is a fleshlight worth the money? any robots have one, is it good?

I have the stu and its too intense. It feels pretty good but cumming in it almost hurts.

>>35284730
It's life changing. Great ones probably better than sex.

do they make the mouth one with a moustache?

asking for a friend

They're overrated. You're better off getting an onahole for half the price.

>>35285089
what do you mean its too intense?

I have the original with smooth texture. At first it was a little bland, but now whenever I need a quick fap, it's what my dick wants. Highly suggest.

>>35285206
I have the vagina
I rather just use my hand
it's dat subliminal ruda

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>tfw wanna get a sex toy but still live with parents

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>>35285277
I made this mistake... It's a very bad mistake to make...

Is it good for endurance training?

wtf is the stealth? is that supposed to be like the urethra, as in irony, as in "she screams when I pound her urethra?"

>>35285304
Do tell.

Did mommy catch you?

>>35285123
well you can use a sharpie and draw one on it, that way it can even be a Hitler moustache

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I've got pic related.
So fucking good, I can't go back to fapping with just my hand after using this.
Only downside is the cleaning and having to use it really late at night because parents.

>>35284730
Cleaning requires way too much effort. Its not worth it. Also I'm cut so my hand is more sensitive than my dick so I lose a lot of pleasure when not using my hand.

>>35285304

Please greentext.
fkseajoigwweg

>>35285315
it looks like the tip of a dick
i dunno what else it could be

i'm gonna bring mine to the airport next time just for looks
I don't get many chances to show off my vagoo

Is there a difference between fleshlight and onahole? Or are they just the same thing and one produced by the west and other one by japs?

>>35285277
Just buy one at a sex shop or get it delivered to a post office.

>>35285336
you just plug it onto the end of the tap and start the water, pressure will remove all the shit, couldn't be easier, the second part I guess is personal preference since I'm cut too and I like it more than using my hand, I use lube too though

There is a thread sticked around /jp/ fyi.

>>35285381
Onaholes are better quality. They're the japs, they love fapping and shit so you know it's good.

>>35284730

I got a japanese "pussy in a jar" thing that feels pretty good and doesn't look as stupid as a fleshlight.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bs7_ec4aZCY


The best orgasms I had were using it to edge myself. You'll need some lube, though.

I bet no1's ever bought a stealth, there's probably one in existence

>>35285388
>you just plug it onto the end of the tap and start the water
I dont have a sink in my bed you genius so hows that supposed to happen? I'm not gonna get out of bed after each wank.

>>35285322
>>35285352
I won't greentext, but i has a collection of various toys and bondage gear. Plus I had a couple gig of really weird porn. This was back in HS. My folks are decent people, and didn't disown me or anything, but they just think (know) i'm fucked up beyond repair know

>>35285388
> not using soap
Man

>>35285419
and it's probably a sentient being

>>35285388
>I use lube too though
>paying money to masturbate
>literally letting the jews cuck you
El Oh El

>>35285427
get two of them and clean them 2 at a time?

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Are those toys alright for thicker dicks? Mine is 5.7 in circumference.

>>35285144

Its just way too stimulating. It feels great at first but when I get closer to cumming my dick cant handle it and the orgasm feels ruined.

>>35284730

is there a non-roastie flashlight? like one of those beautiful innies, or loli

>>35285427
>I'm not gonna get out of bed after each wank.
How fucking fat and lazy are you exactly?
Like Jesus Christ.

>>35285502
Where do you think you are faggot
>>35285460
Are you a fleshlight shill?

Literally only downside is cleaning it. You know post fap guilt / shame? Multiply that by 100 when you see your reflection in the mirror as you clean your jizz out of a rubber pussy.

>>35285502
I shoot a couple of rounds too sometimes, so I just wear condoms. FeelsGoodMan

>>35285502
This is actually the most natural way. Our brain is programmed to sleep afterwards.
Why has nobody invented yet a self-cleaning or at least a self-sealing hole so that the whole room doesn't smell funny?

>>35285562
>wearing a rubber to fuck a plastic vagina

>>35285555
>You know post fap guilt / shame?
What the hell do you fap to?

>>35285568
>whole room doesn't smell funny?
It does?


oregano

>>35285572
it is like a -200% chance to get STDs that way

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Anyone here using some of the Tenga products? I'm looking at them right now and I'm wondering which one to pick.

>>35285502
>How fucking fat and lazy are you exactly?
80kg and depressed akshually

>>35285555
>You know post fap guilt / shame?
I had this when I was a stupid teenager. In my m'lady phase.

>>35285620
aren't these disposable? like one-time use?

>>35284730
I have the normal lady with just the plain textures, I like it but I wish I got one with a texture

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>>35285574

Uh ya know... normal stuff...

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>stealth
really makes you hmmm

>>35285555
And there goes any desire or curiosity I had.

>>35284730
Get an onahole instead, they're pretty much superior and have pleasing structures inside.

>>35285555

>You know post fap guilt / shame? Multiply that by 100 when you see your reflection in the mirror as you clean your jizz out of a rubber pussy.

This is the worst. My thoughts revolve around, "what the fuck are you doing with your life?" and "how did billions of years of evolution manage to create hairless monkey fucking a plastic tube?"

>>35285703
No offense but why dont you change if you think your life is so fucked up?

Better than hand
Not as good as real

That's about it.

>>35285572
Cleaning a fleshlight is annoying as fuck.

>>35285693
>one time use

Yeah ok, i'll totally buy that.

>>35285693
>Get an onahole instead, they're pretty much superior
fuck off weeb

>>35285574
I get that.

Doesnt have anything to do with what i fap to. It has to do with having "masturbation is a sin" being drilled into you as a child.

>>35285724
Bc post fap guilt goes away the second you do something else. It's just a brief 15 second window where you really are brutally aware who you are as a person.

>>35285724
Not him, but what alternative is there? Getting a gf isn't that easy for a lot of us and you can always not masturbate at all but that leaves you a pent up mess.

I wonder if animals feel fap shame.

>>35285859
Tenga's are one time use faggot, regular onaholes can be used many times.
>>35285867
Ofcourse I'm a fucking weeb, why else would I buy plastic fuckholes? You'll find an expansive variety of onaholes moreso than flashlights since they're limited to emulating a pornstar pussy or they try to reach for realism instead of offering an intense pleasurable experience. The JP market for it is simply more way more sophisticated than western ones and the material used is pretty good.

>>35285859
However there has to be some mechanism to neutralize the cum once the hole is disposed of.
I'm paranoid some bitch might one day find one of my used holes in the garbage and decide to impregnate herself manually.

>>35286215
sperm life span is not that long

>>35285089
I have the STU and I can't feel shit with it, I prefer the Lotus because I can actually feel something.

>>35285432
Soap damages them

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>>35285944
>animals
>shame
No they don't. And neither should you.
Extracting the venom releases you from being a slave to your animal instincts for some time. Your mind becomes clearer and you can focus better on studying or doing other things.
In the aftermath you are also able to talk to roasties without giving a fuck about them.

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>two years ago I laughed at these
>nowadays, I want one

It should hurt, but it's mostly numb

>>35285304
I left my prostate massager and a tenga egg in the bathroom once, I think my father saw the prostate massager but he never said thing and treats me the same.

Never tried a fleshlight though

>>35286327
then it is time to buy another one. Water only does not get rid of fungi or bacteria.

>>35286475
rubbing alcohol does

I love the Lotus texture. Not as intense as my onahole, worlds better than fapping (I can't fap normally unless it's an emergency), and I imagine it's close to what a real vagina feels like.

Former normie here.
It's pretty much as close as it gets to an actual pussy. Knock yourselves out.

>>35286504
Yeah, a flamethrower would be fine too.

Seriously what kind of material is that made of that water damages it but alcohol doesn't? It usually is the opposite.

I read somewhere that using these helps with ED? My erections have been extremely weak lately, will these help?

>>35286583
not the water but the soap, that has a bunch of different ingredients to it

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>>35284730

You can simulate a threesome with $85 USD

www kanojotoys com natsu-himegoto-threesome-onahole-p-2662

Would get but
>26 year old NEET living with parents

>riding dildo while fucking fleshlight
is there a better feeling than this?

Why are there no black onaholes?

How does licking an onahole/fleshlight work out? I have a huge butthole fetish

>>35286828
>touching your dick while riding the dildo
you're doing it wrong

>>35287144
I know anon, its just for finishing ;)

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>>35286828
Yes, when you do it dressed up in cute clothes, like a skirt, stockings, frilly panties, a bra, and a blouse.

>>35285335
>Letting the jews cuck you with porn

>tfw no robot bf to use me like a fleshlight

>>35286364
No wait. You need those animal instincts to drive into getting you roasties you can fuck and get them social rewards not be a neet wagecuck who buys his pussy.

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I have the Wet Meiki Kiwami, it's very good.

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>>35284730
Get an onahole instead.

>>35285304
Image sauce please?

>>35284730
Appareny people say the japs do it better, tenga, onaholes, whatever

>>35285656
yah, the pope uses the textured one.

>>35285944
they're usually glued to each other for a few minutes afterwards, so if they do they feel it together

>>35285944
i'm dumb i was thinking actual animal sex.

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anybody use the "freaks" fleshights? i have a small dick and i wan to use one but i don't want 70$ to go to waste.
https://www.fleshlight-international.eu/freaks/
here's a link if you don't know what i'm talking about.

>>35286215
terrifying thought that. from garbage can to paternity test. yeesh

>>35286963
dunno. hoping they sell paint kits, or at least throw one in for bulk purchases

>>35288458
japanese porn is funny. censore vagina but not the butthole. on toys no less.

>>35284730
Buy a onahole /jp/ has a general with a pastebin for everything you need to know

>>35289815

just get an onahole theyre like 6in max

I've heard that you have to warm these up and use lube for them to be a good purchase

is this true?

I'd rather just be able to put my dick into it without having to spend 15 minutes getting ready to jack off

>>35284730
Wait wait wait.

What the fuck is the "stealth"?

>>35285428
That is very different then a fleshlight. They may be upset your a faggot.

>>35284730
>is a fleshlight worth the money?
This entirely depends on how much disposable income you have.

>any robots have one, is it good?
It's better than your hand. It became too much of a hassle for me after a while.

If you buy one definitely make sure you thoroughly dry it before storage. And by thoroughly I mean it. Mine became mold infested because it apparently wasn't completely dry.

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>>35286541
former normie here as well

I concur (I've had two onaholes that actually physically felt better), but too bad real sex is so much more than just what your dick feels physically.

Even something like VR + RealDoll + onahole/fleshlight addons (which could slot in and out of the doll like modules) would be far off, but probably close to a hooker. I suspect there will be such combos commercially available within 10 years. I fucked a few escorts and it was far worse than consensual sex with a loving gf, but I got off on the power of social dominance, using her like a cheap piece of meat. That's something that only a real human bean can give you, not a doll.

>>35289982
Room temperature is ok, but lube is pretty much mandatory and it feels significantly better when they're both warmed up to at least body temperature. I always get a kick when newfags go in dry and then post about it on the /jp/ onahole threads...consider yourself warned

>>35289815
I have the vampire mouth one from way back. Let me just say, that thing made me feel like I had a huge dick.

>>35289982
You need lube. Warming it up is recommended by the instructions that come up with it but I don't think it's necessary, the friction of you pumping your dick into it will warm it up real quick.

You do however have to clean it afterward, whether you blow inside it or not.

>>35290081
nothing beats the emotional connection of having sex with someone who genuinely likes you and wants to have sex with *you* as well

but if you just want to get off without a ton of hassle this'll do a decent job. or you're a virgin and are curious as to what a vagina feels like, this is pretty close

>>35290100
well how big is your dick? im just below 5 inches.

>>35290203
I dunno, I don't actively measure it. I always figured I was pretty average, if rather girthy.

I guess what I'm trying to say is that the things are quite tight.

>>35284730
I want to get one but I'm scared of wasting a lot of money if it doesn't stimulate me, or overstimulates me. I fap a lot and I think I may be desensitized to it.

>>35290217
well then measure it.

>>35286583
Brainlet detected.

Bloxpost

>>35290270
>I fap a lot and I think I may be desensitized to it.
I thought that too but my first few times trying a Jap onahole were almost painfully sensitive.

Didn't take long to get used to it but I've noticed that it still takes me quite a while to finish unless I tighten my grip around it.

It was worth the $20 I spent but it didn't replace regular hand faps or anything, cleaning is too much effort and the lube means it makes quite a bit of noise unless you go really slow.