Mom just discorver my trap collection (aka gay porn) and is throwing

>>35334371
should have thought about that when you failed to hide your porn well enough.

>>35334371
Did you tell her it's okay because they're feminine?

>>35334371
Try to explain its not gay if it's feminine penis

>>35334371
>Not encrypting your shit
There's LGBT shelters out there for young people I know youre not "real" gay but the situation is still the same and you need a place to live, look that shit up and contact them.

>>35334371
>saving porn, ever
this is what happens dumbass

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>trap collection (aka gay porn)
excuse me but liking traps is NOT gay

>>35334455
>not having 3 terabytes of porn
>not having 2 layers of encryption and an entire gauntlet of passwords for your folders
>not having the last password as a fingerprint scan that deletes everything if incorrect

>>35334523
>not memorizing websites
>not just searching shit up
>not living a worry free life because anything no matter how protected can be accessed

>>35334568
Sites go down, anon.

>>35334421
>LGBT shelters
Is this a real thing? Or are you talking about city jail?

>>35334371
punch her in the throat and then tell her that you're not gay just horny
then demand that she brings back hot milf friends for you to release into

>>35334638
>Or are you talking about city jail?
Maybe if you live in Russia or the Middle East. Yes, LGBT shelters are a thing.

>>35334638
this is unintentionally fucking hilarious as shit

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>>35334568
>He thinks streaming is better than downloading torrents
>He doesn't want easy access to high quality vastly superior porn
>He thinks this way is better unironically

>>35334682
It is only a thing in Canada because its a shit country. I wish I could blame all my problems on being gay.

>>35334690
>he thinks I care enough about jacking off to download things

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>mom found the cum capsules
>I'm fucked anon

>>35334638
Don't go to one of these anon, its filled with horny fags that will rape ur boiass at night

>>35334568
hf with FBI at your doorstep for "illegally" streaming porn

>dad found the shit boot
>Fuck anons

>>35334815
>mom found the spunk sponge
>its all over

>>35334799
Statistically speaking, I'm fine. Do you know how many people stream porn? How many out of those people have had that happen?

>>35334799
>>35334876
the only people that ever get in trouble are seeders/uploaders

there's too many leechers/downloaders for any government agency to care let alone internet companies

turn off your upload speed on torrents and stop them from transmitting after you download them and you'll never have to worry

>>35334419
>Try to explain its not gay if it's feminine penis

This, you need to explain that liking traps isn't gay. I mean it is in the real world but not on r9k

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Should have got a more normal taste in porn. Now you can suck dick for rent, which you might actually enjoy.

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>>35334929
sadpanda for that shizz

>>35334997
At work, but the title is "Run Girl Run".

>>35334380
>>35334523
Why I would hide? It was on my PC
>>35334421
I didn't need to. My dad give me some money to stay in a hotel until my mom get her shit together.
>>35334497
>>35334419
>>35334659
It's gay
>>35334929
fuck off, vanillafag

Gaslight her anon

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>>35335033
>straight

damn it

guess i'm fappin to straight shit today

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>>35335092
>expecting faggots instead of delicious brown tomboy

You will get no such think from me.

>>35334709
They have them in the US too and lots of kids get kicked out like OP so I see nothing wrong with them.

>>35335057
Because you don't want people snooping like ur mum did.

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>>35335137
as long as it's brown i'm going to town

>>35335194
cute
>tfw you will never crossdress and go on dates with men

>>35334371
Go collect those traps she threw out of the window before an animal gets hurt you fucking faggot

>>35334371
so you don't log off or lock your computer when you leave? what the fuck is wrong with you?

>>35335057
If you live with your mom and aren't hiding your porn, you're an idiot.
Why did you think your parents would respect your personal boundaries?
Parents think of you as their child, not a.person in their own right.

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>>35334929
>>35335137
>vanilla shit
ewww

>>35335194
Source?

Moi famski hailing from the Internet.

>>35335057
>Why I would hide? It was on my PC
you can't just have your porn that easily accessible and expect the people you're living with to not "stumble upon" it, especially if the people you're living with are your authoritarian parents who don't give a shit about your personal boundaries. Lock your computer when not in use, change your password if they know it, assuming this is your own computer and not one the entire family shares.

>use linux
>files are hidden in plain sight
>hentai is a hidden folder
>doesn't show up on recent files or anything

>>35334419
Do this and fucking film it. I feel like having a laugh

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>>35334455
dude he got the triple dubs