>mommy discovered the Oedipus algorithm
I am fucked.
>>35279252
what is an oedipus algorithm
>>35279271
>he doesn't run the Oedipus Algorithm
>>35279283
you're right i don't
i don't even know what it is
i asssume it has something to do with fucking your mom
>great-grandpa opened the buttplug vortex
>>35279283
The calculation uses the Laius formula to determine the probability of wincest in a household. It was formulated in the 1970s by the Soviet scientist Sergei Ronninakov.
>>35279252
>> I am fucked.
Bazinga
>>35279271
Do not ask such questions
>sisters stepped on the seminal fluid based artificial lifeform colony
REEEEEEEE it took me 4 years to get them to evolve this far and now I have to start over because dumb bitch ignored my "warning towel" hanging from the doorknob
>Nephews son in law found the reticulated resistance chamber
>>35279252
>dad found the quantum mirror
>"They" discovered the REX 2.1.1. program.
>>35279252
>second cousin Zelda tampered with the Mimetic Metric Measurements
>>35279252
>second cousin opened the crusade portal
This is the end for me, lads
>>35279252
>Landlord opened the third eye
I think it's my time.
Guys mom found the shackles of spaghetti
>>35279252
>sister solved the Lament Cumfiguration