>less than 2% of people die virgins
How did we manage to become part of such an extreme minority? We had a 98% chance of getting laid
You know you can literally pay a woman to have sex with you right? And if you're not horribly disfigured, obese or stink they won't even be that disgusted.
>makes a bold claim
>doesn't post source
Yes, this sounds like it's true.
>2% of people die virgins
>worldwide infant mortality is at 3%
>tfw somehow even dead babies get more action than a robot
>>34952375
http://now.howstuffworks.com/2016/08/08/how-many-people-die-virgins-never-have-sex
https://www.quora.com/What-percentage-of-men-die-virgins
>>34952319
You do understand that 2% of something is still fucking massive, right?
>>34952452
>By contrast, in 2010, 25 percent of unmarried Japanese men over the age of 30 reported being virgins.
Fuck, I feel bad for Japanese guys. Can't we just bring a bunch of the to the US and have them breed in the countryside?
I sure as hell wouldn't mind a massive influx of half-Japanese kids in about 10 years.