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>>35058715
First for Christ our savior

should edging be painful

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[post number] for midnight diner, comfiest show on netflix after bob ross

>>35058803
wouldn't have thought so
but i've never done it. well not intentionally,. i've had wanks that have lasted a while but that's more to do with searching through porn vids, not delaying gratification

Keep fantasising about hypnotising 2 of my female friends and turning them into devoted sex slaves

>>35058958
>female friends

Sounds like it's them who have you hypnotised

>>35058958
Dreamt I murdered and mutilated my ex last night, keep thinking about it all day. Need to stop watching serial killer documentaries before bed

>>35059011
I mean...I used to know one of them pretty well and the other was a friend of hers I sort of knew.

I AM GROWING STRONGER. GIVE ME YOUR STRENGTH

>>35058958

There's a girl I really, really, really want to tie up and have lengthy BDSM sessions with, and another I just sort of want to keep warm and watch daft TV shows with. I'm a complex individual.

I have get them to both fall in love with me. It's the only way.

>>35059032
Watched one yesterday about a guy that injected acid into his victims skulls to make them braindead then had sex with them while they were still alive, they all died about a day later but still, that really made me uncomfortable and I'm usually not affected by that kind of stuff

>>35059193
>tfw two straight girls will never fake a sexual and romantic bond for my pleasure.

>>35059185
>I AM GROWING STRONGER. GIVE ME YOUR STRENGTH
No

>>35059198
>read all this hypno stuff
>get boner
>see this comment
>still have boner

>>35059221

One of them is bi, the other has "dabbled".

If some literally who called "Eder" can score the winner for Portugal in the Euros, why can't I make this happen? 2016 was the year that beating the odds became the norm, man.

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>>35059185
is that you highlander bro
chop my head off lad, you can have my strength

>>35059280
Isnt that dude blind now?

Lads, do you have respect for the military? I dont mean WW2 vets but actual soldiers these days.

really love my blankie, lads

>>35059352
yes, i do, theyve agreed to become tools for their country, and if need be they will lay down their lives for their country, it doesnt matter how normie or chad they are, i still respect them, and all the men who have done what the men today have

>>35059280
>it was established that MacLeod had been born in 1592 in the Highlands of Scotland
mate he's 425 you can't expect him to have perfect vision

>>35059305
sorry lad ,>>35059409 was for you

>>35059352

Kind of. I don't think they're all baby killers or something, but I've got a cousin who's with the RAF and volunteered for their foot regiment who very clearly just wanted to shoot guns at shit. That's what I imagine most soldiers to be like, and that's basically fine, but I'm not going to get a big, patriotic, hard on for them.

And even though I've endless love and respect for world war veterans, I do think that Bomber Command were all war criminals.

>>35059352
No, I respect the general idea but the fact I'm expected to respect every person in the army is ridiculous. Who cares if they murdered innocent civilians and possibly children, "they did to protect your country! They're protecting you from terrorism that they are ultimately fueling!" If soldiers were conscripted like in WW1 and 2 I'd have more respect for them but I'm not going to treat wor Gazza from the council estate a hero because he joined the army after flunking his GCSEs. I don't even wear poppies anymore because of this, why should I support someone that just wants a paycheck and fights for a simple corporation. I respect veterans of the world wars because they were forced into it, made to fight a war that was actually a threat. I know this is going to piss some people off, hell not wearing a poppy when I was in retail surely did

>>35058715
equivalent of 6-7 beers.
I hate the reactionaries of political YouTube they give a final wind to the MSM and to cunts like are Prim.
Suffering of the normies when?

quite a small op image there mate.

What do you lads reckon to Milo getting distanced from Breitbart? His comments were a bit ripe in my opinion, and it seems to me that he still has issues that want sorting out. He described how he was abused on Joe Rogan's show, but he didn't acknowledge it as abuse. Small wonder that it led to him inhaling BBC like a vacuum, engaging in attention seeking behaviour and ultimately, condoning abuse. It's a shame but that does often happen. Especially when abuse goes unprocessed or is denied.

>>35059588
I'm not surprised. Most benders seem to support paedophilia. Doesn't matter what side of the political spectrum they're on

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>>35058796
>No replies for our lord and saviour

DIsgusting

>>35059588
I could understand he was just using dark humour and fair enough, it was in sour taste but nothing is off limits when it comes to humour. What really annoyed me was when he said it's normal for 25 year olds to be sexually attracted to underage girls

>>35059604
i dont desu, shits wrang

>>35059588
cant take anything serious. society says that young teens cant consent to sex but can be held as criminally responsible at 10.

most people would happily fuck a 14 year old if it was legal. people only condemn it because its the right thing to do, and because they dont want their kid being bummed

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Had an autism assessment last month, going to the second half where I get my diagnosis next Thursday. What to expect lads?

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>it's the incontinence fantasy episode

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>>35059605
/britfeel/ keeps the old gods

>>35059574
yeah it would appear i saved an image for ants
sorry lad, i didn't intend it to be that small

>>35059679
>what to expect lads
to be told how autistic you are

there is nothing more to be said

>>35059670
Justifying it as an 'age of consent' is weird though.

To imply that a 15 year old and a 3 year old both have an equal inability to consent is a bit off.

If GCHQ is reading this I don't condone anything in this post. This is simply a belief held by some people

>>35059670
I disagree. Even within legal limits, it makes people uncomfortable. Especially gay stuff. Plus I definitely think that kind of relationship will alter a young man's development, if not cause permanent damage outright.

>>35059604
I don't think it's true that most support it, but I do think that young men are fetishized. Homosexuality shouldn't be 'corrected' since such a thing is impossible. However, it should be acknowledged as unfortunate and as a dysfunction warranting therapy.

>>35059713
I see that false god is holding what he is

>>35059740
I have to go in front of a board of people and do some further tests, I was wondering what happens at the board and what the tests are

>>35059605
most people are atheist these days, lad, or at least agnostic.

jesus was only 33 when he died. the fella probably would of changed his mind about a lot of things if he lived longer. you could probably learn more from the ancient greek philosophers.

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>>35058715
Please god, have amerilad die in his sleep

>>35059777
Someone should do a cartoon where Jesus isnt crucified and goes on to be a 40 yr old nihilist who fucks whores.

>>35059713
finally, somebody that knows our heritage
t. fellow engel

>>35059777
wait a minute
>33 year old virgin - wizard
>lifelong NEET
>rejected by society
was jesus the ultimate robot?

>>35059777
>777
The Lord blesses your post, good Christianon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0kkPK_WSck
Who here /renegade/?

low key 30+ check

>>35059838
Woden and Thunor bless you friend, may the ground quake as you walk

>>35059847
>alarm sounds
new meme detected
THERE ARE SOME ANONS IN HERE THAT ARE GOOD AT IMAGERY POKERY
PLEASE
>PLEASE
GIVE US A JESUS IN WIZARD ROBES

>>35059758
>I disagree. Even within legal limits, it makes people uncomfortable. Especially gay stuff.

but for more or less all of our history we have been fucking people of about 14. 13 was the legal age in the uk until about 100 years ago and it was only changed to 16 in order to to deter young women from becoming prostitutes. the only reason we as a society have changed our mind is because of the emerging rhetoric surrounding the innocence of childhood. im not saying it should be changed but as a society we are quick to judge because i know most people would fuck a 14 year old regardless of the consequences if it was socially acceptable.

>causes permanent damage

dont know. lots of people have sex in their young teens and they are fine, as i said, it has been going on for most of our history. people become sexual beings in their early teens. the main reason it should be condemned is to prevent teenage pregnancy and underage sex work.

>>35059777
>the fella probably would of changed his mind about a lot of things if he lived longer

If you are implying that being irreligious is the result of maturity, then you're wrong.

If you look at religion in a purely intellectual way, the only logical conclusion to come to is the belief that the existence of god is inherently unknowable.

At this point, you can either choose to believe in god or choose not to. Atheists make as much of a logical assumption as theists do.

Given that Christians claim to experience contact with god through the holy spirit, then there is no way for a Christian to justify their position on a purely logical sense because they can't make someone else experience the holy spirit. It's like trying to get a blind man to see. They can only prove it to themselves.

Equally, an atheist can't disprove the existence of god to someone that has experienced him through the holy spirit.

tl;dr - Debating the existence of god is pointless. Both sides share the same logical fallacies.

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bit of an unpleasant surprise in my pistachio nut, lads

>>35059953
I would definitely not fuck a 14 year old.

>>35059953
People naturally develop to have sex younger when life expectancy is lower. In modern society where life expectancy is higher, people develop later (mentally and emotionally) to compensate. The age of consent reflects that. In Victorian times boys may have jobs and an adult mindset out of necessity by 14, and girls were ready to be homemakers. Now, men scarcely feel grown until 25. It's a natural consequence of a longer lifespan and an overpopulated society.

>>35059934
meh, jesus kind of annoys me. i dont support this becoming a meme, and he was too confident to be a robot even if he was supposedly a virgin, and he had a job. more like a robot and jesus like is Soren Kierkegaard.

>>35059920
but it would be a funny image to see though
>tfw, i might draw it,
well try to draw it.
>i'll put it on the list.

>>35060025
>People naturally develop to have sex younger when life expectancy is lower.

i dont know because plenty of people i knew in high school were having sex, and the life expectancy in Victorian times was around 70 if someone lived past 5. lots of kids in the victorion era died in the streets due to industrial act prevting low class kids from working and in consequence making families unable to provide for them. people probably did feel more mature back then though, i agree with that, mostly because they were expected to grow up faster, childhood wasnt really a concept or only just emerging, but i would argue that people were probably less sexually developed because of christian values.

>>35059953
>but for more or less all of our history we have been fucking people of about 14
this meme again, people believe it but it's not entirely true. case study Margaret Beaufort; the mother of Henry VII, she was 13 when she gave birth to Henry and this was considered extraordinary and very controversial and more importantly;
>The birth was particularly difficult; at one point, both the Countess and her child were close to death, due to her young age and small size. She would never give birth again.[10]

>>35059992
im not talking about his religious beliefs. im talking about his philosophies, and general perspective on the world. the fellas was only 33 as i have said, have you seen how much philosphers change their minds and they grow and develop? its likely jesus would of too. not saying he would of been religious but he might not of been so "peaceful".

>>35060153
Either way, maturity is key here. People simply aren't mature enough to be having sex young these days. Their minds can't handle it.

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>self defense classes held at the hospital I work at
>instructor picks me as the "aggressor" in all of his demonstrations, since I'm the biggest guy there

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>>35059934
Got you covered lad

>>35059920
sorry lad meant that (You) was for >>35060029
it was because i was going to show you
http://blog.dictionary.com/wednesday/
you probably already knew but i enjoy reading of our heritage. our ancestors knew about it and so should we, brother

>>35060186
Fair enough.

But I'm guessing if he truly is the son of god, he would have been infallible from birth.

>>35060199
How big are we talking, big guy?

>>35060255
6'0", 15 stone. So, not that big

don't really want to stay in uni after year 1 lads. what else is there though besides wagecuckery?

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>>35060328
Not too late to go to a trade school. Less schooling, and if you pick the right trade, you won't need to worry about machines taking your jerb

>>35060227
oh aye, i knew we kept the pagan names for days of the week for some reason but i didn't really know their meanings, just read up on them now

>>35060328

YVAN EHT NIOJ

do it

>>35060345
yeah, was thinking about going back to construction tbf

>>35060231
>But I'm guessing if he truly is the son of god, he would have been infallible from birth.

i kinda feel sorry for people who believe in christian now a days because i feel like the average person think of you as an idiot. if i ever say i believe in god, people will treat me like im retarded.

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>>35058715

1D is superior to 2D

odds i repeatedly pull my benis till sticky goo erupts
evens i retire to my bedroom and fall into a deep slumber

>>35060374
Go for it m8, it's a respectable career. Just make sure you make a definitive decision before you drown yourself in debt.

Uni isn't for everyone, and it's cool that you aren't NEET and just giving up everything because "muh depression"

>>35060382
I walked past a guy sitting on a bench holding a 'I am not ashamed of being a Christian' sign. I gave him a hello and a wave. Whatever he's going through cant be good.

>>35060205
hurr hurr hurr
i'm gonna save that
thanks lad

>>35060374
unless you're really good at academics or you want to enter into a specific field, getting a trade is probably your best option. i should of done a trade. you can work your own hours, be your own boss, do you your own job

>only thought that makes me happy is remembering when I spent the day outside with a cute girl I liked on a cold, snowy december day

I miss being 14 lads

>>35060199
Been there. Whenever there was an unruly patient and I was on the clock, they almost always called me over to assist security.

Embrace it anon, all of those cute tiny nurses will respect you

>>35060398
A line is still 2D mate

>>35060450
Yeah, self-employment has always been a pretty attractive idea

>>35060382
It's kind of a shame that Western society has turned it's back on specifically Christianity. Sure, not every single Christian is saint saint, but nobody is. There are lots of Christians that do good thing because they are motivated by faith.

There's also plenty of smart people that come to the logical conclusion of the existence of god because they want to live in a world of meaning (I'm not implying belief in god is the ONLY logical conclusion).

>>35060382
>>35060429
There's a couple of old dears who stand outside my train station every morning handing out copies of The Watchtower. I'm an atheist and disagree with jehova's witnesses' beliefs, but they're stood out there every day whether sun or pouring rain, so I always wish them a good morning.

Life's a miserable slog sometimes, I'm not going to begrudge someone their personal way of coping with it as long as it doesn't do any harm.

>>35060363
i think friday is from frigg, meaning frigg's day
https://www.timeanddate.com/calendar/days/friday.html
yup, thiught i'd look

>>35060511
around the 60s because of all the liberal freedom movements, was when Christianity lost its grip on western society, and society became all edgy and rebellious.

i feel like people have become more nihilistic because they dont believe in Christianity anymore. i can see the positives in a way, more people are encouraged to get into science but a lot of morality was taught through Christianity. it is wrong when people judge someone straight away for being christian some incredibly smart people have been Christians such as fyodor dostoevsky

i have only known one proper christian guy when i was 18, in college, and unfortunately he was a bit of a dick, and a bully.

just finished my essay, lads.

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>>35060632
>i feel like people have become more nihilistic because they dont believe in Christianity anymore

Agreed. When you realise that without religion morality is 100% objective, you realise how important a foundation of common beliefs is in society. Religious belief on an individual level isn't always important, but it is on a societal level

I feel like in the next few decades there's going to be a serious moral crisis among atheist societies, as people begin to share less and less common values, since they are built on an arbitrary framework. We are probably just about okay now because most people share Christian values and traditions through their upbringing, even if they don't know it.

>>35060769
All 250 words?

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>decide to reinstall R6: Siege since I haven't played it since launch
>20GBs of updates

Miss the 360 days where updates were a couple of MBs at most

>>35060793
All 50 words, but for this essay I went above and beyond and wrote 55.

>>35060866
Same. I have about 1.5 TB of storage space total, but I can't keep all of my games installed at one time.

>>35060901
Pushing the 10% rule there, lad. A risky gambit.

>can't go into work again
>can't go back to being NEET

Looks like it's finally time to break out the emergency noose

>>35061050
Why can't you work? But yes, being NEET is a drain on the soul

i have huge anxiety and depression neet for 3-4 years want to get some part time work i was thinking evening cleaning since that could be chill. anyone advice?

>>35061067
I'll try to make the description of the whole thing concise.

>once permaneet got lucky, faked my way top job
>can't function in the role (no surprises)
>underperformance and withdrawn neet persona make me the target and social pariah of the office
>make up grandiose fake sob story to justify the time off I have when I'm too suicidal to go into work
>leverage the sob story into getting a role transfer
>sob story gets discovered as false
>can't show my face, go hermit mode and didn't go to work yesterday

I was so close to freedom too.

>>35060793
it was 3000 words

>>35061301
gotta here more about this grandiose sob story lad

How likely am I too be laughed out of caught for filing assault against someone who punched me in the face once?

>>35061740
if you've got evidence you will get a couple hundred compo

>>35061740
>no witnesses
>no lasting damage
It might not make court but it'll probably give the guy some sleepless nights.

You lads are proper boring haha. Why don't you all do me a favour and fuck off. haha

>tfw painful and embaressing ance problem
Bought some of that accutane shit of the dank web, hope it works.

>>35061608
I fleshed out a whole fake backstory with me being a carer for a near incapacitated family member.

This had two goals - one was to get me sympathy points at work so I wouldn't keep getting harrassed by everyone
Second was to use it as leverage to get me transferred into an easier role before my 6 month review where I'd most likely get made redundant.

Of course, by the almighty stars of sods law all aligning, said incapacitated person had a chance encounter with someone I work with, and maintained conversation with them long enough that they made the connection.

>>35061767
I just want to fuck the guy over but i don't want him coming after me
>>35061784
I have witnesses and I have a bruise on my cheekbone.

>remember i don't exist
i wonder if one day i'll lose it and start a fight with someone just seeking some kind of "reality" and get killed

probably not, but i'm in that kind of area. reality feels unreal, and the unreal feels like reality.

>>35061940
>file charges
>win damages
>let him come after you
>take him to court again
>get restraining order
>let him come after you
>get him sent to prison
truly fucked over

>thought I was dying
>just wing

Wew.

>>35062156
yeah my mum fucking hates Paul McCartney's wings to

>>35061930
Oof. Sucks lad, sorry you're in this situation. What was the job, anyways?

I'm guessing you won't get a glowing reference from your boss now

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Pretty sure I have an eating disorder, lads.

>>35062538
Are very fat or very skinny?

>>35062554
Borderline underweight I think. Pretty sure I've got ARFID. Read: fussy eater

>tfw can't grow any facial hair but a paedostache

>>35062658
thanks hungry skeletal

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Before you ask lads, I'm 18

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>sore looking thing on the tip of my ding dong

going to just assume it's thrush and wait for it all to blow over

>>35062658
What's your height/weight?
origono

How did I end up here again lads. On the britfeel night shift. Had a good thing going. Normal sleepy times, normal wake up times. I just don't think I'm meant to be awake in the day desu. Anyone still awake? Why're you awake and what are you up to? I'm currently staring at my wall.

>>35063897
I'm right alongside you, lad. Night shift, britfeel and otherwise.

"Working", watching netflix, waiting for 7am to roll around so I can go home.

I guess nobody likes the pic of me in a onesie :(

>>35063952
Is this security anon. Don't know if you remember but I was speaking to you a few weeks back. Said I quit my night shift job after saving money. Its been shit so far lad. Wish I had my job back desu. Your job sounds proper comfy

>>35063954
Post pic with shoe on head

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>>35063897
Run out of vodka......so angry about this I can't sleep......I thought I had enough

>>35064029
Why lad, do you not think it's me?

>>35064010
Yeah, I remember you lad. Sorry to hear that, you haven't found anything you want to do with your money yet? I remember when I quit one of my jobs and ended up living the neet life for a few months, it was proper shite.

Didn't we talk about travelling last time? Didn't anything take your fancy?

>>35064067
Have a cup of chamomile tea lad and give this a go https://youtu.be/kgJHz-czAqg. Fuck that vodka shit.
>>35064087
Nah lad I'm sure it is, just want to see your shoes
>>35064126
I'm going on holiday in a few weeks but other than that I'm not really sure what to do. I basically went from 45 hours a week for 2 years to unlimited free time. I haven't dealt with the change well desu. So lazy now that I don't have to be on the clock. Been trying to get a bit organised, hopefully that'll help.

How's your job and writing going? Unless I'm getting mixed up.

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No shoe on head but here's another pic

>>35064262
shoe

on

original

head

>>35064332
Why you so interested in my shoes lad

>>35064254
Not getting mixed up at all, your memory's good. The job is the same as ever, but I think I'm getting bored of it. I have two problems when it comes to any job I find; I never get on with my managers and I always get bored really quickly. It's comfy and it's easy money, but my life consists of going to work as soon as I wake up and going to sleep as soon as I get home. Can't be doing that forever.
The writing is going badly. I just can't find my groove, I want to keep working on it but I'm overcome with contempt for it as soon as I open it up to continue. I think I need someone I trust to read over it, but I don't know anybody I trust enough to be honest with me and not trample my spirit in the process. Hopefully it's just the winter funk though, and I'll find the mojo again when the sun comes out.

Where are you going on holiday? A little getaway might help you out.
I also found that getting into a new hobby kept me sane while I was between jobs, I started making cassette tapes and designing the labels/case inserts for them. Nobody would ever buy them, but it kept me busy.

The things I'd do for a normal sleeping pattern

>>35064486
Ah suppose most jobs get boring. Its a shame about the hours you work. If it was a moderate amount it'd probably be a lot more manageable. Could try starting a new project with the writing? To take your mind off whatever you're currently working on. Maybe when you come back to it'll seem a lot easier and you can bring a fresh perspective to it. Yea I'm hoping the same about the sun. Used to enjoy the winter but as I've gotten older it just depresses me.

I'm going to Japan. Should be interesting. I'm mainly looking forward to trying all of the food. I haven't been on a holiday in 5 years so some new scenery will be nice. Yea, a hobby could be good. I might try drawing, that's always seemed appealing.

>>35065342
Japan sounds like a good time. I've been watching Midnight Diner on netflix and it's making me want to go too. Make the most of it lad, maybe you'll catch the wanderlust and find yourself wanting to go all over the place. Money spent on time you enjoyed is never money wasted.

If you want to pick up drawing, I can't recommend Andrew Loomis enough. He's basically the authority on illustration, and although his books have been out of print for ages, you can download them easily enough. Go to alexhays dot com slash loomis to download a set of PDF copies of all his guidebooks, they'll set you down the right path.

Don't be intimidated, most of all. Have fun with it.

>>35065714
Yea true enough, I'm sure it'll be worth the money. I'll have to check out midnight diner, never heard of it. I watched lost in translation recently. Considered staying in the hotel Bill Murray goes to but I checked the price and it's 600 a night hah.

Thanks for the acvice with the drawing. I'll have to check these PDFs out, in the past I've basically just drawn what I saw. Be nice to have a guide kinda. Anyway I'm finally off to bed. Good luck with the rest of your shift, not long left now.

>>35065994
Thanks lad, try and keep your spirits high. Sounds like you've got some stuff to look forwards to.

>chucking it down with sleet and howling with cold winds
>need to walk a mile to the train station
>train could easily be cancelled
>destination is my call centre job
>on an 08:00 shift so I've been up since 05:00

living the dream

>>35066161
Unlucky lad. At least you'll be nice and warm when you get to work.

>>35066161
>call centre job
where do you work lad

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Just wanked to japanese school girl scat porn, this is a new low even for me

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>have to leave for work in ten minutes
>can hear the wind and rain outside my window
I don't want to go, I just want to stay comfy here

>>35066622
You'll be fine lad, have a nice cuppa, on me

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week after week, month after month, year after year

getting a job ain't easy lads, but even if i did manage to get past the interview stage, i wonder if i could even handle the responsibility of a full-time job at this point

>>35067160
It's an adjustment, it can seem scary. But get through the first coupple of days and you'll settle into a new routine. One that doesn't involve wallowing in your own filth quite as often

>>35067202
it's not filth i wallow in, just self-pity

i couldn't even handle a low-responsibility, 40/hr week admin position without getting burnt out after a year though - and that was before i spent years as a NEET

>>35067160
Here's something I've learned about myself whilst interviewing; if I go in with the mindset that I won't get the job, I become completely relaxed and feel in charge the whole way through. I don't know why it works for me desu, but maybe it will work for you?

>>35067160
I always feel this way after I've started a new job, but I truly do believe in the saying "the first day is the hardest."

Usually on the first day, you're being trained, being introduced to everyone (and forgetting their names immediately), shown the layout of the building, forced into doing something you are by no means ready to do, and you're exhausted right after lunch because your adrenaline has been pumping like mad since you got up and now that you've had a meal, your body is going into recovery mode 4 hours earlier than you need it to. First days are shite. Things almost never get worse than that first day anon, just suck it up and make it to the end of the first week. You wont want to quit once the money starts coming in

>>35067288
I've done that before, and I also got the job. Applied for a security position when I was completely hammered, and forgot about the whole thing until 2 weeks later I get a call asking if I could come in that day for an interview. I had about 3 hours to kill, so I did research on the company, shat out a cover letter, and went into the interview basically blind

>>35067160
Got an interview on Friday shit it's tomorrowso don't worry lad, you ain't the only one leaving NEETdom. Thankfully it's only part time, I don't think I could handle working 40 hours a week

>If you're entitled to Universal Credit, you'll be paid in 1 day.
Think I'll treat myself to a McFlurry after these bennies come in.

>>35067583
Buy me one you pooc

What podcasts do you guys listen to?

Want to listen to something interesting while walking down the hospital for my blood test.

>>35067647
I gotta make those 300 bennies stretch a whole month, lad. Can't be handing out McFlurries left, right and central.

>>35067668
Why are you buying McFlurries in central?

>>35067678
Well, I do live in Central London

>>35067754
>Well, I do live in Central London

Move

Why the fuck should you get 1000/month housing benefit when you can live in the north east for a third of that

This is why we house asylum seekers in Wales

Time to leave for naughty boy club. WOO!

>>35067797
I've lived in London all my life though, I don't want to move out to some depressing town in the northeast. Memes aside, it's pretty okay here.

Also, everyone would make fun of me for my accent, and not knowing what a "stotty" or a "bunap" or whatever it is people called bread in the north

>>35067847
>I've lived in London all my life though, I don't want to move out to some depressing town in the northeast.

Then get a job. Beggars shouldn't get to be choosers

>>35067854
>Then get a job
Alright, Thesera, calm down.

>>35067648
Hardcore history

He tells stories from history in an interesting way. spans a broad range of periods too

>>35067888
I'm angry about you buying a McFlurry now

Watching WataMote is painful. I can't handle the spaghetti, lads.

Bus didnt crash on the way to work today. What a dissapointment

>>35067160
Once you get a job its just the same. Depressing to think I could possibly be doing this for decades. Makes we want to jump in front of a car

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Good morning lads, another day of surviving on this rock. Why not start the day with a healthy debate. Can you name a better crisp than pic related?

>>35067648
the podquisition
excellent weird gaming news thing from jim sterling n co
would recommend

>>35067797
Do you know any mountainous parts of Wales with a nice small town nearby? I need to get out of the city and I think Wales is my best option.

Any suggestions from actual Welshmen would be most welcome.

>>35068755
Gwynedd is mountainous and has small towns. Try there.

>>35068735
prawn cocktail quavers

>>35068735
pom bears

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Did you lads see the alien image on /pol/? Shit was spooky.

>>35068440
>bus didn't crash on the way to work

You need to distract or incapacitate the driver at a critical moment.

>>35068796
prawn cocktail quavers wtf they have non cheese quavers

>>35068796
the only good prawn cocktail crisps are skips

>>35068798
Is this a fresh new meme? I just woke up, got on 4chan and I've seen people mention alien pictures twice. What happened while I was asleep?

>>35068440
>Bus didnt crash on the way to work today. What a dissapointment

Only once has that happen to me, I was heading home on the last bus, it was on this steep u-turn down the bottom of a hill. The bus turned too quickly and flipped on its side. Because I'm such a lad I was sitting on the top deck at the front windows. Didn't die. Fucking sucks.

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>>35068735
But anon, hula hoops are the better crisp!
beef flavoured

>>35068820
>Someone posted HD image of Ayy lmao on /pol/
>4chan breaks
>Suddenly cant upload images
>Images get all scrambled on the site
>4chan finally gets fixed
>Everytime someone tried to post the Ayy lmao the picture 404's
>Madness ensues
>Many anons taken to hospital
>/pol/ still leading an investigation

>>35068778

Thank you. According to Google it's one of the most sparsely populated areas of Wales. That sounds very appealing. It also says that a majority of the population are Welsh speaking, and I've heard the Welsh in the north aren't too keen on the English. Would my being an Englishman be a problem? I'm far from stereotypical.

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>tfw caffeine shampoo isn't making my hair grow back
how do i stop a receeding hairline, lads?

>>35068855
Do you know where else that particular image may be located? I saw the madness on /pol/ yesterday but I arrived too late.

>>35068882
Why the fuck would it? Does the bottle make such an obviously false claim?

You get a rooney-tier hair transplant

>>35068882
>getting your hair hyper on caffeine
Mate it's gonna be bouncing around all over the place and falling out.

>>35068925
>>35068942
Yeah, it's supposed to stimulate hair growth and stop receeding, but it doesn't seem to be working. Might have to start taking finasteride and risk impotence (was never planning on having kids anyway)

I've even started shampooing every day in desperation, but to no avail.

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>>35068972
Have you tried pic related?
Worked wonders for me.

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spooky stuff

There's a couple of threads on /x/ that purport to show screenshots of the "alien." The image doesn't seem groundbreaking in any way. It's most likely that all the surrounding drama was coincidental and hyped up.

>power went off and gotta top up
>insane wind and rain outside

Seriously why is this bullshit topping up electricity even allowed in this country?

Fuck all these inbred chavs and niggers and pakis who spend all their money on beer and takeaway and cant afford a monthly bill forcing power jew companies to do this pay as you go bullshit system.

>>35068882

How old are you?

bloxorigi

>>35069151
gotta hand it to whoever came up with this ruse they've managed to throw at least 4 boards into chaos

>have a dream about a new RLM release

I've got nothing going on, lads.

>>35069297
my mum switched back to the top up system and it's junk. I feel like scum going into a shop and asking for it to be topped up

>>35069526
Only 25, but my hairline doesn't give a shit about that

>normies want me to leave my house
>during the biggest storm of the season

Aces.

>>35069297
>Fuck all these inbred chavs and niggers and pakis who spend all their money on beer and takeaway and cant afford a monthly bill forcing power jew companies to do this pay as you go bullshit system.

You are a stupid bastard, I hope you die on the way to the shop.

>>35069698
It pissed down for about 5 minutes. The weather is a constant disappointment here.

>>35069653
top up tariffs are usually 50 quid a year more expensive than paying by direct debit

>>35069297
>tfw pay as you go electric meter
>tfw pay as you go phone

it's expensive being poor

>>35069777
Yeah I don't know why she did it to be honest. I remember those little green cards from the old top up system

>>35069780
I fucking hate going up to top up the meter. It's the only time I have to leave the house.

Just got back inside, the wind and rain was so bad I was getting a brain freeze

Fuck this, I'm staying in today.

>people talking about some storm somewhere
>calm and moderate temperature in london
i have no idea what's going on where you are, but things are fine here

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>Go to the jobcentre
>Paki calls me over
>Makes a remark about my name, I tell him it's Irish
>"You british yet?"
>No
>"You should you know, be good for you"
>mmm
>"Because you not from Northern Ireland, no?"
>No, republic
>"Yeah be good for you, cus things going change soon"
>How
>"Brexit y'know"
>Restrain myself from informing the ignorant paki that Ireland has it's own seperate agreements with the UK that don't involve the EU
>"You been here long time, why you no get job?"


Gee I dunno maybe it's paki's like you flooding the market and working for a pound an hour. The fucking cheek of this immigrant paki with english so broken I could barely understand him trying to scare me into "taking any job you can get" with his misinformed opinions about brexit and british citizenship. Like I'm going to be kicked out of the country. Fucking moron, I wanted to punch him square in his smug paki face.

>>35069939
>>35069824
Dry day here in Portsmouth, sun's even out

>>35069981
>>35069939
Must be just the north and midlands

>>35069998
any excuse to get my mac out

>>35069939
>>35069998
I'm in london and it's windy as fuck outside.

Got pushed down the street by it at one point, I fucking hate wind.

>>35070016

Phwoar!

blox

>>35070030
yeah m8
this one knows what's good for him

>>35069998
windy as fuck down here in Wales

I keep having this repeating deream.

be sex with hot grill.

penis is long enough to go to back of her throat.

she still finds this inadequate and demands more.

I do not have any more penis to give.

she gets bored and leaves.

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taking one week off going to uni to write an essay now... lets see how many days it will be before i actually start it :^)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCXhI3psJzE
chill burial for the lads.

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which one are you?
oregano

>>35070352

>tfw pushing flirt with her tier

brb hitting my head against the wall

is there any place you can order a ww2 german uniform to wear without being put on a watchlist?

I'm going to the chippy for lunch lads, what shall I get?

I was thinking small fish, chips and Irish curry, but if anyone has any better ideas, I'm all ears

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>anon will grow out of it, they said
>it's just a phase, they said

what /meal/ has britfeel been enjoying lately? [spolier]if any

>>35070373
sofmilitary
epic militaria
quite a few specialist shops in.t uk.

>>35070397
thank you so much mate

>>35070363
what are you calling flirting?

Thinking maybe a subway for lunch. Not fully decided yet though.

>>35070395
My dad was a metal guy so I never had to deal with that luckily.

>>35070402

We discussed types of gag and she agreed to undergo a full physical to make sure she has no underlying health problems that might cause her issues when I hog tie her.

>>35070395

dream theater desu

>tfw trying to find "private" lenders
having shit credit sucks

>walking down road going to docs
>windy as fuck
>see cute grills walking towards me
>box flies up in the air and smacks me on the face
>grills start laughing at me
>kill me now

>>35070352
Oof, that last one is too real. It's just missing the part about her looking away in disgust.

>>35070395
Sainsbury's Spicy Chicken and a packet of Uncle Ben's Spicy Mexican Rice

I have this meal 3 times a week.

jfc you need a dbs check to do any fucking job these days I DONT WANNA GET ONE IT'S TOO MUCH BOTHER

>>35070545
I thought the employer did it?

>>35070526
It needs another rank "stare at the green 'online' dot contemplating sending her a message until she goes offline"

Payday lads. The only redeeming feature about wagie life.

>>35070550
Yeah but he doesn't want to tell them about that time he got done for posting jailbait on reddit

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>>35062658
>ARFID
looked this up, sounds similar to me. I think they did diagnose me with an eating disorder when I didn't eat anything to drop weight. How fussy eater are you? I can't eat stuff like burgers becuse it has too much tastes and textures in one place. can't eat most meals because of the textures and tastes being too strong and mixxed. I just put on 2 stone by eating a loaf of bread and butter everyday pretty much. I mix it up these days and have cereal/fruit and sweets though.

>>35070468
just save up, lad

Call center lads

How do you deal with dried out mouth and throat?
First time doing this kind of job and this is killing me!

Sips of water do fuck all and theres only so much tea/coffee i can muster until i get jittery

I'm THIS close to lubing my mouth with fucking vaseline

>>35070697
I use hard boiled sweets. Water won't do anything since you need the throat to coat itself with mucus/saliva, sucking promotes that.

>>35070697

And I was doing research online.... and the advice is exactly what I'm doing whereas my colleagues perform just fine while doing the opposite.

Most of them are smokers, drink loads of caffeine... both of which apparently dry the throat

Goddamnit. Maybe its my genes

Just like a black guy performs better at sports, im not cut out for the call centre lyfe

Laptop has to be sent off again after it was "repaired" last week

Are KnowHow run by monkeys?

>try to look up how water is transferred around the body in humans
>not as simple as having water pipes but realy complicated mess involving proteins and other stupid shit
>give up trying to understand

>>35068845
not him but
noooooo
beef are nice sure
but they don't beat original
IMO

>>35070697
Relax, you're sweating and anxious and it's giving you dry mouth

>>35070950
I think sometimes when a problem can be one of two parts, they repair/replace one rather than both. See if it works, or doesn't, then do the other.

dreamed i was back in school
depressed now

>>35071016
>waaah I'm depressed

Boo hoo. Go for a walk.

>>35071023

Stop trying to get anon killed.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-39060095

>>35071023
Mate have you been outside today? It's windy as fuck

>>35071033
>>35071039
Heheh I don't go outside much.

Someone here knows me. I'm almost certain of it.

Or this is the earliest known symptom Anon displayed of schizophrenia.

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seems to be a lack of people saying post waifus lately.
i do love this little 1hopefully will remember to post her this time
2D>3D
fuck this 3D world

>>35071124
Sup Matt

>>35071009
Its infuriating I called KnowHow and they told me it was either a faulty charger or battery and told me to go to PC World

They didn't even bother looking at it and just told me they would send off

i think i told someone who was going to give me a job interview earlier to get bent because i thought they were from an agency

whoops

is it worth ringing back?

>>35071506
when agencies call, it's usually to offer an interview though

not sure i understand the logic that went through your head here

>>35071563
it's my first time anon-kun i'm nervous
i don't really want to get signed up to an agency to find a job. is that the way it works???

just been having a think.

what conditions did the African slaves live in before they were bought? obviously Africans only would of sold lower class individuals so im wondering if they would of even had better lives before they were bought. and isnt it possible that the suffering they went through with regards to being slave actually improved the lives of their children because africa was extremely under developed? everyone other race had to go through extreme hardships, while blacks in first world countries only had to suffer for a few hundred years before they had the same opportunities as a race that spend thousands of years suffering.

i dont condone slavery but this is just something i have been thinking about.

>>35071578
with agencies, you usually just apply for jobs on their website and they act an intermediary between you and the employer (so, they call you up for a provisional phone interview with them, and then set up the actual interview between the employer and you)

>>35071654
fuck
oh well
was a shit job anyway

>>35071598
This is exactly why Spike Lee is considered such an ignorant, racist shitbag

>>35071724
yeah, lots of races have went through slavery at some point. some Germanics were sold as slaves back in the roman era for example. and it wasnt the entire black population, it was just a select few, and only high class people had them, like it has always been with slaves. take the ancient greeks, they were always selling each other as slaves. im pretty sure us britons were sold as slaves too. pretty much every race, or i would at least say most, have been sold as slaves at some point, it just think its a bit ignorant when black people speak as though they were the only race to experience slavery.

So when we leave the EU are we gonna get double taxed on everything we buy from the EU?

I just bought something and got charged the 21% EU Sales tax.

But avoided the 20% UK Sales tax and 4.5% Import tariff.

So after we leave I'm paying 44.5% tax?

>>35071813
I'm just hoping beer and fags get cheaper.

>>35071813

You'll have to start buying British

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>>35071994
Yes I'll buy British next time I want a 1963 watch made for the Chinese airforce.

>Walking to the hospital listening to a podcast on my phone
>Route takes me past a school
>Walking past the school when the podcast ends
>About to change the podcast when I realise I could be accused of taking pics of kids on my phone
>Keep on walking

>Walking back home
>Going across the park
>Gust of wind blowing behind me nearly knocks me off my feet
>Tfw too cold to wear just a tshirt, too warm to wear a jacket
>REEEEE

Fucking carnage out there lads, bins blown all over the shop.

>>35072072
that watch looks cool. what is it called?

>>35072072
how much did that cost you? id fucking wear that

>doing a low-tier internship that's got the possibility of a perm job afterwards
>can tell already that I'm not gonna get kept on, isn't nearly enough extra work to justify +1 people and the stuff that I was originally meant to be doing the boss recently hired his brother in law to do, so obviously he's gonna be my replacement/his presence means there's no point having me
>gonna have to move home again to more NEET life in April

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>>35072128
>>35072139
It's called the Seagull 1963. It's a reproduction of a run of 1,000 watches made in 1963 for the Chinese airforce for fighter pilots to wear. Made to the same design, the same parts on the same equipment in the same factory as the original.

They cost 200 euro.

>>35072212
>tfw too poor

cant you just buy a chinese knockoff of it?

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>>35072233
>A chinese knockoff of a chinese watch

Is that a joke or are you serious?

Seagull is a Chinese watch company, they were originally owned by the Chinese government when they produced the original watch in 1963.

It's a reissue made to the same specs, design and parts.

>>35072255
it was a joke that backfired

Having a bacon butty tbqh

>>35072259
It's actually the second cheapest mechanical chronograph on the market. The only other watch in it's class that's cheaper is the Alpha Rolex Daytona knock-off which uses the same internals as this watch. It's 120 euros

>>35072289
id want this chinese one desu, it looks beautiful, ill have to add it to my list of things i need to save up for along with useless shit like video games and stuff like that

31 year old virgin back again lads. Just sipping a hot cup of Joe listing to the carnage of Dorris whilst shitposting on my comfy bed - normies don't know this pleasure eh lads.

Shitposting is my job now.

>>35072321
What is this "Dorris" I keep hearing about?

Teehee

>>35072255
>>35072289

i might get one, lads. what straps do you think look the best? i have seen pics of one with black leather straps that looks amazing but i cant find it to buy

http://www.watchunique.com/seagull-1963-original.html

im thinking the green looks the second best or the brown leather

>>35072072

We make watches in England ya putz

I just realized I haven't shit in 4 days and I need to shit now.

Wish me luck, lads.

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>>35072375
The only watch maker of any note in England is Christopher Ward. And his watches are 600 - 2,000

>>35072255
Im not usually a watch guy cause I feel like its just branding and showing off wealth but this is actualy pretty cool.

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>>35072371
The black one is not original spec.

The leather strap one is a bit overpriced for just a leather strap. It's 30 euros for a 10 quid strap. Although it is an official Seagull branded strap.

I bought the one on the green strap then immediately replaced it with a leather strap I had spare. Remember to pay the extra 24 euro for the glass back so you can see the gears n shit.

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>>35072402
I do like some of Chris's watches desu, rather classy. Your Chinky watch looks of soviet origin by the way.

My Citizen still rules.

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Master race coming thru

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>>35072446
>Your Chinky watch looks of soviet origin by the way.

You're probably thinking of the Poljot Strela.

The original movement from both these watches were made by a Swiss company called Venus in the 1950s.

However, Russia knocked off a movement called the Venus 150.

China actually purchased the design and tooling required to make the Venus 175 movement legally.

>>35072495
>Poljot Strela

Quite like that.

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You guys like my Rolex?

>>35072495
Yo that one is sweet. Can you buy replicas of this one?

>>35072559
HOLY SHlT how much did that cost you?

>>35072592
If you have to ask you can't afford it matey

>>35072559
Yes but they're a lot more money

http://www.poljot24.de/en/strela-chronograph.html

And you're getting an unlicensed clone of a Venus 150 movement build from slavs looking and copying.

The Seagull ST19 movement in the 1963 Chinese watch is a licenced production of the Venus 175, a better movement, made with the original designs and tooling purchased from Switzerland.

You're basically getting the same movement that was in Breitling and Omegas from the 1950s

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I have this watch

>>35072645
You killed the thread with gayness mate.

>>35072645
disgusting

xcq

Lads, is it weird that I'm about to have a bath at 3pm? I've just hacked my 3DS and im taking it with me for maximum comfort.

Something just feels weird to have a bath in the day time I guess...

Feel like a pepsi lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_9SsX7HJhE

>>35072762

Not weird at all. Don't take too long though or you'll miss the chase.

>>35072775
I don't have TV unfortunately.

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>>35060784
>When you realise that without religion morality is 100% objective, you realise how important a foundation of common beliefs is in society. Religious belief on an individual level isn't always important, but it is on a societal level
And yet, despite all Christians believing in the same God, with all the different sects and beliefs within Christianity people's morality is still very much a spectrum. There are Christians who justify murder, others who say turn the other cheek ect.

>I feel like in the next few decades there's going to be a serious moral crisis among atheist societies, as people begin to share less and less common values, since they are built on an arbitrary framework.
I'm not so sure but I think if your premonition comes to fruition then it would happen regardless of amount of religious people in a society.

>>35072803

I'm sure you won't mind if I come into your home and verify that

>>35072822
If an inspector ever came to my house, I'd be happy to let them in if they asked. I have a 40 inch TV as my main PC monitor and PS4 display, but I don't think I even have a TV aeriel or whatever you need to catch broadcast TV.

The only good thing about TV when I had it was Film4

>>35072852

That's fine, I just need to check your internet history to see if you've been on iplayer.

Nice watches wagies. Gotta make sure you get back from your dinner break on time. Don't want Mr.Patel docking your pay. Tick tock wagies tick tock

https://youtu.be/eMWeQWGla0Y
The only watch a glorious NEET will ever need

>>35072866
I legit dont think I ever have. I use Netflix and shit like 123movies, but I don't think I've ever used iPlayer or 4OD. Not since I was back at uni, yers ago

>>35072889

OK, now I'll just search through your entire house to check for mobile devices.

You don't want to get fined, after all.

>>35059605
Jesus is a fisher of men, not a fisher of (You)s.

Lads the fucking winds made a tree collapse into my back garden, council probably gonna take ages to clean that shit up.

Just dragged half a bottle of whisky out my wardrobe, rinsed out a glass.. Uh oh lads, uh oh.

>tfw diagnosed autist but good liar, since i find it relatively intuitive to understand other people have different views, perspective, knowledge, etc. although i think a lot of this understanding is actually a lot weaker than it seems at first glance.
not sure if that means they diagnosed me wrong, or it's more than that.

*looks at phone for the time*

>>35071792
Slavery exists today. People get trafficked from asia and the Baltics every day

Fuck; thread is deader than dead.

>>35070511
Have you been spying on me? This exact same scenario happened to me on the way to the doctors' surgery this morning you pisstaking GCHQ bastard!

>>35070950
>Not fixing your laptop yourself

Reeeeeee normie!

>27 years old
>Not that fat, 2 stone overweight
>Have symptoms of diabetes


I can't really have diabetes can I lad? Diabetes is an illness that 20 stone 60 year olds get.

I'm 16 stone at 6ft so I'm about 2 stone over my ideal weight.

>>35073288
I've been thinking about getting tested for diabetes recently.

I'm always so fucking tired and my pee smells really strong, and I eat a ton of sweets too. Do you just go to your GP and ask to be tested or something?

>use the disabled toilet at work cause the normal one is occupied.
>old person with walker waiting outside after shit

Fugg

>>35073110
yep. if there is a demand, there will always be a market.

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Turns out there is a British micro watch company offering a chronograph soon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oweEqjWhImA

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>married
>sexual degenerate
>highly conservative in everything else
anyone else know this abstract feel?

>>35073546
not that abstract, every one has their own tastes in the bedroom, but thats where it should stay

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Going to tell mummy that I have an eating disorder and that I want to go to a therapist. It's pretty obvious so she shouldn't be opposed, right?

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Does any one use pic related setting?

>>35073639
You too fat or too thin?

>>35073694
Too picky >>35062658

>>35073719
Just eat your fucking balanced diet and sort yourself out, lad. What the hell is the matter with you you fussy little biscuit?

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Why is the feels guy called wojak lads?

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>>35073674

Since the thread remains mecca for the buuthurt virgins who can't muster up a you between them I'll self(you) SHAMELESSLY.

Got a new box as well

>>35073789
That's his name, that's why

>need to buy another car
>too scared to phone garage

>>35072929
take a picture
Originally

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Why do the normalshits in my uni flat never leave the kitchen? It's ridiculous I have to wait until midnight or later before I can cook food in peace without them looking at me.

>>35073921
if you're this insecure and anxious, why did you move away from home?

this is exactly why i dont stay on campus because i knew normies would annoy me.

>>35073921

You should get up early and cook up a big batch of something, then put it in tupperware

>>35072929
why not hack it up yourself? use it as firewood, or mulch it or whatever you want

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>>35071296
All the kool kids are gone and now its just a couple of us waifu posters left. No wonder this place is getting worse :^)

>>35073921
It's the only communal room. Normies REQUIRE, ABSOLUTELY CANNOT DO WITHOUT social interaction. Same in the shared house i currently reside in. Pretty weird.

Why do normies have such a high opinion of themselves?

Every single one thinks they're hot shit and looks down on everyone who isn't them.

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>>35073946
My parents basically forced me into uni and said if I went for an apprenticeship like I wanted they'd kick me out of the house. They also got really annoyed when I tried to go to a local uni so I could stay at home so now I'm stuck in a city I hate around people that I know don't like me.

The worst part is the university had a questionnaire for the halls where you picked the kind of flatmates you'd like so I picked 'quiet' but I'm guessing all the meme depression normalfags picked that.

>>35073986
I might start cooking stuff at night and saving for the day after

>>35073997
It's fucking bizarre.

That bath I had was top stuff. Sat in there for 90 minutes playing Dragon Quest 8 on my 3DS, then went to the shop for a coke zero cherry, wispa gold and a bag of transform-a-snacks.

This has been a good day lads

>>35073921
Are you me? I am literally right now waiting for my normalfag roommates to leave the kitchen so I can go out of my room and get ready for class. Normals are truly a fucking plague.

>>35074041
>get ready for class
>class
>at 4:30pm

found the yank lads

>>35074029
your parents are retarded. but maybe the normies in your flat are actually decent people and you're just socially inept, and a bit of a judgemental person.

>>35074053
You can have lectures at 5pm you nob

>>35074041
they are not really a plague, you're just insecure. i personally wouldent spend all my time in the kitchen because it would be boring but there comes a point were you have to admit that you're just beng a faggot and you are the one with a problem.

i get anxiety sometimes but its not other peoples fault, its mine, its my problem i need to work on. just liek this is yours and the other guys problem