You criminal scum

when I was lifting up some little girl to take her out of a sandpit I sneaked a grab at her pussy

Having sex with my sister. Regretting it to this day.

I've downloaded several cars, mostly Toyotas

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>went shopping because had no food
>chocolate was on sale so I bought 2 packs of chocolate bars
>scanned one pack
>second pack wouldn't scan
>got frustrated and saw the big queue
>put it in my bag anyway
>scared about going through the detector machines and clenched my teeth really hard
>went through no problem
>never went back

>go for a walk outside while chewing gum
>time to spit it out
>head for the trashcan
>spits it out
>misses and it lands on the ground
>panic and get out of there without bending down and putting the gum in the trash can
It still keeps me up at night

A close friend of mine shut down the schools internet during final exams that were being done online as well as changing grades $10 per %

playing world of warcraft durning highschool

put gum under the desk

lied on a resume but didn't get the job

Changing the schools pcs backgrounds to a picture of ronald mcdonald smoking

Selling drugs to friends
Shoplifting

Once I sold weed to a 14 year old girl. That was really illegal since I was 20 at the time.

Lied on my college fafsa so that I can get more money. I work undertable so that I don't have to report earned income.