I fapped yesterday and it made a glopping noise, which is kinda

Dude the sound is because of the wet cock and the space between the head of the cock and the rest of it

>>35258108
My dick wasn't wet, never heard of dipping it into water before. Maybe i'll try that?

>>35258128
Precum, heard of it?

>>35258155
That sounds like a lot of precum to make your dick wet

>>35258176
It sure does, cut penises have less

>>35258011
>smegma gloshing up and down between the foreskin as you stroke it
American (((education)))

>>35258237
Do they teach about penis'es and smegma in non-american schools? Damn, im jealous. Not jealous of the dick part, but how much yall know.

>>35258249
Yes, they do. They teach you that it's dead skin, sweat and piss and that you should wash yourself regularly, because it's disgusting

>>35258293
We dont teach that here cause no one has skin anyways

>>35258108
I think this is right, even as a cut guy I've noticed using spit as lube is loud as fuck. I have a relatively loose cut and used to be able to masturbate with my foreskin and that was quiet.

>>35258237
Most kids at my high school had no idea what a foreskin is. It was funny when it became known as a sign of jews to be cut, most guys didn't even realize they were already cut and tried to oust other guys as jews. Eventually they figured out what a foreskin (and that they were missing it) was and there was wide-spread disgruntlement. Doubt anyone in my town will be cut in the next generation, kids were pissed, some guys ran away because they hated their parents.

>>35258249
Non-american schools list the foreskin as a natural part of the penis. Open up most anatomical textbooks in america and it's not there, no joke.

>>35258237
I found out you're not meant to pull the shaft, sucks being cut