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I decided to clean my keyboard today, here's a picture of

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I decided to clean my keyboard today, here's a picture of it before I clean it. Just in case anyone wanted to know what 4 years of semen piled on a keyboard looked like, this is it.
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>>34845038
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Did you just aim your dick at the key bored?
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wtf burn it and get a new one
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>sticky keys
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>>34845083
sorry I should've posted proof it's a little wet because I'm wiping it down

>>34845084
no
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>>34845038
>>34845141
Holy fucking shit
orig
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>>34845141
But anon how did you even get that much cum on there
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>>34845038
>scraping up keyboard cheese
No better feeling in the world desu
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I am not an specialist but I am pretty sure you should unplug it before applying any liquid to it anon
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>>34845179
I don't clean my hand after I cum and I'm always at my PC, a lot of the times I'd jerk off and just keep typing away right after.

>>34845305
Yeah, it was blinking a bit afterwards but I think it's okay now.

>>34845278
I couldn't scrape it all up, the R key has a couple layers and inside deep it's hard to get. Any tips?
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>>34845437
oh and that green thing was actually a small dead insect I didn't notice it until now
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>>34845437
>I dont clean my hand when I cum.
That's utterly disgusting. Get some help.
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>>34845475
>when will the cumlets learn
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>>34845437
You're supposed to take the keys off, anon.
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This thread is fucking gold.

A+ OP thanks for sharing with us
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Wh...what...?
Do you like...bukakke it? What the fuck...
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>>34845657
You know, that actually makes a lot of sense doesn't it? I'll go do that now
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easiest way to clean a keyboard is get an old toothbrush, clean it off, then dip it in rubbing alcohol and scrub away.
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>>34845038
>>34845141
>>34845437
Good Lord Anon, how can you be so disgusting?
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your 'r' and 't' keys are pretty popular
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>>34845141
thats fucking sick man wtf

ffs throw it in the dumpster and buy a new one

fucking bukkeking a keyboard then still using it

4chan countinues to sicken me at an alarming pace.
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Update us op, orig thread shouldn't die. Robot master raceeeee
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>>34846108
>browses r9k

Kek Just post this on r4chan and leave already
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>>34845038
>>34845141
>>34845437
so many questions that i'm afraid to ask
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>>34845038
Rebbit ples put me in le screencap
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Just lick it clean nigga
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Sorry for taking all day op here, I just got finished cleaning all my keys here's a picture of the inside.
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>>34845437
>Any tips?

Stop typing after you jerk off and clean your fucking hands, maybe?
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ay ay get me n my waifu (daily reminder that Akira>NGE) in the screencap
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>>34846486
I gaggedd
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Finaly a robot thread.
Fuck the normies.
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>>34846486
Ayy beautiful op. Whats its smell? Is it crusty? Record sounds. Clean it up nice senpaitachi
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>>34845111
originally underrated post
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>>34846486
I'm pretty sure most of our keyboards look like this, except we just havent seen it yet. Good for you for cleaning it out op.
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>>34846635
mine doesnt you dirty fuck
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OP here, last image. I cleaned it up a bit but damn it's such a fucking hassle, I decided to just use my old keyboard instead. It's more quiet and has less crusty semen that messes with my keys.
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>>34846926
>crusty semen.
I died.
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You should just get a new keyboard
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>>34846486
mine is worse than this
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>>34846486
>>34845141
>>34845437
>>34845038
WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN WIN
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>>34846486
Jesus fuck OP how old is that keyboard?
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>>34846926
No more squirty for qwerty OP.
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>>34847598
That rhymes, good job!
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Whatever you do reddit don't put me in the screencap.
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>>34845038
You're fucking revolting.
Seeing this has made me want to buy a new one myself even though it's perfectly fine.
That's some gross shit.
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You beta faggots better give me a screencap and you better do it fast.
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>>34848021
kys originallly
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>>34845038
what the hell is that green shit. are you owner of this dick?
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>>34848618
wat dat little green ting in de pubis?
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>>34846108
>4chan countinues to sicken me at an alarming pace.
Newfags shouldn't post their opinions. Lurk more, kid.
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>>34848637
probably the same thing that somehow got on OP's keyboard
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>>34848618
>>34848637
See >>34845454

Please read the thread
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>>34848618
I-Is that Smegma making the head so bloated?
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>>34848719
i dunno mate. found it somewhere on the internet
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