WHY ARE NORMIES SO INCONSIDERATE WITH THE NOISE THEY MAKE
THE PEOPLE IN MY NEIGHBORING DORM ARE LIRERALLY SCREWMING HAVING A DUNK CONTEST MAKING A LOUD SLAMMING NOISE EVRRY 2 MINUTES I JUST WANT TO READ HOLY SHIT HOW CAN YOU B THIS OBNOXIOUS ITS A MONDAY NIGHT
>>35021937
the one thing i did to put a stop to this was grabbing my roommate's subwoofer and speakers, turn volume up to max, then play raining blood (the entire song)
normies assume there's a fucking psycho living nearby and they have the whole "I DON'T WANT TO GET MURDERED BECAUSE MY LIFE IS SSSSSSSOOOOOO IMPORTANNNNTTTTTT" mindset so this should work
some guy is drilling with power tools right above my room for 2 weeks now.
complained to the city hall. now he doesn't make any noise on the agreed times. i hope he fucking slips so i can call city hall again and he gets fined
Why not have drunk parties of your own?
>>35022084
Because I don't have any friends
I just don't understand how people can think this is accsptabe
There are at least 4 of them in a room just screaming their heads of and blasting music and I just don't know why or what type of person can be an adult and consider this acceptable
I'm too beta to tell them to stop but I'm surprised literally no one else in the hall has said anything
I'm mostly in shock that this is even happening right now like it's SO LOUD
>>35022168
you probably have noise laws. why not use them faggot?
some people need to sleep for work
>>35022189
I'm in a dorm on campus
I think what you can do is
>Go to /b/
>Make thread saying neighboring normies are annoying af
>Post social account name
>RAID THE FUCK OUT OFF IT.
I think thats the hard part
>>35022263
wow that's even better.
just take a plastic bag with your piss and throw it at them
first you want to identify all points of access and critical infrastructure like circuit breakers. equip yourself with whatever boots and thick clothing you may have but nothing easily caught. luring drunkards away from each other is difficult so the effective method is to come hard and fast with the axe; use the entirety of your arm and shoulder strength while turning with your entire torso down to your strongest leg. aim for the neck. well positioned you can take out a second target with the inertia of the first. at this point, throw cutlery at targets. after this point you are committed so good luck.
>>35022325
Ok this made me laugh and cheered me up a bit I really wish I could take an axe and bust in their door on some shining shit and chop them up but I just left my dorm like a bitch to go read in the common room
Worst part is the noise was coming from the RA's dorm.
Like literally what am I supposed to do about that
>>35022375
>Like literally what am I supposed to do about that
your'e such a faggot dude.
i throw water bags at my neighbors when they make too much noise.
just think for a sec. if people don't give a shit about your rest time, what makes you think you can somehow talk them out of making noise? just stop making fucking assumptions that we are still living in a civil society.
they don't give a shit = you don't give a shit.
end of fucking story
The first course of action with bad neighbors should always be friendly and polite. Ask them to please keep it down. Contact the police so there's a written record. Then, having tried the polite and friendly approach, you're free to explore more hostile options. They refused to listen to reason after all so fight fire with fire. Personally, I'm very good at making normalfags very VERY angry. They've never been exposed to real trolling so they're weak to it. Makes them easy to manipulate. Hold it over their head and make them rage until they learn their lesson. You'll have to explicitly tell them why you're doing what you're doing or they won't get it though. They're very stupid. Even then they probably won't learn. That's why you started by being polite and contacting the police. So you have the moral high ground and support of the system.
Put in your earplugs. Do your homework in silence. Watch as each of your neighbors drop out.
>>35022507
Just to re-iterate they're violating the Non-Aggression Principle with their music and yelling. It's disturbing. We know a lot about disturbing sounds, right? More than them certainly. A few hours of Harsh Noise at High Volume will hit them hard because they have no resistance. They're weak.
You need to take control and intimidate them into behaving appropriately. Otherwise they'll never learn. They're just a bunch of retarded children after all. They won't get it on their own.