>he poops on breaks/lunch or before he clocks in or after

Fuck even normies do this.
Oregano

My colleague does this every day at 10AM and I think it's fucking disgusting

>>34989127
>being able to use a public restroom
>a robot

Choose one.

>>34989127
I'm salaried so it really doesn't matter.

>>34989127

Until the manager starts complaining you're going to the bathroom too much and threatens you and makes you work overtime and stuff.

>>34989127

it takes me like 5 seconds to take a shit and another 5 to wipe my ass.

>>34989569
This

Why the fuck wouldn't you just poo at home.

>>34989569
>>34989704
>not filling your toilet with your poopies
>not making someone else listen to your wet poopies

it's like you're not even /cheeky/

I put Clorox wipes in my locker at work just so I could go this I don't even shit most of the time

That's nothing OP. Some days I poop *two* times, giving me around 30 mins of paid pooping.

>>34989765
Do you stock up on a high fibre breakfast?

>>34989779
No, I don't do anything special, it's just the way my body works I guess. Coffee helps.

>>34989127
I poop right when I wake up and chug some coffee. I only poop in the morning.

>>34989757
you wipe your ass with clorox wipes??? has your butthole dissolved yet?