>hanging out with my crush at the mall >waifu/10 >buy

So this is weird on multiple ways on your part.

I have high, high doubts that you didn't fabricate this for your own perverse pleasure, but if you didn't... Then yeah that's really fucked up, sever all ties, be glad you dodged a super-crazy.

>>34846422
>So this is weird on multiple ways on your part.

How so?

The very concept of someone wasting at least 3 minutes of their time to write this stale bait makes me wonder about the direction humanity is taking.

>>34846363
So, either she doesnt know the guy, and just fucks whoever regardless of context, so shes a whore, or she knows the guy and is fucking behind her bfs back, so shes a whore

Either way, this roastie isnt worth your time

who the fuck takes the time to write this shit?

why the fuck am i taking the time to read and respond to this bait?

>>34846363
If I was you, I would've chucked that purse in the trash, and left. Still you have my sympathy anon, do yourself a favor and drop that hoe.

>>34846363
>she has a boyfriend, they've been together for 3 years
> my crush
>I'm literally staring at my crush making out with a guy she literally just met
> trying to ignore the sounds that are making my dick hard and failing miserably.
Damn kid, how fucking beta can you be?

Why did you buy her a dress if she has a BF and you weren't planning on making a move? Why would you buy her a dress anyway desu, you don't get girls by buying them shit.

If this is true then you shouldn't be wasting your time pining over her, go find a single lass.

>>34846493
>>34846606

http://www.951ksky.com/2017/01/26/students-are-having-sex-in-this-mobile-al-high-school-bathroom-video/

http://madworldnews.com/girl-school-bathroom-25-boys/

http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/food/blog/13130892/stall-tactics-getting-it-on-in-restaurant-restrooms-is-more-common-than-you-think

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>>34846363
If something like that ever happens to me I'm blowing my own brains out whenever I get a chance, nobody will ever hear from me again

>>34846363
2/10, sage
orgynall

No one on this board can even fathom having sex in a bed and yet you expect us to believe people fuck in public bathrooms?

Come on, man. Stop watching so much porn. People don't have sex in public restrooms.

>>34846800
I'm not claiming something like that never happened in the history of the planet, what I'm claiming is this specific instance is obvious bait.

>>34846903
They do actually, but that's another story.

>>34846938
I don't think it's bait.

All girls are whores, people fuck in public restrooms constantly and Op is a robot stuck in the friendzone. It all adds up to me.

>>34846976
It is consistent with the narrative of the board, but it is TOO consistent with it. It has elements from basically everything, which makes it a high impact bait.

>>34846363
post a photo of her

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>>34847039
I have already. Here is another one.

>>34846363 (bait'd)
>together 3 years.

that's the problem, love wears off after 3 years. No matter how hard you fall in love anon you need to keep in mind that it will only last 3 years and that you need to dispose of her after that time period, find a new one, repeat the process.

I'm a former robot and I think I'm qualified to advice y'all on this.

>>34847109
damn, she's really cute...

tell her boyfriend immediately

>>34846422
You type like a fucking faggot dude

>>34846363
>back the fuck off!??!?!?

Ornkhgginal

>>34847109
post a pic of the bathroom door if you're so great

>>34847133
you're a retarded underage virgin and you have no idea how shit works. love (if it was actual love and not just attraction in the first place) does not wear off with a little care, and it never wears off 100%, you could kill the family of someone that loves you and even though they hate you a tiny little part inside them still loves you

>>34847156
No way. I hate his guts and she would never forgive me.

>thinking people don't have sex in public restrooms

nigga wat

come on guys. If it's doable some people did it

>>34846363
>they start talking really weird to each other immediately

So, in other words, they started flirting with each other and you don't recognize it when it happens because you don't know how.

>>34847210
Better yet, record a video, so we can see the door and hear them fucking

>>34847267
watch out there's a genius in the thread now

>>34847211
I think you are the one who has no idea here, kid. It's a scientific fact... Most relationships I know of ended because
>I didn't feel the same as before for him/her xD

And that part about killing someone's family... yeah you are really experienced and totally not a virgin. No fag, that may work within these 3 years of chemical love. After that? The relationship becomes unstable, cheating starts to be more tempting, any argument can be an excuse to break up etc...

My advise is after 3 years break up IMMEDIATELY and without looking back. You will save yourself a lot of bullshit. Also
>wanting to be with someone forever
that beta mentality is what weights you down.

>>34846363
Would have believed this until the kissing her neck part.

Chads really are ruthless though. They'll walk up and chat to your gf without a care that you are there. I've never had a gf, but it happened to my friend.
Good thing he is /fit/, so the guy left the second my friend pulled her away.

She told me she found that over protectiveness hot about him. Go figure.

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> Girl has sex with someone she litarally just met, in a fucking public place, AND while not being single

And retards believe this shit.

I swear this place is turning just like /pol/, where retarded kids actually think that memes are real.

>>34846363
oh boo hoo, stacy cheats on her bf as always and poor little op STILL didn't get any sweet stacy pussy, poor op :(

>>34847249
>she would never forgive me
first of all she at least will FEEL something for you which is better than being an eunuch in her eyes believe me. Also you will at least show that you stand up for something instead of being a spineless wussie who will put up with anything like you proved in your OP.

> I hate his guts
This is one of these rare occasions that doing the fucked up thing for teh lulz is also the right thing so do it and don't look back.
Grow a pair.

>>34847303
>She told me she found that over protectiveness hot about him.
can confirm girls find this hot

>>34846476

>Bought her a dress when you're just friends
>Says hitting on a girl with a bf is douchey, while at the same time buying her a dress to win her favor
>Getting mad that a girl you're not dating or have even flirted with isn't fucking you

I can go on.

>it's another le master trole xD thread
never change, robots

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>>34847355
>on /r9k/
>telling other anons to grow a pair.

>>34847303
my gf finds it hot when I get angry.
I'm the quiet type who would be ignored by everyone but at least I can stand up when necessary, and I guess that got me a gril.

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>>34847295
this is one of the dumbest posts I've ever read

>>34847408
as I already said in >>34847133 i'm a former robot. I know what being a punching bag insecure faggot who will not do anything is, and also know that you can overcome it (not completely but at least to the point you seem a calm guy who can flip his shit when it counts, which is the bare minimum to result attractive).

Why do you guys find it hard to believe people fuck in bathrooms? I used to work in a restaurant and people fucked in our walk in coolers a few times. When I was with my ex we fucked in my car a lot, even fucked on a lifeguard stand on the beach at night because she had a thing for exhibitionism.

You guys act like sex is some super special sacred thing that people have to keep quiet but it's really not like that at all.

>>34847420
how exactly? What's your experience then, if you know better than me?

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>>34847454
>former
keep telling yourself that, kid

>>34847468
that's not the most outlandish claim OP made and you know it
only the autists are arguing about it

>>34847488
Its just a load of drivel by some robot who thinks he knows everything. Life is a lot different than how /r9k/ makes it out to be, and I think if everyone would follow your advice the world would be 100% more shitty.

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>>34846363
>Things that never happened
2/10. I'd give you a bonus point if you at least made the guy black to trigger the /pol/ cucks.

>>34847468
right, but the girls who have sex in bathrooms have had at least 5 dicks in them. a girl who has only had sex with one guy her whole life and with whom she is still in a relationship with doesn't just go into a men's bathroom and fuck a stranger, especially with someone she knows who could potentially tell everyone watching it go down.

That just doesn't happen.

>>34847468
How hard is it, seriously?

Couples fucking =/= People who just met fucking

>>34847468
99% of girls don't drag complete strangers into public bathrooms to fuck them, despite what /r9k/ thinks. They'd have to be complete nymphos.

>>34846363
>>34847109
>google search
>no results
This is almost proof, make a picture of the mall

And then leave with all the stuff of that roastie whore and never answer her again.
If you have her phone, use nudes for blackmail

install mspy on her phone

>>34847555

True. But 5 guys is a pretty low number unless you're in your teens.

>>34847500
what do I gain from replying to you "no I am I got a gf etc"? Nothing.

What do you gain from believing me and taking my advice? Potentially getting a better life.
You seem to be attacking me just to not face your own problems.

And if you truly are "le epic robot don't want a normie life anyway reee" then why reply telling me that I am still a robot instead of screeching autistically like most do?

>>34847534
That romantic view on life clearly shows your inexperience. World already is "shitty" if you think that a lifespan of 3 years for a relationship is shitty. Lots of shitty things happen. Cheating, void relationships no one is satisfied with, divorcerape.

My world wouldn't be worse. Actually, feemales would probably return to their old ways knowing that their bf won't last long unless they prove to be an outstanding partner for a lifelong relationship.

>>34847551
kekkaroni maccaroni

>>34847617
If you think anyone here is going to take your advice, you're more delusional than I originally estimated.

>>34847570
>This is almost proof, make a picture of the mall
Except it isn't.
Do people really not know how easy it is to make an image impossible to reverse image search?

>>34846363
Go into the parking lot and leave her shit there, then leave. Dont fucking watch her stuff for her.

I just dealt with a similar situation and you will at max take two weeks to get over it if you can channel your anger. DO NOT allow her to manipulate you.

Tell her boyfriend. Have any respecr for this whore or treating her with any dignity is beneath you.

>>34846363
Record and tell bf, ruin that roastie. Burn her fornher sins, seek retribution, that will give you far more pleasure than what youre feeling rn

>>34846363
I hate Women as much as you Guys, but this Story sounds like invented garbage.
thingsthatneverhappened.jpg

What is shit that never happened

>>34847610

5 guys is a guys is a lot unless you're in your hundreds. Do you have a second hand cum fetish or something?

>>34846363
Record a video of the noises
Send them to her boyfriend
Justice demands it

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Kill them op
Kill
Kill
Kill

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>>34847570
The model on the picture is Johanna Herrstedt.

i'll take "shit that never happened" for 100, Alex.

>>34848784
How did you find the source? I wanna be good at it like you are, anon.