Buying a sex doll

Well, I don't recommend it. Didn't you hear the risk that those things entail. I guess it's your funeral, though . . .

>>35061597
How much does that shit cost?

>>35061597
The hips/legs look kinda goofy pham

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>>35061633

What risk?

The pic related is my model, though I am getting with fair skin like OP post.

Video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PTLxfIgyBs&t=7s

>>35061702
Can I get one with a cock?

It needs a heater or it will feel like a corpse. If you really want a woman, use the money to go to a poor country to get one. I suggest just being independent tho.

>>35061702
You haven't heard about the deaths caused by these things. Whew.

is it a real doll?

i figure half the fun would be playing dress up with crazy kinky shit and then posing her in strange situations probably in front of a camera
can you imagine making like she's just a really quiet girl in the movie you make when you talk to her you can say "there there cindy may i hope you feel better after the advils in your tummy"
and then you can throatfuck her and ask her about her brothers and sisters from back in bulgaria before you blow your load in her slippery throat all on camera
do you think your friends would enjoy the movie you make i think they would
and you could dress cindy may in the sportswear of the evil team you hate and then fuck her in the ass on camera you can ask her about the quarterback and she can be his wife but you are blowing your load in her slippery rectum cavity
you could show your friends this video i think they'd like it

so yeah its a nice plan op

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>>35061635

$1600 USD.

About 5 trips to a high price hooker. So I figure if I fuck it 5 times it's worth it.

My model again but with tan skin again.

It'll be fun for all of a week until the realisation sinks in that you just bought a $2000 masturbatory slab of rubber.

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>>35061738

I bought an ass/vag like attached for $200 on ebay to fuck and I don't mind that it's cold.

I find it to be incredibly entertaining and really simulate more than my imagination ever could.

Plus it's super small so I feel like I"m fucking a prime JB.

>>35061766
>dat visible seam

Low quality senpai. You're getting screwed

THEYRE SO FUCKING EXPENSIVE

>>35061597
can you get it with a DFC upgrade?

is this shit legal in america?

I wish I could afford one

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>>35061808
>>35061851
>>35061890
so make your own

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>>35061829

WM Dolls 140 cm is the hottest doll model on the planet. Yeah you can see the seam a bit but who cares. The design is exceptional.

This is the model I'm getting exactly. With wig changes, how could I get tired of coming home to this?

>>35061738
Absolutely this. The one thing that makes sex with a woman more enjoyable is the warmth. The reason sex with a condom feels better than just thrusting silicone is the heat. When the fuck will they learn? It's like the people who design these things never had sex with a woman. I bought a fleshlight heater but it gets cold too quickly. We need a heater INSIDE the fleshlight.

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>>35061597
Welcome to the club OP.
Pic related is my new doll. Ive had her for almost 2 months. Doll number 5 for me. I had the Katie model youre buying twice.
Ask me anything.

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>>35061927

>is the hottest doll model on the planet
>not realdoll

Shit taste.

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WHY ARE THERE NO SCALY MODELS.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

No but really, I'd pay 7k for an Argonian female model.

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Dat ass.

Just LOL at paying a hooker $300 to fuck her catching her diseases and supporting her degenerate lifestyle while she is completely disgusted with you all because "the hole is warm".

>>35061956
realdoll is an american shit brand, that gets totally BTFO by chinese and japanese brands.

>>35061858
THIS

can you order a flat chested qt?

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>>35061956

Real dolls look like overused burned out porn stars. WM Dolls looks like anime/JB, better than a real girl.

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>>35061910
>Easier said then done.

I fucking hate normies that use the term "JUST DO IT URSELF DUDE"

>>35062030
The jailbait fantasy is strong in this one. I guess it's a good thing guys like you are kept far away from real young girls.

>>35061953

Cool. I will ask away then.

1) What type of doll is that?
2) Do you still have the other 4 dolls or did you sell them? If sold, for what percent of the buying price?
3) Why do you fuck dolls? ie. are you unattractive, mentalcel, what?
4) What was your experience with the Katies and why did you sell them?
5) What was the difference between the two models?

I'll stop there because I don't want to overwhelm you. Thanks.

>tfw watching men use realdolls is my biggest fetish

>>35061993
>because "the hole is warm"
As said earlier in this thread. BUILT IN HEATER, WHEN?

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>>35062061
>Kept far away

Lolwut. It's no difference whether I'm in proximity to JB or old women. Neither wants anything to do with me and I'm not a rapist.

I'm just saying these dolls are designed to be BETTER than a real girl can be.

How many girls have an ass like this?

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I have had a lot of dakis for years, but thinking of sex dolls only now.
Where can I read more on those?
Are they "moveable" or do they have a static pose?

>>35061956
>that dicksucking duckface
RealDoll can't even make a rubber woman that's not a whore.

>>35062078
same desu just not enough content out there

>>35062115
youd be surprised...a lot

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>>35062115
>how many girls have an ass like this?

Where is the ass tho.

>>35062081
>As said earlier in this thread. BUILT IN HEATER, WHEN?

I was thinking about this last night and I think the reason they don't build them in is:

1) Fire risk - as soon as it can be plugged in there's probably all sorts of regulatory hurdles for electrical safety.

2) Constant heat would dry out the TPE/silicone.

3) If someone burns down their house from a doll that lights on fire it's over.

I think they will integrate them eventually though.

>>35062115
that's a point many people fail to understand: a sexdoll is not a lame substitute for a ""real woman"": sexdolls already are miles better than any real woman could possibly be.

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>>35062137
>Are they "moveable" or do they have a static pose?

See video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PTLxfIgyBs

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Yes... that 'superior' WM quality.

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>>35062061
try explaining that to well-thinking normies who would rather see you killed by electric chair than just give you something to get off to.

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>>35062195

Don't care what that looks like since it's clearly not the same model as what I'm getting.

Here's a low res poor lighting shot of the exact doll I'm getting in casual clothes.

Still looks like I want to fuck it to me.

>>35062236
Quality still looks like garbage to me, but it's your money.

>>35062194
Nice.
What website can I order them from?
Do they ship that worldwide?

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>>35062038
>JUST DO IT URSELF DUDE
That's exactly what the fuck I did. Pic related

>>35062286

Yeah they ship worldwide.

I'm probably going to order from
https://reallovesexdolls.com/

But their prices are fucked up right now. I'm emailing them to fix it.

If they won't fix it I'll go to a differrent retailer.

The model I'm posting ITT is the WM Dolls 140 cm D cup.

This is the best skin tone: >>35062236
which they refer to as "natural" or "fair".

>>35062236
Can you order something that is not a titty-monster?

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>>35062070

>1) What type of doll is that?
Its 1am USA's "Sophia" model
>2) Do you still have the other 4 dolls or did you sell them? If sold, for what percent of the buying price?
Didnt sell them. They just got ruined for various reasons. These dols are fragile man. Take care of yours.
>3) Why do you fuck dolls? ie. are you unattractive, mentalcel, what?
Ive been sexually attracted to barbies, female action figures, and definitely mannequins, as far back as I can remember. Once I found out sex dolls existed, I knew I had to have one. Even when I was getting regular pussy, I was fapping to videos of guys fucking sex dolls.
>4) What was your experience with the Katies and why did you sell them?
The were awesome man. Just really fragile. First one fell off of a sink, broke all imporatnt joints, second one just got really dirty and stained. The first one I only had for a few months. Second one I had for over year.
>5) What was the difference between the two models?
The Katie model is like 4'6" and 55 lbs. No special feature.
The Sophia model is 5'1", and 98 lbs. Special Feature: Wide hips, and fat ass.
>pic related

Feel free to ask more questions.

>>35061597
>>35061702
>>35061766
>>35061910
>>35061953
>>35061993
>>35062030


What does this shit cost and how hard is it to clean?

>>35061736
>>35061702
real question
pls answer op

>>35061597
Damn, i wish i had a 7 y/o looking dool to fuck

>>35062295
..

That..
That is a fucking plastic mannequin.

Did you literally just cut a whole between the legs and shoved a fleshlight in there?

By your logic a fucking roll of toilet paper is a sex doll.

Real sex doll must:

>Be positionable.
>Be reasonably soft/squishy/huggable.
>Have holes for either sleeves, or incorporated pussies.
>Be actually pleasing to fuck, not playing russian roulette with your dick being chopped off once in 6 humps.

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>>35062350
Pain in the ass for all three holes since I dont pull out.

>>35062338

Cool.

I've heard in general with TPE you have to be careful about fabrics staining them. Is that what damaged yours?

I'll be careful about precarious positions/standing based on what you said.

Have you ever fucked a girl you would consider to be as sexy as a WM Katie? I feel like less than 1% of the female population is this attractive and I'd never get one anyway unless a hooker which I don't want.

Were the two Katies you got identical?

Removable vagina or permanent? I'm thinking I'll go removable.

Has anyone ever seen your dolls and how did they respond? I live alone so I don't anticipate too much issue but it's always a slight risk I suppose.

Gonna go have a shower, I'll be back in a bit.

>>35062361
Not OP, but there are gay ones too.

However, you can mostly get only American-made ones because it's the only country that openly encourages homosexuality.

>>35061956
>That butterface

Yuckies

Does anyone here actually have a doll?

>>35061763
what do you think would be the drawbacks though?

>>35062443
>women who want rubber chads are homosexual

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>>35062038
What in the flippity flipflop fuckaroo is thay abomination

>>35061597
This technology is only going to get better. I'm excited.

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>>35061927
>the loli-sized dolls all have cow tits

>>35061597
I'd be so scared to order one because if anyone ever found out it would be the end of your life. You would be finished.

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>>35062436
What damaged mine was having to store her in a storage unit, because my folks had to move in with me. Obviously I cant just go from fucking my doll 10 times a day, to not fucking her at all so I would fuck her at the storage place. She just got dirty. And she had old cum festering in her holes since i couldnt clean her at a storage facility, so id fuck her with condoms. I just had to put her out of her misery and throw her away.
BUt new clothes will stain the TPE. Be careful, and wash new clothes like 3 or 4 times before putting it on her, because she will begin to stain instantly.

No. Ive never fucked a girl id consider sexier than Katie. DESU, Her face was buried in a pillow more often than not anyway.
Both Only difference was the face model. Both Katies had the same skin color, and body.
>pic related is of the first Katie

I have get on all my dolls. I want to fuck the doll. I want to creampie the doll. I dont want to fuck and creampie an some insert. Totally would take away from the experience to me.

My best friend knows of my dolls. He doesnt care. He asked if he could fuck one of them with a condom once. I told him no.

>>35062730
Probably they have to do that to make it more mature looking or else it would spark (more) outrage from feminists

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>>35062730

You can get the A cup like the OP pic if you want.

I'm not buying an A cup because

1) Someone got arrested and jailed once in Canada already for buying an "underaged looking doll" from overseas.

2) I think the big titties will be more fun.

Pic related is the A cup.

I'll give you - there's a certain appeal but could be dangerous.

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>>35062436
Second Katie

>>35062805
>1) Someone got arrested and jailed once in Canada already for buying an "underaged looking doll" from overseas.
WHAT

news story where

>>35062420
>Be positionable.
not an issue to me, I can fuck her in basically two positions and that's all I need
>Be reasonably soft/squishy/huggable.
I have an imagination and the visual alone is enough for me
>Have holes for either sleeves, or incorporated pussies.
mine does now
>Be actually pleasing to fuck, not playing russian roulette with your dick being chopped off once in 6 humps.
literally never happens, the fiberglass they use in mannequins is not the dick-piercing shard stuff like in driveway stakes

If you can believe it I'm not even the first pathetic robot to think of this
http://www.dollforum.com/forum/viewforum.php?f=140&sid=f8d1f42d220fc9a3a5c52a0b4844bc44

I wanted a sex doll, and no amount of poverty was going to hold me back from getting it.

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>>35062776

Doesn't look like a Katie. Different face anyway than the way I like her. What skin tone is that?

Any other doll models out there you'd suggest I look at before buying?

Also another pic of an A cup for the pedo guy.
Not that you can tell in this position. LOL

>>35062776
What kind of positions are possible? I mean what is the most outlandish thing you can do?

Have you ever felt limited because of what the doll was capable of?

>>35062829

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/canada-court-child-sex-doll-pornography-paedophilia-newfoundland-kenneth-harrison-a7578321.html

>>35061597
You're going to bust into this and end up bawling your eyes out at how far you've stooped.

The doll won't be there for you when you're alone. It's not real.

>>35061597
I don't know man. I would fuck it just to try it out but then I would just feel ashamed of myself.

>>35062861
>I wanted a sex doll, and no amount of poverty was going to hold me back from getting it.

Well good for you. Honestly man. Fuck it. I've copped a feel off a manequin before. Any tactile experience adds to the imagination.

I don't have the money to afford those, unfortunately.

>>35062906

lolque.

No one is there for me when I'm alone except /r9k/.

It's always been this way.

Whether I fuck a doll or not it's going to be that way.

As stated, I bought one of these ass things and I love it: >>35061813

A doll is the next step. The end game.

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>>35062776
is this you?
Youre fucked OP.

>>35062906
>The doll won't be there for you when you're alone.
without a hint of irony, in this place?

>>35062906
>The doll won't be there for you when you're alone. It's not real.
...................................LIKE THAT WILL CHANGE IF HE DOESN'T HAVE THE DOLL?

Get out retard you clearly don't understand this board. We are all born ugly here, nobody loves us. People think we are evil because we are ugly. All evil traits are associated with ugliness. We have no interesting hobbies, we are anxious and socially awkward, and many of us have mental illnesses. We cannot convince a woman to love us, or if we could she would be just as broken as us and what good is a relationship between 2 bipolar losers? Sounds like a great way to continue the cycle by having a kid.

These dolls are our only outlet to have real, physical satisfaction, or some approximation of it. Why do you want to shun us for that? Just using the doll in the first place makes most people feel bad about themselves, you don't need to further ridicule us.

>>35062906
I have male friends to be there for me when I'm down. Females can never understand or appreciate the emotions of a man. Even within the relationships with hot women I've had, they never understood my emotions or helped me cope with them. In fact, every emotion I've revealed has led directly to lower respect from the woman I was dating. Women do not want you to be emotional, "that's their job," they expect you to be a solid emotionless rock who helps them with all of their problems. If you ever have an emotional problem yourself you just keep it to yourself or face losing respect or the entire relationship because "you didn't man up"

>>35062986

Holy shit that's fucking hilarious. That is literally this dude right here: >>35062776

I'm laughing so hard.

Good detective work. You put Batman to shame.

>>35062992
Classic.

Calm down there autismo. You're not ugly, you just do exactly what you just did and probably always do: sperg the fuck out on people making a statement.

I never once implied I don't understand. I'm older than you and wiser. If you think fucking a silicon doll won't rapidly decrease your sense of self-worth, I strongly encourage you to just do it and find out.

Pathetic you're even egging him on to do it, to be honest my guy.

>>35063063

I'm not the one you replied to but I'm OP. I'm 34. HAHA.

If this is how I'm spending my days at this age I don't see anything changing. I can either fuck a doll, fuck a hooker, fuck a sugar baby, or keep fucking the disembodied ass/vag (>>35061813).

I'd rather not spend a penny of my money supporting some crooked whore like some worthless cuck.

My favorite part of the doll is it lets me opt out of the whole system and not support some lazy woman just for having a vagina.

>>35061597
>tfw too NEET to have a sex doll

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>>35063122

Also yes I'm ugly. I'm short and ugly and ethnic. The only girls I can get to reply to me online are obese. No thanks.

Even if I get all my surgery and become "average" I won't be able to get a girl this attractive and that won't be for years. Naaah I'll get the doll and try to enjoy something in my life for a change.

I keep wanting this one already to be at home with me.

>>35063165
>those perky tits

God I wish I could afford one of these things

>>35063165
Which doll is this exactly? I like the look of her.

>>35063063
Yeah it's increasing my self worth so much to be alone forever and never have any kind of physical sex. Yeah you are so wise and old man I really believe it.

protip: ya I am ugly you don't know me, shut the fuck up loser. If you were actually old and wise you would know not to make haphazard comments about people you don't even know. Stop playing armchair psychologist, fuck-o. Nobody's buying it.

>>35062236
>>35062429
>>35062776

Those look really good. If this celibacy continues, i'm going to have to buy one.

I know thread will die soon, but please someone.

Do they make these in non-humanoid versions?

>No, I don't want to fuck a toaster/dog/vegetable.

Anthro versions, or shit like that?

>>35063257

Every doll I've posted ITT is the WM dolls 140 cm model.

This one is with the D cups. The other one (OP post) is with the A cups).

Most of the pics posted elsewhere in the thread are with the tan skin.

This one is with the fair/natural skin (same as OP).

It's the WM head #36 (again same as all I posted ITT except for some have the same head with closed eyes).

http://wmdollshop.com/47-ft-d-cup/

^Don't order direct from them though, I'm trying to order from :
reallovesexdolls.com
They are supposed to give a better deal based in america and good service so far from all my questions I've sent them. RLSD prices are fucked right now on their site though.

>>35063319
just put cat ears on yours dude

either that or kill yourself, both are viable options

>>35063319

I have no idea. I haven't seen anything. What do you actually want?

There's an elf head with elf ears. That's the weridest I've seen.

Also for the guy that wanted one with a dick did you want one that is a GIRL with a dick? or a guy with a dick?

There are guy models with dicks.

>>35063380
>>35063358

>I.
>Want.
>A.
>Scalie.

Yes, I'm autistic and dislike human females.

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>>35063291
yeah, I remember having to watch some "Lars and the Real Girl" propaganda shit with some normie "friends" of mine when I was in college; they all cackled like hyenas.
Jokes on them, I don't talk to anyone I went to school with anymore.
I think I'm gonna get a real fancy one with all the bells and whistles and call her Ashley because I don't know and cunts by that name and I've always though it was nice.

>>35062805
Is that advertised as an A cup? Because that's very obviously a large B/small C.

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>>35063407
I haven't really thought this through but, theoretically, couldn't you get a makeup artist who works on movies or some shit (I'm sure you can find them on CL) to fix up a realdoll for you?

>>35063456
It looks like a big A or small B to mean.
Then again, I've only seen eroge boobs so far in my life.

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>>35063413
>yeah, I remember having to watch some "Lars and the Real Girl" propaganda shit with some normie "friends" of mine when I was in college; they all cackled like hyenas.

For me I watched a video over a decade ago about this guy named Davecat and a bunch of other degenerates who had bought RealDolls.

Sadly/hilariously at the time I thought they were pathetic weird losers. I thought, "Why don't they just learn PUA or work on self improvement?"

Now I'm buying a doll myself and it's hard to reconcile to be honest. It was naive. I guess I have to admit I was wrong.

Pic related: Davecat.

https://vimeo.com/22589561

He's a freaky weird looking dude but I have to give him credit - he was ahead of the curve.

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>>35063456

Yeah advertised as 30A bust size.

>>35063539
I have boobs and I can promise you those are not A's. I guess they probably just advertise them as that to entice the paedos without actually manufacturing a doll with proportions that could land them in hot shit - that and they know that the kind of dudes buying these dolls likely won't know any better.

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>>35063063
I don't have a sex doll but I do have an onahole (Venus Clone, best $50 I've ever spent), and my sense of self-worth has not declined in the least since I got it 30 months ago and haven't masturbated in any other way since.
In fact, I started lifting a while after I got it and I've felt more confident than ever. I've been getting off to lolis for a long time now so it's not like my interests can get much weirder from a normalfag perspective.
Really it's not any different than women using masturbatory devices.
Even if you felt shame, the upgrade over regular fapping is so good that it'd probably be worth it regardless.

>>35062115
That actually looks like a real person

>>35062805
Those look kinda big but still better than cowtits.

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>>35063464
I wish, but the thing that I love is the actual texture.

Ever touched a snake, my dude?

As in, holy fuck it feels euphoric.

>imagine touching a texturally-pleasing design that's warm and moves around.
>now imagine a pussy made out of the same material.
>mfw.

>got a pet female ball python, my only friend.
>no i don't fuck her.

>>35062194
Fuck.
I'm going to be one of the guys that buys these when I move out of my parents house..
Feels bad, but also reassuring

>>35063573
A cup breasts are virtually flat bruh. Weird that they're advertising them like that.

anyone has that pic of makeshift Pearl doll?

>>35063573
I don't know shit about breast sizes but those seem too big to be As.
They look a lot smaller here>>35062805, but front-on they are definitely decently large.

>>35061953
Do you miss porn? I am interested in getting one of these but I'm afraid it would get kinda boring after a while not having anything new to get off to.

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>>35063679

Like I give a fuck. The big tits look awesome to me.

Check em in motion:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PTLxfIgyBs

I 70% like the big tits and 30% like the small tits. So who knows, maybe after the big tit one if it gets worn out like that other dude ITT I'll buy a small tit one.

Pic related, same doll different face (my second favorite face) with the D cups.

>>35063640
I need to get this kind of passion for something.
This is the state of my life.
I hope you find your happy one day, anon, I'm going to have to dip into a pet store some day and see what the fuss is about.

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>>35063719

A cups again.

For science.

Are there onaholes made for ~8" dicks?

I don't want my dick sticking out the top, or stretching the rubber if it's not a through-hole.

Any advice? I can never find any with well labelled dimensions

>>35063610
>I have boobs

Honest question: Do you feel threatened or intimidated by how these dolls are way hotter than you ever actually could be?

>>35061993
just lol

time to lay down and rot

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WHY DID I WASTE SO MANY YEARS ON
>tfw nogf
unironically ordering one tonight
this might be a gamechanger, lads

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I fucking love the A cup with this face but I'm not buying it now anyway. Going D with the open eyes. But this looks sweet too.

Well I pretty much read this whole thread guys. I wonder if all of you are teenage noobs, or old weirdos. I'm the latter

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>>35063864

Glad buddy. Honestly my stress levels have gone down since I decided to get one. Can't wait till a qt like this is waiting for me at home.

It's like having a superprime JB daughter you can fuck and it's not illegal and there's no harm done and when she gets worn out you just order a new one.

How can you ask for more?

Do they make dolls that can have onaholes inserted into them?

>>35063767
>If you want completely honest advice, I'd be glad to help you.

Just find some aspect of an animal you love, and get the animal.
>Main reason I love animals so much and despise people is because animals act on instinct, and even if they act like cunts they don't do it on purpose.
>animals have no souls, and this is exactly why I value them.
>they cannot be deceiving, they cannot betray you.

>since the age of 7, loved sneks.
>sneks were my favorite thing after WWII.
>parents hate pets, consider them a waste of time and money.
>be many long and painful years later.
>neetbux master race.
>buy long-waited-for snek.
>whenever teeter on the edge of suicide, snek is there for me.

Meanwhile humans:
-traitorous.
-unreliable.
-unironically dumb, and just useless.
-pathetic.
-will backstab you.
-selfish

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>>35063870
Goddamn, this one looks good.
>mfw I could easily afford one of these

>>35063929

You can order them with removable vaginas yes. That's how I'm ordering mine. Easier cleaning apparently.

dont let ANYONE bring you down op, if its what you want you get that shit and enjoy it

i 100% feel you if you dont want a used up obese roastie, GOOD FOR YOU. a lot of men cant do that and need females, if a doll works for you then enjoy it

females will shame you because they dont like the idea, but fuck em completely

and we will have ai in the next 15 years easily, so soon you're doll will at the very least be a vegetable thats aware of itself and you. it will act and speak and communicate with you exactly like you want, but cant walk unless you can pay 6 to 8 figures for a top tier walking robot-waifu

and a vegetable perfect looking girl with a perfect personality is a lot of people's dream, so the quality of it will only get better with age. old roasties need you more than you need them, dont cave if you can do it

>>35063912
This is what I'm hoping for basically; I have rage/anxiety headaches all the time unless I masturbate 2-3 times a day. If I do that I feel pretty ok, but frankly, I've been jerking it for so long it's boring and my hand is kind of rough and I'd rather blow my load in or on silicon than on myself or in a sock... and who the fuck am I keeping appearances up for at this point?
Why did I believe the propaganda that these things would make my life worse for (((reasons)))?

>>35062776
What do you do to clean them? Pipe cleaners and whatnot? Seems like it'd be a pain.

>>35063985
Just wear a condom

>>35063985

I'm planning to get one with a removable vagina for ease of maintenance. Otherwise, I'm expecting I'll undress her after fucking, haul her into the shower and rinse her off quick, then hang her to dry.

One of the reasons I was hesitating to buy one was I was thinking it would be so much work changing clothes, and cleaning etc.

But then I realized if I had a real girl I'd have to put in at least 30 min of build up or foreplay or talking about feelings etc just to get laid once or twice a week each time.

So from a time perspective it's still more efficient to deal with the doll.

>>35064005
What's the fucking point of getting a sex doll if you're going to put a glove on your penis?

>>35063932
That sounds really nice, desonestly.
I would love a dog (not to fuck, probably a realdoll eventually though,) I always had them growing up; the only things that stop me is I don't know if I could take care of it well enough right now, so depressed I can barely take care of myself, I might step up if I had to but it might drive me nuts, and that it would crush me when it died before me...
Do snakes live a long time?

>>35063822
Not really. One's an oversized, overpriced masturbatory aid and the others a highly complicated arrangement of carbon comprising fibrous tissues, organs, a nervous system and a brain, among other such trivialities.

I have nothing against sex toys, I own a $200 vibrator that does everything but make breakfast. Comparing slabs of silicone to real women though, well the comparison ends at their resemblance alone, and call me crazy but sometimes I get these weird whisperings in my head telling me that my worth lies beyond my appearance xDDDDD :p x

Seriously though I'm already an attractive, educated woman with a LTP so no, I have never felt threatened. I wouldn't date any of the guys in this thread anyway so it's not really a problem for me. You do you, fellas.

No I don't know why I'm here either desu.

Do any reputable dealers accept bitcoin payment?

>>35063982
>Why did I believe the propaganda that these things would make my life worse for (((reasons)))?

Agreed man. That's why I'm doing it. Fuck all that propaganda.

We are actually being pioneers here and history will prove us RIGHT.

Soon these dolls will ship with mechanics that allow them to basically stand and do some movements during sex for $6k.

Then soon after that they will be able to walk and move around like normal people for a similar price point.

Once they can do that, EVERYONE is going to be fucking these things.

May as well get ahead of the curve than lag behind it. What's the point being miserable for another decade or two while we wait for the animatronics to catch up.

May as well enjoy the technology now. It's clearly more than adequate. Already sexier than 99% of real women and just requires a tiny bit of imagination to overlook the flaws like seams etc.

Close your eyes and feel with your hands and body and tell me you're not fucking a prime JB. Closest you'll ever get.

>>35064017
I have considered the removable as well, but I'm kinda with this guy>>35062776; "fucking her" instead of "fucking the insert" seems to have a bigger appeal.
A quick rinse off in the shower isn't going to cut it, you've got to clean out the pussy or else shits gonna ferment.

>>35064037
The point is, most of these NEETs will never get with a girl anyway

a condom will keep it clean and in good condish

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>>35064054
>my worth lies beyond my appearance
that's where you're wrong, kiddo
>pounds silicon and cums with the force of a thousand winds.

>>35064054
>guise we're more than just our looks

>Seriously though I'm already an attractive
Whilst being anonymous, you have to make sure other anonymous people know you're attractive, to give your life meaning

get out roastie

>>35064054
>Doll thread
>Females comes in LOOK AT ME I'M A GIRL! anyways
Jesus fucking christ I'm glad I'm volcel. Imagine females in real life always screaming for attention regardless of the topic. Annoying.

>>35064078
I'm willing to treat this as an ongoing expense like periodic electronics upgrades if I enjoy this as much as I think I will.

>>35064054
>oversized, overpriced
How do you arrive at this? A full size female simulacra for $1600 seems like a pretty good deal to me.

>>35062429
Got any more pics like this?

>>35063870

Goddamn that one and OP's are the best. Can't wait til I start my new job and save up for one. I'll have the cute, fuckable little sister/daughteru I always wanted.

>>35063891

Old weirdo here.

>>35064084
You still have to lube it though, and I can tell you from experience that cum + lube isn't any harder to clean out than lube alone, so you might as well fuck it raw and get the full experience.

>>35064131

This is partly why I'd rather get the doll. It's the purest form of MGTOW.

Honestly I don't even like watching porn because I feel like I'm supporting their gender by doing so and getting cucked. I have Gear VR which is super amazingly realistic and immersive for 3D porn.

But I HATE the cuckery of it. With a doll there's no cuckery because you've cut the roasties right out of the equation.

It's fucking pure.

>>35064043
Some live longer then humans m'dude.

Ball pythons, as in my case live for 30 years, bought as a hatchling.

So I've got a friend for a while.

>only reason I didn't kill myself is because if i do it, snek will probably be given away to some neglectful faggot who will barely feed snek and keep like a fish or tarantula.

>>35064146
>$1600

Yeah it's actually more like between that and $2000. Somewhere in that price range. I haven't hammered down a solid price from a vendor I like but I'm expecting $1700 from what I've seen is fair for the models posted ITT (WM 140 cm A or D cup)

Agreed if it fulfills TFWNOGF and TFWNOPRIMETEENPUSSY for 1-2 years it's a bargain.

>>35062805
why can't i get a flat chested qt with wide hips?

that's no pedo, and even if it were, it is nobody's bussiness but mine.

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>>35063283
>loser
>doll fucker
You can't write this shit.

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>>35064177
>tfw to intelligence to not be afraid of sneks

>>35064115
>>35064131
Don't ask me questions if you don't want me to give you answers you niggerfaggots.

>>35064146
I've looked at these dolls before and I don't think any of the ones in that price bracket look particularly well-made, what with the bad wigs, spider lashes, visible seams and uncanny valley, open-mouthed mugs. I actually sculpt in my spare time and some of the anatomy is downright offence in quality.

If you are were getting ones and it was going to be a lifetime investment I'd save up for one of the ones in the 6-10k range.

>>35064153

You can see more of the a cup model here:

http://wmdolls.com/photos/index.php?/category/159

I still personally prefer the D and would feel mildly nervous buying the A but the A is nice.

>>35064227
Yeah I agree that some look a bit uncanny.
I think ones like this >>35063764 look pretty good though.

>>35064054
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAA
HOLY SHIT MY SIDES ARE LITERALLY IN SPACE.

THEY ARE LITERALLY FUCKING ORBITING THE SUN RIGHT NOW.

AHAHAHAHA
>OPTION ONE:
>HAVE QT SEX SLAVE THAT I CAN DO ANYTHING WITH

>OPTION TWO:
>ANNOYING SKANK THAT CRAVES BLACK COCK ONCE A DAY AND COSTS MORE TO MAINTAIN IN A WEEK THEN A NEET NEEDS MONEY IN THEIR LIFE.

Holy fuck do I hate self-pretentious looking roasties like you.


You need to realize, you are fucking useless.
The only reason anyone will ever want to be with you is so they can ejaculate in your used holes, which probably smell like the rotten fish of a thousand chads.
You probably consist of physical imperfections, your body mutilated with acne, skin problems, stretch lines, fatty parts, and cellulitis.
holy shit women are so blind to reality.

women need to realize they are worthless sex toys that come with a built-in "bitch" option which constantly moans for attention.

women are the most backstabbing whores of all time.

i sincerely despise, i cannot stress enough, how much i fucking hate nearly every representative of the female side of the human race.
GTFO MY BOARD NORMIE REEEEEEEEEEEEE ROASTIE REEEEEEEEEE

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>>35064227

I don't know what you're talking about. Who cares if a tiny seam is visible? Also wigs are removable you can buy a nicer one if you really care. I don't. I would prefer variety of multiple cheap wigs. This is one of my favorites.

Also the WM 140 cm doll is the absolute top tier body design for sexiness. I constantly want to bone it.

>>35064227
>uncanny valley
why do retards love this expression so much? it means nothing now, and it didn't meant nothing when they coined it, besides some pseudo science bullshit.

>>35064213
>ball python.
>how the fuck is a non venomous snake that AT MOST can constrict a bit of blood flow to your forearm be able to kill you?

PEOPLE on the other hand, are much more dangerous.
Gas all people.

>>35064172
lube is more sanitary to clean up than semen. most condoms come with some lube on it anyway

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>>35064283

I know. Also what's uncanny about this ass? It's fucking hot.

The asshole is actually a bit uncanny on this model - it's the only detail that's flawed in the body build IMO.

>>35064227
>Don't ask me questions if you don't want me to give you answers you niggerfaggots.
You literally brought it up first you stupid slut. You don't need to be female to know breast sizes.
Here's your (you) cumdumpster, use it wisely.

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>>35064233
Man, those are definitely not A cups. Kinda disappointing. But this looks fucking awesome regardless.

>>35064266
tl;dr but I guess you're angry about something because that's a lot of text friend.

>>35064274
idk I just think that you're going to making an investment like this might as well go the whole hog and get one of the impeccably detailed, hand-painted ones with freckles and pores and shit. Obviously it's down to personal preference though.

>>35064287
I know it's completely irrational, I'm just a huge pussy. Honestly, I don't think I've seen a snek IRL since middle school, maybe I'm over it?
Might explore that, they sound like good pets.
I knew there was a reason that my stacy sisters used to mock dudes with snakes, they make great pets and women are evil. It all balances.

>>35064348
You obviously do since a sizeable amount of your apparently have no idea what an A cup looks like :^)

>>35064361

Do you have an example of one you would recommend? I haven't seen anything I find sexier than the WM 140 cm doll.

If you have a suggestion I'm all ears though. I'm open minded. I don't know all the high end options.

Keep in mind I don't want her to look like a RealDoll used up roastie porn star. I like the JB look.

>>35064227
>ITT: a roastie viciously attacks the appearance of a sex doll out of fear and self defence. Knowing that once pussy can be mass produced in a factory she will lose all of her value.

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>>35064389
Have you even posted a picture of your tits yet "femanon?"
Why are you still speaking?

>>35064397
I did find some nice ones years ago, airbrushed by hand and the wigs were authentic hair, but I'll be damned if I can remember what site. If this WM one is the one you want though just go for it, it doesn't matter what I think.

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>>35064227
I can guarantee that you're a roastie-turned-disaster.

Probably had a degree in Women's Studies, (pardon, WOMYN'Z) studies.

>Indulged on some black willy in your free-time.
>Chubby at the moment, allowed yourself to degenerate.
>That hole you call a "vagina" is probably a half-rotting Arby's beef sandwich.


You are the perfect example of an annoying, selfish, self-pretentious skank.

People like you are the reason I applaud school shooters.

How come is it, that EVEN when you go on the most women-hating board on the internet, you STILL manage to force your fucking attention cancer onto us?

>NOBODY
>GIVES.
>A.
>FLYING.
>FUCK.
>ABOUT.
>YOU.
>AND.
>YOUR.
>DISGUSTING.
>SELF.

WHY ARE ALL WOMEN SO FUCKING ANNOYING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

YOU ARE LITERALLY BRAIN DEAD.

Last post of advice for anyone looking to buy one of these WM dolls:

The best skin tones are tan or natural.

Natural is best though. Tan is what a lot of the stock pics are of and it looks in the stock pics like it's just dark lighting but it's not. Tan is actually really dark. Like average Indian skin tone dark.

You can order a test piece of the TPE here:
http://www.reallovesexdolls.com/tpe-skin-test-piece/

I ordered one and that's how I know.

For reference, of the test pieces, tan=tan, natural="fair".

So those are the two options you want to test.

>>35064401
lol I'm not attacking it out of fear, I'm attacking it as a criticism of its poor design and manufacturing standards. There are plenty of sex dolls that are unbelievably exquisite in quality. Nice strawman tho :-)

>>35064470
Again, tl;dr, but it's probably best you take a look break from the computer Anon.

>>35064375
(Same guy, just using my regular greentext username after my sperg-outs.
>>35064266
>>35064470)

Snakes are man's best friend.

>They look absolutely beautiful, (don't fuck sneks)
>Aesthetically pleasing.
vvvvMuh scales.vvvv
>Greatest texture in the universe.
>Actually recognizes owners, most pets are incapable of doing so.
>Soft, no nasty body-structures (no offence doggos, but I can't get behind that one patch of piss-soaked and shit-caked fur on the bottom/back.

In all honesty, I'd probably be willing to give my life for snek.

For me sneks are the embodiment of happiness.

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>>35063165
>ywn be able to order a Crispy look-a-like sex doll

Maybe when I become a wizard I'll go for it.

>>35064536
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

fucking normies never learn, it's like they're PRAYING for Columbine 2.0
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>35062906
Finally someone with sense.
You guys need to just stop being so desperate for sex. There's nothing important or good about it that you need to fuck a silicon object.
Seriously just stop. There is nothing wrong with being a virgin and it sure as hell won't put you out of a career.

>>35064581
two words.
>ball.
>relief.

Fapping kind of feels gay, I mean, you're jerking a cock after all, even if it's yours.

And you're STARING at your cock, so you rewire your brain to associate orgasms with cocks.

>>35064581
>caring about a career
r9k is truly lost

>>35064567
I lied Anon. I didn't read your posts not because they were too long, but because I know that the only reason you post here is because you're desperate for acknowledgement and validation via communication in order to plug the gap of your nonexistent irl social life, and I knew that blatantly ignoring your efforts would enrage you further.

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>>35062396
>your closet is full of clothes n shit
>your closet isn't full of loli sex dolls
>tfw

>>35064636
>mfw you actually reply and judging by your self-righteous "i'm smarter then u" tone, you're pretty darn triggered.
>mfw ironically trying to boycott an autist on r9k just makes you seem like a huge cunt.

>>35063679
You know the dolls are like 4 feet tall, a cups are going to look larger on a small frame like that

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>>35064546
>tfw I think I might be a snake guy now

>>35064581
>You guys need to just stop being so desperate for sex. There's nothing important or good about it that you need to fuck a silicon object.

I have money to burn. I want to fuck a prime JB. I never will. But I can fuck a doll that simulates it.

>Seriously just stop. There is nothing wrong with being a virgin and it sure as hell won't put you out of a career.

Career? Wtf. As I said I make a shitload of money. It doesn't mean I lose my sex drive.

I don't understand your point. These dolls are a far better deal for me than:

1) A wife who will waste 60% of my income for life and get fat
2) A fat girl who will disgust me
3) A sugar baby who will cuck me with Chad and blow thousands a month.
4) Hookers with diseases.

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>>35064605
The Ruskie speaks truth, the future is now.

>robots congratulate another robot for doing something that makes him happy
>triggered roastie comes into thread and feels that not only does she have to compete against a lifeless piece of tpe but when compared against it she realizes she is worth less than the doll is

>>35064774
kekkirino oregenelino.

This is fucking pathetic. Just get an onahole

Can I get something in between a doll and a girl? I want a girl who acts like a sex doll.

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>>35064836

Boring. Already have one/numerous. Then moved up to a vag/ass simulator similar to this.

I don't think you can appreciate the tactile experience until you try one.

I hate fleshlights/onaholes but I love that ass.

I've been thinking about this for months. Buying that ass/vag thing convinced me 100%.

>>35064865
>>35064865

Are you a chad? No? then you're not getting that.

Girls are only sex dolls for chads. For the rest of us they're high maintenance PMS machines that need to be "in the mood" and "wined and dined" and "made to feel special" and when she cheats on you it's your fault for not doing all of the above while also worshipping her fat ass.

>>35064884
What's so much better? Shit's 1000 dollars, imageine explaining this thing too

>>35064283
It's a legitimate issue, though. It's a bit unnerving that it's very close to being lifelike, but it very obviously isn't human. One of the reasons I haven't bought one yet. I feel like if they made one that was so realistic that it'd feel like fucking a corpse it'd be an easier pill to swallow. As these dolls are right now it's just too creepy to try and have sex with them. I don't think I'd be able to sleep knowing that it's soulless stare is fixed on me.

>>35065016

I don't have to explain anything. I live alone in my own house. I can afford it easily with no stress.

I can dress her up, fuck her on the couch, feel her tight ass against me as I fuck her, squeezer her tits, kiss her, etc.

Sounds good to me.

>>35064947
It's a shame they outlawed slavery.

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>>35065021

You think this is creepy? Okay dude. Your loss.

>>35065051
As a fellow virgin, this sounds unbelievably cringey and pathetic, especially at the pricepoint. Shit Doesn't even look human. Whatever, knock yourself out

>>35065051
>I can dress her up, fuck her on the couch, feel her tight ass against me as I fuck her, squeezer her tits, kiss her, etc.
Please stop, you're making it harder to resist buying one of these.

>>35065089
The whole point to having sex with a doll instead of a sleeve or a disembodied ass is to have the near full experience of sex with a real person. Having that obvious mannequin head staring back at you with no expression is enough to break the immersion for me.

>>35065106

Meh. Maybe you haven't been a virgin long enough. I'm willing to bet you'll get there.

I've been rejected by enough women I'm actually repulsed by myself I know my options in life.

I've paid way more on guitars I hardly play and a dining table I rarely use etc.

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>>35062350
good quality? Over a grand.
as for cleaning it's really time consuming unless you get those models with detectable pussy/ass because you have to basically shower and blow dry the thing for up to an hour.

It doesn't fill the void of loneliness so much as be a constant reminder of it. I mean fucking a real girl has less cleaning hassle and work degrade/break as quickly. Even the best kept ones have a fairly short life for the cost.

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>>35061702
I'm assuming he is either talking about the weird ass causation of real doll buyers and suicide shortly after or that string of idiots that don't clean the dolls right and get all kinds of bad shit like black mold in their urethra.

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>>35065148
>>35065148
in fairness everyone is different. some anons can be alone their whole life never grieving the lack of a woman's touch. Others go into complete meltdowns if they reach 20 and never got their dick in a girl. Most are between those extremes but you get my point. Hell you get degenerates like me that have a wife, a mistress and still want fuck a sex doll just for the experience. Can't get myself to pull the trigger because I fear I'll use it just a couple of times and then it will either waste away or worse my wife will play around with it and prank me with naked sex doll strap to the back passenger side of the car when running to work.

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>>35061597
Niggas need to learn.

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>>35065460
>ywn live the dream

>>35065309
>idiots that don't clean the dolls right and get all kinds of bad shit like black mold in their urethra.
Isn't that still a fair number of the suicides?

>>35065430
>have a wife, a mistress


How? Are they fat or ugly? Or are you a tall/handsome white Chad?

>>35065249

Dunno man. I just fucked my ass/vag toy and it wasn't a 'constant reminder of being alone'. It felt great plunging into it and feeling that JB sized perfectly firm/smooth ass smooshing into my pelvis.

I don't see how I'd enjoy fucking a real sized doll less than that. Can only be better.

As for maintenance, women are ridiculously high maintenance! Hours a day minimum unless you're some tall/handsome Chad.

>>35065603
people that find something shameful on a sexdoll are the ones that find sex itself to be dirty and sinful.

the only acceptable use of sex for those mentally feeble individuals is to show your alpha status amongst the other males in the herd, or something

>>35065576
I take charming with dumb luck but I'm not a good gauge of my looks. I also was picky with the girls I dated. They needed to have at least a moderate view on sex. Wife is very petite but I'm guessing average looking and doesn't care who I fuck as long as she still gets her piece and is "number one" as girls in my life goes. Mistress is also rather planbut is the type that doesn't want love just a scratch itch. Been like this two years no problems however I wouldn't be sock if it goes sour somehow eventually, all good things come to an end.

>>35065603
>women are ridiculously high maintenance!
the bad ones for sure, granted if you squandered your chance for a good one when you were young that is all you can find.

>>35062626
It's a GNU+Girlfriend

>>35065603
>Hours a day minimum
Well the idea is you get a girl you can be fuck buddies and friends you hang out with. If you consider it maintenance to be around your gf you are doing it wrong and your situation is more apparent.

All the dolls have those perfect smooth nipples with the large duct/hole at the tip... most girls dont have those, but some do and its my thing... whats it called?

>>35062030
>Dolls looks like anime/JB

Isn't a guy getting tried for that right now in Canada? Ordering a little girl doll from Japan.

>>35065106
the price point
implying a robot wouldn't burn more money trying to
>just become chad and fuck living girls
fuck off

>>35061738
>feel like a corpse
>bad thing

>>35065820
Only matters if you're a fucking leaf.
To my knowledge, there aren't any laws against sex dolls in the US.

>>35065820
yes, but up there they have laws about loli art being pedophilia

>>35065859
As it shouId be.

>>35065499
why not, senananamdingbog?
what the hell do you have to lose?

>>35064947
I'm a sex doll for my bf. Met him on here.

Maybe you're just a shit person who is attracted to shit people.

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>>35065867
Normie get out

There is literally nothing wrong with appreciating art so much you want to fuck it.

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>>35065770
>Well the idea is you get a girl you can be fuck buddies and friends you hang out with. If you consider it maintenance to be around your gf you are doing it wrong and your situation is more apparent.

HAHA! So now not only do I need to find a girl I find attractive that wants to fuck me (impossible task), I need to find one who is willing to do so with no strings attached and just to hang out and watch a movie with or play video games with periodically.

What do you think I am? The attachment?

We're not all good looking and/or tall white guys.

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>>35065867
I'm aware you are shitposting but consider that logic would mean video game violence is equal to real violence.

>>35065820

That's why I said I'm ordering the D cup. I'd love to see a court try to claim a D cup giant titty doll is pedophilia.

>>35065920
I am a tall white male who is not fat nor deformed.
I would rather fuck a doll, I hate women.

>>35065909

I'm short and ugly plus nonwhite. That's all there is to it.

>>35065909

Is he short and ugly and Chinese/Black/Indian?

No?

Then stop mocking us. No one chooses their face/height/race.

>>35065920
I have no clue what your bar is for attractive but it's neither that hard to find nor difficult to keep, if you start soon enough. That's the big flaw a lot of people fuck up on. You won't find pretty girls that will love you for you when you hit your mid twenties, people will have grab them all up by then and you are just left with broken ones. Sure there might be a unicorn in the mix but reality is the opportunities are there, we just don't teach kids how fucking bad it gets if you don't start looking till you are older.

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>>35065942
>there are people who would want to send you to prison for having a loli sex doll
>literally no one being harmed except the guy being sent to prison
This really boggles the mind when you think about it.

>>35065942
Considering leaf land prosecuted a guy with cow titty loli books as holding child porn you be surprised. Canada seems to have a witch hurt thing with loli fans atm.

>>35066007
No, he's attractive and white thats why.

You can't expect attractive girls to want you if you're ugly and non-white.

>>35066012

Well I was brutally ugly in my early 20s since that was before my first jaw surgery, then I had all sorts of health problems that required me to even quit university for a few years. It was a miracle I made it through grad school. Now I'm in my 30s and there are no options since thin girls my age don't reply unless you're a tall white Chad. All that's left are fat/gross chicks.

I can't go back in time and even if I could I had too many problems back then to do anything different than I did.

>>35066044

Yeah no shit dumbass. That's why I'm buying a doll.

Did you have a point here?

>>35066046
There's your problem. You need to look outside of your age range. 20 year olds and 40 year olds.

The 30-ish range on dating sites is a cancer

>>35066032
It's as if the law and criminal system are meant to keep (((some people))) entrenched in wealth from fake crimes while letting real crimes go

>>35066032
It's escalation logic. They get off to loli porn/dolls they will rape a little girl. It's the same logic that a kid that plays violent vida will become a killer.

>>35066070

20 year olds don't reply either. I'm short. I'm ugly. I'm not white. I'm in my 30s. No one wants that. Easier to just stop trying. I'm getting more jaw surgery in the next few years and it might make me better looking.

Who really cares at this point. May as well just make the most of life as I can. I don't enjoy spending hours and hours sending messages to girls who ignore me and trying to convince them I have value as a human being.

If they don't see it, fuck it. I opt out.

>>35066046
>Well I was brutally ugly in my early 20s
How ugly we talking here? Just curiosity sake.
Also what >>35066070 said. I have a best friend that married a 19 year old when he was 31. He literally just kept dating young even though it made him look creeperiish, granted he always look like a pedo and we mock him and his gfs including his wife to be endlessly on that.

>>35066076
nah, it's just facilitating the crazy people. Most leafers are fucking crazy and think even finding something sexual is rape.

>>35066032
every men should be provided with a free government issued loli sexdoll in order to prevent pedos raping childen left and right, as they supposedly do.

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>>35066172

I've never seen anyone with jaws as bad as mine were after puberty. I'd say 1-2/10.

I just searched underbite to find an example.

This is not too far off I suppose on the left (before). My face was also highly asymmetric.

Now I'm maybe 3-4/10 ie. normal ugly.

>>35061953
Spread its legs, vaj and bum pic plzzzz

>>35066116
hey
>>35066172
here
>I'm short
how short? Friend I shared that cradle robed is 5'8
>I'm not white
He's mix Asian/Black about the worse you can get, however I think that's how he got girls was that persistence in knowing he was the worse mix you can get so the only way to go was up.

>>35061597
I feel like you're going to touch the seam or do something to realize what you're doing while you're fucking it and just start crying uncontrollably, then you burn the doll and go eat Waffle House uncomfortably at 3am.

>>35066116
Whew, painfull feels anon. They're all roastie bitches anyways

>>35066233
this. because sex is dirty and sinful.

>>35066219
I know it's not you but even without the eyes the right isn't ugly per say. More so average. But again I'm not great with male looks nor find them attractive so what do I know?

>>35061597
How much cost different is it just to buy the body but no head?
A headless sex doll sound fun.

>>35066231

5'7". I'm also 3-4/10 faced though. If I was at least average faced I might stand a chance. I don't really have the mental energy for it anymore.

Numbers game is brutal and I can't really compete.

>>35066233

No man. I'm way past that point. I know exactly what I'm doing. There's no delusion here. It's a practical decision.

I could spend that same money to buy a sugar baby for a month but no fucking way am I handing some roastie $2000 to rent her vagina for a month.

Now THAT's immoral.

>>35066302
where do you live exactly? Sounds like a big intercity.

>>35066267

Our left (blue background) is pre surgery. That's what I'm saying i roughly had jaws like. I also have a huge forehead which I'm getting surgery for soon.

Our right (grey background) is the after. He's better looking than me there. The Koreans are better at jaw surgery than North Americans. If I had my surgery there I would have had a better outcome and might not need revision now.

Anyway this is way off topic.

>>35061597
Real dolls are like $8k

>>35066325
>telling people online where I live in a thread about how I'm going to fuck a doll.

Yeah it's a big city. So what?

>>35066302
at least you live in the first wolrd. over here that kind of money is out of the question. i guess is cute latina hookers for me, for the rest of my life.

>>35066334
>Anyway this is way off topic.
Unless you wish to stop speaking about yourself I feel it has more measure for discussion than sex dolls, namely because like abortion people are basically either for or against it with little in between

How good are my chances flying to Japan, get loli doll, and then smuggle it into my country? Do the Japanese allow you to come pick it up?

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>>35066351
I was just curious because it seems the guys that suffer the worse in dating/sex/love and what not come from concrete jungles. I'm willing to bet >>35065430 is from a more rural area like most of Oregon or New York state where the population is no where near as dense and the rat race isn't as in your face.

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>>35066407

I don't really care one way or another. My life has been a shitshow.

Much like most of the people that come here. Mine was mainly due to shortness, ugliness, and physical health problems.

While it seems like most posters in general on this site are fucked due to mental conditions.

Either way we're mostly screwed. In my case even if my hair and jaw surgery goes well and I make it to 5-6/10 I'll be late 30s and while I look young for my age, that's way past game over too.

I'm happy enough going for a doll and then buying a hooker once or twice here or there if I feel like it.

>>35066444

Yeah maybe. I'd bet the hypergamy is worse in big cities because there are simply more chads - never any shortage. Whereas in a rural area you might only have one or two chads in a given region which isn't enough to service all the women.

Who knows. Pic related.

>>35066491
>simply more chads
I don't really think the issues is looks alone. More so considering how anytime people try to get a census on what women find attractive it's all over the place. That's not to say there isn't a bar for ugly, but I feel that would create a two way street of a lot of average looking girls falling though the cracks as well. Technically a rule area would have more pressure that handsome and pretty stick together. Hell most American and French novels of the 1700s and 1800s cover that topic in great detail that if you are a small town and you being pretty don't hook up with being pretty you are basically a shameful degenerate. I sometimes question if the issue is in a big city you get more in your face of what the bar is of pretty/successful and ugly/failure 24/7 so it's harder to find 's self and get lost in the lacking of what one has rather than building the strengths they have.

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>>35066444
>I'm willing to bet >>35065430 (You) is from a more rural area like most of Oregon or New York state
That's a big generalization there buddy.
Elkview WV. Which is basically small towns the state and not much else. Even the state capital isn't much of a city

>>35066233
Are you a girl? Only weak bitches would do that.

>>35066428
aren't the best brands made in china nowadays?

they will probably give you the capital punishment.

>>35065309

>black mold in their urethra

If the material is anything like a fleshlight's all it takes is letting it air dry and powdering

In case mold does develop, just fill the cavity with shaving cream and let it sit there for a couple of days. Better yet, fuck it with a condom using shaving cream as lube shaving cream is OK lube and dont clean it until the next time.

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>>35066656

I actually think I'd be more prone to the opposite response. Over emotionally connecting to it and loving it.

Everyone wants to love something. I don't have a cat/dog.

Look at this guy. This is what most guys end up doing with their dolls. They genuinely love the things.

The fact that it's not technically real doesn't mean you can't hold it and feel it, and when you can do that, your brain's gonna think it's real.

I'll concede it looks uncanny valley here. But so what. I can live with that. Still best option around.

As someone who thinks realdolls almost all look comically ugly and uncanny, what's the most realistic realdoll money can buy? The best of the best. Bonus points if they have a look that isn't the goofy comic book bombshell vibe most of the dolls in this thread have. They all look like an old guy's idea of what's sexy.

>>35066757
realdoll is the name of a shitty american brand, not a generic name for sex dolls. REEEEEEEEEEEE

>>35066722
As anon said idiots. You are using logic, they just hump stupidly. Hell look at how many bad reviews fleshlights and onaholes get because people don't lube the damn thing
>awful experience rub a rash on my dick. Too dry!
I fully expect this to be the same stupid that doesn't clean their sex toys and dolls.

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>>35066757
>They all look like an old guy's idea of what's sexy

wut.

Pic related. Still same 140 cm WM dolls body. Different head.

This is still my favorite. I don't undertsand how anyone can dislike this body.

Post an example of an actual girl you find attractive.

>>35066804
totally fine body but that head is just. I'm with the anon that just wants to buy the body, I think a flesh stump with a metal bit would be less boner killing then that jawline.

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>>35066823

And this face? This is my favorite. I love both those faces. I think they're both gorgeous.

What's a girl you find attractive?

You can pick a load of heads here:
https://reallovesexdolls.com/140cm-4ft7-d-cup-sex-doll/

Looks like they fixed the price problem too.

>>35066729
I can get wanting something to love and finding it in an inanimate object. It's just loving it and fucking it that makes it weird

>>35066871
I know you're (almost certainly) just shilling your sex doll resale shop, but you've still convinced me to buy one, congrats.

anyone buy one of the inflatable ones that have a realistic face? I had an anime blowup doll that was good but her pussy wasn't good.

>>35066787
who gives a shit
>>35066804
>I don't understand how anyone can dislike this body.
bro that looks exactly like what comes up when you search "barely legal teen" on Google images
It's like something my dad would jerk off to
besides, the question isn't about what I find or don't find attractive, it's about how I've never seen a realdoll that doesn't look like an alien's idea of what a human might look like based on loose descriptions of porn from 2006

>>35066900
https://www.amazon.com/Backto20s-Throat-Inflatable-Semi-solid-Silicone/dp/B00DUK4C2Y/ref=sr_1_59_s_it?s=hpc&ie=UTF8&qid=1487832398&sr=1-59&keywords=sex+doll&refinements=p_72%3A1248904011#customerReviews


heres one I was looking at

>>35066898
>I know you're (almost certainly) just shilling your sex doll resale shop, but you've still convinced me to buy one, congrats.

No I'm not. Also they didn't fix the fucking price. I'm not buying from there and don't recommend you do either unless they give a better price.

This doll shouldn't cost more than $1700. It starts as that price but as soon as you select any options the price goes up to $2400. There's other retailers for these you can buy it from. Even direct from WM dolls is only $2000.

I think they're just having a problem with their website. I'm gonna send them another email.

They've been really good with replying so far and customer service.

My only incentives for other people buying these as well are (1) it normalizes it and (2) it increases demand which will help them make newer and better models.

>>35066904

Well maybe if instead of continuing to complain you'd post an example of a girl you find attractive, someone could post a doll that is similar. Everyone has different tastes.

I'm all about the PTP.

>>35066965
preteen porn?

>>35062154

>they sewed the dress with an ass crack.

what has society come to?

>>35066980

prime teen pussy.

We used to have >tfw you missed out on PTP threads on here every day 2-6 years ago.

I guess the autist who was spamming those threads left.

The thing I remember most about a documentary on the "RealDoll" company was the fact that they're delivered in a huge, heavy duty wooden crate. Chance of discreet delivery is zero; be prepared to field questions from the neighbours.

>>35067028

What the hell kind of neighborhood do you live in? I don't speak to my neighbors and I like it that way

>>35066904
do you find human females sexually attractive at all?

sexdolls are more attractive than real females, because they are a materialization of the superlative ideals of femenine beauty, that no real woman would be able to personify, despite any amounts of surgery and makeup.

How much better are real dolls than these WM models?
If cost isn't an object are they a no brainer?

>>35067072

Real dolls aren't objectively better. Real dolls look like burned out 35 year old porn stars to me.

It just depends on your taste.

For my personal taste, WM 140 cm is king of the mountain.

>>35066965
not him or anyone that's been in the thread so far, but i don't find any of these dolls attractive, only because i've ruined my brain by doing nothing but looking at anime/manga for close to a decade.
now everything real looks like garbage to me, and even these dolls i couldn't enjoy, so i'm going to have to wait until they do anime kinds.

>>35066997
I suppose the borderline pedophilia explains it. realdolls seem to always combine features of underage and more sexually mature women in the most bizarre and jarring ways.
>>35067065
>do you find human females sexually attractive at all?
honestly I'm wondering the same about you.
based on your post I'm thinking the answer is no.

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>>35067028
>Hey John, how's it going?
>Oh this? Just my 20mm Lahti
>yeah haha, it's pretty big

When I have the money I am going to splurge on their jailbait model. I missed out on prime teen pussy but I can do it now. Its gonna be so fucking awesome I can't wait.

>>35067162
For me, these look fake enough that I can trick myself into thinking they're 2D and not meat-dimensioned.

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>>35064389
You know the rules, and so do I.
Post em or get out.

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>>35062776
>What damaged mine was having to store her in a storage unit, because my folks had to move in with me. Obviously I cant just go from fucking my doll 10 times a day, to not fucking her at all so I would fuck her at the storage place. She just got dirty. And she had old cum festering in her holes since i couldnt clean her at a storage facility, so id fuck her with condoms. I just had to put her out of her misery and throw her away.

This is the funniest thing I've read on this website in a very long time.

>>35062906
>>35064581

r o a s t i e s

oreg

>>35063165
>Naaah I'll get the doll and try to enjoy something in my life for a change.

Godspeed anon, fuck her for us

>>35067213

I like that about them too. I don't want them to look too real. I want them to be "better than real".

Anyway guys I'm going to bed. Catch you all again in some other thread.

I'll post some pics when I get the doll if I can take some that don't identify me in any way by my house. I'm paranoid.

Looking forward to receiving her/it.

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>>35067213
it's not that it looks "fake", it's that it literally doesn't look like an anime character.
i can't stand the way those dolls look, the small eyes, the noses look fucking weird and they all especially have these enormous fat lips that just disgust me now, although i know it's because i'm warped.
literally would have to be like a pvc anime figurine's face like pic related or i would never be interested

>>35067327

Some companies make ones like that. I just can't tell you which because I'm not into that sort of thing.

I'm pretty sure I've seen ones you might like. Can't say for sure htough.

>>35064054
Hahaha, I hate you so much.

>>35064283
it's le reddit science

>>35067339
well if you find it and this thread doesn't hit the limit before then, feel free to lay it on me
i've even considered getting dolls and then putting kigurumi masks on them, but all the kigurumi masks i've ever seen don't look quite right either
it's the mouths mainly, nobody seems to be able to get them looking right

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>>35067429
>

yeah man it looks hard to find what you want actaully.

closest I can find facially

What's the really high end brands of those dolls? I feel like the stuff in this thread is not up there in terms of lifelike visage.

>>35061763
Elliott Rodgers the post

>>35067497
yeah and that's not really even in the same ballpark for what i'd want
there's no way i'd be willing to spend that kind of money unless i was going to be completely satisfied

>>35061754
>>35065309
What deaths? What suicides? I've never heard of this. Do you have sources?

>>35065309
Source? I've heard of UTIs but not black mold specifically. And when I google I only get godlikeproductions.

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>>35067584
Here's a Level-D doll. Japanese, silicone, around $10k. I read that these dolls aren't that good for fucking, more for display.

>>35061763
I'm too poor to afford a doll ever but honestly I fantasize about these things regularly.

Dressing her up and making up some scenarios would be better than actually fucking it.

>>35061597
why dont you just get a basement, kidnap a woman and make her your sex slave...?

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>>35066219
Did you ever visit loveshy forums and go by the name 'advanced'? If not nvm. If so hey, we used to be friends and haven't talked in a while.

I'm a biological female and I've always really wanted a real doll. I like the young baby faced asian type kind of like this:
>>35067497
More realistic though and I like the big tits.

I don't think it's that creepy even though I completely get the person who's saying it's like touching a corpse. But strangely enough it's similarities to a corpse turns me on.

I'm queer and I'm able to bag real women because though I'm not really pretty I can some what sort of be normal socially; yet I still want a real doll pretty badly.

I have found some much prettier ones than any of the ones posted in this thread but I didn't save the pictures on this computer. Though the face of OP's is cute.