of the year

>>34841364
producing music and videogames. i feel pretty inspired

>>34848751
>ldr

kys originalinerino

>>34841364
Hooker and blow.
Who needs love...Right?

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>>34849019
Really? I don't have any more currently, I don't save them after I write them. I'm glad it's not garbage though.
>>34849097
Kill me

>>34841364
Probably just cuddling with my still sick gf.

>>34849171
no you. as a matter of fact i said kys

Somehow got a date.

We're going Five Guys.

Literally know idea what I'm doing lads.

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>only day where normies aren't shitting up 4chan and your fave online games
I wish it would come everyday

>>34841364
you're mum

original

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Play nioh and ERP with my steamfriend.

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>>34841364
>tfw valentine's day is the one chance per year to emotionally manipulate a lonely normie girl into going on a date with an ugly sack of shit like yourself

I could ask my oneitis out tomorrow but I won't because I'm a failure

>tfw have a valentines but no clue what the fuck is going to happen or what im supposed to do?

modern holidays are pagan. they also have slight luciferian influence. poor sheep dont know anything.
those who hide things in darkness turn them upside down / absolute parallel difference of truth. you think ur celebrating "joy" but in truth ur slave to lucifer

>>34841364
I'm going to volunteer at my local soup kitchen like I've done the past 4 Valentines Days. Its much better than sitting home alone and feeling sorry for myself, I recommend every other loser here do it as well.

>>34848101
I fap 3-5 times everyday. I use an onahole too

>>34841364
Play Morrowind, then study

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>>34841364

Jokes on you,
TODAY is fap day

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>>34845907
finally, a use for this image

I'm not really upset about being single on Valentines. I am however trying to figure out something to do, because staying home and playing video games sounds a bit too cliche for my taste.

>>34841364
fuck my wife, maybe...

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>When you'll never know what it's like to be approached in a romantic fashion

Why is this basic human experience not afforded to me?

so is it every single guy as in like every single chip in the bag will be eaten by me
or every single guy as in every guy who has no girlfriend/wife/fuck buddy?

>>34842234

its cuz men r so thristy lol

>>34852077
Your a mean one mister dubs

Play Doom

I watch the same movie year and don't jerk off, i don't know why but it has become a tradition for me.

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>>34841364
Smoke cocoa powder and jerk off 5 times

I'll grab my axe and my shield and i'll slay the normalfags for the glory of Erudino

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>Yearly Valentines Day rewatch of Chuunibyou
>Play some GTA San Andreas
>Got a flask full of Scottish whiskey saved
>Miscellaneous shitposting
Looking forward to it t b h

>still in high school
>have to deal with all that dumb lovey dovey crap they set up during lunch hour
>can't skip class because i have like 3 important things to turn in

prolly mope around pathetically at school, then go home and fuck with my linux partition until i get it to the point that i like it

>>34841364

What does every single woman do on valentines day?

> Trick question

>>34852164
>maybe...
lol cuck

shoot big cums everywhere

Getting some materials and footage for university work in the morning, lunch, university, home (where I'll vidya and listen to music). It'll be a normal day with absolutely nothing noteworthy, just like every Valentine's Day in my life so far.

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My German class is cancelled for half term. I'll probably go over some stuff for it anyway.

I usually DM my Dungeons and Dragons game on tuesday nights but the most prominent members are a normie couple so that's probably not happening. Might get some board games in with the other bachelors instead.

I have my next grading for Ju Jitsu the next day so maybe I'll just practice for a while.

>>34841364
I was going to attempt suicide tomorrow but I have 2 2 hour classes and my family will be home by the time I get back. So I'll just cry myself to sleep

Get drunk and mourn my wife and daughter like I've been doing for years.

I want my family back.

>tfw no gf
>tfw no waifu
>tfw no good porn games to play
>tfw no new doujins or ovas to watch
>tfw no onahole or anything of the sort
>tfw not even any alcohol

What's a guy to do? I'm not gonna see any new tiddies, make any sappy gay "hurr muh valentine" jokes, or really do anything.

Maybe I'll just play HunieCam again.

>>34841364
why would i not jack off every other day of the year.

dumb normies.

My ldr got back in touch after vanishing for 2 weeks, turns out she just forgot her password. So apparently I'll be comforting her from this trauma.

>>34853049
Bullshit. Impersonating Martin Riggs doesn't make you cool.

>>34841364
Uh, time flies.
Guess I'll go buy chocolate after tomorrow

>>34852347
What does that do? Oirig

Don't worry single guys, I have a girlfriend and I'm still probably going to end up beating off tomorrow. You aren't missing much.

>>34841364
Have to meet recruiter, play video games, whack it, question why I'm alive.

>>34853379

We don't fucking care about your stupid normalfag opinions. We just want you to fuck off.

>>34853561
make me you big black faggot

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When is it?

>>34848751
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15_Y3_eRfOU

In all seriousness I'm genuinely happy for you and hope it all works out. I'd meticulously analyse the poem for you but that would ruin the spirit of the whole medium. I liked it and I'm sure she will too

Buy two 40's of Mickeys and take some Xanax when I get done from school.

>>34853049
Sorry man, they're getting dicked by Satan. I guess that makes you some kind of supernatural cuck

>>34853379
Except affection from someone of the opposite sex.