>girl sits next to you >fall in love

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>>35333392

>girl asks how your day was
>imagine life together

>>35333392
god, its suffering. i know its completely irrational but it happens every time

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>girl confesses to you
>say no, now thinking I'm incapable of falling in love

>make eye contact with someone
>fall in love

I shouldn't have fallen for the "avoid eye contact" meme

>>35333455
Eye contact is normal if you are speaking to someone.

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>girl says your name
>think shes in love with you

>>35333507
maybe for you, normie

>>35333551
I have trouble with it and break it off a lot and probably come off as a retard. I'm saying that it's expected for you to make eye contact, not that I can do it well.

>girl exists
>fall in love

fuck me

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>girl looks at you
>think she likes you

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>>35333392
>walk on street
>nobody's around
>see a girl closing by, 6/10
>sudden thought "This is it, a first girl who'll ever love me"
>heart is ready to jump from chest
>she just passes by
>I keep walking, trying to manage my tears
PURGE THEM ALL

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Reply to this post with a Pepe or the girl next to you will die tonight.

You guys are fucking pathetic holy shit

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>>35333707
does my ps4 count as a girl?

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>>35333735
Yes. Now fork it over fucko or it'll be gone forever.

>girl within 1' of me for more than 1 second
>feel deeply uncomfortable

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>>35333392
>walk by qt on sidewalk
>she looks me in the eyes
>imagine spending my whole life with her the rest of the way

>>35333392
>Touch cashier girls hand taking change
>Feel jolt of life flowing through my brain

>girl sits next to me on bus
>start breathing heavily and manually
But why

You guys are really fucking pathetic holy fuck

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>>35333772
>few seconds later a black dude walks up to her
>they start kissing

>girl selling you food smiling wide
>she fills you with so much joy
>think about her for years
im like 90% sure shes just faking it to get a promotion but it felt real to me

>>35333717
>>35333830
fuck off normie samefag

>>35333572
I know that it's expected. That doesn't change my behavior.
I had "a staring problem" as a kid and got yelled at occasionally because of it.
I just learned to not look at people ever.

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>>35333856
It's just the truth

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>go to new class
>notice qt girl
>she has a bag of The Beatles so at least she has an okay music taste
>develop a crush on her for the coming months
>actually broke up with my ''e-gf'' because I was in love with someone else and it wouldn't be fair to her
>one day I use my super sensitive autism hearing powers to overhear a private conversation between her and another grill
>crush says something along the line of ''my boyfriend...''
>try to hold back tears in the middle of class

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>>35334104
>beatles
>ok music taste

>>35334169
>weeb that probably only listens to video game and anime music judging other people

I don't even listen to The Beatles myself, but it is better than 99% of the shit that girls usually listen to.

>>35334217
i too know the feeling of being born in wrong generashun

*tips*

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>gurl gives a gentle smile
>heart start to beat fast
>start to sweat

>girl comes and talks to you for 5min
>think about her for 2 entire weeks

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>>35334217
keep telling yourself that nakama

>>35334169
fuck off, go back to /mu/

>>35334217
hey im a weeb and i like classical music

honestly, i don't think this is necessarily a robot exclusive problem. i have a gf and all that (inb4 gtfo normie) but i still 'fall in love' with every girl i see. It wears off after a while though. I wonder why this is

>>35333455
>shouldn't have fallen
>avoid eye contact
So you want to make eye contact?

>Dream of "her"
>Wonder how your life would be if you had man-up and went to speak to her
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>35334231
>>35334262
>>35334284

Damn I triggered the weebs. Please don't kill me with your katana.

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>girl looks at me in class
>pretty cute so I look back
>we start talking
>fall in love with her
>have dream about her fucking a black guy
>never talk to her again
You did this to me

>>35334303
I know it's normal behavior, and that it would help me socially. But when it comes down to interacting with people, I mostly look away from their faces.

Lately the only people I talk to are my friend and his wife. I just pet their dog while I talk to them.

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>girl says hi
>picture our wedding

>>35334366
Is it considered cucking if you like a girl but she gets married to someone else?

>>35334352
Apologizing won't save you now
*smirks*
*activates trans-dimensional replicator*
You're not so smug now are you
*makes 100 trans-dimensional clones*
*sends all of them to cut your throat you at the same time*
hehehe better watch what you say next time kiddo

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>>35334365
>taking r9k this serious

>>35334399
She was never yours, so no.
But I've only rarely caught feelings for his wife, and keep that shit in check.
I Can't lose my last friend over that.

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>>35333707
include me in the screencap anons