>get gf
>she wants to do things other than fuck and cuddle
>>35257665
What kind of things?
orgi
>>35257665
Leave her to become my personal human bidet
>>35257799
are you a boy or are you a girI?
>>35257814
I got a big ol' elephant's trunk between my legs babeee. Call me what you want, but I'm pitching if you catch my drift.
>>35257665
Okay, I think the "T" is from FTL, the A is definitely from Halo, the "P" is from Phantom Pain?
I fucking KNOW the H has to be from a cartoon but I can't fucking pin it.
>>35257930
Spongebob?
The original sponge living under the sea