NOTE THAT IF YOU'RE NOT A KV THEN YOU'RE A FUCKING

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>>35141694
>people who unironically like black licorice

Does an awkward kiss from a polygamous feminist while she holds hands with her boyfriend count against KV status?

Because I wish I could take it back, fuck that kiss.

>>35142696
Was it an actual kiss with tongue involved or just simple lip-touching?

>>35142769
Two quick pecks on the lips, not much more than that other than her randomly kissing me a couple times after, definitely pity kisses tho.

>>35142865
post the entire story fgt
why did she do this

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>>35141694
I would love to use that dildo, my electric ones have shit connections so oen with an interesting shape would be nice...

Wizchan's over there. r9k has ALWAYS been a normie board.

>>35142883
The entire story would just be a novel of autism, SJWs, vampires and bad acid trips, but

>been hanging out with this hippy couple in an effort to 'get out of my shell'
>find out they're polyamorous, and the girl is this little redhead hippy whose into fat dudes so I figure why not take a few swings
>a few horribly awkward acid trips, larp sessions, and drunken weeks later, and we're pretty close
>one day we get back to my house after doing some larping, and like a faggot I say to her "you wanna watch steven universe and cuddle?" because I had never cuddled with a girl before, which she knew
>she was game for it, but so was her boyfriend, this big hairy shrek lookin' dude, but I figured I'd take what I could get
>we all settle on a couch and watch TV, she's in the middle, with me and her BF on either side of her just team-cuddling the shit out of her
>even with her BF there, cuddling felt FUCKING UNBELIEVABLE for that brief half hour or so
>I kiss her on the neck a couple of times and whisper sweet apologies for being weird into her ear
>the show ends, we separate, her BF gets up to go to the bathroom
>it's just me and the girl sitting next to each other and staring in one another's eyes
>like an absolute, complete fucking faggot, instead of trying to be romantic I just blurt out "uhh hey I was w-wondering... if you could help me with my first kiss... like if you wanted to kiss or something..."
>she seems shocked at first, then bursts out laughing
>fuckingkillme.tiff
>she calms down a bit, but she seems to get that I'm dying inside so she says sure, and asks what kind of kiss
>fuck I didn't think I'd get this far, just say "french?"
>she kind of grimaces and shakes her head, and I kind of work my way down to an agreed quick kiss on the lips
>while we're talking about this her BF comes in

cont, post too long

>>35143214
>awkward silence, then I try my best to explain the situation in my awkward faggoty way
>he says it's cool, asks if I want to kiss him too, I decline
>me and the girl get settled on the couch, and we both sort of giggle at the awkwardness and try to position ourselves
>we go in for a quick kiss, I say "aww come on that was too quick!" and then we have another
>we proceed to watch some more TV, this time I'm lying alone on a couch, her and BF off making out in another chair
>didn't give one single fuck, the cuddling was magical and I finally got my first kiss out of the way
>slept like a goddamn baby that night

After that though I kept trying to fuck her and it just wouldn't happen, ended up in some traumatic experiences. I'll never look at D.Va the same way after the last time I awkwardly tried to bone her. Still a virgin, and it's kinda worse after getting as close as I did.

>>35141694
>tfw not kissless

Wew lads, how the fuck can you be kissless in this day and age? Just go to a club and grab the nearest scantily clad slut.

>>35142599
I love black licorice, especially the salty scandinavian kind. come fight me faggot

>>35143351
Yeah, where my /licoricelads/ at?

>>35143394
Reporting in
Panda is god-tier

>>35141694
memes memes memes memes not original you have been muted memes memes memes memes