/britfeel/

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nothing compares to (you)

>>34845167
I mean I want to be a deliveroo cyclist, it just sounds fun

Who fucking cares about your back anyway? Throw a few exercises in there but unless you're gonna be on stage no one gives a fuck.

>>34845189
yeah getting mugged and having your bike stolen sounds like a laugh

>>34845272
>what is a lock

>>34845272
>yeah getting mugged and having your bike stolen

That's why you carry a gun

>>34845302
Yeah I'm sure you're going to able to lock the bike before you get jacked and pushed off of it.

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>>34845103
thanks bby.
>>34845182
giraffe bread is better lad.

everyone having a nice evening? i managed to sleep through the seminar i was meant to attend today but It was a nice day and I enjoyed being useless.

>>34845349
what shithole do you live in where muggings actually happen? the north?

>>34845350
Got told I wasn't eligible for JSA, have 20 quid to my name and just bought a bag of tangfastics. Some people weren't meant to survive this harsh existence I suppose.

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I added some kettle chips and a Pry Minister poster to the OP image cause I was bored. Pepe is clearly working at a high class call centre

Fucking french girl won't shut the fuck up.

someone was tied to a bus stop and burned alive last night. at least the benefits of being a shut in is that nothing bad ever happens to me.

>>34845560
Got a news article link about that mate? Sounds brutal.

>>34845409
If I had to choose the last thing I was going to eat ever, it would be a bag of tangfastics

>>34845376
you absolute bastard ya.
yeah sure it is a bit rough in some places up here but it isn't as bad as down south with all your man dems youf masssive.

>>34845511

only the best for a one in a million meme.

Water heater is gurgling and banging like a submarine in trouble.
Run the hot tap, its literally boiling.
Thermostat seems to have failed in a way that shouldnt happen in a civilised world, but this thing was built by turkroaches.

Looks like tomorrow will be a nice romantic day of driving round various plumbers merchants, dealing with sour-faced cunts and being told parts arent available and I will have to buy a new water heater.

Brilliant.

>gf is back working different days again
>girl from work knows this and is back to texting me on nights my gf is working.
What does it mean lads?

>>34845718
your boiler OR water tank should have a temperature system too

>>34845302
>tfw lock up your bike
>come back a while later
>there are now 2 locks on your bike

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Lads, meme answers aside (Ron Weasley, Moot etc), how bad is my face? Tinder's been wreaking havoc with my ego lately.

>>34845743
Oh you know, ree, normie all that jazz

>>34845788
I literally cannot type anything but moot.

>>34845788

First, tell me what I need to know about "acceptable use"

>>34845511
i think this is how the main pic should always look.

the kettle crisps add elegance

Any lads in Stoke on Trent? A nasty feud between traveller families is going to kick off there soon

>>34845743

it means youre a normie, fuck off somewhere else

>>34845788
You're not bad looking at all desu. Unless you can grow thick facial hair I'd ditch the fuzz though

Is there any way to filter posts such as >>34845743 lads? All we have to do is ignore them and they'll rightly fuck off.

>>34845824
All I know is that I've got 20 quid on labour to win the by election. Only way to make them interesting.

>>34845855
filter "my gf"

>>34845824
You better be voting for UKIP lad.

>>34845855
why do you want to filter them?

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>>34845788
I can't believe I'm showing my face to you fuckers but me too. I think I'm ugly as fuck. I tried tinder and I got no matches. maybe it's because I'm 19 but look about 15...

>>34845883
The girl im with doesnt understand why i still post hete.
>tfw shed fit in with you normie hating fags.

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Anyone in Manchester want to stop me from ruining my entire fucking life?

>>34845886
Fuxk off, wee sex pest cunts.

>>34845788
pretty handsome lad, would like to see your dick haha

>>34845744
Its a stand-alone electric water tank. I dont have a central heating boiler.

Its got a thermostat to keep it at 65 degrees or whatever, but that seems to have failed and the over-temp safety thing doesnt work either.

>>34845929
Cant, you live in manchester, youve already ruined it.

>>34845788

Shave the whiskers, get your hair done and don't wear a raggedy jumper.

Is the anon I sold drugs to still alive?

>>34845977

No, I just commute there for the education I'm about to throw away.

>>34845914
You look like you'd harass people for 50p at bus stops.

>>34846003
Tell us your story anon
I'm all comfortable, now go

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>go for a poop
>wipe
>there's blood
Been nice knowing you guys.

wuu2 for valentines lads?

>>34845914
>>34845788
you both look fine. if you cant get gfs its because you are either shy or act autistic.

>>34845824
I know all about the Docherty/Mcginely thing.
The Mcginleys/Mcphees have to be the most hated travelling families going. They threaten to dig up a mans grave

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqO1wdnXxhk

>>34846057
Have to go to the jobcentre to meet a 'work coach'. Bet they dont even fuck me.

>>34846056
might get some condoms in and treat myself to a posh wank or 2 desu

>>34845929
What are you planning lad?

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>get matches on tinder
>too beta to actually talk to the girls
>uninstall in shame

>>34846056
ah shit. isn't it on the 14th
is it tomorrow?
will have to cancel>>34846103 as i'm skint. will just break out the baby oil instead

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>>34846162
>valentines is tomorrow
FUCK, I DIDN'T EVEN BUY MYSELF ANYTHING

>>34846056
going to wank while thinking about Junlads feet.

>>34846079
christ these people are niggers

how many people in here are not actually british i wonder?

>>34846118
Absorb the ego boost, m8. Don't worry about not messaging them back. Just take the fact they matched with you as proof you're not entirely revolting.

I need a non autistic hair cut but I don't know what that would look like and the hair cut people always laugh at me and tell me that I must know what I want

>>34846221

I've got myself a tenga valentines egg

>>34846281
probably not a lot. i cant imagine many people would get the inside jokes like kettle crisps. there is probably the odd muzzie with a british fetish or yank that wants to visit london

>>34846345
just find a picture of a hairstyle you like, take it in on your phone and show the hairdresser

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>>34846345
Just go in with this picture

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Was nice and sunny today lads, spring is just around the corner

>>34846369

I don't like any hairstyles because I've always had autistic hair and none of the chad styles fit because you have to have that chad aesthetic aka not having a fat face

>>34846395
Good thing you're not fat then, eh?

>>34846376
and make sure to tell them to just fuck your shit up so they don't even try to make that work

Just had a breakaway lads. It didn't have the circles on like it used to, but still, it brought me back to my childhood. It truly belongs at the top of a choccy bar tier list.

I don't know what I'm doing at the moment

> job going well
> more money than ever
> qt gf

But I feel sick almost all the time, constantly on the edge of an autistic outburst

>>34846429
sounds like you need to GET OUT MY BRITFEEL CHAD

>>34846442

Yuo cna spel! OUT OF MY BRITFEEL!!!!! REE!!!!

How do we manage regular feel threads while other countries don't?

4 hours till valentines day, what's everybodys plans?

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>>34846429
>> job going well
>> more money than ever
>> qt gf

>there are normies among us

>>34846462
Well most people here are Americans so it wouldn't make sense for them to have one

Most non-English speakers congregate on /int/

particularly in generals like /deutsch/ you'll see a lot of feelsposting

>>34845103

"Just go up and talk to women"

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-38961189

>>34846221
why not make yourself a card.
it's the thought that counts, desu

>>34846376
that hair cut even looks shit on chad. only those lacking class would think otherwise. thank fuck i'm a 31 year old bald cunt.

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>>34846466

I am a normie too, and I post in britfeel

>>34846462
They're subhuman. They don't feel.

Normies of britfeel, lets post how normie we are, to agitate the autistic neet virgin retards

>24
>Job
>Car
>Own place
>Non-virgin

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>>34846519
*screeching frog noises*

Shipnormies out

dont worry, lads. one the day the chosen one will rise. We will instigate a revolution like the Jacobins, and consolidate our power like napoleon. we will party so hard that the normies we be living on rations.

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>>34846559
Why do you people even come here?

Honestly.

All the fucking sites you could go to, all the boards on here, but no, you choose a place for outcasts, virgins, shy, mentally ill and lonely people to talk.

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>>34846593
Good post lad

Guillotine the normies

These girls are adorable.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytMPI_6iw9o

>>34845929
Greater Manchester, go on though..

>>34846596
Normies like to ruin everything; that's their nature. Best remedy is to simply ignore them.

>>34846596
Normie here.
>28/job/married
I think i come here because ive been coming here for so long it feels weird going anywhere else.

>>34846596
>Why do you people even come here?

Because it's comfy, or at least it used to be

>All the fucking sites you could go to
Like where? what other anonymous image boards are there that aren't focused on one topic like /pol/ or /diy/ or /fit/

Honestly, traps are a a bigger cancer because they have /lgbt/, and waifufags have /a/

>>34846596


>get out normie'd by alpha normies
>come to r9k to feel better about themselves

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Good evening, /britfeel/!
How have your Mondays gone?
How will the night elves of the thread's night be?

I hope you're all doing well and whatever you got/get up to you have a blast!

Maybe a call for all waifus, husbandos and trainfus alike?

>tfw unlocked the ability to make canals in cities skylines
http://i.imgur.com/ni50xmg.jpg
It was the dawn of a new era, in Lencadia.

hmm

just microwaved some cheese and then mixed some flour in to make a roux of sorts

wouldn't recommend

>>34846655

Why get married? What made you do it when you could just cohabit

>>34846611
>These girls are adorable.

I want to throw a bucket of acid over them smelly whores.

>>34846666
nice quads

what's your pc setup lad?

>>34846693
>smelly whores.
They have the cleanest channel imaginable. Shut your faggot mouth.

>>34846691
Honest reason, didnt have any reason not too and she wanted the married with children thing.

>>34846666
>a call for all waifus

I'm not a retarded manchild, so I don't have a waifu

>>34846714
Go and watch your weird bullshit and fuck off cunt

>>34846661
>Like where?
idk, perhaps some place where you're not surrounded by people you have nothing in common with and look down upon at every opportunity

>>34845980
What should I ask the barber for lad?

>>34846717

If it works out, then no harm done, but it's a massive risk with very little payout.

Do you have children yet?

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>on the flower festival in stardew valley
>get rejected by everyone
I play this to escape real life not relive it

>>34846745
brit feel is pretty decent compared to alot of other places. people have decent convosations here sometimes. what other anonymous website exist? reddit is shite.

>>34846750
Stardew Valley looks pretty comfy, reminds me of Animal Crossing

>>34846745

I don't look down on Virgins/NEETs, although I do admit to looking down on trannies and waifufags

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>>34846027

I need to film and edit a project by the end of the week, but I keep fucking it/getting bailed on by friends. If I don't hand it in by Friday I'm off the course, and totally, unequivocally shafted.

Internet died so this took me half an hour to post.

Watching collateral lads. Tom cruise is a bad man in this film. A BAD LAD

>>34846749
Not yet, doubt my dick works to be fair but need to wait a year of trying (she came off the pill 5 months ago) becore docs will test me.

We both have seperate bank accounts, our financies (minus the rent) is seperate, were prertt independent. So really other than the 10k we investex in the wedding its not a major loss.

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>>34845103

Shipman was a total normie, he had a gf, then wife and 4 fucking children.

>>34846750

>Stardew Valley

More like CASUAL valley lmao

Play a proper game like LoL or SC2

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>>34846714

>instant noodles challenge
>pumpkin challenge
>easy bake oven challenge
>slime challenge
>lego challenge
>dace challenge

Thats just the last 4 months


Utter shite m8

acid bath challenge when?

>>34846623
>>34846106

This. >>34846819

It wouldn't take more than an hour or two/

>>34846850

10k for a wedding, jesus chris anon.

I am happy for you though, you must have been a robot at one point if you've been here that long, and there's no need for you to feel unwelcome because some autists here can't handle it.

>>34846885
You could probably jerk it to this double twin yoga challenge.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6tL5FUr_RI&t=359s

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>>34846905
>because some autists here can't handle it.
not really that but why the fuck would you spend so much on a wedding

my parents got married and spent barely anything

>>34846819
Is that a real turtle? What is wrong with it?

Do you need help? I have two hands and a face.

>>34846850
>We both have seperate bank accounts
>our financies is seperate,

Your spelling is typical of a married man - i.e. one with a low IQ.

Also when you get divorced you finances will be going to your whore wife. Basically you're in for a surprise if you think your finances are 'separate'. EL OH EL!

>>34846945

They just kind of look like that.

Are you willing to appear on camera? Can we use your house/flat?

>>34846905
Aye, best part is, thats the cheaper side. Everyone i speak.to.spent at least double that.

To be fair, if it wasnt for the wife id probably still be jobless living at my parents (stayed with my brother when i met her, she was friends with his gf and they hooked me up, weve lasted a lot longer.) Her paying for a lot of stuff made me decide to actively seek a job.

Asking again

How much money do you have?
How much money would make you happy?
I see so many people with no money and I literally have no idea how people afford to live or pay rent. I'm saving and investing and I just feel like it won't be enough until I'm getting 1k a month in dividends so I can relax

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>>34846786
I wish, it was up until this point. Just like real life I get rejected by everyone and stand in the corner while they dance.

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>>34846666
checked
and posting.
not been up to much. just doin the same thing i do everyday, sat chilling on the couch getting high,after slavery . just stuffing the last bit of tea in my mouth, then it's splif, shave, splif then maybe bed. am breddy tired desu, lad

>>34847003
I have no money to my name.
about 5k would sort out my problems which would in turn make me happier

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>>34847025
Sorry to hear that lad...

I had the same experience at a dance in school

>>34847043

How do you live with no money saved?

>>34847027
I want to succ those tits

>>34846932
Some people wamt married at a venue not the council office.
Plus my gf has a huge family.
But themain reason, her mum is one of those ghetto snobs who try to be better than her sisters so she had so much shit she convinced the wife to get (despite not putting a fucking penny towards it.)

>>34847043
I have exactly 5k but am poor NEET and don't know why my next move is. What would you do in my situation?

>>34847003
> Lots of shekels.
> Lots more. Money will never change my personality or make me more sociable though.

It'll take an amount of money that's unrealistic for most people to save to allow you to live off your savings. Take your savings and start a business creates value more quickly. Once you've sold that, invest enough to live off the interest.

>>34847091

Honestly I'd look for a free degree in Finland and do that

>>34846994
Yes and no. Unless you want your school project to be filmed in someone's mum's damp and grotty basement.

>>34847071
I live with my mum, I was working but my car kicked the bucket, I lost my job and now I have no money.

>>34847091
If I had your 5k, I would pay off my debt, buy another car and start making money again

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>tfw I question whether I want to continue living or not, and come to the conclusion that whilst I may pine for death, on an existential level I fear non-existence too much, so I end up in the terrifying limbo of not wanting to do life, and not wanting to off myself.

Know... know that feel lads? Heh, heh.

Fucking end my misery.
>>34846666
Nice Satan quints, Satan.
Posted

>>34847119
You can do that as a British citizen? Or are you Finnish?

>>34846666
>Maybe a call for all waifus, husbandos and trainfus alike?
how do i get a waifu?

>>34847025
I was playing it in college and that happened to me too, gave all of my trash and clay to Leah and she still rejects me.... why....

>>34847114

I think I'd have enough to live off my savings in about 6 or 7 years, but after working for almost 2 years I don't even think I can do that. A single guy living frugally could easily live off 10k in the UK, which would be about 250k invested. I've got into the habit of saving everything I have so it's entirely possible but I fucking hate my job

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>>34846666
>http://i.imgur.com/ni50xmg.jpg

>canals

Is it a mod? DLC? Can boats travel on them? SO MANY QUESTIONS

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>>34847120

You haven't read the script yet.

ANY OTHER TAKERS!? TO ENSURE MY FATHER DOESNT REGRET TELLING ME HOW PROUD HE IS OF ME?!

>>34847139

You can do it as a British citizen yeah. I'm not Finnish but I want to move there for some reason and education would be one way. Else you need to have savings which I have, but I'm scared of moving somewhere, not getting a job and losing my money

>>34847073
nooo
you can't
that's naughty desu

>>34847164
let me breed with your waifu

>>34847164
they've been in the game for a while
(though I think you need one of the dlcs for it (maybe))

boats can't use them, they're just for water physics

>>34847139
>>34847180

Also I randomly met a 24 year old guy on Killing Floor 2 from Birmingham who moved to Finland and lives with his GF. He has about 20k saved but doesn't spend anything and his GF owns the place. Also his cousin told him how he used to suck dicks in return for cigarettes

>>34847195
>they're just for water physics

So you can use them to prevent a dam overflowing or something?

I did like C:S but I just wish it had any challenge whatsoever, it hardly counts as a "game" apart from the ballache of managing traffic.

>>34847246
>So you can use them to prevent a dam overflowing or something?
yeah that can work

they did add disasters with the latest DLC and if you have them on an automatic setting you have to set up lots of buildings and services to deal with the random disasters
also there's scenarios too

>>34846559
>29
>High status job
>Share city centre flat with gf
>Slept with 12 women

WHY AM I HERE ALL I EVER DO IS FUCK THINGS UP NOW SHE WILL NEVER TALK TO ME AGAIN. I WANT TO DIE. THATS IT. I DONT DESERVVE TO BE HERE ANYMORE. THE WORLD IS BETTER OFF WITH OUT ME. WHY ME FOR FUCKS SAKE. WHY DO I DESERVE THIS

>>34847306
Story time lad

I watched every episode of black mirror today. It was pretty good

>>34847306
Tell us the story, you'll feel better.

I fucked my cousin when I was staying with her in America. Now she's planning on coming over here to stay for a couple of months. I really dont want to do it again I hear she's gotten even fatter.

>>34847336
watched it in early 2015

was the new season any good?

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My little brother (10) asked me what it is I keep looking at so I show him some memes. I showed him poo poo pee pee pepes. Did I fuck up? He found it hilarious.

what you listenting to lads?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MiXgOQ9_-RI

>>34847331
>>34847340
the girl who i kissed didnt speak to me 4 days after she slept at someones house so i sent her an angry text. she said she is not going to put up with behaviour and is done with me.

>>34847364
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-CuyLbC2TZo

>>34847376

Bitches don't get bitches.

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>>34847364
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTQeHeWT9y4

>>34847376
She was just looking for an excuse, now she's fucked another lad and she's just taking the opportunity to drop you now.

>>34847364
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5AkBBQWZR4&t=1s

>>34847418
>>34847425
i hate her now. she underestimated my power. i will reveal myself to her when she least expects and she will wish she didnt mess with me. there is a reason no one speaks my name.

>friend and his gf are having a kid
>friend works through his money, planning out how to pay for the kid
>reckons he's got it sorted
>calls me today
>turns out its twins
>his face when

Press F to pay respects to my friends finances

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>>34847464
>she will wish she didnt mess with me

>>34847452
that still makes me angry

that stepdad is such a fucking prick

>>34847464
>there is a reason no one speaks my name.

Is it because you don't have any friends and your mum calls you "baby"?

>>34847351
yeah it was good

>>34847491
>stepdad
How do you know it's a stepdad.

>>34847497
i am a master of the dark arts.

who /northampton/ here

who /nottingham/ here?


oregano with kebab

Just got called an Indigo Child. Unless that means 'totally fucked up weirdo' I dont think they know what they're talking about.

>>34846703
Thanks for perusing!
i7, HD7900, 16gig RAM

>>34846722
a catto or doggo is fine too!

>>34847027
Thanks for checking!
Bet you're knackered after working AND keeping the thread alive at the expense of your phone charge. You deserve some comfy rest!

>>34847138
I've felt those feels before too, Saber anon but please don't go!
I have no idea of your personal situation or the reasons why you feel this way but if you need someone to talk, vent or discuss things with you can add me on steam if you'd like.
We'd be sad if we didn't see you any more!

>>34847148
You look inside the depths of your heart and think of the 2d girl that resides there!

>>34847164
It comes with the game! Don't think you can get boats on them though unfortunately.

>>34846559
>21
>Student
>mid-2000 small car
>Flatmates
>No, current partner

>>34847354
"It was so funny mummy, big bro showed me a pic of someone pulling a poop out of his bum and stabbing someone with it! and he had his willy out and was weeing!"

think before you do something creepy.

>>34847350
>an incest post gets ignored
What happened to this board?

I have a problem lads. My girlfriend has found out that my ex was a model.

She's incredibly insecure about it now, despite being gorgeous herself. Any way that I can smooth this over?

>>34847553
its some new age bull shit. its pretty much just an autistic person. its probably only autistic people that believe in that shit so ya know

>>34847622
is this a troll? Why did you dump some model bint?

>>34847622
Move her in to your new property in greece and let her chill for a couple weeks.

>>34847350
why don't you want to do it again you fag? if my cousin wanted to fuck me I'd do it as much as she wanted no matter what

can't stop wanking to asmr

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>>34847556
>if you need someone to talk, vent or discuss things with you can add me on steam if you'd like.
I appreciate the offer, but I'm mostly fine. Doubt I'll end up offing myself due to the aforementioned existential angst. And my feelings on suicide are summed up neatly by pic related.

Lads little bit of advice here. Next time you're buying some noodles, if you haven't already, get yourself some koka noodles spicy stir-fry flavour. Its like koka's upper class variant. You get not just one seasoning packet, but a seasoning packet and a packet of oil. Mix these together in a bowl then just mix the noodles in without any juice. Its real good shit. Add an egg in if you're feeling saucy.

>>34847629
I fucked it up. She dumped me when she found out that I shagged her flatmate.
>>34847642
I don't have a property in Greece. Just got a semi detached in Bristol.

How best do I quit diet soda lads? I'm trying to work out a way to determine if it's the phenylalanine or aspartame I'm hooked to.

Are there any good teas to change this for?

>>34847350
i remember your story lad, didn't you say she was wanting to get serious or something. wasn't that why you left?
how did she end up inviting herself over?

>>34847660
Maybe I'll start eating gourmet delights like that if I get a job in an upper class call center

>>34847643
I did it pretty much everyday for 3 months. Her husband was a literal cuck who was into it. Then she started getting all weird and emotional and got my name tattooed on my arm and I shut that shit down. Sex is one thing but I'm not going to actually date a family member.

>>34847647
link us some of your material lad

>>34847661
Pics of flatmate/exgf or gtfo.

Just do some lovely shit for valentines. Get some earphones, put them on some relaxing music and tell her to lay down. Go down like there's no tomorrow but start with a slow massage and then when cuddling after tell her how much she means to you.

Who would win in a fight; DIO, Kamen Rider Kabuto, or Bernard?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JepdnWy28Ds

>>34847683
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNcgu-pioKE&t=1512s

>>34847649
That's fair enough, the offers always there though.
I hope you feel better soon buddy.

>>34847678
if you're going to stick at this, could you plese spell centre our way. it is fucking annoying lad

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>>34847728
>maple
Patrician taste my lad, that accent does things to me too

>>34847747
Thanks. And I hope so too. Life's kind of on pause at the moment. It should get better with time.

>>34847728
>not jerking it to a ASMR kidnapping roleplay

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Dow3IQlIkU&t=213s

>>34847820
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Dow3IQlIkU&t=213s

>>34847573
>mid 2000s small car
is it a corsa?

>>34847683 d
https://youtu.be/oBcJefKpgMc

>>34847556
i am feeling even more knackered now lad, bed is defo calling me. bout 45 min i'll be up in bed. not too much rest though. will be up again in 7 and a half hours. quick splif n post then off back to work

We are not going to make it.

>>34847853
oh lord no, V.A.G.

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>>34847820

>we should have some wine to reduce your performance anxiety

What is this bollocks?! Hahaha!

I've just spent the last hour sitting here waiting for 10pm so I can go to bed without feeling like an 80 year old
I'm fucking broken

>>34847928
Polo fag.

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>>34847573
>mid 2000s small car

objectively the best choice

>>34847928
Not like they are any better, I'll forget watching a polo with 5 pakis in it trying to overtake while the piddly little engine whined like it was about to explode

Love my gf so much lads. its so good having a gf isn;t it.

>>34847649
Is that Dirty Bomb artwork?

>>34847519

Abington here

>>34847550
Shipman was

>>34845914
lmao you look like that wee ned frae Still Game

>>34847480

Kids don't cost that much, literally just nappies, clothes and baby food, not even babyfood if they are breastfed.

>>34847992
Rainbow 6 Siege. God, I used to love Dirty Bomb. Surprising amount of fun for a free to play shooter, though that one guy who could turn invisible was OP as shit.

Any of you lads on the PS3? Looking to get a new game to play online with somebody. Currently on BF4 but I've overplayed it at rank 78. Fuck knows how people get to rank 140 without hating the game

>>34847985

Yeah it is, shame I'm single atm

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>>34847354
I hope you showed him the best one

>>34847943
I got up a 8:30 for therapy, back in bed by 12pm. slept till 530pm.
just eaten my tea and now im ready for bed also.

wonder if normies have a nice early night also.

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>>34847354
my favorite, because its so simple.

beware pepe is now a Nazi hate symbol for normies, if he starts drawing that shit at school

>>34847625
She said I was the only indigo child other than herself that she'd met. Is that some kind of hippy pick up line?

>>34848159
stay away from hippies, they are fucking mental

>>34847985
It's a fucking nightmare. Anyone who enjoys spending a large amount of time with another human being is a lunatic.

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>Gf crying
>Feels lost and hopeless
>Giving in to despair
>Losing hope for the future
>Get a raging erection
This says nothing positive about me

>>34848049
Negro get mass effect 3 and ill play with you. Its the onky game i still play on the ps3, well that and battlefield 3 and tlou every now and then, play me3 pretty much everyday tho

>>34848172
I'm sure she is. But...I mean...my penis, you know?

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>tfw no Emily gf
She will be mine.

The penis speaks louder than the brain I'm sure but I'm warning you now hippies are toxic

>>34847726
It definitely will, take care friendo.

>>34847894
Aye I stayed up a bit too late last night and now I'm paying the price, beddy bos soon me thinks.
have a good night snek anon

>>34848211
Can I jump straight to online? I can't really play single player anymore, it gets me too lonely.

What's your PSN, lad?

Why the fuck are we having face painting and balloon models at work. It's a fucking B&Q, there's jack shit here for kids. Fuck off

>>34847677
>how did she end up inviting herself over?
She had a miscarriage, her marriage is a bit rocky, and Trump got elected. So she wants to 'take some time to find herself' or some shit. I just really dont want that to involve my penis.

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>>34848317
Yeah dooder u can hop right in, its without a doubt my favorite multiplayer, plus me3 is cheap as shit now
Psn is TheZombifiedTaco

what's the point in the age of consent being 16 when you need to be 18 to go on tinder or be a prossie? all I want is to fuck cute 16 year olds. I hear of ugly chavs doing it so why not me? life just isn't fair.

>>34848370
Age/from btw?

I'm fucking 26 this month, but I don't feel it nor do I welcome it

>>34848194

Same thing happened to me and she wasn't even my girlfriend!

Got a job in recruitment today, working for Reed.

This is going to be awful, isn't it.

>>34848434
19, 20 in march, from az. Life is bretty much
>go to work
>play me3
>sleep

>>34848493
Why are you in a bongthread? I want to play with my fellow bonglanders

>>34848353
I'm surprised she hasn't found herself, the fat cunt must show up on radar.

>>34848344
yeah, that sounds fun
will it be just you and her in the house or you live with family

>>34848523
Thanks for the you but it isn't mine

>>34848344
sorry lad
>>34848523 meant for>>34848344
>>34848532
yeah that's why i did this

>>34848565
What the fuck am I reading. Put down the special brew lad fucking hell

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>>34848532
>Returning a (You) given in error
Honest anon, you are too sweet and pure for this world. Take this extremely rare meme with my blessing.

>>34847946
>>34847976

Wrong again lads.

>>34848580
i'm not on special brew lad.
will have to blame stupidity for that 1.

>>34848513
I didnt w5ven realize it was a bong thread teebeeh my bad, tired as shit

>>34848194
>having a gf
CHAD GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY BRITFEEL FUCKING NORMIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Rag'n'Bone Man is pretty good, lads.

There are people not from England posting in this thread RIGHT NOW!

>>34848698
Nah mate fuck off is he. My mum made me go pick up his album from HMV yesterday and she's been playing it non-stop it's fucking gash

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>tfw staying an extra week in holland

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3b6nb-f5Qc

what you up to lads i'm rolling a fat one

>>34848516
She's 'worried about coming over here in case people think she's a typical fat American'. Like that's an unfixable problem.

Mom wont get my digestives lads, i'm hungry

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I have an odd feel lads.

I really want to start playing piano but I can't afford one. I feel like every day I don't have one is wasted because it takes a long time to get good at piano.

Feelsbadman.

>>34848698
I bet you drink JD and coke while wearing tesco brand yeezys, nibbling on twiglets and playing football manager. FUCK YOU

>>34848773
Bet she's just playing that Human song, the one repeated on the radio, over and over again.
There's other stuff. And it's pretty good, m8.

>>34848809

Get a keyboard off gumtree m8

>>34848841
>hating on tesco brand anythings and twiglets
You're not one of us

So lads, Valentine's Day tomorrow and need gift ideas.

Met a girl back home on Tinder at christmas and the first date went well, we're still chatting and plan to see each other again at the weekend.

She stays 500 miles away (I attend a different uni) and need to get her a nice gift (which fits in the bracket of potential gf but still too soon to say)

Thought about getting her a Disney mug of her fave character and a card, think I should get something else but don't know what.

I'm going to be using public transport at the weekend and don't want to make it obvious (like getting flowers, chocolates are not for young people)

Need help basically

>>34848847
Nah it's on vynyill so she's playing the whole thing each time. Utter wank

>>34848841
N-no, I drink water while wearing sweatpants, nibbling on bread and playing Rimworld. Be nice.

>>34848859
I got a job wearing a suit from Tesco so they have my back everytime

>>34848865

In my normie days I bought my gf a belly button de-fluffer brush.

>>34848865
Get her a nigger you utter cuck. She's probably sucking dick on the daily.

>>34848865
sounds like a terrible idea desu. girls don't like romance anymore, they find it creepy

>>34848865
>500 miles away
What fucking country is she living in, m8?

If she's from the mainland then drop her.

>>34848809
Same. apart from theres no room in my shit room so I'm waiting till I get my own place, god knows when that will be i'm already almost 24 and an eternal NEET who can't look after himself

>>34848937
I'm in St Andrews, but I'm from England originally.

Before we get drawn into the whole LDR debate, if something happens out of it then it does, if we both look elsewhere while we're apart then that's what you would expect right?

I'm just looking for gift ideas that's all

i wish i had an angel gf. a beautiful or average girl who looked after me. im probably going to never get married or end up with a ham beast. im lucky i have even lost my virginity.

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>>34846345
Get a fashy haircut like the sutust you are

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>>34848932

if this is true it's sad as fuck, anime girls don't find it creepy.

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About to stick myself with this lads.

>>34849085

Oestrogen? blox

>>34849051
not him but yeah, most girls find it creepy unless you have been going out for a while. i was dating a girl afew months ago and i asked her what flowers she likes and she got creeped out and it actually ended in her breaking up with me.

wish i was joking

>>34849098
Testosterone and Deca.

>>34849085
surely not a lethal dose?

Literally fall asleep every day at work, lads. I think people are making comments but nobody is comfortable bringing it up. I have a pretty easygoing desk job, can get through most of the day without speaking to anyone but it might bite me in the arse some day.

I average six hours of sleep a night which I know isn't great but I used to get by on less not too long ago. I also seem to get strong hallucinations. Not sure if you could call it daydreaming. Especially focused on my computer monitor. For example I think im controlling a character going across the screen and I'm not sure how to interpret the symbols, or the white space starts to look like clouds moving through a pale sky really fast.

Not very vivid visually but my imagination really goes with it. I think I'll have to see my gp eventually. Would they most likely prescribe some sleeping tablets rather than a ritalin type drug?

>>34846040
i would go get that sorted out lad or you could have bum cancer

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>Be a young man
>Decide to go to medical school
>This is the first step in a very long journey

Fast forward a few decades

>Be mid 50s
>This journey has been going on for over 30 years
>Have racked up well over 200 kills
>Easily the most prolific killer in Britain ever
>Probably the most prolific in the history of the world

How do you think he felt?

>>34849085
is that an empty syringe?

>>34849169
>How do you think he felt?
Honestly? Probably a bit bored.

>>34849104
That's pretty sad, bruv. What's the problem with that?

>>34849176
no>>34849120


origon

>>34848865
All women like chocolates, you fucking retard.

>>34849215
my mummy doesn't

>>34849184
>What's the problem with that?

dont know. she said it was moving too fast. i thought it would of been cute. girls normally get flaky with me after a few dates.

>Somehow got a date.
>Don't know what to do
>she keeps pestering me for a plan
>Say we're going Five Guys because she expressed an interest in going
>feels wrong cus it's a burger joint

Literally know idea what I'm doing lads.

>>34849235
So she just wanted slutty fun? You dodged a bullet, there.

>>34849266
your fucked mate

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>hey anon, got anything special planned this valentines day?
>nah, not this year! ahaa

>>34848953
>tfw every time I try to improve I give up after two days because what's the point
wish I had someone to help me, not even my parents care

>>34849311
>tfw I am going to get drunk and watch the snooker on valentines day
doesn't bother me in the slightest

>>34849306
She said she liked it tho! She liked the idea!

>>34849266
What are you going to do after the 'meal' is over after ten minutes?

>>34849347
Go to a bar or pub I guess.

>>34849277
dont think she just wanted slutty fun. she probably went out with me in the first place because she imagined me to be something i am not. most girls dont realize how autistic i am at first.

not really bothered about it now tbqh but was at the time

>>34849311

>Yeah! But if I tell you about it they might call you as a witness later on!
>*blank, icy stares*

Just finished collateral. Wish I was a cool badass sociopath. Then I wouldn't have all these feels.

>>34849169
A hell of a lot of GPs put their older patients to sleep.

what good anime can i get on bluray that is region 2? i have cowboy bebop, kill la kill, and mobile suit gundam.

>>34845182
Tiger breast best bread.

>>34849335
Rather do this than go on a shit date anyday of the week.

>>34849455

I'd say it's all but certain some have, I wonder how many, and if anyone has topped shipman's tally yet.

Though I imagine the Shipman case would have made them so paranoid, very few if any, still do.

>>34845182
It looks closer to a leopard pattern than that of a tiger. They should call it leopard bread instead

>>34849155
Can you legitimately not sleep for longer than 6 hours? Sleep deprivation can cause hallucinations

Any of you lads called 'Emile'?

>>34849624
No Emiles here, son

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>>34845103
.
.
.
.
.
---
>Contestant comes into the studio
>Lagging behind the other contestant
>Thinks he can make a complicated word
>Wants me to give him a vowel
>Give him a lethal dose of morphine instead

>electric heater has stopped working properly
>phone won't charge properly
>no other access to internet
>stuck kneeling by socket using phone whilst plugged in with small charger
>phone keeps turning off
>Got bored of ff9
>mattress feels super damp from cold

Can it get any worse lads?

>>34847673
black or green

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Who /GreyCowlOfNocturnal/ here?

>>34849690
wish i could give you a warm cuddle, lad

>>34849690

It'll be getting milder soon lad

Lads getting worried about my date. Can I get a reservation at this time?

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Guess I've been away from britfeel for a while, but holy shit Kays now got Merch. Hopefully she can sell enough to get a cure for Lees cheese disease.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UuURvy48vvU

>>34849746
SELL OUT
the memes over boys

why do girls have nice potties lads?

>>34846959
>you finances will be going to your whore wife
>'separate'

You're awfully cocky for someone with a personal pronoun instead of a determiner, and quotations that are incorrectly quoted. If you're quoting him to take the piss you should spell it as he spelled it: 'seperate'.

Your post is typical of a pseudo-intellectual aiming for petty point scoring - i.e one with a low IQ

Can we get a list of official britfeel memes?

>>34849719
>>34849722
Thanks guys. The (you)s help me feel connected to reality.

>tfw no Nintendo Valentines Direct to look forward to this year
fuck the new President, Iwata knew how to look after the fans better

>>34849690
power cut,phone dies and you're left sat in darkness.
guessing that would make it worse eh?

>>34849833

pedantic anon BTFO

>>34849836

- East Devon
- Shipman
- Job Centre/bennies
- Kays cooking

there are probably more

Are 20 quid gloryholes open on valentines day?

>>34849892
Upper Class call centres and Kettle Chips

>>34849155
If I really dedicated myself I could maybe hit 8 hours max. I just struggle to fall asleep. Don't fancy lying in bed bored out of my skull for an hour.

The weird thing is that at work I'll get really sleepy, then maybe somebody says something to me and I jolt back to normal and I'll be okay for an hour or two, then I'll slip again.

Okay lads help me choose a film


>Sing
>La La Land
>Lego Batman

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im in a group chat with lee kieran and silas and managed to befriend them, an argument has started

do you think we can get lee to stream on twitch?
https://youtu.be/TcT3tbr2rMs

>>34849892
Poleaboo
Tiger bread
>hottest newest fresh from the bakers meme
Thread theme tune

>>34849942
Lego Batman, if only because they're bringing back the C-List Batman villains, like Gentleman Ghost, and the Condiment King

>>34849734
When do you want to use this reservation?

>>34849978
Typical fucking silas

>>34849942
are you by any chance gay anon?

>>34849942
I've seen la la land.
I would see it over the other two.
Ending will make you reee however

>>34850037
kieran is very emotional and is fame hungry

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>no (yous) for my Grey Cowl cosplay

Therapist's getting an earful this week.

>>34849706
haha cool meme my fellow 12 year old!

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http://www.strawpoll.me/12334070

http://www.strawpoll.me/12334070

http://www.strawpoll.me/12334070

http://www.strawpoll.me/12334070

If you don't reply to this Strawpoll your milk will curdle in your sleep tonight

>>34850091
I've voted and my area makes me want to die

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>>34849942
This seems Britfeel friendly