Has your mom ever implied/said your room smells like cum?

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>>35333487
no but my teacher said our class did

have to wonder how she knew.

>>35333487

on several occasions throughout the years

took me a while to take the hint, when I finally realized she meant the cum and not just dirty clothes and old food I started cumming into toilet paper then sneaking to the bathroom to flush it down the toilet

>>35333487
Well she had to wash the cum stains off my wall...

>>35333548
My dad always said my room smelled. Now I'm wondering if I just smell like cum since my room does. Isn't that supposed to turn women on though? Doesn't cum have pheromones in it that make woman feel good or some shit?

>>35333646
Stale old cum smell is not an attractive smell anon

>>35333646
humans don't respond to pheromones. That's just bullshit to sell shitty perfume/cologne.

>>35333703
I get turned on and attracted to a woman if I smell their scented hair.

>>35333677
How can I tell if I smell like stale cum? Is there a test I can perform?

>>35333718
That's not pheromones, It's just reacting to a smell.

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>>35333487
cum smells after it has dried in the bin?

>>35333786
>>35333718
If you smell food and get hungry, it's also not pheromones.

>>35333794
There are pheromones in scented beauty products you dumb piece of shit.

>>35333620
why are you cumming on walls, senpai?

>>35333790
I hope you don't have a bin of cum tissues

>>35333620
>tfw got room from older brother and had to spend an entire day scrubbing his cum off of the walls
There's a special place in hell for you, you fucking savage.

>>35333813
-_-
^
my face

Why are you trying to bamboozle people

>>35333620
I did same although it was my cum racks which ruined the wall

>>35333878
He himself is the bamboozled one.

Human pheromones are pseudo-science bullshit that companies use to sell unnecessary products.

If humans actually reacted to pheromones, men would be doing things like rubbing their dick on walls to attract a mate.

>>35333646
Thats only when you cum in them.

>leaving your disgusting bodily fluids all over your room

you guys are literally subhumans

>>35333819
>>35333873
I used to masturbate at night and to avoid cleaning up or cumming on myself, I would cum on the wall next to my bed. And since my bed hid the wall no one would know...until my Mom repainted my room.

>>35333873
>wiped cum over the metal frame of my bed for months
>eventually it turns into a crusty orange mass enveloping the frame
>had to clean it off but the smell that came out from soaking it in water was stronger than anything and we had to move out of the house because the cum smell would leak out into the rest of the house whenever my door opened
my formative years weren't so great

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>mom went snooping in my room while I was out
>came back, noticed she had went through my closet
>she walks by, tells me she grabbed my dirty clothes to wash
>"why was one of your socks all crusty?"
MOM

FOUND

THE

CUMSOCK

>>35333487
my sister asked once why it smelled like bleach or cleaner.

>>35333965
>we had to move out of my house temporarily because I masturbated too much

Glad I have a vagina

>>35334517
>implying female jizz doesn't smell
Also vaginas smell in general. Typically like a fish.