rate my practicce gf lads

>>39215335
She's precious and you don't deserve her. I'll take her and make her my real gf fuck you

I'd practice anal with her

>>39215335
>rate my practicce gf lads

please do not do this
please at least let her know she is a practice gf

I'd practice hand holding with her

>>39215390
i tell her when i finish fuckin her and manage to get an upgrade

>>39215335
She looks underage. How old is she?

>>39215335
she's really cute, anon. what kind of standards do you have for a regular gf?

She's adorable jackass, if this isn't bait you should have her be your legitimate gf and toss the whole practice idea entirely. There's no need to upgrade when you have a perfectly good gf right there, besides the world has enough washed up sluts, don't make her into one.

>>39215426
be more outgoing and less pasive? everytime i talk with her shes like "ok" and i feel like im doing something wrong

>>39215335

Instead of rating her, I'll rate you a liar. No way that girl is your girlfriend; practice or otherwise.

>>39215450
you gotta get her out of her shell, anon.

>>39215335
>all these desperate betas ITT
the memes are real holy fuck

>>39215469
shes hole inside there is no wicked personality

>>39215335
She's cute. Don't hurt her. If this is your first gf then you probably don't know what it feels like to have your heart crushed/being used by someone else. Even if you know what it feels like, that's more reason to not make someone else feel like that..

>>39215390
>>39215447
>>39215354
hahahah white knights are roasties are so emotionally unstable

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all these fuckin beta cucks ITT its sad

look at them they would fuckin want to marry every girl and have a child with her right now if she showed some affection to them, look how they crave for it

>>39215524
>Don't hurt her.
Please return to r*ddit immediately

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My practice gf was batshit crazy but was a decent fuck.

>>39215546
I don't know if I should laugh or cry. They're pathetic

>>39215335
Looks like a somewhat less ugly version of my neighbor.

NOOOOOOO DON'T DO THIS TO HER, SHES PRETTY AND DESERVES TO BE TREATED LIKE A PRINCESS, I'D BUY HER CLOTHES AND KISS HER FEET AND NOT PRESSURE HER FOR SEX

>>39215335
every time I try to browse this board I get the feeling this place is filled with 10-12 years olds that like the "idea" of having a gf but they're not actually attracted to girls yet...so they don't have and don't know what realistic standards are.

She looks pretty qt, too bad she has shit taste in music.

>>39215620
excuse me? my only standard is the gf not being fat

>>39215335
Not bait of the highest quality, that post.

>>39215620

I completely agree with the last part: they have utterly unrealistic standards; but I think this stems from a combination of overestimating their own value and the fact that the only women they ever see are models, tv stars, adult entertainers, etc.

>>39215757
and the only males women see are with a job, fancy hobby, car, friends

>>39215546
Being in a relationship with someone is different than humping and dumping.

You'll understand if you ever grow up.

why are you posting this here and in /b/?

>>39215842
Chad pumped and dumped but I have to care for you because I'm more beta/less attractive? No roastie, I'm treating you just as bad as him because its what you deserve.

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>>39215857
because im thirsty for attention my lad

Practicing relationships is important, especially for robots. I hope you'll find a proper gf that's more desirable soon, OP.

>>39215875

Important distinction: the chad will be having sex while you're jacking off to Chinese cartoons and crying.

>>39215335
Look at that smile lol. She's blissfully unaware.

>>39215335
4/10

>>39215354
Beta subhumans like you should be tortured forever in hell like the rats you are

My ex gf texted me because of the eclipse. She just asked "how's things?" I don't know how to answer. All I do is sit around watching TV and playing vidya, I haven't left the house since we broke up. We dated during high school. I dropped out and stopped leaving the house and we're now 27 years old.
kill me

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>doesnt want children
HUUUUUGE REDFLAG

>>39215890
That's the point, if they like you enough to be your gf, you can pump and dump them. This is the thing betas don't understand. I demoted my last gf to a plate this way, believe it or don't I'm just giving advice to guys with rock bottom self esteem like I used to have.

a practice gf is supposed to be some hamwhale. You misunderstood the meme OP

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>>39215411
>get an upgrade
>implying you can do better than this
kek

>>39215929
What a bunch of shit. The perfect practice gf is just some forgettable average girl that you feel a little attracted to physically but who's just completely uninteresting otherwise

>>39215757
>booo hooo why do people have different tastes than mine

Kill yourself

Romanian/10

>>39215929
Nah he got it, she's unattractive, ugly, without self awareness, though she's a little too ugly for a practice gf imo, but to each his own, I would probably puke if she tried to kiss me

>>39215956
is correct
>>39215929
you're the one who misunderstood

>>39215335
To all the moralfags in the thread: You can practice with a girl, without making her your gf, if it makes you feel better. In the end, she'll fall you anyway, even if you call your relationship something else like fwb, and try to paint you as the bad guy, once you walk away from it.

>>39215460
Fuck off subhuman without self respect

>>39215469

>>39216046
>she'll fall you anyway
*fall for you

>>39215924
>I demoted my last gf to a plate
What does a plate mean?

>>39216104
It's retard speak. Just ignore it.

>>39216104
They're like a fwb, so you fuck them and hang out sometimes but you don't act beta and do everything they say.

>>39215921
>Wroclaw
isn't that bitch a robot?

>>39215971
Found the 2 who won't settle for less than an 8 and thinks the reason he's still a virgin is that 'hurr durr women are too picky'.

She's barf tier disgusting, her face looks fat and bloated despite her not being noticeably overweight, so she's only going down hill from here, she's gonna hit rock bottom since she starts from sea level at her "peak", don't know what's with the swarm of reddit tier betas spewing absolutely gut revolting shit like

>"you don't deserve her, she's sooo beautiful I would her her piss on me I would protect her"

The state of this board is simply pathetic, I didn't think they fell so bad, I'm leaving, I advise you to dump her ugly ass now that you've proven yourself that you're not "untouchable or unlovable" or whatever this disgusting site wants you to believe, this site is cancer and this board is the peak of the self destroying, self hating nihilistic betas in the world

Leave, I'm gonna block this site IP forever, I advise you to the same, good luck with whatever you wanna do with your life, stay strong.

Best wishes, MP.

>>39216218
>less than 8
>hurr durr I beleive that there's an objective scale of tastes

I don't like her, so I don't see why I would wanna have anything to do with her, let alone doing intimate things like kissing her, sleeping with her or pleasure her orally?

I'm saying what I think, I finder her ugly, that said if OP likes her good for him, not really my concern since I conceive that other people might have different tastes from mine, something that autists like you simply cannot fathom.

I suppose you want everyone else in the world to be a beta retard who "has to settle" because he suffers to peer pressure, honestly kill yourself and be done with it, people like you are cancer.

>>39216240
bruh i just...

>>39216277

That's twice you've told me to kill myself.
I'm a cyborg with an awesome life.
Why would I want to do that?

>>39216307
>hehehe I'm a cyborg

I don't give a fuck about your fursona, I doubt you're enjoying your life since you post here, and I have no meters to judge it, I can only judge your posts and from those I can tell you're a cancerous beta autist with zero personality who lets women walk on him and succumbs to peer pressure, you also use strawmen arguments and have no substance to anything you say

>>39216365

Geez, you better get some ointment on that butthurt before you end up with permanent rectal damage.

>>39216240
I hope this is bait because you sound like a fat angry dyke that hates everything, maybe if you smiled from time to time you could get a boyfriend and drop the bitter feminist nonsense.

>>39215450
>be more outgoing

Fuck off normie. And 5/10 gf. No tits.

>>39216240
what is wrong with you?
she is not beautiful, but she is defo cute
found the virgin loser who compares every woman he sees to actresses and porn stars, yet LARPs as chad thundercock

>>39216567
She's ugly, what's wrong with you, you beta autist who wants everyone else to settle with an uggo?

Or are you just a LARPing ugly roastie?

I don't like her, I wouldn't be comfortable sleeping in the same bed as her or kissing her ugly face, not even if you drugged me, got any problem with someone having standards different from yours?

>hurr durr it's either ugly faced girl or model

It's not like there is a spectrum, right?

She's definitely on the ugly side, she doesn't know how to dress too

>hehehe you're a virgin

You're an insecure NU MALE redditor who doesn't belong on this site, being a virgin is not degrading

>>39216618
why are you so angry tho?
are you secretly afraid that even this girl wouldn't give you the time of the day if you approached her?
could it be that you are projecting, mr.test filled supreme alpha male?

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Who is on that shitty site and wants to message that gril?

Pic related.

Lets see if OP is a lying cunt.

>>39215335
>not fat

Cute.

>>39216686
bruh okcupid has a fuckin 2 hours delayed chat

>>39216618

>I don't like her

who cares? you've said that multiple posts,what are you trying to do here because its strange repeating yourself like this. also you type like a redditor, go fuck yourself.

>>39216712
he could have just said he found her unattractive without flying into autistic rage and typing out a rant on how ugly he thinks she is
i think something is seriously off with this dude

>>39216784
>implying it's not a jealous post-wall roastie

>>39215546
woah... are u really laughing? dude ur so layed back be my bestie bro

>>39216840
not him but can i be ur bestie bro

>>39216658
> are you secretly afraid that even this girl wouldn't give you the time of the day if you approached her?

Nailed it. Most of the time when robots call less-than-perfect girls 'ugly', it's just a heaping case of sour grapes.

>>39216784
See above.

>>39216816
Jealousy is a factor, but I doubt it's a roastie; just a butthurt permavirgin who's mad that he'll never get a girl that cute.

What the fug is a practice gf

>>39216925
Typical ugly insecure roastie trying to pass off a clearly plain, ugly girl as cute to make her seem more attractive to herself

>permavirgin

Wow, you sure showed me

>>39216980
i am still not the one who types out paragraphs with a fucking foaming mouth all centered around "FUACKEN DISGUASTENIN ROASTIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!"
you just sound hilariously pathetic my man

>>39217125
You forgot to type in "virgin", then you sure would have shown me and won the argument, pity.

>>39216980

*bol* You can deflect and assume and say stupid shit until you're blue in the face. We both know the truth; you're just a sad little failure sitting in a puddle of your own butt-tears and lashing out at the world because you have no friends and you can't get any pussy. If you'd just admit it, people might be more sympathetic; but all you're doing now is proving that you're all alone because you're a salty little faggot.

>>39217247
>muh pussy

projection, not everyone is an autist like you who thinks every single one of his problem would be solved if he put his dick in a hole, you're a beta with no personality and who fears being called virgin by his peers

>no friends, virgin, everyone hates you bla bla bla

This is literally every single one of your posts, you think that you'll impress me because you're projecting your insecurities on me via your computer screen?

Next time be even more specific so I can know that your father abused you or whatever your issues actually are

You're a loser without a spine, and you wouldn't even be able to look at me in the eyes without trembling, you ugly worm

>people might be more simpathetic

The only thing a sad little buzzwords spouting "man" like you can do is being pathetic, being simpathetic requires a personality and a decent degree of rationality, something you clearly lack since you're just a little vermin trying to exorcise his own insecurity on strangers on the internet lashing out on me like a little pussy

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>>39217426
this aspie with some sort of a god complex is a gift that just keeps on giving

>>39217483
Try actually reading a book, then maybe you can throw around big words like "god complex", you truly are a disgrace

>>39215471
T. Super alfalfa mail

>>39217511
>Redditor whiteknight is angry people have different tastes from his

INB4 virgin

You're just an even more mentally challenged tumblr, spouting his little buzzword every time someone disagrees with you

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>tfw your practice gf breaks up with you just when you're starting to fall in love with her

>>39217510
t.angry assburger manchild

orego

>>39217549
Thanks dog for the reply! I can sense your alphaness

>>39217559
buzzword buzzword buzzword

As I foresaw

>>39217592
Teach me your ways mister alpha

>tfw 4 practice gf in a row

when I'll be ready?

>>39217619
Sure, come here in Italy, I would like to see you call me all those mean things to my face, it would definitely make my day

>>39217592
you really showed me this time
time to bend over and let you use my twink boipucci for your 9 inch perma-erect cock's pleasure , my alpha master uwu

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The replies here are fucking disgusting, all the anons here care for this poor girl not necessarily because they're "thirsty" or because they worship pussy but because using a naive girl as a "practice gf" is immoral and a violation of trust (>inb4 stirner)

And don't come at me with the >"dude all girls are sluts/emotionally unstable therefore they deserve any douchebag move I make towards them". That's bullshit, even if every girl in the world was the stereotypical manipulative, hypocritical Stacy that this board seems to think they are, it still would not have been right of you to do that. Some types of behavior are just shitty regardless of the person that you pull them on.

Fuck all of you manipulative Chads

>>39215335
>t-shirt of some shitty deathcore band she probably doesn't even like
Dump her now

>>39217675
T. Salty beta
All is fair in love and war

>>39216706
what the fuck are you talking about, no it does not

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>>39217731
that means the fuckin bitch is ignoring me then

>>39217699
>calling selfishly using a girl who has no idea what is going on "love"
fuck off retard

>>39217887
Oh make no mistake. The practice GF is being used. I care not how we learn how to love and who must be manipulated to get what you want. Maybe she'll learn how to suck cock so you can have better time.

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>tfw the white knight cucks cant do anything about the fact that OP's girl will be abused

>>39217948
this is why everybody hates people on this board and that is why they will all die bitter and alone
they go:
>"wah wah wah stacy was mean to me in high school and chad beat me up, how will i ever recover??"
>"wah wah i am so ronery :<<<<<"
then they turn around like 3 months later and say this:
"HAHAHAHA YOU GUYS JUST DUMPED MY PRACTICE GF TEEE HEE SHE IS CRYING AND BEGGING ME TO TAKE HER BACK ISN'T IT FUCKING HILARIOUS, DUMB WHORE HAD NO IDEA"
go play in traffic.

>>39218060
>this is why everybody hates people on this board and that is why they will all die bitter and alone
Sounds like their problem. I welcome hatred. I'm glad you're very sympathetic to a woman who wouldn't give you the time of day.

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>>39218085
>I welcome hatred

if THAT is a cute girl to you guys...fucking desperate beta males man, showering even the most average girl with compliments like this

>>39218114
Yeah I'm pretty edgy desu. What's it to ya?

>>39218021
>>39218085
so not wanting someone to get abused and have their self-esteem shattered and probably become depressed for months is white knighting now?
must be shit being such piece of trash of a human being like you guys

>>39215335
She's major QT

>>39218174
Girls will always prefer an attractive confident guy abusing them to a loving beta bf.

>>39215335
>gf
that's a cool word for your sister

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>>39218196
>People's sexual preference makes them acceptable targets

>>39217452
Yep, keep telling yourself that. Maybe it will curb the weeping next time you're jacking off in a puddle of your own butt-tears.

>>39218174
You're literally defending a woman you'll never meet. Quit getting your panties in a twist and grow some balls champ.

>>39218224
Yeah they are asking for it. Rape victims also tend to go back to their rapist.

>>39218224
A target for pump and dumping? Its her fault for expecting MORE.

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>>39218196

>>39218224
then keep acting like a beta little cuck and getting no pussy

>>39218234
if i found a post by stacy somewhere talking about a guy she is using and doesn't give a shit about, i would call her a piece of putrid shit too

it is not about "muhh pussy"

>>39218274
>but men too!
Nope. Those niggas made their bed too. Actions have consequences and if you lay with dogs you get fleas.

>>39218298
>"those niggas made their bed too"
can you tell me how did someone "make their bed" in a situation like this
the people who are using them are most likely acting all lovey dovey and as if their victim was all they ever wanted
how could they suspect something is wrong, especially if they are infatuated with them?

>>39218345
When something sounds too good to be true, it probably is. This goes for men and women. They have no one to blame but themselves for giving someone their trust without earning it.