Embarrassing Fast Food Experiences

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>>35060985
>going through drive-thru
>pull up to speaker
>they ask me what I want
>"yeah, can I p-please have a number 4 small"
>"I'm sorry, can you please repeat that sir? I couldn't hear you."
>"yeah can I have a number 4 small."
>Several seconds of silence, I'm overcome with embarrassment and anxiety at this point
>"Sorry, could you say it one more time? I am having trouble hearing you."
>It's too much at this point, I decide to cut my losses
>"You know what, never mind."
>I pull up, but there are several cars ahead of me
>can't reverse out of there because there are cars behind me too
>I sit there like an autist for several minutes, waiting for the cars ahead of me to get their orders
>as I drive past the window, I make eye contact with the employee, and she has a look of confusion/pity on her face

Needless to say, I never went back to that restaurant again. Now I tend to order inside and take it to go, I have a soft voice and drive-thru's are one of my many enemies.

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>>35060985
LMAO
is that you dude? We took a couple of pictures before you left. Your entire body is a mess. Doesn't look like you're holding up too well, poor you.

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>in mcdonalds
>loud
"what drink would you like with that?"
>don't hear her
>instincts kick in
"...yes."
>she stares at me blankly

>enjoy the food
>you too

>>35061410
You Pok Guy

>>35060985
hello i work at wendy's and if its a drink you have to ask for a refill for you probably can't get a refill my guy

>>35061410
oh my god i've actually dealt with this too, but the guy got mad at me when i couldn't hear him
like, seriously i'm sorry if i can't hear you, the speaker sucks and i'm trying my hardest to hear you over the static dude
my look of confusion is because like, why don't you just come inside dude

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>go to McDonalds
>several cars in front of me waiting to place their orders
>guy ahead of me finishes ordering but only pulls up half a car length
>the front of my car is on the sensor showing someone is trying to order but its only the front of the car and I cant go forward because of the guy ahead of me
>hear the girl ask me what I want
>start sweating because I dont want to yell my order and embarrass myself
>wait untill guy in front finally pulls up
>pull up and sit by the screen with the mic for 5 mins
>girl finally says "hello?"
>dont know what to say so i just pull around and leave
>go to BK across the street

>>35061843
hey i'm gonna hang out here because its real interesting to hear the other side of this
i'm better at my job now so i can kinda gauge if a car isn't actually up enough, but when i started i would ask people when we had a huge backed up line and some people actually said "im not close enough" and i was like oh my god, like i was real embarrassed
but like, just say "hello" or something like, i'm gonna get mad at you but fuck it huh, i don't visibly show my anger over the mic

>McDonalds create your taste promotion
>decide to create burger for the fun of it
>end up creating what is essentially a bacon and egg sandwich (no beef patty)
>massively fucking overpriced
>get some fries too
>McDonalds workers cannot understand my creation and loudly begin discussing what they are sure is a mistake
>so loud I can hear them from across the store, as can everybody else there
>eventually they track me down and ask me to confirm the order, speaking so loudly it's like I am being shouted at
>everyone now looking at me
>confirm yes, that is what I want
>they make it and bring it out to me
>designated waitress for the promotion brings everything on a little wooden tray
>she knocks over my fries
>a second spectacle is created at my table as she picks them up, apologising profusely and goes to get more
>quickly eat my food, almost inhaling the fries so I can GTFO
>completely overpriced shit, regret not just ordering nuggets like I usually do

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>>35061786
>why don't you just come inside dude
Yeah, I so pathetic I just might as well get rid of any ideas of fucking women and come inside dude

>>35061919
hahahah, you goddamn comedian
like, hey maybe we'll never fuck girls, whatever right
we're here because we suck and we're fuckin' lonely
theres a girl at fuckin' work who wants me and i'm too fuckin' beta to bang her
the fuck can y'do right?
you're in good hands

>>35060985
that means she thinks you're beta and you are beta you have been detected your cover has been blown your not fooling anyone anymore run, get out of there before she takes a pic of you without your permission and posts it to one of her normie sites or a thug takes advantage of your autism and mugs you tun OP run this world is not men't for you run OP run they are trying to get you.

>>35060985
everybody stutters as a matter of fact don't let nothin' hold you back if the scatman can do it, brotha so can you.

>>35061843
I do things like this all the time...
At least driving around in anxiety driven loops keeps me out of the house.

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>>35060985

>tfw asked to pay compliments to the chef at pizza hutt to impress a girl

>>35062136
Someone post the screen capture of the original post this one is referencing

>>35062136
I remember this story.
Shit was great

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>order 2 big mac meals
>$16.27 total
>give her $20
>she gives me it back
>"k-keep the change"
>tells me she can't accept tips and hands me the dollar back
>put it on the counter and say "well ill just conveniently leave it here than be a shame if someone found it and kept it haha"
>wink at her
>she winces
>guy behind me in line grabs me and asks her if theres a problem
>she says im offering her money
>shoves me out of line and says if i want to give girls money for affection to get a hooker
>manager tells me not to come back

>>35062323
Something like that will probably happen to me.
I can't handle that shit.

>>35060985

>asking for a refill

wasn't there a machine in the lobby for people to help themselves???

>>35060985
Anyone else get called "ma'am" when you answer the phone at home?

>>35062323
Telling her to keep the change and trying to leave it on the counter are both much more demanding than just taking the change without saying a word. Trying to have a human interaction always the first step toward failing.

>>35062394
>at work today
>filling up a drink
>hear black guys from behind saying 'miss'
>know they're trying to get my attention
>hear one say 'naw man thats a guy'
>wander back to my post mumbling "jesus christ man.."

i guess my hairs fuckin' beautiful. fucking niggers

>>35062469
>get shit talked
>do nothing

THIS is why white women prefer BBC.

>>35062220
>>35062226
pIease post it

>>35062481
black people scare me and i wish they would all be shot or put in jail
i could give a fuck what the general population is sucking on dude

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>>35062512
Sorry for trash, first one I could see on google images.

>>35061410
Jesus christ bud

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>>35062136
Why did you have to remind me of that post

>>35061410
This one actually hurt.
I could picture it all.

>>35060985
>tfw you made your own nuggets at home

Everything went better than expected

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>>35062012

>that woodkid reference

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>>35062323
This hits me. Whenever we try to interact with normies and find a place in society, it always backfires on us big time. It doesn't make sense to me why these things always happen to us.

>>35062323

>guy behind me in line grabs me and asks her if theres a problem

The moment someone starts to get phsyical you have to knock that faggot the fuck out. Why were you so beta anon?

>>35062323
>throwing perfectly good money away to offer a "tip" to an employee that really can't accept it due to policy
I hope this was a good learning experience.

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>work at mcdonalds
>customer hands me extra money after I've already rung it up and started getting their change
>figure out he wants a larger bill back
>forget how to do basic math
>freeze up and mumble about giving him the original change
>he asks what high school i went to
>don't answer
>just stand there for a while as he looks at me like a retard
>eventually he takes the extra back and accepts the original change

fuck im dumb
this was many years ago and it still haunts me
now I have a phobia of working a service job and the customer expecting me to do basic math in my head

>>35062561
crop it mang

My car broke down at the speaker in the drive thru at McDonald's. They had to close down the drive thru for several hours while I scrambled to fix my car. Haha

>ask for a crescent on a local bakery
>I want someone with some Spreaded Milk inside of it
>the girl said she does not have, but she can make one if I want
>I said "Te relleno"
(I'm from a spanish language country, basically I said her something like I fill you, is like a sexual harassment)

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>>35062323
>here's your change
>mumble keep the change
>What sir?
>n-nothing
>awkwardly put change into back pocket and walk away

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>walk into blimpies
>old bitch asks what I want
>start telling her the bread type, toasted
>barks that I gotta order off the menu
>have never had to do that before
>order something off the menu that I don't even want

>>35062469

Cut your hair, you faggot

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>kfc
>buy a family bucket of my fatass
>get a bottle of pepsi and sides
>have to balance all this shit on one tray
>walking away from the counter the bottle slips to the end of the tray causing me to drop everything
>the floor and myself end up getting covered in a flurry of chicken, grease, gravy and ice cream
>the whole place just freezes
>something needs to break the tension
"I-I guess I sh-should've gone to the gym after all"
>nobody laughs
>the people behind the counter look pissed
>a girl at the back of the queue has gravy all up the back of her pants
>I turn around and walk out pretending to find the whole thing funny

>>35063191
hahahah, get fucked buddy. this place is a hive for people to throw out any insult they can for no fuckin' reason other than to try to harass some stranger on the internet. i look badass with my long hair

>>35063211

If you get mistaken for a woman, I guarantee you do not look "badass"

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>>35063198
that was really amusing, made my day, man.

>>35063256
hey if i'm not badass at least i'm beautiful
we can't all be born girls buddy
two sides to the coin, if they thought i was a girl clearly my hairs fuckin' pretty and thats awesome.

>>35061410
Report that bitch

>>35063198
>>I turn around and walk out pretending to find the whole thing funny
Big mistake, they know anon, we all know...it was embarrassing

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>>35061518
shitty b8 pls kys

>>35062561
holy shit these stories cant be real

>be cashier
>person hands me a 20 for something that costs 13.95
>ring him up
>says he has change
>hands me 29 cents
>forget basic math and stand there like an idiot
>finally give him 14.24

Why the fuck did he do that if he was gonna get uneven change back anyway

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>>35062858
nah, you sorta did the right thing. ass hats who do that are trying to scam the register by flustering clerks like yourself.

>>35063696
20-13.95 = 6.15
6.15 + 29 = 6.34

You gave him 8 more than he should have gotten

>>35063696
see
>>35063745
pretty sure you fucked up

>>35063856
your math is wrong but you got the right answer.

>>35062858
That's called a flim-flam my dude

>>35063856
>>35063883
Sorry just had a brainfart with that post.
I got out a calculator that time and I'm pretty sure I handed him that

I'm just confused as to why someone would do that

>>35063198
That's not funny. At all. Someone's gotta clean that up and you only made yourself look like a complete asshole. You're one of those uberautists that leave a fucking mess at fast food restaurants and then sneaks out before anyone notices.

>>35060985
16 first job worked at Taco Bell it was friday closing the store took trash out (130 am) got jumped by a druggy ass bum stabbed him in the chest with a box cutter (to open the boxes in back) half the cutter broke stabbed him in the neck he died they found body later no ca.eras was question but gg

>>35063965
Didn't read that part about the scamming.
Forgot to add, his excuse was

"I wanted to use this change."

Never even heard of flim flammers till now

What's the proper way of dealing with em?

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>be in drive thru
>qt asks for credit card
>gives it back to me
>keep it in my hand for some reason
>qt gives me food
>I still have my credit card in my hand
>drive away
>trying to put my credit card back, roll up my window and drive foward
>forgot to leave foot on clutch because driving below 10 MPH
>car stalls
>OHSHITOHSHITOHSHIT
>trying to spastically start my car again
>it wont turn on because I'm panicking and forgetting foot on clutch turns it on
>qt is still watching me
>finally get it to start
>drive off and sweating gallons of sweat

I'm never going back to that Wendy's again. She probably told all of her coworkers about the autist that stalled in front of the drive thru.

>>35064085
>driving a manual like a normie
i know you bought it to look cool but playing musical cock in your car isn't doing you any favors might as well give up

>>35064063
Don't listen to those retards, the guy wasn't trying to scam you out of a few cents. Actual flim flammers use large bills and talk fast to confuse you to scam you out of hundreds of dollars. Not really sure what you can do in that situation besides calling your supervisor over

>>35061410
Sounds like a poorly designed drive-thru. The wendys by my place has an extra aisle for the drive-way so people can pull out of there if need be.

>>35063696
>comes up with 14.24
Correct answer was 6.34, anon.

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>>35061410
Thats why I usually order inside. Better I speak normal inside than having a shouting match outside.

>>35060985
WTF OP, she didn't mean it to be offensive.

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>>35064140
>Driving automatic like a normie

>>35060985
Complain to the manager you nigger ape. They can't condescend on you like that.

If you stutter when talking to the manager, tell 'em you got special needs or something and that you felt offended by the cashier's tone.

>>35063696
>forget basic math and stand there like an idiot
... Congratulations you did it again!

>>35064243
>driving a car like a normie
i can do this all night champ

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Hello I just quit my job as a shift supervisor at a KFC, ready to spill all the big secrets

Ask
Me
Anything

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>>35064140
Only cucks drive autotragics.

>>35063973
>has to "sneak out" after leaving dirty tray from tendies and fries
>implying
what exactly?
do you think people arrive here because they've carefully manicured their image for years?

>>35064288
tell me about niggers and how they mees with you

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>getting a meal at subway
>first time going there
>"Can I get the Turkey BLT please."
>she keeps staring at me
>asks me what kind of bread
>"Turkey BLT I said."
>asks again what kind of bread
>"Oh...uh...hmm...regular."
>no no what kind of bread
>legs start shaking
>"What's the bread that is tan-colored?"
>she knows I mean Italian bread
>I can't believe I fucking said that
>she asks 6 inch or 12 inch
>start thinking of penis size
>in a very clear voice I say "Mine's 12 inch big please."
>she snorts
>I say that I'm real sorry and I'll come back another time
Hell on Earth.

>>35064288
What are some secret items

Also

Will they take a guy who is 22 and has no experience? I need a job. Also, how was the interview?

>>35064288
You should make your own thread about this

>>35064410
Not him but as someone that works at a fast food restaurant i know you can literally have killed a guy and they will still hire you.

>>35064371
holy shit you have no idea

literally the worst customers, bar none
>always rude
>always trying to scam free food off of you
>always asking for extra

>ayy mang could you throw some extra biscuits in there
>sorry I can't do that
>damn daniel! come on dog

>>35062561
holy fuckffgv

>>35062136
fucking kek i am dying

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>>35061410
you gotta speak up boy

>>35064288
How does it feel to have worked for a brand that doesn't give a shit about its image? Would you have considered Popeyes an actual competitor?

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>>35064405
owch
my social anxiety is burning

>>35064410
>22 and has no experience

yep they will take anyone as long as you work

>secret items

2 pieces of dark meat for $2. For maximum jewry ask for 2 thighs for supreme meat to dollar ratio.

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>>35064405
>Go to subway
>Want to get a meatball sub
>Preparing in my head to say i want a footlong meatball
>End up stuttering and saying "id like a football"

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>>35062136
Thank you for giving me such a good laugh.

>>35064294
You're a fucking pig that makes other people miserable. You give autists a bad image and are part of why normies hate robots.

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>>35064288
is this pic true?

also any stories?

>>35064489
>How does it feel to have worked for a brand that doesn't give a shit about its image?

Pretty good, most customers don't give a shit either

>Would you have considered Popeyes an actual competitor?

No. That extra few dollars you have to pay makes a big difference in the type of customer that comes in.

>>35064628
Honestly Popeyes is the same quality as KFC but more expensive. I thought it was considered meme-tier by actual KFC employees. I'm deliberately ignoring the part about clientele.

>>35064616
irrc KFC moved away from the actual 11 herbs and spices a long time ago

However the "herbs and spices" packages say things like "Don't let Ronald get his hands on this!"

>stories

>be me
>every morning guy comes in with MLP hat on
>always wearing old anime t-shirts
>uses the same coupon to get discount popcorn chicken for 50 cents less
>manager tells me he hits all the KFCs in town every morning

>>35062323
If you tipped her just for being female fucking kill yourself

>boss tells employees they can't accept tips or they get written up
>dipshit customers trying to get us fired because they can't stop wasting money

>>35064612
I give a shit what some normie thinks, they hated me from day one stopped hating me.

>>35064259
>implying anyone here would have that level of social skill

>>35064681
>Popeyes is the same quality as KFC

One of the guys I worked with used to be a cook at Popeyes and according to him they run a much tighter ship and he "couldn't believe" how dirty and unkept the kitchen's were at KFC. He would constantly brag about how they put so much more effort into the food at Popeyes.

>>35064750
>living up to their lack of expectations
Like I said, you're part of the problem, autist. You're hurting other robots by feeding the stereotype.

>>35064747
This.

>>35064147
using large bills isnt likely to work bc they expect the clerk to check for counterfeits and will likely handle the extra cash more carefully from their register.

if they walk out with 10-15 bucks more than they came in with AND a free meal, they just won.

>>35062782
Not him but even if my personality wasn't that of a complete beta, I would at least have the presence of mind to acknowledge my body is in now way close to being in a condition to take on someone else in a fight. I'd get absolutely rocked.

>>35064788
I guess the Popeyes I went to was just plain fucking shit then. It was an awful flavorless experience full of bathed-in-grease food and dirty dining area.

>>35064147
>Actual flim flammers use large bills and talk fast to confuse you to scam you out of hundreds of dollars
Good thing I'm an aspie and concentrate on one thing at a time.

>at subway
>Ask girl for cucumbers
>she puts two fucking cucumbers on my 6" sub
>Ask her: "can I get more cucumbers?"
>"No. What else?"
>Continue to tell her what I want until sandwich is finished

That was the last time I went to Subway.

>>35064931
Subway employees literally have specific instructions not to give people extra toppings. It's bullshit.

>>35064405
IT"S CALLED A TURKEY CLUB YOU FUCKING RETARD

TURKEY CLUB

>>35064931
thats bull shit. they have a formula that says basically: 3 of everything for 6" subs and 6 of everything for foot longs. this includes black olives, which is laughable. i always say to them "and a handful of black olives, please." and they always deliver.

>>35060985
I laughed out loud, sorry

>>35064085
Thats not even that bad you faggot.

Your story sucks and so do you.

>>35064063
High impact rape.

>>35065043
The service disappointed me every time I went there. I'm glad I live in a city so I have more options for sandwich places.

>>35060985
>go to subway every day
>all the employees know my exact order by now
>new girl starts working there
>she's super smiley and happy
>don't realize she's new
>"j-just the usual heh"
>"what?"
>"J-jus- oh, can I a footlong turkey on wheat?"
>she doesn't hear me
>"t-turkey on a footlong wheat"
>her smile is gone
>just turn around and head towards the door
>she yells after me "sir are you okay?"
>"t-thanks"

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>go into Whataburger to get my tendies
>on my bike so i just want the chicken so i can eat at home in peace
>"that'll be $6.73 or whatever"
>hand her the cash and it occurs to me that amount is too much for just chicken
>too late now
>she hands me a cup and i sit down and wait
>few minutes later some big black lady comes over to me with my meal
>i really don't want to eat here
>stuff box of tendies and tendy accessories into my satchel bag
>contemplate trying to ride home with a large dink in hand
>way too uncoordinated for that
>stuff empty cup in bag as well
>get up to leave and the black lady is looking at me with these wide black lady eyes
>she then walks away snickering
>get home and realize i forgot to get ketchup

>>35065264
naw nigga i think you forgot your change..

>>35065322
no i always pay with exact change

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>at wendys
>buy a double cheeseburger meal with a large coke to go
>the lady puts it on a tray
>i pick up the tray and turn around
>realise it's to go and i was actually going to leave
>turn back around quickly to put the tray back
>turn too quick
>the large coke falls off the tray and hits the floor
>spills everywhere
>the floor infront of the counter is now entirely flooded with coke, and stacys are standing in line looking at me
>run the fuck out
>realise i left my double cheeseburger meal on the counter
>walk back inside and take the my double cheeseburger meal
>run the fuck out

>>35064063
proper way to handle the situation is to tell them you can't make change after the transaction has gone thru the register.

if they press, explain that the bills in the till are supposed to match what the reconcile slip says at the end of your shift.

if they don't buy that excuse, tell your manager you suspect a flim flammer and they will say, no.

not so easy to do if you work alone at a gas station or something. but that's why you are supposed to lay their money flat across the register and count back the change (to the nearest dollar) and keep counting the cash back each bill at a time.

example:
>purchase rings up to $13 and 17 cents.
>patron hands you a 20
>figure out 17 cents from a dollar is 83 cents.
>hand 83 cents to customer, saying aloud "83 cents make 14"
>"plus 1 is 15"
>"plus 5 is twenty"

this way you're sure not to fuck up.

Fat girl starts saying "I hate homeless people" as I was walking away(which I was). Didn't notice my fancy Amex blue at all

when will you idiots learn that fast food is no place for a robot? you have to be loud and interact quickly and perfectly or else normies are on ya. learn to cook and your lives will be simpler. you dont even need to interact at a grocery store if it has self checkouts

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>>35063973
You think he dropped that fucking food on purpose?

>Back when I was around 10.
>Going to buy some lunch after a visit to the local library.
>Go to KFC.
>Have all my money in my pocket.
>Order my food.
>Watch as they start putting it in the box for me.
>"That'll be X dollars and 95 cents.
>Pull my money out of my pocket.
>Only have (X - 2) dollars.
>Realise some of money fell out of my wallet.
>Look at the cashier.
>Look at my money.
>Look at the cashier again.
>Run out of there at light speed, never to return to that shopping centre ever again.
It's been around 15 years and I still don't go to that shopping centre because I'm scared that someone will laugh at me because of it.

>>35065606
what the fuck man. 15 years? those people probably dont even work there anymore

>>35065606
dude he probably forgot about it like a day later

>>35065661
>>35065665
I never claimed it was rational.

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>>35064455
Black people do the same for their friends, it's why they ask
>mfw all the free shit I've gotten over the years - only from my niggas

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>work in fast food
>get put on drive-thru register
>regularly drop people's money, especially change

fucking sucked

>>35064085
she probably doesn't know anything about a manual and just thinks your car shat itself

>>35062961
Fucking mexiniggers

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>>35062765
>harassing a female worker trying to do her job
>gets reprimanded for it
explain to me, why its the normies fault again?

>>35065188
I feel you laddie

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>>35062323
this is awful

>pay for something (in cash because autist)
>cashier starts giving me change
>"keep the change, thank you"
>"but sir are you sure you want to leave it?"
>"haha it's o-okay it's only like a quarter"
>it's something crazy like 61 cents or something
>pressure me to take it back
>"haha my bad guess i'm not paying attention th-thanks"

>>35065561
the first time I used self checkout the screen had some error after I began, and a stacie had to walk over and punch in some code. I said hi and she just ignored me.

>always use cash because using my card is scary
>like to give exact change so i can minimize human interaction
>dont have exact change
>give like 2 pence more than needed
>dont want to wait around and look cheap but want the 2p
or
>give exact change
>its all coppers
>worried its wrong so i stand there like an autist while they count it
>people behind me visibly annoyed
>its never wrong

also how do i effectively bag my stuff at a store? Its always awkward and i drop things. I hate buying more than 2 or 3 items because of this.

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Not a fast food story but I'll tell this one

>at resturant with family for mums birthday
>always order chicken parmigiana every time we come to this place
>mum says
>"Anon you always order the same thing every time"
>"Because I like it"
>"order something different for my birthday okay?"
>can't pick anything but chicken parm
>staring at menu
>waitress arrives
>whole family orders
>my turn to order
>silence
>waitress says "Pressures on"
>everyone laughs
>order steak
> what type?
>normal
>what size?
>size?
>200g, 300g or 400g
>200g pls
>mum says thats too small get a larger one
>300g then pls
>how do you want it cooked?
>?
> rare, medium rare, well done :)
>medium
>FRIES OR SALAD
>Just want to die
>fries
>food comes out
>fries and salad mixed together
>meat is medium rare and all raw inside


Should have got chicken parm

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>>35066731
>REEEE ROASTIE I JUST WANTED MY CHEESEY TENDIE

>>35066731
Medium rare is the best way to cook a steak though.

>>35066524
>normies consider grabbing a guy and shoving him to be acceptable behavior

>>35064965
Are you new here? That's not how you trip at all

>>35066731
>>200g pls
>>mum says thats too small get a larger one

i hate this. Why cant i have a small steak?
>go to fancy restaurant for dads birthday
>not very hungry
>something something steak is listed at 19 pounds per 100g
>think "oh so you get a small steak" since the others are around 24 pounds and that puts it in the same price range
>order 100g of it
>waiter says you have to have at least 300
>panic and sperg out
>end up ordering nothing
>feel so embarrassed and ashamed?

>>35061843
someone who used to work fast food here
just saying nothing until you're pulled up
we usually know if a car isn't pulled up far enough, and if we don't then if we say "what can I get for you?" and there's no answer either we assume the car isn't up or that you're getting ready to answer

no big deal lad

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>Go to McDonalds
>Order Two $1 McDoubles with just cheese & ketchup
>'Just so you know sir, the McDoubles aren't a dollar anymore'
>Look it up on the menu, they are the same price as the double cheeseburger
>"O-Oh okay, that's fine, just the two double cheeseburgers then"
>She asks if I want it there or to go
>Didn't realize she was asking me, answer 20 seconds too late to be normal
>Eventually get food
>Get home
>They didn't make them Cheese and Ketchup Only
>Have to wipe the onions and pickles and mustard off with a napkin and add my own ketchup, still has a mustardy oniony aftertaste
>get the shits like 20 minutes after eating

T-Thanks ronald

>be me 24 years old
>mom takes me to KFC and gives me money
>I go in by myself while she waits outside
>I look at the menu confused
>I just wanted chicken not all these meal deals with all these sides
>mom didn't give me enough for a bucket of chicken
>I stood there for a good five minutes and began to feel the symptoms of a panic attack coming on
>my mom hid my Xanax because I abuse them
>I start hyperventilating while the cashier stares visibly disturbed
>my fight or flight respons kicks in and I bolt outside to moms car
>"what did you get anon?"
>heart racing, breathing hard, took me a good 5 minutes to calm down
> I explained to her how I didn't know how to order just chicken without all those sides
>she took me through the drive through and we got a bucket
>I jewed that bitch hard

>>35067228
Everyday life must be a struggle for you desu, I hope things get better

>>35064268
>Leaving the house like a normie

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>>35060985
Did you eat that spicy goodness....
LIKE A BOSS?

>>35067255
how do you eat? I want to know so i can become the ultimate hikikomori

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>>35062136
you win the internet

>>35067245
Thanks man I don't know you but thanks

>>35067292
Use my poo as soil for tatoes and melons

>>35060985
>fast food
>not cooking

>>35064965

It depends on the franchise. I worked for a dude who said to go to town. A happy customer is worth more than 4 cents worth of pickles. The franchisor on the other side of town counted spinach leaves.

Your best bet is to find a small indian owned subway, and order there.

>>35067292
>What is pizza delivery?

Are you even a neet

>>35067413
>i can afford pizza delivery every day
sorry, i dont shit gold bars.

>>35067292
I have my groceries delivered to my door. My parents pay for them each month. If I'm feeling confident enough once in a blue moon I'll order Chinese delivery.

>>35066718
>always use cash because using my card is scary
why is using a card scary

>>35067505
When I was five I sexually assaulted by a grocery store clerk.
He took me in the back room and said that to pay for the lollies I wanted to buy, I had to swipe my foreskin through the EFTPOS machine.
I've been so traumatised, I haven't used anything but cash since.

>>35064545
That's not even that embarassing, pretty funny desu

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>whisper to my dad what i want so he cant speak to the cashier

>>35067505
im petrified ill forget my pin and that ill have to go put things back shamefully or that people will think im a thief. Also, that they might steal all my money though i know this is silly.

>>35067624
I actually do laugh about it now. Its just funny because i spent like 5 minutes in line preparing to say exactly what i wanted and i fucked it up completely when it was time.

>at subway
>tell the sandwich guy my friend wants a six-inch
>"six-inches of what?"
>get flustered and ask my friend to order for himself

>>35067292
I just order my groceries online and get the supermarket to deliver them.

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>Go to McDonalds
>Ask for a big mac and a coke
>The cashier girl starts to visibly hold back laughter
>I start to feel eyes all across the restaurant lock on to me
>She finally regains composure and condescendingly tells me that I need to use the ordering counter and not the collection counter
>I never heard about this before so I say "huh?"
>She motions over a burly security man with her finger
>"Look - we don't need trouble makers here"
>I say I just wanted a big mac and a coke
>I start to grin like an idiot as a coping mechanism but it's half assed and my lips start to twitch
>I try to walk out and accidentally pull the door instead of push
>Run home and cry

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>>35065188
>just turn around and head towards the door
>she yells after me "sir are you okay?"
>"t-thanks"
bullshit
I refuse to believe that

>>35067964
>>35067468
im more scared of having to talk to the delivery guy than i am of the self-checkout. Even if i have to go outside i dont talk to anyone. I hate my signature too - everyone else has a fancy squiggle but i just write my name.

>>35068006
just go shopping at like 4am then, i do that sometimes too

the supermarkets are really empty at that time

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>at oporto (australian fast food chain)
>manage to barely bumble and stammer my way through my order, got the Bondi Bites, chips and a drink
>waiting with my receipt for my number to be called out
>it never gets called out
>waiting for at least 10 minutes, people in line after me are getting served before me
>start getting nervous, certain that they forgot my order
>can't stand conflict or arguments, so I line up again to reorder
>same Stacey at the counter, gives me funny look beofre taking my order
>order my Bondi Bites meal again
>she says "you must be hungry, didn't you just order that a while ago?"
>"y-yeah i sure am"
>pay for my second order, just after I finished paying, my original order is called out
>a look appears on stacey's face that is a mixture of utter confusion and disappointment
>have to awkwardly wait another 10 minutes for my second order while eating my first

i wanted to die. pic related is Bondi Bites, they were delicious. I'm too terrified to go back to Oporto though

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>>35065369
>run the fuck out
>realise i left my double cheeseburger meal on the counter
>walk back inside and take the my double cheeseburger meal
>run the fuck out
this thread is great

>>35062561
First mistake was to go for a pizza in a first date.
Also complimenting the food without even taste it forst is stupud as hell.
Third mistake was try to impress her and not being himself. Really

>be 17
>order some food at mcdonalds for me and my buddy
>carrying the tray with the food to the table my buddy was at
>autistically stumble over nothing
>fall over and spill all the food and beverages on the floor
>decide that the only thing i can do is lie there and pretend i passed out or something
>lie still for about 10 seconds while everyone stares
>guy asks "are you alright?"
>abruptly open eyes and get up and say "sorry about this" then try shoveling the mess to the side with my foot
>staff come over and start cleaning up
>we leave the mcdonalds

it wouldnt have been as bad if i didnt decide to lie down

>>35062385
Depending on where you live, they dont cause fucking niggers come in with giant jugs and just fill them up and leave

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>at subway
>"6 inch or 12 inch bread"?
>"5 inch"

>>35068128
ive embarrassed myself ay subway so many times it's unreal

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>>35068006
I just write my name too. Left handed. My handwriting is a mess.

>>35068125
>fall over and spill all the food and beverages on the floor
>decide that the only thing i can do is lie there and pretend i passed out or something
fuck you I didn't even have a drink in my mouth and I still spit all over my monitor picturing that

>>35068036
Oporto is the shit.
Man, I wish I had a standalone Oporto nearby. The only one near me is twenty five minutes away by bus in a shopping filled with normies and cunts.

>>35067990
>ordering counter and not the collection counter
is that a thing?

>>35068202
Apparently so. I never heard about it before now, it's one of those cases where it's "normies some how know this shit despite never being told" and us robots have to figure this shit out at the cost of our dignity.

You know all these problems can be signs of hormone problems, you realise that? Not autism, but hormone imbalances. I recommend getting full bloods done, testosterone, B12 and iron.

>>35068036
I could easily eat two loads of those as a main meal. How many chips were there? If you got full you could stuff them in a bag and eat them later as a snack. Heating up chips in a microwave can also be done if you eat same day.

No problem anon.

>>35068202
yeah, it's been a thing for a few years now

not all places are like that, but a lot are

>>35067990
What? Why was she laughing in the forst place

>>35068354
because anon is paranoid during every single social interaction

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>>35061410
im with you anon

dem feels

>>35062323
Good you deserve it. Just act normal in public and stop trying to make a gay ass scene.

>>35064712
I feel like this guy is with us here, reading this.

>>35066626
i used to be like that with cash but im getting used to paying with card,pin only though swipe is too much for me!

>>35067228
Kfc is really complicated though. I never go there

>>35064545
[genuine audible kek]

>>35067505
autists are cretures of habit

breaking a routine is wincing

also the whole mindblank forgetting your pin in a crowded store with people behind you is terrifying

also when a pin machine doesnt work is horrid also

or the dreaded "your card has been rejected sir" ive always got money in my account but that would make me not want to leave the house for a year

>>35068483
Stopped going to kfc after toonie Tuesdays if you're not saving a ton of money i ain't that really greasy shit

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>>35065606
whats with you people running out? thats even more emberassing than just some miscommunication or not having enough money. tf, you guys all make it far worse than it already is

>>35067228
i was just as bad as you...without the xnax and i was thrown out at 15 on the street

you learn to cope anon......its been 15 years but i learned and still am learning.

i couldnt even catch a bus or go to a barber without holding mummys hand and BOOM thrown into the deep end of the adult world,i didnt sink

I know all these feels anon. Going out in public is fucking terrifying. Sometimes it takes me 10-20 minutes just to psychologically prepare myself to leave my apartment.

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Man, I fucking love these threads. So comfy.

This is what it's all a about. Not roastie and trap shit. Proper content

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>>35061410
Holy fucking kek
An extremely original kek at that

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this is your face when you realize this thread is a very good ad for wenshits

i aint gonna buy your stupid sandwich

>>35068234
because there's a giant fucking "ORDER HERE" and "COLLECT HERE" on a plaque hanging from the ceiling you mouthbreathing retard, nobody's going to teach you how to read in a fast food bar
holy shit you are so pathetic it hurts

>be at pizza place
>tray stand is unstable as fuck, my tray falls off and a plate breaks
>pizza kurd says its ok, they'll clean it up for me
>an overweight lady in her 40s goes berserk and grabs me, shouting in my face that im careless and disrespectful. pizza kurd tries to calm her down
>she backs off and stutter "y-yes" and go to help kurd cleaning man
>he says "it's ok man i got this"
>i quickly slip out the door while berserker lady glares at me and never return

>>35068686
Don't worry about it, I also hate the elderly.

>>35061410
your anxiety is so bad I really think you should seek help. no joke. that story hurt to imagine.

>>35068746
How do we know our anxiety is so bad that we need help?

>>35068557
That's interesting because I was kicked out not even 2 weeks ago. I'm learning the bus system getting my meds, trying to stabilize. I can see how people sink, most of the other homeless I have encountered are looking for that next swig or puff. Just gotta keep improving

>>35068799
If it impedes with your ability to effectively function in society and meet your personal needs

>McDonald's
>Getting coffee
>"How would you like your coffee?"
>Caffeine

This happened years ago and I still want to die.

>>35062858
I really hate this too. I just can't do basic math as fast as other people and I freeze up when put on the spot. tfw brainlet cashiers can do simple math more efficiently than me.

You think this shit is bad. You really think this shit is bad?

I have way worse stories, sadly it isn't food related.

>>35062323

I tipper a drive thru attendee a toonie and she smiled and was greatful. I din't do it because she was a girl, it's because she works a drive thru which sucks cock and she was really nice. I've done it a few other times, it always makes them smile which is nice.

If they ever gave me lip I'd tell them to kill themselves. Accept the gesture like a decent human being.

>>35068542
Because in times of great stress, people and animals have three types of responses their body wants them to do. Fight, flight and fucking.
I'm an anime watching autist who plays his 3DS in public, two of those options are permanently off the table. The only thing I've got left is getting the hell out of there.

>>35064140
manuals are for people who can't drive.

>>35068801
exercise,go to college AND LEARN A TRADE!

google how to boost self esteem etc also

buy nice clothes as long as you look smart and dont dress like a chav

visit pol and fit also daily and become the best you can be.

>>35068198
i know how you feel man, that's exactly my situation. you're not on the gold coast, are you?

>>35068261
if it was anything other than oporto i wouldnt have been able to eat it all, but oporto is GOAT. the Bondi Bites are basically tendies

>>35069060
I mean automatics are for people who can't drive. I can't believe I fucked that up.

>>35062012
RUN OP RUN THE SPIES ARE TRYING TO
RUN OP RUN THE SECRETS INSIDE OF YOU

>>35069060
automatics are for people who cant drive anon

you dont get the full power from the engine in an automatic

what you just said outed you as a total retard,everyone in this board is now is more stupid upon hearing it

>>35069069
In Bongland there are Tesco chicken nugget things. Goat with anything. Pasta, chips/fries/ mash/ stir fries... pretty much anything.

>>35068744
>40
>elderly
Are you serious? You're making a joke, right?

>>35069096
go to freezer factory,they sell mcdonalds surplus ones that they buy from mcdonalds in their frozen form

oven them niggers and boom mcdonalds tendies at home

>>35069033
>be a decent human being and accept my tip
>but if you refuse it I'll tell you to kill yourself
>you have to be a decent human being but I don't
You definitely belong on this board.

>>35060985
Hey I heard about that deal!

Didn't know that there was a drink included in it though.

>>35069115
I'm Southerner sadly. I don't think we have any of those down here.

>>35069096
tendies and mash?? you limeys sure are innovative, ill have to give that a whirl. thanks matey

>>35064140
automatics are expensive as fuck though

i would drive one if i could afford one because i'm lazy and don't care about "le bacon, beards and manual" school of meme manliness

>>35061410
"Drive-thru's are one of my many enemies."

-Robot 2017 /r9k/

>>35061410
Its ok to have a soft voice buddy dont feel bad about what happened there

>>35069083
That's an overly simplified and outdated response. Lrn2car

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>>35069160
It's good shit mang. I have it with baked beans or some vegetables. But you could have it with anything, really.

Tendies and bread make great sammiches too.

>Drive-thru stories

Since when do autists get driving licenses?

>>35069205
im a mechanic mate....im litterally about to change the clutch on a rover after this cup of tea lol

>>35068194
this made my night

>>35069136

Man, if you're taking me seriously then I don't know what to say. Obviously I'm not going to tell a stranger to KYS over that but I'd really dislike it.

Better?

>>35069250
My bad then, I actually thought you were being serious.

>>35068994
share em anyways lad

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>>35062323
>"well ill just conveniently leave it here than be a shame if someone found it and kept it haha"

This is just too good to be true.

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Kinda related to thread

>Ring up pizza place
>Looking to get a delivery
>I sometimes stammer and stutter saying certain works, words starting with d most often
>Release I'm going to have to place and order for "delivery"
>Ring up
>"Hi, can I place an order for d-d-d...Uuumm do you send it to my house"
>"Err what, can you repeat that"
>Hang up and panic

FOR FUCK SAKE BITCH YOU GET WHAT I MEAN WHY CANT YOU JUST HELP ME OUT REEEEEEEE

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>>35069313
>be like 11 or so
>need a piss at school
>loads of bullies in the toilet smoking
>block the loos and shit so I couldn't go
>couldn't have beaten them all up
>didn't know where the other ones were in the school at the time
>didn't worry too much
>fast forward to final lesson
>need the toilet so bad
>just put my hand up to ask to go
>in the middle of class
>standing in a circle
>everybody all around
>I piss myself
>stain the floor
>rushed out
>I dunno why I pissed myself, I mean I know why, but why it didn't give me warning
>hope to just forget about it
>think I'll forget about it over the coming years, the fucking pain
>I won't ever be able to forget it happened
>because it happened on 9/11
>nobody in my house hold gave much of a shit, too concerned about 9/11
>I went to my sports club the next day and one of my school mates was there
>"oh dont worry man, everybody forgotten about it"
>like fuck they had

Imagine what the next 5 years of my life were like. Not just from kids in my class, but entire school. The fucking stain is still there.

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>>35060985
>First time going to Wendy's
>Get my 4 for 4$ meal like I planned
>Notice the empty cup handed to me
>Ask the server/cashier if they have any fanta
>He says yes ofcourse they have Fanta Strawberry (TM)
>But won't go and get me my drink
>Awkwardly stand there for a few minutes in silence
>Decide to just eat my food without any drinks
>Notice the automated self-service drinks machine on my way back

I found out about the 3$ deal you're talking about OP but am working up the courage to go back there again before the deal ends because I'm worried that I might make a fool out of myself again.

Such is life...

>>35069375
>hey do you do take outs?
>Yes/No
>If yes; order
>If no; say "ok bye" or some shit

There you go mate.

>>35069480
No one says take out here. That's a burger thing

>>35060985
That's some Tomoko shit.

>used to eat at the Wendy's near my apartment complex
>close enough to walk to
>order the spicy chicken sandwich every time I go
>go several times a week
>one day a lady behind the counter says "our most valuable customer is back for another spicy chicken sandwich"
>autism engaged
>walk to the bathroom and hide in a stall for unknown amount of time
>sprint out hoping no saw me
>now drive 20 minutes out of the way to go to the other Wendy's

>>35069485
Okay

>Do you do take aways?
>Do you do home postage?

>At Chick-fil-A
>Order a chicken sandwich with waffle fries
>cashier ask for my name
>I autistically/angrily spout out a "why?"
>"for your order sir."
>"oh."
Fucking Chick-fil-A!!!!!!!!! Why can't you just call out the number on the receipt like every other place?!?!??!??? REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

>>35069607
This

I hate this type of shit. It's just trying to make people akward

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>>35064405
I love you so much anon...

PRAISE KEK

>>35068028
>go shopping at 4am regularly
>pull up to the empty store as usual
>notice an employee who was in front of the doors smoking see me, he quickly moves inside and manually closes the normally automatic doors
>walk up to the closed doors, a little confused as the store LOOKS open
>look at the store hours posted, it says 5am to 1am but I think that's just the pharmacy hours
>go into "fuck it" mode and pry open the automatic doors, walk in
>I walk past several employees and make it to the back of the store before a manager looking dude saw me
>"What are you doing here? We're closed"
>"Wait, wasn't this a 24 hour store"
>"Starting today it's not. How did you get in?"
>*shrugs shoulders* "I dunno door was open lol"
>get escorted out, the automatic doors were left open from where I came in
>as he closed the door I yelled something about going to walmart instead
>tfw I ended up breaking into a closed store on accident due to autism

>>35064545
ok, pretty fucking good anon
kek'd

>>35069607
>Ordered a pizza for pick-up in Pizza Hut.
>Ordered in-store so I'd just be waiting around for it.
>Asked my name for the order.
>Gave 'em my cheesiest grin.
>"Put it under Cool Dude."
>Wait five minutes for pizza.
>"Order for...cool dude?"
>Get my pizza, having trouble opening the door because I was also carrying a grocery bag with stuff in it.
>Female worker opens the door for me.
>Snap my fingers at her and say "Thanks, for that. You're the REAL cool dude here."
Always unique. Totally impressive. Sometimes mysterious.

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> Go to Taco Bell at night
> Get in line
> Stumble over my words because I didn't quite remember what it was called
> The guy asks what I meant
> Kind of half laugh and say, "Oh, you know what I mean" with no ill will
> Guy snaps at me and says, "No, I don't know what you mean"
> Don't know if he's having a bad day and taking it out on me or mistook what I said as some kind of rude jibe
> mfw
> Either way I seize up
> Don't want to confront him at the window
> Just pull out and drive away
> Go to McDonalds and get chicken nuggets instead
> Haven't gone back to that Taco Bell since

This thread just made me feel like a confident alpha male just like Chad.
Thx for that.

>>35069813

>>Snap my fingers at her and say "Thanks, for that. You're the REAL cool dude here."

Jesus christ anon. I bet you did the finger aiming shit at her too while you said it, didn't you.

>>35069908
I did.
I just didn't know how to word it in text.
It was great.

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> Go to Jimmy Johns
> Want a Roast Beef sandwich
> That's a number 2
> Tell them "I want a number 2, add ham"
> Get my sandwich
> There's tuna on it
> Think they misheard me
> Too beta to go up and ask them to fix it
> Realize that I gotten the numbers mixed up and that Tuna was number 2, Roast Beef was number 3
> Fucking hate Tuna
> Broke and hungry, gotta eat it
> Tell myself I can choke it down
> Take one bite
> Start violently wretching like a sperg
> Spit it out into the paper
> Stare at the sandwich like a retard for a good five minutes trying to figure out what to do
> End up taking it into the bathroom and scraping off the tuna into the toilet
> Eat it in the bathroom just in case anyone saw me take my sandwich in there I could at least walk out without it and make them think they saw wrong
> Eat the ham and cheese still left
> Can still taste the tuna
>

>>35069496
>>close enough to walk to
Fucking americans lol

>>35062765
>fucking fat autist sexually harrassing girls at a fast food joint
>whyyyyyyyyy does this happen to us

You guys in this thread are just too adorable. I'd love to take you to a fast food restaurant of your choice and treat you.

I'd do the ordering of course.

>>35062961
>is like a sexual harrassment
Fucking lol

>>35069607
Dave. Always say Dave. If anybody else gets up, you know it'll be yours and so will the cashier.

Dave is inconspicuous, lad. Comes up real quick.

>>35069813
That's pretty fucking cool anon. No joke.

>mfw people eat in public
I've always had a crippling fear of this, but don't really have any problem ordering food.

Thank God they have self-service machines in most fast food places now though.

>>35070046
Fuck off roastie.
Unless you're a man. In which case, fuck off rosebuddy.

>>35070046
Stop joking. Going out with just one other person is so fucking scary.

>>35070076
I'd even take you, order for you, pay and leave you there or take you home...If that's how you'd prefer it?

>>35070076
> Th-they might think she's my girlfriend!
It's a lot of pressure, isn't it?

>>35070091
Wish I could still post just
L O N D O N
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Thanks Robot

>>35070046
If you're a chick, sure. If you're a dude, would be a bit gay just for a meal.

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>6 inch or 12 inch bread?
>"6 inch just like my dick"
>Everyone starts laughing and calling me small pee pee
>Security guard whips out his 12 inch dick and says "this is how a real mans dick looks like"
>I cum in his nose and call him pewdiepie
>Kick out the window and run away super sonic speed
>Try to kill myself with vitamin c that night

Never going back there again.

>>35070207
Sounds odd anon. You sure that happened?

>>35061671
I actually did this once

>drove a friend of a friend down to chicago
>need some food, go to a mcdonald's
>mexicans running the counter, can barely speak english
>i try ordering 4 double cheeseburgers
>WHAT YOU WANT NUMBER FOUR? OK WHAT YOU WANT DRINK WITH IT?
>just the cheeseburgers please
>NO YOU GOTTA HAVE DRINK WITH IT WHAT YOU WANT
>mumble something
>SORRY DEAR WHAT YOU SAY?
>don't know what to do, look around like a retard, store is empty except for me, entire staff behind the counter now staring at me
>heart starts racing, feel that cold rush of fear adrenaline hitting me, my legs get shakey because i haven't eaten since the night before and my blood sugar is dropping rapidly
>scream NO HABLA ESPANOL and run out of the store

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>Saturday morning
>Stroll down to burger academy as per usual
>The guy I normally order from is not there
>Panic
>Walk to counter
>"How may I help you sir"
>Panic and start to sweat
>f-f-fuck of bitch don't hassle me I just want a super combo like per normal
>"Err ok , what drink"
>REEEEEEEE STOP HASSLING ME
>I swipe at her
>She calls security
>He chases me around for a bit
>I run out the place and fall over
>Trousers fall down a bit
>Run across carpark with trousers down
>Woman calls me a pervert because her precious little boy looked at me
>He obviously didn't care but this women made a deal out of it and drew his attention to my flaccid.

Fuck that I'm never going back again. Why can't I be treated with respect

>>35061410
you must feel happy for the unexpected attention you got by ruthless robots.

>>35061588
feels you.
my teacher was a rich asshole. when he spoke with me and didnt hear him i say "yes?" he replies "yes" maybe i annoy him.

>go to Wingstop
>Put in an order under my name
>Seems like 10 minutes passed, hear my name called
>Go up, it wasn't my order
>"Who was this for?"
>I misheard the name
>Real dude is behind me, tall white guy
>Slink back to my seat in embarrassment

Can you fuckers use a number system?

>>35069496
Do you live in michigan? lol

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>>35062220

here

original spiritual lyrical miracle satirical

>>35062561
that soul crushing. and can happen to me.

>>35070241
It did. I remember like it happened yesterday. I caught depression after that incident.

>>35064405
this is funny. i bet it was one of your best days.

>>35070324
Underage: the post

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NEED MORE FAST FOOD STORIES

PLEEEEEEASE

GIVE THEM TO ME NOW

this a goldmine. really what i wanted.

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>>35070324
>My flaccid

Made me kek for real anon

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>sophomore year
>go with my only autistic friend behind cantine to have our daily B-blade duel
>find bunch of chads smoking weed
>they offer us some so we don't tell on them
>first time trying weed
>get ridiculously high
>get munchies
>skip last two periods and go to mcdonalds
>ordering my meal
>trip out about eating healthy
>ask cashier if I can get Anise tea instead of a soda with my drink
>cashier's face when

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>At subway
>make my order
>wait for the food to get done
>she hands it over and says "have a good lunch"
>the autist I am thought she was gonna say have a good day the moment she got to "have a-"
>Reply with "you to" as I walk away
>stop my movement for a second as I realize what I said and loudly say "no"
>didn't even bother saying I meant that she should have a good day at that point
>runwalk out to my car
>drive home

>go to big boy
>order a super big boy meal
>at the window I see someone who I went to high school with
>I hand him a 10 and he jokes "Total is 7.59, and keep the change right?"
>"No"
>"O-oh you know I was just joking man"
>hands me my stuff and I say thanks and leave

I felt kinda bad, people aren't prepared for the autistic direct answers

>>35070706
>First time smoking weed
>Get high
Now you know that's not true.

>>35064140
>not driving manual

"Hey baby, wanna take a ride in my Prius? :^)"

>>35060985
>In subway
>what bread would you like?
>yes

>>35070866
Any answer other than the honey oat is the wrong answer.

>>35062394
>used to work in local walmart equivalent
>meat, cheese 'n fish section
>ugly unisex uniforms with aprons
>have medium length hair and big man boobs
>99% of old people call me miss
>don't even bother to correct them

>>35070940
The Deli?

I worked there, although there was no fish. Fun job once you stopped giving a shit.

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>go to McDonald's
>Order a large big MC meal
>Feel extra hungry get nuggets
>Before I order, I think to myself how people sometimes refer to them as nuggies
>"I'll have six niggers as well please"
>What have I just said
>Young girl taking my order looks at my awkwardly and laughs a little
>Manager overhears and gives me a wierd stare

Luckily the girl didn't say anything, and she was white. I think she went a bit autismo when I said it. there was a black girl taking orders also but luckily she didn't hear. It could have so easily been her.

They've brought in self service now here. Thank God