Bitch tits

i know that lopside feel

how bad are they OP? if you show pics i will too

>tfw perfect male model body

>>35264394

I'm too shy, but not as bad as that chart makes it look.

>>35264333
>sidewinders
More like side splitters

>>35264420
yeah not as bad but still pretty bad.

it might make you feel better about it to see someone else with it...do you want me to go first?

>>35264430

Um sure if you're up for it, I don't want to make you do anything you're uncomfortable with.

>>35264459
will you take a picture if I do though? I don't want to be left with my dick hanging in the wind here.

>>35264333
at least gyno can be fixed

i'm stuck with wide hips

>>35264477

I'd never do such a thing, I'm suffering as much as you brother.

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>tfw A-cup
>might even be B-cup these days
>had bigger tits than the girls in HS

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>>35264502
>brother

makes me think you're trolling but hey, whatever

>>35264602

Those aren't so bad anon.

>>35264622
bad enough to make me never want to take off my shirt or be intimate with anyone

>>35264502
>>35264477
take a picture guys, I have gyne too and it makes me feel better to know there's other guys out there suffering like me

I most closely resemble the "perkies" from that chart, I have puffy nipples and a bit of tissue under them, it's not as 'comical' as that picture tho. It fucking sucks because I'm ~145 pounds at 5'11", so I'm at a healthy BMI.

The only time I've got them to go away is when I was a drug addict and could get by only eating one meal a day, starving myself down to ~138 pounds. Then I was so thin that the fat pretty much vanished from my chest. Fuck if I can do that regularly tho. I would get dizzy simply from moving from a sitting to standing position.

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>>35264333
Started my newest programming gig and for some reason through combination of age and not moving all fucking day I have e gotten so fat I have tiddies now. Might need a bra soon. Never work robots.

>>35264488
I have gyno+wide hips.
I bet there are traps out there that wish they had my body

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someone kill me please I don't want to live like this

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>>35264941
Nice tits dude, how'd you get them?

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>>35264640

I put on another 30 lbs in '16 due to work stress & neglect, hence the new stretch marks. Guess I should get back on my diet..

>tfw no big belly bf

>>35264985
I don't know but they come out more than my belly does :(

>>35264637
Don't be such a faggot your moobs aren't even that bad

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I'm actually not sure if this is gyno or if I just have horrible fat distribution.

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>tfw not dysphoric in a slightest
>kinda skinnyfat
>have a set of cute little conetits due to gyno ever since late middleschool

meh

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Started using finasterid recently, I've heard one of it's side effects is gyno.
I think my bewbs have grown a bit, is it okay or I should stop ?

>>35265300
I think it looks fine anon

>>35265300
You're cute desu. Be my original bf pls

>>35265300
Oh shut the hell up

>>35265544
Dont be rude hes my bf

>>35264637
Dude I have perkies and I've still gotten laid from time to time. If I can have sex there's no reason you can't

>>35265721
Do you think the girls were secretly disgusted with you? They probably were

>>35265860
I don't think they were desu. I dated one of them for a few months and she would do anything in bed

Even if they were disgusted as long as I got my nut I don't care

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rate these tits

>>35264333
It's not gynomastia if you're fat

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>>35266070
How do you not kill yourself god damn

>>35266070
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

>>35266070
Why not lose weight?
Show penis

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>tfw skinnyfat titties
Truly the worst

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>>35266101
>>35266102
its afraid

>>35266114
im workin on it

>>35265189
A bit disgusting. Seriously though, lose weight.

>>35266139
Show your penis please.

>>35266139
post pic standing up, it can't be that bad [/spoiler] r-right?

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>>35266128
so close yet so far away blox

>>35266128
Shit, I thought my skinnyfat tits were bad...