Obscure feel thread

>ywn have a qt older gf teach you how to kiss

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>tfw can't hit 3w off the deck

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>>35285092
>tfw literally make my heart hurt watching qts play guitar on youtube

>>35285092
>>35285188
not really that obscure a feel.

>imagine your pillow is grape flavored
>kiss it and lick it and it's still pillow flavored

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I finally felt the feel
my only solace is that she's trying to make me feel bad

If somebody put a tongue in my mouth, living and moving, I'd fucking puke.

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>>35285313
what feel? pls elaborate

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>ywn forcefully strip Stacey naked in front of the entire class, humiliating and traumatizing her for the rest of her life

>tfw will never live in a russian orthodox monastery singing gregorian chants

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>Always thought myself to be straight
>Become friends with a qt boy
>Fucking fall in love with him
>He fucking lives in a different continent across the ocean

IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR

Also

>People you've known have always had high expectations of you for some reason
>Don't know why
>You let them down every time
>Tfw they say, 'I thought you were better than this'.
>New qt boy has confidence in me for some reason

>>35285092
I want to move but fear that I'll not be able to find a job to pay the rent. infinite loop

Where is the OP WebM from?

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>ywn own a mansion with hidden trapdoors and pretend to be a scary monster
>ywn have your mansion investigated by a group of mystery-solving college students
>ywn kidnap and rape the hot girl of the group

>>35285092
>tfw will never be white
Feels bad lads.

>>35285092
>Feels
This webm made my day, OP.

>>35286412
>>ywn kidnap and rape the hot girl of the group
velma?

>>35286576
Daphne, you plebeian.

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>>35285092
>ywn be a good shitposter
>ywn trigger hordes of /pol/tards
how do they do it

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>>35285092
>ywn have a dominant tomboy gf who rapes you out of love for you, and is actually very sweet and nurturing
>ywn be remembered throughout history among the likes of Caesar, Genghis Khan, Alexander the Great, Napoleon and Frederick the Great.
>ywn be a universally loved celebrity who does tons of shit for charity and is laways making memorable jokes in interviews, leading to 4chan deeming you /ourguy/
>ywn be a soldier in ww1, fighting valiantly but being scarred by PTSD
>ywn be a rebellious teen in the early 90's, spending hours at a time hanging out with friends in the woods and kissing girls
>ywn be a cyborg

>watch a dance competition
>see all these chads and staceys confidently pull off their moves and absolutely fucking destroy the other contestants
>realize that you have absolutely 0 talents
>people like those contest winners spent years working on that shit
>even if you started a skill now you'd have to live under the shadow of people who have been practicing since childhood

>tfw no confident alpha hip hop club gf who loves u for who you are

>no wealthy manchild otaku to pay me & buy me nice things in exchange for spending time with him
>no wealthy manchild otaku to project motherly instincts onto in a misguided effort to "fix"
>no wealthy manchild otaku to show off his pokemon cards/warhammer stuff/anime wallscrolls to me

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>>35285092

jesus fuck demi moore was so hot when she was a kid. Looks like she was into younger guys even back then. I think I'm gonna go watch Blame it on Rio and masturbate

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>>35285092
>tfw you get a whiff of decomposing meat in the trash you purposefully waited as long as possible to take out
>tfw you fap immediately afterwards while smelling your hands

>>35286786
>wealthy
You'll only be able to find this if you have a penis.

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>never had a crush in 2 years
>meet a chill black girl in a discord server
>we eventually dm each other a lot
>develop a crush on her
>she lives half a country away

she's moving to my city in a few years

>tfw I will never be able to make my eyes wider apart
I look like a fucking cyclops, and coupled with my manlet status, it's death. 25 and a KHV because of it. People have made fun of me for it, and women call me ugly within earshot. I don't even care about women, as much. I just want to go through a day of work without hearing at least one customer mutter to their friends that "he looks weird" or "his eyes are so close, ew." I just want to be normal.

Eye area is the single most important part of your body.

>>35285616
i know your pain

aaaaaAAAAAAAAAAA

>>35287550
Tfw droopy retard eyes, small pathetic mouth, long ass face, no jaw, weird head.

I feel you, post your eyes

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>>35287734
Forgot pic

absolutely oregano

>>35287793
The only real problem here is your eyes.

Can you try and open them further conciously?

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>>35287734
here's one pic

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>>35286704

>ywn have a dominant tomboy gf who rapes you out of love for you, and is actually very sweet and nurturing
>ywn be remembered throughout history among the likes of Caesar, Genghis Khan, Alexander the Great, Napoleon and Frederick the Great.
>ywn be a universally loved celebrity who does tons of shit for charity and is laways making memorable jokes in interviews, leading to 4chan deeming you /ourguy/
>ywn be a soldier in ww1, fighting valiantly but being scarred by PTSD

Can relate to all of these feels

>ywn understand the Nimzo Indian defense

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>>35288492
here's one where they're bugged out to show how close set and fucked they are

>tfw there will never be a more safe procedure than a box osteotomy to correct this

>>35287793
your eyes don't seem too bad. They have good separation and no scleral show. The droopiness is probably also augmented by the angle. If the droopiness bothers you, there's a number of filler-related surgeries you can get which have little complications.

> Watch kino movie about a guy kidnapping a qt girl.
> Get horny the entire movie.
> Two days later and still can't get over the urge to fap all the time fantasizing about the movie.

>>35288940
What movie was it?
010101

>>35289083
Split. It's nice but it doesn't have erotic content.