work starts at noon tomorrow, so it's time for a drinking

>>35058891
Tonight it's just light beers after a bottle of wine earlier today.

fellow metalhead!
\m/
keep on headbanging!

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>>35058891
>work

stop it

>>35058934
>light beer
IMO, light beer is as pointless as decaf coffee
>>35059073
I need money though. besides, this is actually a pretty cool job

>>35058891

hey man, nice shirt.

I don't really like folk metal but Ensiferum before Jari left and Wintersun are pretty damn good.

Where do you work? How did you get the job?

Currently with 1/5th of SoCo

>>35059272
yeah, old Ensiferum and the first Wintersun album were really good
>>35059543
I work at a rotisserie chicken food truck, and I got the job through craiglist like every other job I've had

>>35058891

YOU COULD BE A FIGHTER WITH THOSE BIG UFC HANDS WOW.

nice wintersun shirt anon

>>35058891

Jarl Balgruf, it is an honor to be invited to Dragonsreach.

>>35058891
How bout I didn't even know you were British untill I watched a review video. I always thought you were an americunt basement dweller

>>35059225
Yeah, I know about the light beer thing and basically agree with you. It's just what I'm doing currently.
I miscalculated about what I had today though, I actually had the remnants of yesterday's second bottle of wine this morning, which was about 3 good pulls. Then I had two vodka tonics at a bar and am on my 4th beer now.

I've been staying away from liquor because I used to drink it literally all day long every day from like 2 hours after I awoke and finally ended up turning myself in to a detox.

>>35059225
Oh and by the way, mind revealing what your job is? If you say it's cool even if you drink a lot I may be interested in looking into something like it.

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>>35058891
I'm having some rum as well. But i have mixed mine because i'm a pussy I guess.

Debating as to whether I should go buy booze and drink tonight.
Does sound good,but I feel like I've been driving a lot.
Maybe I'll purchase booze if my post number is even, or if I'm too disappointed with it being odd.

>>35059665
I'm a fat fuck though
>>35059805
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPwFuCL33I8
>>35059883
I've lived in CA most of my life, so I'm basically murrican
>>35059914
>>35059942
see >>35059664
>>35059963
meh, mixing is fine. what did you mix with? and what is the rum?

>>35060067

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPwFuCL33I8

I'm subbed to mans1ayer, his gamer poops are some of the best poops on youtube.

>>35060067
The rum is a spiced rum called "Negrita". It's not very good so I mix it with some lime and sugar. So I guess it's a daiquiri but with spiced rum instead of white rum.

>>35058891
Alright so now that I'm getting there, should I vidya or film?

>>35060240
film, if you're as drunk as I am, vidya will just frustrate you

>>35058891
SAMSON WHERE DO YOU GET YOUR WEED CAN I HAVE SOME FOR FREE THX

Marty here. Will, you still around? Or are you dead? I hate you you son of a bitch.

>>35060421
Is his name Will
Lmao
Do you hate being called Willy

>>35060469

I think his name was Will. It was years ago, now...

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>>35060484
What did he do to you? Did he fuck your cat or something gay like that?

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I need to stay sober to explore art's new forefront, balloon sculpture.

>>35060415
you must first drop out of life with bong in hand, then travel to the riff filled land
>>35061505
art is way better when fucked up though

bumping with a certain snobbish man reviewing things https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ac7RNJbXTMM

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>>35062206
Yeah but every time I try to play with balloons while drunk I pop them, and I kind of want to start making these and taping them around on my terrible campus.

>>35062705
draw some swastikas on them for extra lulzy reactions

>>35058891
samson, do >>35060827
I need to see an alcoholic waifu.

>>35062982
tfw will never have a gf who is content with getting drunk and blazed, fucking, then watching star trek

>tfw my threads always die fast these days
ah well, time for YSAC https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rmkIUg9HWo

>>35058891
Do you live alone Samson?

>>35063788
I'll drink once I wash the dishes.

>>35063959
nah, I live with my mum and a tenant

>>35064175
Are you looking for another tenant? heh

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>now only drink with friends/on weekends to lose weight
>feel a lot better, have more energy during the day
>still cravin dat drank
fugg

>>35059225
My work ran out of Blue Moon on draft. I usually have a 20oz after my shift. Today, I drank 2 20oz glasses of Miller Lite. I think it took me about 6 sips, total, to finish the 40oz of beer.

It really does go down like water. Right now, I'm just sipping on a bottle of Evan Williams and casually drinking some PBR.

>>35064653
I know the struggle, man. I got unbearably chubby as my drinking became more frequent the last couple years. I'm on day three of sobriety after months on the wagon, trying to make it to the weekend at least.

>>35064168
Those dishes took a fuckload of time.
Picked up some Espolon Tequila.
A decent mid range tequila.

>>35063470
>content with getting drunk and blazed, fucking, then watching star trek
That all actually sounds extremely baller.

Vodka and oj it's horrible

>>35058891
anything tbqh

>>35065206
Dude why does everyone on 4chan get this wrong.
If you are sober you are ON the wagon.
If you are drinking you are OFF the wagon.

>>35066542
>Dude why does everyone on 4chan get this wrong.
because it's a grown-up short bus?

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>two years ago
>drink mix drinks sometimes at the end of work by my self on friday nights to unwind. would skip being around friends
>one year ago
>more mixed drinks but now went from weekend drinking to just drinking on wednesdays thursdays and weekends
>this winter to now
>drink whenever, straight shots of vodka. Longest I went without a drink in a month was three days
The bottle I buy for myself on my birthday is gonna be my last till july I swear it.

Staying up late on purpose in an attempt to reverse my sleeping cycle. I got a new job, and it's night shift.

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>>35063470

I wouldn't be content with that either, you long-haired hate-filled man.

>>35062705
college kids make "art" like this unironically already

put 'em near a preschool or something

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>rum
stacies and negroes
>whiskey
chads or wannabe chads
>vodka
robots
>tequila
stacies and the pretentious
>beer
betas and entry-level alcoholics
>sake
weebs obviously, but in japan where it's cheap it's the stereotypical depressed alcoholic drink

>>35058891
Stop posting the same thread every day, you drunkard.

>>35064363
nah, there's not really enough space
unless you want to live in a messy garage and go up 2 flights of stairs to shower
>>35064653
I am the liquor, bobandy
>>35065152
myself, I can't do that with beer, the carbonation fucks me up
>>35065743
sadly, most women don't think so

>>35058891
Pol is kill

All hands on deck we are under attack expect outages pol is kill all hands on deck this is not a drill

str8 up bleeech my nigga

>>35068672
oh great, now we'll have a massive influx of retards on all fronts
gook moot is worst moot

>>35068672
Is pol actually kill? O pls yes

>doc tells you you'll be dead in 3 months unless you quit drinking
wat do

>>35058891
Beer, I havn't drank properly in months because I've had to lose weight. But decided to set loose for once and go full alcoholism for a couple of days again. Used to drink pretty hard before.

>>35068723
>implying that's a good thing
Think of it like a burst septic tank

>>35068725
drink moar
or just go full ER
>>35068727
when you were drinking hardest, how much did you drink?

>>35058891
just drinking a few 40s of olde english malt liquor with my last cash and listening to ambient tape music loops while contemplating things that won't matter in time

>>35069032
>ambient tape music loops
can you be more hipster?

>>35068806
I was drinking about 30 5% beers in two days every weekend and then heavily doing benzos on the weekdays, so I was basically constantly drunk or high for a year.

>>35068780
A burst septic tank is a problem of can take on directly. A leaky one that's poisoning groundwater is much worse.

Gonna drink tommorow after work, probably just beer because I can't afford spirits.

You look a bit like a young Fenriz btw

>>35058891
Hey!
I recognize you from the valentines alc thread you joined after your own died.

Hows it rolling man?
Did you hook up with that 'fembot'?

>>35069257
oh is this "hipster" ? still not sure what this word implies exactly, seems a bit versatile and subjective, a trivial buzzword that only serves to sabotage any possible conversational value due to a lack of understanding with no regard to context or content, a trend for insecure people that lack knowledge or motivation for various entertainment mediums and their subject matte

i presume you were just making a light hearted statement and that I'm going on about vague, empty incoherent shit in a drunken manner,, but since I'm drunk I gotta point out in a tiradish way why I wish people were more open minded about enterrtainment media and cared less about face value, bandwagons and language restrictions like buzzwords and cared more about their own subjective search for what they enjoy and conversing about it openly

but i'm a huge drunk retard with no inhibition or social context so FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY

>>35070515
No tldr fuck off long-winded faggot

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>>35058891
Hey Booze-bro!

Recommend me a bottle of good ole' Whiskey pls. Just so you know, I have a sweet tooth.

Was thinking about getting George Dickel No. 12 or Jack Daniels Honey Liquor.

My price range is 30 Canadian Dollars. Give or take.

>>35058891
Fuck, you're really a loser alcoholic dude. I've seen you posting these threads for months

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Had to go to the Beer Store instead last night because I wasn't able to make it in time to the liquor store before it closed.

Didn't know what to get so I just bought these 3 beers which looked cool. Currently drinking the Pale Rider.

Thoughts?

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>>35068632
>2 flights of stairs

Oh the horror...

Take heed... this is what being a lackwit tippler will do to you kids.

>>35058891
It's been a while since I noticed one of your threads (Like, maybe a couple of weeks)... When did you get a job?

Also, just realized the lighting in your room looks similar to piss bottle collection guy who used to post regularly about ~six months ago... Was it you? Are you piss bottle omegle chat guy?

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>>35058891

Hey drinkbro

I've only got a half bottle of whiskey left. Entering panic mode about running out this weekend.

>>35067675


Contrarian: the post

Just drink what you like the taste of/fits your budget.

>>35070770

Next time get some dark english beer. A stout I believe they're called. Thank me later.

>>35071496
Gotcha will do.

Set up an amazon wish list with some curtains Samson

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>>35070770
>strawberita
absolutely disgusting

I got a bottle of grey goose

>>35067675
>tequila
>stacies and the pretentious

>tfw am tequila drinker and also dumb broad
Pretty good list.

>>35072464
He doesn't want to.
I think I've offered to make him some, he's just not into other curtains.
Would we even pick him out so easily without his sheet curtains and the pink light streaming in?
I know when I'm scolling down the catalog I'm looking for a cream, straw, and mulberry colored image.

>>35058891
I bought that exact same kind of rum (same size bottle too), poured it over my head in a drunken rage last night. Now I have no alcohol and no money...

>>35059883
Like half of Americans have British ancestry, so it's basically the same thing appearance-wise.

>inb4 John Thomas Williams III claims he's really German/Irish/Italian

>>35058891
heroin and 9% beer,

what's the strongest beer you have in percent in burgerland? UK here.

>>35072847
Forgive me senpai.

Drinking this pretty tasty whiskey called writers tears, seems appropriate.

>>35073654
Must have been worth it lad eh?

Stay wild.

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>>35067675
I drink vodka and bourbon exclusively, so I guess I'm a wannabe chad robot. Sounds about right.

>>35070166
Spirits are much cheaper than beer per unit of drunkenness though. Beer is not a money saver

>>35074761
I live in Sweden, so the tax on spirits is bauta. You can get 10 0,5l beer for the price of 0,35l vodka.

>>35058891
Acute pancreatitis waiting on the door your poor autist

what do you think about the boipucci meme?

>>35075905
>caring about living

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>>35067675
This is not right at all my friend

>>35067675
You're missing gin

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Currently drinking pic related because not enough neetbux for hard liquor at the moment.

>>35076340
How's does everyone not have money for liquor but has money for beer and this shit? A handle of Bartons vodka or gin can be had for like 14 dollars where I live and if you don't even have that there are smaller sizes

>>35076414
Mate I only have 5 euros at the moment and I've spend my money on vodka and cigarettes.

>>35075748
Oh wow fair play then, totally different story in Murica. I can get 1.75L of vodka for 10 USD.

Adderall and if I don't have it I function like a retard and I don't have any left for work tomorrow. Hell yeah. At least I made it to the very last day before my scrip. People shall forget one day of autism.. I hope.

>>35076270
>old whores, fags, artsy roasties