>Your future wife has eaten Chad's asshole Does

>future wife

Spotted the inconsistency.

Please don't shame women for eating ass, otherwise they'll never do it.

>>35257742
Some anons will snag 30/40 year old women who have had enough of the 'single life' and want a nicely paid hubby.

What's good for the goose is good for the gander

>>35257716
>Does this bother you?

yes, I don't want a used up roastie slut

>>35257716
it certainly fucking does.
it's humilating enough to kiss a girl that had a cock in her mouth, but an asshole? no thanks

>>35257716
If i like her then no

>implying any of us robots will get married

>>35258026
>Are you sure anon? I mean Chad was my first, he trained me at a young age to lick his butt to maximise his pleasure. I don't really like the idea anymore though.
>I-It's okay sweetie, girls age like wine h-haha...

>>35258086
>implying her telling me what a nasty slut she was won't turn my dick into a diamond destroyer

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>tfw I remember the first time i got a BJ afterwards she ate my ass

it was so weird but i felt kinda good....

>>35257754
this

origonalityor

>>35258124
Please elaborate I wonder what it's like. Ticklish I'm assuming.

>>35257987
>being this insecure about your sexuality
lmao, no wonder y'all virgins.

>future wife
too bad I'm asexual

>>35257716
You're very optimistic to assume I'll ever nail anyone

My future wife has never masturbated or done anything sexual to herself, or even watched porn. I'll get to be her first for everything and mold her pussy to my Mr. Meat Cylinder. My own personal Mrs. Dick Receptacle.

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>Your future wife
i'll be dead before im there

>>35257716
>marrying a non-virgin
How is this any better than being alone?

>>35258757
>non-virgin
>In a white country
pick 1

>>35258764
Well, guess I'll be alone, what a waste, I'm good looking and make good money.

>>35258797
oh no, what will women do without you, have mercy

>>35257716
I wouldnt marry a girl who was degenerate enough to eat ass, but then again ive done it on multiple occasions.

>>35258757
Women virgins of marriageable age don't exist. Sorry to break it to ya.

>>35257894

And nobody wants a numale virgin.

>>35258757

How's being alone your whole life because of your crippling autism and insecurity good?

>>35258797

You're not and you don't.

>>35258163
I was on my stomach and yeah i guess thats the best way to describe it, ticklish, unless she pushes her tongue in, which she did for a moment, and that was... interesting in a good way.


lets just say we did it alot after that, both ways

>tfw I found a cute kissless virgin gf
>tfw she actually likes me
She might get tired of me soon though, so I am going to make the most of it.

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>>35258850

xd buttmad roastie, pic related, it's your vagina

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>>35258850

disgusting roastie cry more

>>35257716
What's with this arse eating these days? Why has humanity sinked to this low level? Soon you won't be able to get a job, if you did not eat someone's arsehole. Because if you do not eat anyone's arsehole, you won't be able to have relationships or a sex life, and if you can't have those, you will be socially ostracized, not being able to form social networks, through which you could get a job. It's basically the same as before with pussy eating or dick sucking.

Someone should make a sociological study about how individual's life prospects are dependent on their arse eating skills.

People are fucking retarded apes.

>>35257716
ATTENTION ROBOTS YOU ARE ABOUT TO HEAR THE TRUTH.

YES IT'S TRUE THE SEXUAL REVOLUTION WAS DESIGNED AND PLANNED BY (((THEY))) IN ORDER TO CONVINCE MEN LIKE US THAT ALL WOMEN ARE SLUTS AND BREEDING IS FUTILE.

THEY WERE RIGHT ABOUT ONE THING: FINDING A SUITABLE WIFE IS NEAR IMPOSSIBLE THESE DAYS.

HOWEVER WHAT WE NEED TO DO NOW IS IMPREGNATE AS MANY WOMEN AS POSSIBLE TO SPREAD THE SEED OF THE WHITE MAN.

THIS WILL BE OUR MOST DIFFICULT TASK YET BUT IT IS NECESSARY TO DESTROY ((((THOSE)))) WHO WOULD LIKE TO SEE US DESTROYED

>>35259292
>>35259307
>they take the time to save roasties