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>last day of class.
>Girl approaches me and tells me that her friend has had a crush on me.
>I am happy and excited and i later go on Facebook only to have forgotten her name.
>Never saw that girl again
>Had my first and last gf years ago.
>After some fourplay I attempt to take off her bra.
>I struggle miserably and reveal how inexperienced I am.
>I try to instead plop her titties out one by one, under her bra.
>Extremely awkward now and she gets turned off.
>She puts clothes back on and says she has to do something else.
>At school working on assignment.
>Stacy in front of me turns around, smiles and draws a heart on my paper with a sharpie attempting to flirt with me.
>I have autistic rage because of its unerasable.
>"Hey...WHAT THE FUCK?"
>"....Woooah..Calm down..." she says in a shaky voice.
>"FUCK YOU BITCH, YOU HAVE STDS!"
>Whole class starts laughing
>I get sent to the office.
>School required me to pass a "mental evaluation" in order to return to school.
>I passed and return.
>Had to sign a "safety contract" as I was seen as a threat to others.
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>>35142059
>>Had my first and last gf years ago.
>>After some fourplay I attempt to take off her bra.
>>I struggle miserably and reveal how inexperienced I am.
>>I try to instead plop her titties out one by one, under her bra.
>>Extremely awkward now and she gets turned off.
>>She puts clothes back on and says she has to do something else.
legitimately lmaoed
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>>35142059
Fucking normies
Originaliio
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>>35142072
Long ago when I had a gf, she would thankfully just take it off herself.
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>>35142059
I had a chance to have sex with fat girls multiple times at age 18. Like literally them throwing themselves at me. I didn't because I cared what people thought of me. I didn't have any physical contact with a woman until I was 21. Sex with big girls is God tier. I should have been doing it 8 years ago.
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>high school
>i've never talked to a girl in high school, KHV
>a girl says "hi"
>i don't respond because i thought she was saying hi to someone else
>we were the only people there
>my only chance is long gone
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In middle school I had two girls who showed interest in me, but at the time I was completely unaware. I stumbled on their profile pictures, both are married living happily. Their husbands are overweight and work minimum wage jobs, it really rubs my almonds that somehow they're better than me. I guess the personality meme is real
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