NORMIES GTFO

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>>34845397
Agree

kgjgj

>>34845397
You cant make the nories leave, sadly. They love coming here to feel good about themselves.

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>>34845397
>Having received a kiss is fine
Fuck off

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>>34845397
>Not having sex
I'm a robot who has sex with many different women all the time. I have difficulties speaking and I'm quite shy.

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>>34845436
ITS NOT FAIR THIS BOARD BELONGS TO US! FUCK NORMIES I CAN'T FUCKING DEAL WITH THIS ANYMORE!!!

can i still be a robot if i paid for sex

>>34845480
>difficulties speaking and I'm quite shy.

You've had sex so you're clearly not.

Someone liked you enough to get naked and do the most intimate and infatuated thing possible with you.

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>>34845480
>"I'm a robot"
>has sex

Go fuck yourself

>>34845488
I know how you feel famalam, only wish wizchan was faster.
>>34845507
Ya man, it doesn't count.
>>34845480
This bait is just weak.

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>>34845480
>sex
>women
>many women
>robot
>BUT DUDE I AM SHY DUDE GURLS DONT LIEK ME
Go to a bar with your friends and stop visiting this board.

>>34845507
Yes, but only once. If you've done it multiple times that implies you have the money to spare which means you're successful = not robot

>>34845397
This board was a second /b/ for original content. I don't give a fuck about you virgins complaining. Stop trying to take over the board with your bullshit.

>>34845578
Fucking this. I'm so sick of hearing a bunch of 19 year old college kids complaining all the time.

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>>34845578
This be robotland, boy.

You better leave right the fuck now or bad things will happen.

>>34845578
>>34845612
Then go to /b/ or /soc/ you retarded fucks. This board is for lonely virgins now.

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>>34845578
>>34845612
go back to /r/4chan then, dudemigos

>>34845612
Everyone and their mother knew what this board was about before coming here. Either you're trolling or you're a fucking retard.

>>34845620
I hope good things come to you, anon.

>>34845628
No. Petition Hiroshimoot to create a /vir/ board for you.

>>34845638
I've been here since the start of r9k cunt. Go join an incel forum and cry there.

>>34845620
>NEETS and Virgins triggered
>Hate me even more cause Im a tripfag as well as a normalfag
Feels good desu

>>34845664
>Claims to be a tripfag
>Doesn't use a trip

Jesus Christ...

>>34845660
No, fuck off. /r9k/ was not originally intended to be a faggoty beta feels circle jerk.

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NORMIES NEED TO GOOOOOO

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>>34845710
Well it is. Don't like it?

leave

>>34845710
And you weren't originally intended to be a failure of a human being, but that didn't turn out too well, did it?

>>34845710
This guy gets it. I think I saw you in a thread a couple of hours ago.

>>34845750
It's not. And us "normies" are going to stay and keep reminding you sad, tantrum throwing cunts that we're here to stay.

>>34845764
Don't project, anon.

4chan was not intended for normies in the first place so why so much hate for virgins having at least one board for them?

>>34845442
Don't worry anon you're hardly missing out. If anything I'm more bummed about having made out with a girl cause the lack of sex afterwards killed my nuts

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Why are normo's so insecure to the point they feel they need to 'integrate' everyone to be like them?

Where's that screencap about women ruining things because they want attention, normo's are about the same

>>34845778
>muh projection
Plebbit is that way
>>34845782
>>34845792
Because normies can't stand not being accepted somewhere.

>>34845778
>"This guy gets it."
>literally (you)ing yourself

Wew

>>34845397
Most /r9k/ posters are soft ass white suburbanites that have never wanted for anything. If that's not normie as fuck I don't know what is.

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>>34845782
>4chan was not intended for normies in the first place so why so much hate for virgins having at least one board for them?
this

out of all the fucking places online, why come here

>>34845806
On your way then. I'm sure there's a incel forum there for you. Normies are accepted all over 4chan. We comprise the majority.

>>34845827
I'm >>34845683
There is no way >>34845710
Can be me too retard. Don't make me screencap to prove your dumbass wrong

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>all these plebbid posters

>>34845868
Of all the possible boards to visit he thinks they'd visit here...

>>34845843
The jokes on you, I live in a rual shithole.
>>34845851
So they can feel better about themselves.
>>34845827
Yup, look at the poster count.
>>34845864
>being this much of a plebbit fag
wew lad

>>34845843
jamal, quit camping in the mcdonalds lobby using their wifi on your stolen phone

>>34845868
What do you expect? These threads always go the same way. Normies come here to feel good about themselves and telling them to leave only makes them wanna spite robots more.

>>34845884
Don't be so hateful, Anon. I want good things for you.

>>34845899
/r9k/ is for everybody. It was always a second /b/

>>34845884
>The jokes on you, I live in a rual shithole.

Just pointing out that the majority of people on this board seem to be 19-ish and currently in college, most likely being paid for by their well off parents. They've lived the very definition of a privileged, normie life.

>>34845397
How about replying to me instead of going and making your own thread you fucking pussy?
>>34845029
Daily reminder that stupid virgin NEETs ARE NOT real robots.

>>34845926
This bait is made in China.

>>34845926
>shilling your own shitty thread in a thread with twice as many replies

I'm not OP but you need to die bro

>>34845878
They love to come here so they can feel better about themselves, it's literaly the only reason. It's kinda sad, really, how they love punching down.
>>34845908
>Don't be so hateful, Anon. I want good things for you.
Prove it.
>>34845913
>19-ish
I hope to god this isn't true. But, it would explain a lot.

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I've had sex before only because I had a friend that knew me since we were little kids, so when we were about 16, we used to steal all my dad's beer from the cooler without him never finding out who was drinking his beers, he never thought I was doing it because I was a kid. We used to get drunk talking shit in my room, everybody in my house thought she was my girlfriend, but she really wasn't. She just used to come to my house because she liked to drink alcohol and she couldn't get it anywhere because of her age. We got really drunk and she passed out in my arms. One day she noticed I had a boner, she touched it and asked me if I have ever had sex before, I said no, asked her the same, she said no, we end up having sex just to experiment it. We used to do the same for almost a year, until the day I heard she got a boyfriend, I feel devastated knowing that I'll never have sex with her again, she's married now and has 2 kids, while I'm still here mourning why I'm not able to get a girl to have sex with me, I was just lucky. I'm ugly as fuck, I was just lucky. I feel nervous around girls and I don't know what to say when I'm around them.

Am I still a robot? I consider myself one.

>>34845961
The average age here is definitely in the 18-22 range. 25+ posters are the minority.

>>34845961
How do I prove it? What would you like me to do to show you that I want good things for you?

My therapist doubled my dose of Zyprexa after a visit where I had a panic attack and my ears starting ringing and forgot where I was in the waiting room.

>>34845973
Now you are.
But at 16 you were a turbo-chad.
Having cool girls that like to drink fall in your arms is a huge thing.

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>>34845989
>25+ posters are the minority
>mfw 32

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>>34845480
CAAAAAAAAW
CAAAAAAAAW
Normies like you need to die, beta uprising when?

>>34845973
In the arms of kek, we find solace. You are forgiven for your sins and may return to the halls of NEETdom

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>>34846042
Forgot image

I'm a fag

>>34845973
If you really are as ugly as you say, then yes, you are a robot.
>>34845995
Wait, what post was yours, again?
>>34845995
That kinda makes me sad tbqh

>>34846071
Does it matter which post was mine Anon? Does it change the sentiment?

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>>34845397
normies here to mock us and feel superior.
But i don't blame them. Who wants to be us ?
Emotionless dudes whom live has been desperately broken to the point that the most basic human needs and feels seems so alien to us.

I don't have to the courage to end it but i deeply wish a meteorite to obliterate my existence from this univers.
Let them laugh at us anon. Who gives a fuck anymore at this point. Fk this gay earth and fk them.

>>34845397
I feel that it is the role of the cyborgs to help teach robots about the dangers of the modern woman and protect them. You should be proud to be a kissless virgin.

Women only bring about trouble and pain. They will stab you in the back when you are at your weakest. There are little to no pure women left, at least in the west. You'd do better just to stick with 2D, it's all that's left.

>>34845397
I was raped by a woman, does that count?

>>34846113
I guess not, but I cannot imagine a normie having anything other than negative feelings for a robot,
>>34846130
Yup, the normies love punching down.
>>34846132
I wouldn't know famalam.
>>34846137
Story?

>>34846036
got any wizard powers yet bro?

I've had sex with 17 women

I broke up with a girlfriend about a week ago but we're on exclusive friends-with-benefits terms. I go over, I fuck, I leave...maybe a massage.

I've been on /r9k/ and 4chan as a whole just about everyday since 2007.

What does that make me?

I think you guys are pointing all the blame at others rather than trying to improve yourselves.

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>tfw ehen kisseeles virgin
im not that bad looking to.

>>34846132
You don't mean this. You're just scared due to all of the fucking shitty stories you've heard.

>>34846161
Is this an American thing? I literally don't understand why robots think normies would feel nothing but negativity for them.

>>34846130
Don't think about ending it, anon.

>>34846170
>What does that make me?

A colossal normie

>>34846170
>I think you guys are pointing all the blame at others rather than trying to improve yourselves.
No point in playing a rigged game, when my best is still worse than chad's worst. Also, way to be a bragging faggot.
>>34846176
You probably arent as good looking as you think, I used to think that way too, but I was proven wrong.
>>34846199
>Is this an American thing? I literally don't understand why robots think normies would feel nothing but negativity for them.
Because they come here to make fun of us and feel better about themselves. Why would a normie come here otherwise?

>>34846161
probably got roofied and the woman made him cum inside herself

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>>34846170
Why do you come to a board populated by virgins where 60% of threads can be summed up with "tfw no gf"

Sadistic tendencies I imagine

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>>34846024
I was nowhere near being a chad, senpai
I was just lucky enough because she liked me as her friend. Since I was 14 years old, I've always been the taller guy in class and almost everywhere I went, I guess she liked how tall I was, even though I doubt it. I was 5'11 when I was 14 years old, and I've been 6'4 since I turned 19.

>>34846042
I never expected her to even kiss me due to the fact that I always had insecurities about my looks, I was really surprised she still wanted to be around me... Or maybe because she grew up in an alcoholic household and I was the only one who could provide her alcohol without getting in trouble

>>34846071
I've always been a robot all my life, even though I was able to make some friends, it wasn't as much because they didn't stick around. I was always that shy new kid sitting in the far back by himself observing everything.

I was really lucky, to be honest.
This is what she looks like now, she was really pretty. Been stalking her a lot on Normiebook lately.

>>34846211

But I'm more of a robot than you are. You guys are just virgins who post on /r9k/.

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>>34846166
I can turn apathy into happiness and code red into baja blast

>>34846272
>But I'm more of a robot than you
lmao, how do you work that one out?

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>>34846130
Didn't go to work today because of these feels. What's the point of it? I'll.never be happy, just an endless cycle of self hate and loathing. Tired of wasting my life making someone else rich while everyone goes about their lives happy as shit to be sitting in a cube all day. When does it end?

>>34846238
Well I was on 4chan when I was a virgin 16 year old. I'm 25 now. So I guess I've always been here. As I assume normies have been.

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>>34845480
KYS
Because of this bait

>>34845973
you are a failed normie, or you might be robot, but from your teen's age.
You might be ok here if you are not an asshole becasue you had sex
how old are you?
just don't mock virgins here. and defend us when normies attack us.

>>34846170
>What does that make me?
a super normie plase leave.

>>34846272
what? No really, what the fuck are you on?

Sex = not robot, quit your fucking bragging

>>34846309
Nobody is happy sitting in a cubicle anon. Nobody. I'd rather work retail than work in a cube.

>>34846161
I was hanging out with a couple of female friends and they roofied my food. i knew i was being bill cosby'd but i rolled with it anyway. at least they had the decency to use protection.

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>>34846343
bull fucking shit

now it's original

>>34846238
>>34846256

http://time.com/4435058/millennials-virgins-sex/

I doubt you guys go on reddit, since it's where people can still have a civil conversation online, but even Time magazine acknowledges that this generation as a whole is having less sex than any generation before it.

Why? It's not because you're not social, because you are. You're all here to talk and to vent and to bask in your self-imposed virginity. But you're not around anyone, you're not talking to someone face-to-face, you're not actually in anyone else's presence.

So how do you expect to get laid when you spend all of your social energy on people you could never actually touch? I know a lot of you are introverts, so social contact is tough, but you're not doing yourselves any favors when shitposting and crying is your go-to social activity.

It's your own fault for where you're at. You guys spend too much time at home, in front of a computer, wasting your energy on people who don't matter. Obviously pussy and the conquest to crush said pussy isn't that important to you, or you would have already recognized this glaring flaw in your logic.

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>>34846309
Same here.

>>34846366
Male virgins are still mocked in society.

>>34846272
Pretty low effort bait famalam, at least put some effort into it.
>>34846270
Like I said, if you really are ugly, you are a robot. If you are just an insecure chad, you are not a robot.
>>34846309
>When does it end?
Whenever you want it to end.
>>34846310
>virgin 16 year old
Dude... This just proves my point
>>34846343
While I do feel bad for you, you are not a robot if a woman wanted to have sex so badly with you she resorted to rape. If it was a child support thing, it would be a different story.
>>34846366
No, it's because I'm an ugly fuck. If I was handsome, I could keep doing what I'm currently doing and would be drowning in pussy. And dont start with that normie self improvement shit. None of it will fix my fucked face.
>reddit
>civil conversation online
You mean the place people go to circlejerk and downvote anyone going against the hivemind?

>>34846324
>You might be ok here if you are not an asshole becasue you had sex
I can't make fun of no one when I straightly pointed out that I was really lucky to have sex with that girl.

>how old are you?
About to turn 29 in 2 months. This happened when I was 16, this was 13 years ago. Just pure luck, m8

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>>34846309
anon you replied to here.
I know dude. I have been missing work for like 2 weeks each months.
Well, i can't choose to not work, since i am a foreigner in this country i don't have the benefits. If i don't work, i starve to death.

Sometimes i wonder too. Wf am i doing ? Who am i fooling ? It's been 11 years since i am like this. I have tried anything in my power to improve myself. There is no escape or at least i don't see one.
I hate this gay earth. Hope it gets better for you anon, i know it won't for me.

>>34846366

You want to get laid? Lay off the technology for a while. Put down the phone, the controller, turn off the PC, put the tablet away, turn off the smart fridge, whatever you need to do to remove yourself from the stimulation. Of course nowadays it's sort of impossible, but what you're really looking for is boredom and social starvation. You need to want to look to talk to girls/guys/whatever flavor you want, but you need to be able to do it without a medium except the air that carries the soundwaves.

Now maybe some of you might get lucky and meet a girl online, that would be awesome and I hope it works out for you. But NONE of you will ever meet a girl on /r9k/. I've been here for 10 years, and it has never happened ONCE.

Take a look in the mirror, take a look at your insecurities, research how to fix those, and this will remove a lot of the insecurities and anxieties that we all have and face day to day. After that, it's just a matter of finding the right words.

>>34846419
I'm not sure what point that proves. I was just stating that when I started browsing at 16 I was a virgin. I wasn't implying that I lost it soon after.

>>34846441
>You want to get laid? Lay off the technology for a while. Put down the phone, the controller, turn off the PC, put the tablet away, turn off the smart fridge, whatever you need to do to remove yourself from the stimulation. Of course nowadays it's sort of impossible, but what you're really looking for is boredom and social starvation. You need to want to look to talk to girls/guys/whatever flavor you want, but you need to be able to do it without a medium except the air that carries the soundwaves.
>Normies do all of that, and they still get laid
>Take a look in the mirror, take a look at your insecurities, research how to fix those, and this will remove a lot of the insecurities and anxieties that we all have and face day to day. After that, it's just a matter of finding the right words.
Implying I can affort to fly to another country to get plastic surgery.
>>34846455
Well, did you lose it? They way you worded it made it sound that way.

>>34846441

To end this, it's impossible to go fishing if you never visit a body of water. And once you're at the body of water, fishing gets easier and easier depending on your skills and the tools available.

>>34845397
>Having received a kiss is fine
normie spotted

>>34846481
I did. Is that what you're saying? That losing my virginity made me different for some reason?

>>34846359
>>34846419
the background is spicier. we were hanging out at my grandma's house two weeks after she died. these two female friends were sisters, the older one brought her bf and they were fucking in the bathroom. the younger one was batshit crazy and was into BDSM (she's pretty ugly too, no chance she'll ever get a bf). the younger one was the one that actually whipped me with a belt and raped my willie.

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>>34846366
Where am I supposed to meet girls than?
In my workplace there is right now only 3 girls, all of them are not my type and I'm not their.
I like parties because I will be outsider there.

And one time I went to a group for people who want to social, all of them were autist spergs and it's felt and seems like we outcast from society and that why we at this group.
I didn't came back after one meeting.(normals people don't even go to those meeting)

Evreyone at my age have already their group of friends so I can't even even get in(and I tried)

the problem today is that everything is going to extreme.
so one man has alot of sex with women while alot of men stay virgins

also people usually don't try to make new friends at their workplace

>>34846523
Yes, it did. And if you feel like its no big deal, you are a normie and a idiot.
>>34846527
Well at least be glad you didn't get child support raped.
>>34846485
You cant fish if you got no arms. And arms are to fishing what good looks are to dating.

>>34846575
It didn't. I used to think like you until I lost it. I was very self-conscious about being a virgin and I can imagine that I would have ended up hating women and "normies" if I hadn't been lucky. That's part of the reason why I'm not here to talk shit or be mean because I was like this once and I know that it's not permanent nor is it something negative per se.

>>34846568
He is just spitting normie just world BS.
>>34846660
>permanent nor is it something negative per se.
You know, I actually thought you were pretty cool, but this just proves you are another idiot normie who just spouts "its not that bad", while the haven't been single for more than a couple of months. You know nothing about how it feels to be truly alone and miserable. Don't pretend like you know how it feels, just because you didnt lose your virginity till you were 19. Boo fucking hoo.

>>34846741
>while the haven't been single
Meant to say they

>>34846741
Wrong. I was single for 3 years after my first girlfriend. I thought I'd be alone forever. Bought a fleshlight and just resigned myself to it. The late nights crying. The no friends to talk about it with. I lived alone for two years with not even a pet trying to talk to girls on omegle because I wasn't in school anymore, didn't have a job and didn't go out except to the gym.

I know what it's like. It's fucking horrible.

>>34846806
>3 years
Boo fucking hooo. Try 25 fucking years then come talk to me about how sad you are.

Don't be mad that I relate to you faggots other than having a dry dick. Life is heavy but I worked to not be a virgin loser. A loser maybe but not a virgin.

>>34846575

There are too many ugly married people for your statement to hold any water.

You guys just don't want to hear that 80% of rhe blame is your own mindset.

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had a dream this morning, my non-existent gf dumped me. and i woke up saying "all in all, im just another bf in the wall"

>>34846839
It's not a competition anon. I can imagine it is harder for you than it was for me. And I didn't mean for you to think that I was belittling your experience. I just wanted to say that you don't have to resign yourself to being a virgin.

I don't really know how to try to be supportive of you without coming across in a way you view as negative. There seem to be some preconceived notions on your part. I was only trying to relate with you, not liken my experience to yours.

Do you know what I'm trying to say? I'm not very good at this. Plus I've had some beers.

>>34846896
Excuse me for not wanting a gold digger. I'm sure Melania and Trump have is true love.
Also, have you ever heard anyone way "wow he has such a good mindset, that's so attractive". Of course you didn't. But you sure as hell heard "wow hes hot" at least a few times.
>>34846951
I get you are trying to be helpful, but not all of us can make it, no matter how hard we try.
>>34846950
Fuck, I cant even remeber the last time I had a good dream.

>>34846896
Well of course man, I'm surprised that there's this many guys wallowing in their own bullshit. I mean fuck I have low days too where I wish a woman whould hit me up just for a tiny dose of a dopamine but dammit I can't just sit at home and wait, I gotta give some type of effort.

>>34847034
>Chad being sad he doesnt have a girl on his dick EVERY day
Kek

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>not fully belonging on /r9k/
>not fully belonging in the real world

>>34847002
I think I have more faith in you than you do, Anon.

>>34847067
As long as you dont show it in our faces and you dont spew normie bs, you're ok with me senpai.

>>34847093
no worries my friend, you won't see any "be urself" memes from me

What if multiple women have given themselves up but erection problems and anxiety have killed it for you?

Am I still a robot.

I lost my virginity because of a nymphomaniac, however, I haven't had sex since and that was nearly 6 years ago. Do I get to stay?

>>34847090
You'll just end up disapointed like everyone, so I wouldn't recommend it.
>>34847154
See >>34847093

>>34847057
Why shouldn't I be? Its what I want and I'm not getting it, so as a Chad I'm gonna work to be a fucking Chad. I'm sure that's much better than your plan right? A full day of shitposting on r9k.....mmmmmmmm that's some good shit!!

>>34847144
No, not by definition, but see >>34847093
>>34847117
Wish more people were like you tbqh.

Does getting raped in the ass by your cousin when you were 10 count?

>>34847204
What the fuck
Post greentext?
>>34847197
>A full day of shitposting on r9k
Yeah, its pretty comfy.

>>34847176
Why would I be disappointed? Failing to do something doesn't matter so long as you try.

>>34847234
Thats simply not true.
"I mean, sure all those people died in the fire because you are a shit fireman, but it doesnt matter because at least you tried."

I am a robot in almost every sense except for the fact I have had sex on a few very rare occasions. Is it ok to be here if I only want to help you guys and give you some advice and perspective? I'm not here to ridicule I sincerely want to help you guys get laid if I can.

>>34847261
That's a poor analogy. A poor fireman would either be fired or trained to be a better fireman.

>>34847276
fucking this, I'm not your fucking enemy just because a few women decided I was cool enough to fuck. If I was a grand slam with women I would not be here trust me

I don't really get into anime, I don't live with my parents. But I know most of these feels.

Laughed my ass off at the intp are doomed thread

>>34847344
I would be. Even if I was fucking a new girl every day I'd be here. I don't know what I'll do when 4chan closes. I came from 420chan but stayed because /i/ and /b/ moved faster here and now I never want to go elsewhere.

>>34847276
>>34847344
I hold nothing but disdain for you

>>34845397
I-I paid a hooker to lose my V-card, haven't had sex since then. Am I welcome here?

>>34847276
Depends of what that advice is.
>>34847310
Yes, and those people would still be dead. My point is trying doesn't make the consequences of failure disappear.
>>34847344
>>34847361
So you come here to laugh at how pathetic we are. Don't you think that would warrant some hostility?
>>34847416
Of course famalam.
>>34847401
Why do you come here?

>>34847432

It described my life perfectly. I could laugh just at how accurate this is or I could cry in a corner. I chose the first option

>>34847432
If the outcome is the same regardless then trying really is all that matters.

I come here because it's home I guess. I didn't really have friends in high school and 4chan made me laugh and feel like I belonged. It's really the only website I visit aside from porn and youtube.

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Is jackie 4chan going to have to make /norm/ or something?

Fuck off to /b/ or /soc/ you larp'ing faggots

>>34847531
/b/ is for porn now
/soc/ is for people pretending to socialise while begging for nudes

>>34847531
Then they can't get their fix of laughing at people who are worse off than them.
>>34847487
Good for you, I gues.
>>34847501
I can't help but feel like we're talking past eachother here. My point is you either fail or you dont, saying well at least I tried is not much of a consolation.

>>34847634
If you try and fail you can learn. If you do nothing you're destined to fail and will learn nothing and have no hope of doing things better next time.

I'm going to bed after this beer.

>>34847665
I've been destined to fail since the day I was born, sadly.
But still, it was nice talking to you, you are more resonable than most normies.

>>34847691
I hope life turns around for you anon. You're a good guy. You deserve it. Good night.

>>34847767
Thanks man, that actually means a lot. Goodnight famalam.

>>34847432
My advice is don't give up hope completely. If you are under 40 there is still a chance for you. Leave the house, make friends, leave your comfort zone. If you are out in the world trying something good is bound to happen once in a while. It depends how badly you want relationships and contact. If you are completely resigned to your fate there not much advice to give.

>>34847831
Sadly none of that applies if you are an ugly fuck like me. And no, I cant afford to fly to another country to get plastic surgery.

>>34847857
If that is truly the case, try to stay within your league. I dont think looks matter as much if you are not chasing staceys at the club. Seek more intellectual environments.

I am still fighting to live the normie life someday. 29, still virgin, into trampling and asphyxition only. On the other hand, I have a well payed job and am constantly trying to improve my social skills (failed every time so far, tho)

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>>34845397
Isn't the robot test enough to tell whether you belong to this board or not?

>>34847915
I've tried that. All of the ugly (and yes I'm mean actual ugly girls, objectively 2/10) girls I've met still want someone waaay more attractive than them.
>>34847923
I admire you still have the will to keep trying.
>>34847932
No, not really, if you are an adult you are pretty much guaranteed a decent score.

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>>34847932
>>34847982
>if you're an adult you're guaranteed a decent score
>mfw I got 14

>>34845397
where in the sticky does it say that?

>>34848030
Nowhere, it's board culture.
>>34848013
Truly one of the rare arch wizards.

>>34848013
29, scored 50

>>34847932
Also "you are female" should be a +150

>>34848055
>board culture
still not a rule though. cultures change my man. everyone imo is welcomed here. fuck off

>>34848112
>everyone imo is welcomed here
>fuck off
Goes to show ya how retarded normies are.

>>34847982
I'd rather have my mind stop trying and start not giving a shit. Trying all the time and not succeeding leaves me a mess :(

>>34848150
>Trying all the time and not succeeding leaves me a mess
Yup, precisely the reason I gave up long ago. That said, it's kinda odd, like a switch going off once your brain realises you are beyond saving.

>>34847231
No need.He lured me into the woods and convinced me to undress cuz he'll show me something amazing.Then he raped me.I legit want do die.

>>34848235
Fuck, that must've hurt. When I was a kid a got a branch stuck in my ass. The pain was unbareble. I think I got permanent ass damage from that.

>>34847932
121

Origamioreganogivemeoriginalo

>>34848323
Out.
ryyyyyyyyyyyxfhgqesh

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>tfw cyborg
>too awkward and patrician for normies
>too successful and virginity-losing for robots

>>34848534
Daym, thats one rare pepe. Tbqh you're fine by be as long as you dont go around bragging and spouting normie bs.

>>34848571
> fine by be
Meant to say fine by me, this vodka is making it hard to type properly

>>34848534
I fucking hate posts like this.
>haha stuck in the middle wat do? xD

You're just a fucking quasi-normie, go hang out with the other quasi-normies you fucking disgusting prick.

59 year old wizard here. I hang out at the playground and leer at children. AMA

Hahaha hahahaha hahaha
You are such pathetic cucks. I just fucked my gf and she's now sleeping next to me.
This board doesn't belong to you, kys

>>34848689
>59 year old wizard here
Damn, thats rare as fuck

>>34848739
Not as rare as you think. I know dozens and some older than me.

>>34847932

Am 24. Scored 60 so am not quite a robot. Guess that answers that question.

>>34848778
Didn't think it was that common for your generation, thats pretty interesting.
>>34848788
That test is bs. Its pretty simple.
Have you had non paid for sex?
No = You are a robot
Yes = You are no a robot

>>34848013
well don't leave us hanging. Which ones did you get? I must know.

[ I got 61 ]

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Years of depression and illness have destroyed my sex drive. The idea of sex repulses me, even. I'd do it if I fucking had to, but what I want is intimacy, to feel that another human being gave a damn about my existence.

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>>34848534
same, let us share our feels together in a cruel and unforgiving world that shuns us

>>34849052
Sounds like what you need is a good bro.

>>34849053
That's a nice Pepe, saved