Could we please get a green text thread going? It can be a story

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Does no body else want to join in? Shameful self bump

Really no joins?

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op you made my day thank you so much

>>35022322
>>35022346
Anything to add of yours?

>>35022128
It was a nice read OP, thanks

>>35022505
NA is sleeping right now, EU is just waking up. shit timing for a thread like this

>>35022559
Fuck I completely forgot.

>>35022618
do you have any more stories op?

>>35022692
Kek yea. Let me just think for a moment. Please help by bumping

>>35022128
>she organisms
i don't know why but i find this pretty funny
>it tastes like fish
holy kek dude to be fair you had been drinking a bunch so i hope you don't judge yourself too harshly

>>35022692
>be me
>7th grade
>before I was a massive robot
>going to see movie at the mall with 2 friends
>walking across the mall to the other side where the theater is
>one of my friends farts on me
>I try to get him back
>jump up and try to fart
>I do..... but it's fucking wet
Oh fuck
>I sharted my pants
>don't know what to do
>first time ever pooing my pants like this
>friends just laughed at me no help
>go to restroom
>pull down my pant and my undies( they were compression shorts)
>undies were holding in all the wet poo
>grab a bunch of paper towels and try to clean up
>get it as good as I can no longer wet but still smell of poo
>legs stained brown now
>shove a bunch of toilet paper into my asshole in case if it happens again
>go and watch 2 hr movie covered in shit

I have a lot of other stories but much longer, like literally gay shit I did with my friend back in the day.

>February last year
>Sister cries whenever she has to go to school
>She starts hanging around with emo friends
>Short black hair
>CRAWLING IN MY SKIN etc.
>Has a tumblr
>Polyamerous demisexual shit.
>Mother is like what
>Has to keep her off school as she refuses to go
>She says she has school phobia
>Makes her see a psychiatrist
>She gets diagnosed with anxiety
>MUH ANXIETY ATTACKS etc
>Cut to summer
>Mother is panicky as she thinks she's gonna have to cut my sister out of school if she wont go
>Sister, mother and psychiatrist devise a plan where she can go in a set number or days, or do her work in a set classroom
>Coming to the first day of the school year
>Psychiatrist, mother and headmaster all have a meeting about her
>They're thinking of putting her on pills
>My mother doesnt want her on pills, it was some hard stuff too
>Mother is still thinking of pulling her out of school
>Sister seems happy with being put on pills
>Gets desperate
>Asks me to home tutor her and shit
>Desperately trying to find home school programs.
>Aunt doesn't believe my sister at all
>Thinks its an act
>I'm on the edge as the whether its an act or something. It all just suddenly happened, but its been going on for so long now
>My major issue is that my sister says the reason behind her anxiety is the small classroom space and she doesn't like crowds
>But she's fine heading to the town centre with her friends, where there's crowds everywhere
>Aunt Tries something
>Tells my sister that she wont be put on pills and the other option available is to be pulled out of school
>Sisters like 'oh'
>Aunt says that she won't see her friends at school again then
>Second day of school
>Sister is fine
>Comes home from school
>'How was school?'
>'It was okay'
>We're all like in shock because we know she's been playing us this whole time to snowflake herself
>She keeps going to school, is still going now
>We find out her 'best friend' or lesbian partner or whatever was also on medication for 'depression'

>>35022974
Kek that would suck so much to have to put up with that shit

Hahahahhaha kek fuck man