Manlets, Chinlets, Dicklets, Hairlets.

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>>35287249
severe brainlets
>dont understand humor
>can barely focus, constantly set my kitchen on fire because i forget shit
>actually spasstic, accidentally breaking light bulbs with sudden burst outs

shits fucked yo

Dicklet is the worst when it is actually go time but those others are worse in day to day life.

>>35287249
People with close set eyes have it worse than all of those combined

>>35287249
If you're not all four you're not a robot.

>>35287249
>tfw bodyhairlet
>tfw turbo dicklet

But tall and average chin.

>>35287249
I'm a chinlet but its not too bad. I just have generally weak "cute" features for a man desu. I'm skinny as fuck and have small as fuck shoulders too. I'm tall though, and I'm not really that autistic.

I'll be a hairlet when I'm 40 because of genetics but by then who cares?

not a Manlet but a Mantit, I got straight up girly boobs, only 21, my midlife crisis is going to be becoming a tranny

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>6'3
>strong jawline
>7 inches
>full head of hair

All of it doesn't matter because I'm a fat fuck

>>35287769
How much do you weigh? naldo

>>35287249
Slightly dicklet.
Becoming hairlet.

>>35287769
>strong jaw line
>fat as fuck
Lmfao.

>>35287798
230

bloxybloxoxox

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>tfw dicklet, hairlet, manlet AND brainlet

a-at least i've got a decent chin...

>>35287838
lmao, youre not fat unless you have ZERO (0) muscle mass

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>>35287249
Dicklets have it easier compared to the rest. I

>>35287864
I haven't lifted in 5 years

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>>35287895
objectively untrue

orienba

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>>35287249
Manlets big time! So lucky 5'10 1/2 barefoot.

Had a friend who was 5'4 so he looked permanent 8th grade and you should of seen when he befriended a 5'3 and he would talk shit non stop about how short he was and they looked the same height lulz. The other guy was at least a pretty boy so you don't notice and his gf who was a strong 8.5/10 yall would think 11/10 she looked like Avril Lavigne without fake blonde hair.

>>35287898
okay, then if your weight is pure fat then you might be fat, but 230 isn't too bad, you're at the "it's not too late" point

Manlets definitely, I'm just glad I'm 6ft and even though I'm an ugly socially retarded robot I've still had a gf. It only lasted a day though
Manlets will never find love

>>35287249
buttlet gaybot bottoms have it the worst

no top wants a flat bussy

>>35287588
fuck off whiny cunt

>>35287249

dicklets. this is so obvious. it's the single most important thing when it comes to the sexy time, and most cultures around the globe fucking WORSHIP sexy time. sexy time stats are the stats that matter most. deficiencies in all the other categories are made up for completely by having an acceptable weanus peanus.

brainlet might sound bad at first, but they often avoid misery by being too stupid to know what they're missing and/or being easily satisfied such that life doesn't suck.

is hairlets balding? that's not too bad, just shave it off and become mister clean. It's bad, but can be circumvented.

chinlets is a bummer too, can't change that one like dick size. but all chins are forgiven, even the least existent, when sluts (females) see a large penis. it's gg, everytime always.

>>35288503
>chinlets is a bummer too, can't change that one

shall i give you a quick rundown?

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Chinlet reporting in. My life is shit, but it would be even more shit if I traded my weak chin in for being a manlet.

We're second place on the life-is-pain totem pole.

>>35288725

sure, cosmetic surgery exists. So it is possible to change, but i imagine it's outside the means of most robots.

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>6'
>7.5" wang
>thick head of hair
>I've been told I have attractive facial features
>crooked teeth that while aren't terribly stained, could be whiter

Also total beardlet.

Looks promising as stubble, terrible when it grows past that.

>>35287249
Manlet
You're a child forever and that means you can't get laid or get rich. However being a dicklet is more harmful psychologically

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>>35287249
Dicklets have it the worst. Even uglies can find other uglies to have intercourse with, as long as they have a decent penis.
>tfw dicklet, hairlet, chinlet, and borderline manlet
I've become complacent. I will die alone, and I've accepted it. I will search for and try to enjoy what little comfort I can until I lose the ability to do so, then I will kill myself. Such is life for a robot.

>>35287769
>have the specific one problem that you can actually fix
>all of my qualities dont matter

dude work out, stop being fat. I know it can be fucking hard but it's not like you are genetically fucked
if being fat is seriously your only problem, give 300% effort on not being fat, become chad, get balls deep

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>>35287249
>Tfw neither a chinlet, dicklet, nor a hair-let, and I'm the average world height of 5'7
>IQ of 130 on top of this

Life is wonderful.

>>35287615
Sounds like you have Klinefelter syndrome