Three words to explain why no gf

>>35061361
I am shit

>Short
>Ugly
>Indian

ugly short aspie

>>35061361
by my choice.

>>35061361
unremarkable mediocre girls

>>35061361

Can't be bothered.

With people

>>35061361
Social Anxiety Disorder

surprisingly not original

Lacking social ability

Am not white

>>35061361
nothing but trouble

Jews did no/gf

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Me want die

>>35061361
I am married

also last few times I had a gf while being married one of them almost got me a divorce

>>35061457

actually loled.

fjidsodoiafj

To much effort

>>35061361
Ugly "funny guy"

Not worth it.

>original comment

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i am depression

free of desire

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ugly manlet bignose

Porn is free

To
Busy
Betteringself

>>35061503

Is that you? How old are you?

>>35061361
>ugly
>apathetic
>dicklet

I've accepted it, and i'll most likely eat myself to death by the time I'm 40. I'm pretty skinny now, but probably not for long.

money looks status

Suicidal
boring
bitter

Bitches be crazy. sakfgjhsaklfgbaswlkerb

Autism
Anxiety
Karma

>>35061361
Well, this is easy.
I don't care.

Do not want.

ARIGATO MR roboto

>>35061361
Skyrim
Argonian
Waifu

>>35061361
I have a gf but bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks. Kinda thinking about leaving her and never being with anyone again. Women are the most overrated garbage in the entire universe. They have literally no redeeming qualities, they are like a drug addiction. Just give up the crack, man.

I do not have normiebook and normiegram. Immediate red flag to females

>>35061530
22 and yes, that is me.

>ugly
>negative self confidence
>did i mention ugly?

>>35061361
I have one

Originally

>>35061361
She hates me.

orangutango

>>35061609

You'd do well with a nosejob.

Also get on top of your hairloss.

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>>35061361
No fucking confidence.

>>35061361
Still love ex

>>35061361
I'm an alcohol

origialios

>>35061361
But I do

(original post)

Waste of time


Originalio famalam

i dont care
not original

>>35061361
Not enough charisma

>>35061361
Fat
Depressed
Terrible at speaking to people
fuck your 3 word rule op

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Women
Are
Whores

>not being enlightened enough to realize that women are a waste of time and energy

I'm a dick

>>35061503
You're not ugly. That confidence is though.

Change it to
>manlet autistic nerd

>>35061394
holy shit kys lol

>>35061812

Actually I'm doing this:

>>35061597

Ugly
Stupid
Poor

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I don't know.

>alternately

I'm trying, sorta.

Fat autistic weirdo.

Always stay in

>>35061361
LMAO no job.

Beta
Manchild
Loser

>>35061361
Post more snaps

>>35061361
She's kinda one?

>>35061361
married my qt3.14

>>35061361

limited social skills

Awkward
Antisocial
>assuming

Fatty fatty potatty

>>35061361
shy introvert alone

>>35061361
Ugly
Introverted
Bisexual

> no muscles...
> aspie
>don't want a fake relationship. (would rather pay again for hooker or wait till I get a fuckfriend. Which I don't know how to get)

Don't want one


Original message

>>35061361
Timid, perverted, boring

mind boggling autism

what a wast of water. especially bottled. Lets hope she refilled it wherever she was swimming.

>>35061361
poor social skills

not an originial comment. What a surprise

Broke
Stoned
Alaskan

>>35061361
Girls no want

not fucking outside

>>35061361
R 9 K

this is not original

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>>35061361

no girls allowed

this comment is not original

mental health shitty

>short
>awkward
>virgin

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>>35061361
never really attempted

>>35061361
I'm mentally ill

Just not interested.

>Autist
>Malformed
>Friendless.

>>35061361
assburger as fuck

>>35061361
>Cats
>Are
>Better

This is original

>>35061361
>I

>Am

>Poor

Awww, somebody said it already

>>35061361
would rather die

weird
0 social ability
awkward

abandoned real world

>>35061394
>indian
>indian
>indian

>>35061361
have no license

>>35063725
>3 words
>not 3 lines

Bad at conversation

l like dudes

erectile issues broke

>>35061361
Schizophrenic
Paranoid
schizotypal

>>35061361
I am a victim of a crippling fear of rejection and no matter how hard I try I just can't nut up and ask the bitch out. Fuck this gay earth.

Low self esteem
Oraoriginall

>>35063787

designated
shitting
street

this comment is original

>>35061361
EVERYONE
IS
TOOKEN

Distrust all humans.

>>35063914

thats not 3 words anon, you failed at the game

Too damn lazy

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>>35063889
hey I know this feel!
I have these feels!
life is fucking misery!

>>35061361
I'm on /r9k/
No further explanation needed.

I'm not gay.
Orarararara

>>35063889
Hey mang, just say the words:
batshit crazy.

I am gay

ore ige a nal com ment

>>35064278
Send 'em to the gay camps. Time for Pence to do what must be done.

I fear rejection.

>>35061361
Anxiety when attempting

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tfw no oregano
ty moot

>Poor
>Nazi
>Lazy
I'm fucked for life unless i get a job but i don't want to do that

>>35061361
Don't go outside

(oregono)

fat
ugly
stupid
that's it, i'm obese and ugly, really ugly, my eyes are tiny and i need glasses, my nose is big and wide, im balding, i have a lot of acne scars, etc.

Socially awkward cuck

>>35061361
autistic
pothead
loser

Friend Zone, nigga

fat asian beta.

>>35062441
Dude I might just be high as fuck but I really want to use that phrase in a story at some point

That shit's fucking hilarious famicom

>>35064758
All good things, then!

>>35061886
Yo where the fuck can I get this qt ass Gondola so my aesthetic comfy pics aren't so fucking lonely

The restraining order

[original comment m8]

Too emotionally crippled

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>hand feels good

>>35061361
Don't
Go
Outside
Originally, of course

>>35061361
Negative awkward scared

>>35061361
Already have gf

Clinically depressed autistic

I dislike texting.

Alone is ok

>>35061361
Do not want

Oregato

>>35061361
>fucked up mentally
also
>i dont care

>>35061361
>ugly
>boring
>anxious

>>35061361
no redeeming qualities

>>35065289
Winner

Djdjfjd

I no longer care

>>35061361

>Don't
>Go
>Outside

original as well fuck it

>>35061361
>5'4
>jew
>babyface

just kill me fampai

cysts on dick

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>>35061361
not ready yet

what happens if i get a gf, they find out i have a shitty bit above min wage part time job along w/ fulltime school, am poor dont have access to a car most of the time and have social anxiety and can't time a compliment or make it seem genuine despite feeling it fully, i come off as an emotionless dull person despite having so much i'd like to talk about and feeling strongly about alot of things, I'm afraid to show it I guess and until I'm not, there's not a single point in having a gf

I dont try

originalgilati

>>35066200
max pls

>>35061361

broke no car

>>35061361
Autistic shutin NEET

>nerd
>unclean
>anti-feminist

>>35061361
I am unattractive

Short
Personality
Nazi

>Poor
>Manlet
>Autism

Better off alone

>>35061361
>bald
>brown
>anxious

>>35061361
Don't form bonds.

Undoubtedly far from alone on this, but raised as a "Nice Guy" by a domineering mother, with little male influence. Always thought I was a polite, well mannered "Gentleman" when, in fact, I was a subservient little mummy's boy. Only found this out three years back - I never stood a chance, and now it's too late.

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>ugly
>babyface
>autistic
I dont think three words are enough to explain why im such a lonely loser

>>35061361
Waiting for her

>>35061361
WHY THE FUCK IS SHE WASTING BOTTLED WATER LIKE THAT??? SHE DOESN'T EVEN LOOK LIKE SHE'S ENJOYING IT??? AND PICK UP THAT WATER BOTTLE YOU FUCKING SELF CENTERED SNAPCHAT CUNT IT'S BAD FOR THE ENVIRONMENT IF I WERE THERE I'D SLAP THAT WATER BOTTLE OUT OF YOUR STUPID FUCKING HANDS YOU'RE A FUCKING PATHETIC DISGRACE

>>35061361
> petite
> girly
> weak

Essentially a misanthrope

Fuck you bitch

Fuck you bitch

Fuck you bitch

>>35066987
chill out dude like holy fuck

Someone else's fault

>Lazy
>Coward
>stupid

>>35061361
fat and ugly

someone has prob already said that before

>>35061361
I'm ugly, bitter.

Mine hates me.

I'm no fun

I'm married yo.

>>35061361
>fat
>ugly
>stupid
>not funny
>0 ambition
>whiny
>self-loathing
>and worst of all: boring

>>35061361
Too many plebs with poor music taste

>>35061361
im very gay

>>35067456
GET THE FUCK OFF MY FUCKING BOATD YOU FAGGOT NNORMIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>35061361
>married
>happy
>faithful

>>35061361
>fat
>ugly
>socially retarded

Friends with benefits.

Better than a gf.

>>35061361
>uggo
>awkward
>broke

>>35061361
Chronic Pain/Tension

>>35061361
i hate myself

original lasagna

No selfesteem (ever)

I gave up

I dont ask

Three for three.

>>35061361
Five foot four

there is a kindred spirit

They're always taken.

Hate. Hate. Hate.

Oregon

extremely
physically
repulsive

>>35061361

irritable bowel syndrome

2D is Better

In other words : She doesn't exist.

disillusioned
idealist
pessimistic

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I am obese.

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To see so many replies that look like something I wouldve made myself makes me feel less alone

>>35061361
Don't want one

Don't really care

Angry fat guy

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>NEET
>haven't talked to a my age girl in 2 years.
>I don't attract females.

>>35061361
I
have
one

blah blah original blah

i am antisocial

200 replies guaranteed
sage

>>35063924
pooo
in
looo

select the grass

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I've given up


Oreg

unlucky
also
average

>>35061361
>5'6
>Asian
>Sad

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>>35061361
Can't handle jealousy.

>>35068476

This.

It's not sour grapes because that would mean I attempted to get a girlfriend and disparage the idea of having one. I'm sure it's nice to have someone to care for and care for you, maybe I've been isolated for too long or maybe I'm just defective but I just don't have the desire to be with anyone and I can't care for anyone higher than a base level.

Live with parents

pls no mute

Failure at life

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to intelligent desu

>>35061361
disgust for humanity

Me no likey

>>35061361

>stunted
>feminized
>dicklet

>>35061361
She dislikes me.

>>35061361
>manlet
>anxiety
>dicklet

Guess I won the loser lottery

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>>35061361
>Bitches
>be
>crazy

Muted for not being original.
YOU FUCKING GOT ME.

>>35061361
>Narcissist
>Egocentric
>Sociopath

>>35061361
>I
>Have
>Girlfriend

>>35061361
>I am poor

This is like seriously the only reason why can't get a gf right now; truly suffering.

I am gay
I am muted for 2 seconds

Every time I scroll by the thread I have to open the image, this bitch is driving my cock crazy.

>>35070135
you sound cute (original wieknfklefpklf)

>>35070146
>get
>off
>board

Sick
Fat
Alone
Poor

>short
>Asian
>Average looks at best, p sure I'm ugly

Why am I alive

But I have a GF anon despite being poor, dressing in a weird way and being not very tall.
She's from a rich family and has an awesome body.
Guess why I got her?
Pretty face and good personality.
Fuck your excuses robots

>>35061361
Death grip dick.

Zipfelklatschen ist super

>>35061503
Is this Jewish Josh Radnor??

>>35070408
Thank you
Self awareness is a key to finding peace in my situation

And why you fly solo Anon?

>>35061361
I've a wife.

I want consent.

Videogames All Day

>Short
>Ugly
>Fat

>family
>private
>autistic

>>35061361
Women abhor me.

>>35070621
>leave
>normalfag
>reeeeeee

>>35070602
in 3 words? degenerate, ugly, hermit. also, you're welcome. i appreciate a true narcissist, are you a true sociopath though? those are hard to come by.

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>>35061361
>brainlet
>hideous
>slav

>short
>ugly
>poor

>>35061361
Not enough will.

>>35061361
I am married

Origanoluer

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>>35061361
Hate being outside

>fat
>virgin
>nerd

>>35061361
>jerkoffaddiction
>lesstimeformyself
>anxietytotalktoagirlIamactuallyattracted to

>>35061361
Never ask out

>>35061361
i am gay
:3

>>35061361
I lost penis

>>35061361
>no
>fucking
>peronality

>>35061361
>short
>ugly
>jap

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>too
>broken
>inside

too many cunts

>ugly
>deadinside.jpg
>can'tfeellove.jpg

>>35061361
Me am doodoo

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>>35061361
>poor
>fat
>clingy

>>35061361
don't
want
one

though don't is technically 2 words, I suppose

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>spic
>short
>obese

Can't express myself.

shy introvert word

>>35061361
I don't try

If I put myself out there more I imagine I would be able to get a gf, just not one that isn't a slut or wouldn't cheat on me

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>>35061464
You don't belong here normie scum, leave now before I get my katana out

>>35061361
don't enjoy sex

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OP gayness transcends threadz

Boring lazy loser

Nose kinda big

Just two words: No need.

>>35072405
That's five you fucking retard

No fucking BBC

>>35061361
No
Fuckin
Clue.

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crippling self doubt

Kill yourself incels.

fat ugly neet

>>35061361
i hate myself

endtherobotnow

I prefer ponies.

>stupidly
>high
>standards

mental
illness
fuck

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schizoid
personality
disorder

orgnalaoio

>>35061361
No money.

2$ is litteraly what i have right now. i didnt pass the 100$ in my life. should finish this year and get a job.

but eye do

>>35073688
no money.leads to
>no new clothes ahead.
>no perfume
>no dates
>no nothing fun
no money = no trust
about fun there is plenty. its they dont trust me.

i have autism
iojrewgoijiojoij45

>>35061361
>quiet
>boring
>chubby

selfish
overemotional
unconfident

Never go out.

I'm too perfect

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>>35074242
this, too be quiet honest

I
WANT
CUTEBOYFRIEND

>>35061361
don't want one
originalio uno commento

>>35061361
>time
>boring sex

>2d beats 3d

or for normies

>couldn't care less

need
more
contacts

>>35061361
>Woman = no soul

You never said anything about mathematical symbols famalam :^)

>>Ugly

That's it really.

>>35061361
Im originally gay

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>>35061361
Socially
Isolated
Autist.

>>35061361
>Nietzsche was right

Low

status

male

>>35061361
No matching partners.

I'm extremely boring.

Aspergers
ugly
face

>>35061361
She left thrice.

fat and autism

>>35061361
i stay home

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>>35061361
HEIGHT
FACE
FRAME

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

handsome but chubby

>>35061361
cannot into flirting

>>35061361
tfw no gf
fuck you op

>>35061361
acne, sperg, misanthrope

I dislike people.

Super awkward autist.

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acne
chubby
degenerate

With muh waifu

earlier in my life it would be:
>Dumb
>Beta
>Oblivious

Now it's:
>No Time/fucks

they are normies

Boring and unattractive

>>35076188
this, there are no good women worth my time

>>35061361
3D PIG DlSGUSTING

>>35061361
I like cock

oregano

Already got gf

bitter unfunny ugly

autistic large skeleton

>>35061361
Probably because I'm not good at reading instructions, but that's all I can think of really.

>>35061361
Folded too early.

>>35061361
Lazy
Fat
Misanthropic

>>35061361
I'm not Chad

Doot

Locals Fucking Stupid

I'm trash man

>>35061361
Ugly short disgusting that sums me up so no interest in dragging someone into my miserable life

>>35061361
porn
weed
vidya

>>35061503
If you just took care of your skin you would be kinda qt

>>35061503
kek

you would be pretty handsome if it wasn't for the schnoz no homo

mudblood cringe incarnat

>>35061361
No sweet young thing in my life as depicted in OPs pic

really shit teeth

>>35061361
>short
>skinny
>acne

>>35061361

socially retarded baldy

You realize if this question was asked of women, why they aren't married yet blah blah, they would not list their own faults, they would complain that men are pussies, never ask them, don't have good job.

Poor Chad is working his dick to the bone with so many women you are all ignoring.

>>35061408
kek

sure bud

>>35061361
I fucked up.

in an original way.

>>35061361
I'm on heroin.

deep seated autism

>>35061361
pussy over love

>>35061361
Fat
Ugly
Avoidant

Snafu fnord autism

no social skills

originnalo

>>35061361
me not carie