>"Hey anon, want a skittle?" >"The red ones

IN WHAT FUCKING WORLD DO YOU LIVE IN THAT THIS COULD BE EVEN CONSIDERED A LIKELY SCENARIO TO FIND YOURSELF WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK YOU AUTISTIC RETARD FUCK GO KYS

>>35332749
No thank you, skittles are terrible.

Take her on the floor then and there.

>>35332749
>"sure thanks mom"
>eat the skittles

>>35332749
so we fuckin or nah?

shove them up your butthole first

>>35332749
Green skittles taste like dirt

>>35332749
I never take something that's been in someone's hands, so no, thanks but I will pass.

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>>35332749
>t-thanks
>reach for one
>sudden forward arm movement
>accidentally slap her hands
>she spills all of the skittles
>she gives me a weird look while i piss myself

>Are you trying to get me diabetic!
*Slaps the skittles out of her hand*
>Fuck you and your sucrose
*Walk away while I scream*

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>>35332749
"Oh yeah, sure, thanks Stacy!" I lean forward, giving eye contact. My clammy hand reaches forward and into the pile. I squeeze my fingers around a handful but the layer of sweat around my hand leads to the sweets popping out of my grip. Some land back on the pile while others land on the floor.
I laugh. "Hey, that was real sweet of you," I say, giving a warm smile. "I'm having a party down at Denny's on Friday, can I count you in? Oh, of course I can! You're going to parties all the time!" I laugh again. "Well, see ya around!"
I turn around but then stop. Going back, I pick up the dropped skittles. "Red is my fav too."
Walking away, I munch on the sweets, smiling and humming absent mindedly. Today was a good day.

>eating Hebrew population-control sugar pellets
No thanks

Put all the red ones in my mouth and spit them back into her hand

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>>35332765
>ywn share a handful of skittles with Lauren Southern
>ywn let her eat all of the red ones while you eat the superior orange ones
>ywn make jokes about how we should throw out the skittles for being dangerous refugees before you plunge your manhood inbetween her quivering, right-wing legs

Don't kill my dreams

>>35333012
She's a kike.

>>35333016
I'm part-kike. Our kids will be geniuses who will grow up to control the goyim

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>>35332766
>"But why anon?"
>"Are you sure you don't want to try one?"
>"For me?"

>>35333146
They're sugary. I don't like anything sweet.

>>35333146
I wanna see the book shelves

Ayn Rand is noticed

>>35333146
They taste like shit and sugar.
Waste of a candy.

>>35333244
*wax and sugar

>>35332749
>a single skittle?
>sure why not.
>give me a green
>thanks

>>35333146

i bet this dumb cunt hasnt even read the fountainhead

it's just there for her ironic-nazi-turned-actual-nazi orbiters to notice and feel intellecturally validated

>>35332749
I hate her. She is everything wrong with the modern culture. She is a cute girl who got a journalism job simply for being a cute right winger. Her contributions are absolutely bitch tier and her book is garbage.
I am okay with women having the upper hand in dating market, but it's bullshit that it applies to job market as well.

Red > yellow > orange > green > purple

You cannot refute this

>>35333330
Red > Orange > Yellow > Purple >>>>>>>> Green Apple
Does not apply for lime.

>>35332765
Someone offering you skittles?

Not that unlikely dude

I'm not a faggot get your own lover
*waddles off*

>Sure
>Grab as many as I can
>Come on anon I said a skittle
>Oh sorry, put one back and it's yellow
>Start to walk away
>Come on anon, dude, I was going to give them out to the rest of my friends
>Walk back
>Fine, put all but a purple and a red one back
>Purple is the best but she loke red so I kept that one, plus I took 2 instead of 1 so /devilish/

>>35332749

Thx, I'll go get one from the bag.

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>>35332749
What are you looking at, anon? hehe :p

>>35334134
Kek, forgot this existed.

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>>35333146

Wait, is OP's picture Lauren Southern? Boobs don't match...

Take all the red ones and put them in your mouth so she can't demand you give them back.

Say you like the red ones more.

>>35332749
I don't eat candy

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>>35334250
Bad angle desu.

>>35332749
Take the red skittles. Bitches love a dominate man.

>>35332749
>roastie whore who thinks she's worthy of talking to me

my zen is way too high for you, you can pull those skittles up your ass.

Sure I'm partial to purple and green.

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>>35333284
Yep. The fact this Stacy gets attention genuinely annoys me.

She's like 21 and think she's got shit figured out by parroting internet talking points.

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we know what happened last time a nigga had some skittles

>>35332749
Take the red one because PUA told me to take a red one to tease her but dont eat it because /fit/ told me not to eat junk food.

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>take all the red ones
Fuck the code, you can't stop me.

No one can.

>>35332749
what the fuck is this thread even
i don't understand just how ironic you are being here

>>35335805
>browsing this board 100% non-ironically all the time
I sure hope you guys don't do this.

>>35335865
I don't even know how ironic i am when browsing this board

>>35334872
Kek. He dindu nuffin.

>"heh"
>"watch this"
>slap both of her hands at the bottom, causing the skittles to fly in the air
>time slows down as I attempt to catch them all
>I slow down with time
>I can't actually catch any skittles at all
>time picks back up
>I don't
>I start waving my arms around, attempting to catch the skittles that are no longer in the air
>catch absolutely nothing
>try and salvage
>"when I practiced with my aunt, it went better than this"
>I said that out loud
>she died during all of this
>go home

>>35333309
Woman only have priority in cuck employment

Take the red ones and smirk while looking her in the eye.

That's the correct answer

>>35332749
Panic and run

>Take a red one put it down my pants
Do you still want it?

>>35332749
Shoot that fascist whore in the face.

>>35332749
>Why did you tell me that the red ones are your favorite? That's not something a normal and socially competent person would say.

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Than you see Ezra around the corner in shock since he's been at it for years trying to get that young pussy

>>35332749
>>"Hey anon, want a skittle?"

No but I'd like you to stop being a civic nationalist cuck.

I like her.

Her views may not be exactly like mine, and she may just repeat established talking points, which isn't really a bad thing anyway, but that is leaps and bounds ahead of most women who are either completely apathetic about politics or spout SJW bullshit.

People say she's just where she is because she's an attractive woman, but having women on the right is very important for bringing both men and women to our side.

>>35332749
Assume she's talking about the pink ones and try one before pretending to enjoy it. Then after a few awkward moments of not knowing how to maintain a conversation, have her become visibly uncomfortable and make up some excuse to leave while trying to be polite.

>>35338641
>People say she's just where she is because she's an attractive woman, but having women on the right is very important for bringing both men and women to our side.
Get out of my ideology, you fucking communist cocksucker. You're not a fascist.

>>35338736
People don't often make the jump straight into fascism from the left or centre.

You need to gradually introduce ideas and talking points to them.

>>35332749
yeah sure
>hold out my hand
>that bitch drops her skittles trying to give me one
>spin 360 degrees and walk away

>>35338736
I agree with the other guy, having a variety of people on the right is good to bring more people to our side.
It doesn't matter how truly aligned with your views she is, she's helping to get right wing arguments out there and get people interested.
The same way Milo is a massive attention whore but at least he creates publicity and draws attention to the issues he talks about.

Is she a belly gf?

>>35332749
Say no, thanks
She is below average

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She's gaining weight. Used to be much hotter.

>>35339491
That can't be her

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>"Hey anon, want to come to the mosque with me and then go to my house after? My dad and my brother Timirlan are going to make halal shashlik."
How do you respond?

>>35333207
>(((Ayn Rand)))
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>>35332749
I'd probably be starstruck and make an absolute idiot out of myself because of my autism. Then she'll leave within five minutes and I might finally have enough will to off myself.

>>35339431
You do that but when the war comes, you're getting fucked up with all those mongrels. You are NOT my Camerati

are we fucking or am i fucking ?

>>35332749

fuck you bitch

I know your mom freezed you when you were an egg

get away from me

>take a red one
>swallow it whole
>"thanks for the red pill lauren"
>wink

>>35340458
>tfw it took 74 replies for someone to actually get the joke