Who else /nevertouchedpussy/? Not only am I a kissless virgin,

>>34951865
why do you think we won't remember there was a thread about this yesterday from which you got the idea of posting this fucking retarded shit?

>>34951878
I didn't know there was a thread about this yesterday.

>shitskin
>long hair
>glasses
>chubby face
>kissless virgin of course
>No female friends
>NEEt
>C-section
>Anime lover

Am I the ultimate robot?

>>34951945
OP here, you got me beat. I'm pretty normal besides the bad luck with the ladies. I have a job doing what I love and I think I look OK too.

>>34951865
wrong, you touched your mom's vagina when you came out of it. you are basically a chad and all women are basically lesbos because of it

>>34952006
did you even read the fucking OP

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>Got my dick sucked
>Never been kissed (correctly)

The succ was great though, I have a big dickhead so every time she pulled up she tugged on my glans.

>>34952028
a c-section is just a new vagina

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>>34952265
>going down to the park as a kid
>want to take a broomstick with me cuz my friend and I like to pretend fight like they're bo (chinese staff weapon)
>put them across the handlebars of my scooter
>going down the hill to the park
>one of the broomsticks hits a trash can on the side of the road
>as I go past it it turns my handlebars sideways
>go over the front of my scooter as I go quickly down the hill
>put my arms in front of me as I land
>give my elbow a new vagina